How many inches would you say that is??

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Sixx

uhm i have no idea 4-5? would be interested to know the actual figure.

half an inch, lmao, minidick

>>729326024
>Not enough

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>>729326024
Not enough.

gotem

>>729326234
Thays what I thought. No wonder she loved chris's cock. She sent me pictures and showed me how much he stretched her.

>>729326126
I think I'm less than 4. Can't even measure up at more than half a medium banana. :(

>>729326421
Dude, you need to warn me before you launch into a story like that. Tf is Chris? gime the deets

>>729326024
about 2

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>>729326639
Couls barley stretch her look...

>>729326024
Not enough

>>729326802
Might have to do with the fact that you're both a couple of fat fucks

>>729326692
My ex wife fucked this guy Chris while we were together. She posted picture of his cock inside her doggy style on fetlife. She put the caption of "courtisy of 'his username'"

>>729326802
I can't even see anything with your belly shadowing the view, despite your attempt to hold it back enough for the camera to capture your small cock in that cow.

>>729327001
Let's see the pic.

>>729327057
I know. She had our two kids and let herself go. I'm going to prison for 2 years in a couple weeks for the first time and I'm just completely melting down like Chernobyl. Can't even please a women.

>>729326024
Yeah, it's about 44 inches around that cow's waist.

YouTwoAreGross/10

>>729326024
the problem is those grizzly hairs are longer than his dick

>>729327177
Don't have it on my phone. Somewhere on an SD card. But it was like 5 times as big Atleast and much more thick. She loved it so much she told me she came harder then ever.

>>729327280
lmao, >>729327208
what are you going to prison for?

>>729327423
OP if it's any consolation, your ex is a fat whore.

>>729326024
u look about 3 inches tops

>>729327208
Feel bad for you bro, I'm on probation so i can't smoke and that sucks, but I'm holding down 3 different girls and it's going well, none of them know.

>>729327550
bump

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>>729327208

>>729327550
She accused me of raping her and molesting our kids so she could get the custody and government child support. Then she moved 3 hours away to be with yet another guy who is now her boyfriend. She tool he is virginity and I am sure he's so big and pleasurable for her.

Long enough to fuck somebody with. That small dick white nigga is getting more ass than 90% of B

>>729327670
Hope things go well for you. I'm Canadian so prison is a bit different I hear. But I just want to have a solid women who I can pleasure. Now my life is over and I'll never be able to support our kids with a felony record

>>729327423
whats her fetlife?

>>729328068
I would give it but she deleted it months ago after she got with her new boyfriend. Likely wanted to appear as a pure single mommy.

>>729327754
This fucking justice system is totally in favor of women, and yet the whiny cunts still whine about being treated unfairly. A woman can ruin a man's life with a few airy words. Part of why I'm a faggot.

>>729328157
Yeah it's madness. So now I have to see my kids once a week under supervision. I did everything for them and family services would have taken them if not for me.

Atleast I fucked her best friend after we broke up. But I think that didn't help with her decision to get me in shit.

>>729328067
Also, most prison tails are made up, just don't act like a bitch and nobody will g check you.

>>729328390
I plan to keep to myself and just go through the motions for 2 years. I'm not exactly prison material to begin with.

>>729328729
That's probably the smartest thing to do given the situation

>>729328729
oi good luck in there OP! cover your bumhole

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My friend keeps telling me to hire some escorts he knows of. But I think even they would laugh. $80 an hour...

More of my ex.

>>729328729
Hey Peter man! Watch your cornhole!

>>729329365
They're escorts. They won't laugh you dingus. They've def seen and had smaller. Who gives a fuck anyway. They're whores

>>729329365
looks like a relatively normal sized penis,

Just hidden in 2 inches of fat.

>>729329458
Seconded. Whores have very little standards

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Here is a solo picture. I feel it looks bigger I guess.

>>729329764
It looks a little bigger. Maybe 3.5 inches

>>729326024
4.5 - 5

>>729326024
2-3 inches

>>729326024
that is definitely 8 inches l can tell because mine is the same, we won the genetic lottery man

that is a gross pic all around.

jesus Id never fuck that pig.

>>729330160
The vagina is only 5-6 inches deep so you and OP can't go balls deep, it's okay though l can give you some advice on how to fuck

>>729330160
hahahaha you and OP should kys, how does it feel to not even be able to slam a pussy without hitting her cervix. my 5 inches gets the job done and there are no restrictions, kys.

>>729330650
Yeah being able to bottom out is something I told her I wish I could make her feel.

Its been over a year since I've even had sex with a women. Her best friend was the last.

>>729326024
most likely looks like its between 3.0 to 3.5 inches (non-bone pressed). I can tell because mine is 3.5 inches

who's dick is that? and why are you asking about it?

>>729330800
check'd but you're still a faggot

>>729330800
isn't hitting the girls cervix a bad thing though?
and is there a minimum length required to hit the cervix?

>>729331035
Its my dick. That is my ex wife.

>>729331352
anything over 8 inches, 6.5 inches is the master race, big dick people and black people are all degenerate freaks who can't truly please a woman.

>>729326915
Top fucking kek

>>729331442
oh ok, but why do you ask about the size? haven't you measured it before? and what did your ex wife think of your dick and size?

>>729329764
OP, is this one yours too? it looks bigger in this pic. maybe about 4.5 inches

ever since hwndu all sorts of sorry normies come here posting fuckery like this.

But are not we to blame for not saging, verily - even ignoring?

this fat fuck is an exhibitionist, which will serve him well in prison.

your best bet is pose as a jesus freak, btw and hang with those dudes.

>>729331743
She said she liked it. But I have my doubts. Slipping out and not lasting long when I'd fuck her from behind. She would often make me play with her after to get her off.

She said anal hurt though.

>>729331873
I've browser thus place for like years. Almost 10 years now I think. I'm also not exhibitionist I just.... I have lots of anxiety and constantly feel shifty about my cock it drives me nuts.

>>729332379
which positions does it slip out?
and also have you ever measured your penis before?

>>729333090
No. I tried but it seemed to be 3 or 4". Doggy style I would slip out trying to really pull bXk and slam into her.

When she rode me I'd slip out often.

>>729333360
oh, that kinda worries me too then. mine is about the same size as yours. about 3.5 inches hard

does your dick ever slip out during missionary?

>>729333360
weightloss- every 40lbs overweight = 1inch dick buried

zinc - increase testosterone ball size n jizz volume

l-arginine - increase bloodflow to genitals size and hardness

viagra - harder and stays hard longer

kratom - makes you last alot longer and be able to hold back cum

kegals and maybe a bathmate pump, jelqing etc

gl op and any lurkers looking for advice

>>729331442
Are you guys fucking wookies? Jesus, invest in some fucking razors.

>>729334063
Does any of that stuff really help to increase size

>>729334063
>>729335483
Came here to say that if OP lost some fukken weight his dick would not only be bigger, but also look bigger

Lose weight OP.

>>729326126
Mines 4-5
thats like 2 and a half maybe 3 inches