Halt, stop scrolling. This is a border checkpoint. Show me your

Not a Russian I swear

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>>729320846
Guten Tag, mein Kameraden.

I brought you some lovely flowers!

Wie gehts?

>>729320846
Das ich gud ja?

>>729322022
Juden!

>>729320846
I am a perfectly innocent German, Officers

just gonna move on through

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>>729322022
We got 'im!

Yo

>>729322022
scum

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>>729320846

Nig

kek, lets roll

>>729322293
POOOOOOOOOH TRIPS

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>>729322263

>>729322333
OMG DUBS AND TRIPS

don't pay me no mind, just going over yonder

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>>729322347
trips plz

>>729320846
JOIN KEKISTAN FIGHT THE SHILLS

https://discord.gg/7ZBqx3m

heil boys

Ah, guten tag fellow Germans.

NEIN NEIN NEIN

Just trying to see some traps

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>>729320846
haha ja

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just passin through comrade

>>729320846
Plz let me through I'm on my way to mein famiry

>>729320846
Sieg heil!

Just a German walking though

Duh hello

No sheckles in my pockets

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>>729320846

JUST WALKIN THRU

Heil

>>729320846
Heil!

Guess who it is

>>729322022
Halt jüden!

Heil hitler

>>729320846
Totallly not a jew lover.

>>729320846
Guten tag mein dude

>>729320846
Halloooo

>>729323066
Die Juden!

>>729323066
>>729323166
Get them!

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>>729323066
vell, vell, vat do vee have here?

im a totally normal citizen i swear

>>729320846

Guten Morgen Offiziere, du wirst sehen, ich habe nichts zu verbergen.

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rolling

coming through, faggots

>>729323400
To the oven!

Blonde hair blue eyes

Heil, mein Führer

>>729320846
Fool! Do you not know who I am?

>>729320846
Gute Arbeit, Männer.

ich bin ein berliner

rollin rollin

>>729320846
I'm not a filthy kike at all my dear soldier

Rowl

I better be Hitler or im gonna kms

Please don't shoot I have Chrones

guten morgen meine brüder

>>729320846
Quads get

rolls

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>>729320846
Gluten tag

>>729320846
Letz me paz

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Nazis never go out of style.

der fuhrer

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Don't do it.

Blacked

totally not a jew

>>729320846
heil hitler

im not bi

>>729320846
No hablo german

Fuck you nazi scum

666 American devil get

HEIL!

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>>729322597
white man coming through

Guten tag

Fuhrer

>>729322333
Excuse me, right this way, sir! HEIL HITLER!

May i pass?

HANDS UP, DON'T SHOOT!!!!

nigger

Gutentag, mein fellow nazis.

I'll just be on my way

>>729320846
heil

Pay no attention to the contence of my trench coat

Oi vey, another checkpost, at this rate the bagel shop isn't going to have any hot-I MEAN, UH, GUT TEN TAG, FELLOW PROUD EQUAL OF GERMAN DESCENT

y u stoppin me? i diddin du nuffin

Acht!

Hitler gang keep it hunna

>>729325144
I hear Zyklon works wonders for Chrones

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nothing to see here

>>729320846
nothing to see here, lads

Regular german

Nothing to see here

The Third Reich will rise again.

Ja, I am perfectly normal citizen, Heil Hitler!

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Shit... uhh heil?

Guten tag!

>>729326665
SO. FUCKING. CLOSE.

>>729320846
Is this going to take a long time?

ein volk ein reich mein herr

>>729320846
>>729320846
hello officer.

Roll/heil.

Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten

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Dont you know who i am

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seig heil

Gute abend, soldaten.

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Everything is fine. Carry on.

>>729320846
Fuck outta my way

>>729322455
Halt, Soviet spy!

>>729320846
Roll

I did nothing wrong

>>729320846
Hallo comrad.... errr mein brudders

>>729320846
I am ok

>>729320846
Heil Mein Führer!

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>>729320846
Gütentag /b/rüders

>>729324988
Das jüde!

Gimme wieners

>>729325355
Nein! Soviet!

>>729320846
Ok

is not jew

For Mother Germany

>>729325777
Right this way. Heil ze Fuhrer!

umm yes niggers and jews

>>729320846
Good Morning Sir, found any dirty soviets?

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>>729326955
Nice try Bolshevik.

Yes, here are my papers.

>>729326388
Filthy jüde! To the oven!

>>729320846
Six get.

>>729320846

Nein

das rawl

>>729326900
Nein, das ist jüde!

>>729327411
Soviet scum.

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>>729320846

WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?!

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>>729322597

After you comrade

>>729326999
You should have told us you were coming, sir!

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Hello mein officer, I need to pass bitte.

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>>729320846
Hallo my fellow white man

Rolling stones

>>729327277
Spy is a lie!

Güten Tag

guten tag mein herr

>>729327284
You'll never take me alive! For mother Russia!

Stupid Jerrys are to busy looking for Jews and Soviets, they'll never suspect me

>>729320846
Guten Tag der Herr, hier mein Ausweis.

Don't you know what the Führer looks like? I'm here. Check em.

>>729320846
I did nazi this coming

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>>729320846
I am one of you, I swear

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gimmie

>Romanticizing naziism

Kill yourself.

Hey, remember that day we busted all those filthy kike shops and kicked them out of town? That was great.

>>729320846
Niet

>>729327655
You are no officer! You are soviet!

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>>729327782

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>just keep walking...eyes forward
>they have no idea
>stay calm Gerald, you can do this...

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>>729327844
After Jüden.

>>729320846
I'm a former sturmtruppen
I'm clean as fuck

>>729320846

Arbeit macht frei!

>>729327844
*nazism
gtfo jew, 4th reich is already on its way

>>729327844
Filthy jüde. Long live ze glorious Führer!

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niet staph

am jew what do

Have a look

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ

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Sieg Heil

Look at my big nose

>>729320846
Lemme in boy

Move aside

>>729320846
what kind of stop is this goyum
you'll be hearing from my lawyer

Is now a good time to play "Hey Jude"?

>>729327844
Need a shower friend?

stand aside for your fuhrer

>>729325139
Where u streamin it at?

>>729320846
Frankfurt

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>>729320846
Shit, forgot my papers from Berlin. Will this suffice?
https://youtu.be/0K_mFFfqtak

>>729320846
Guten morgen, stolzer Nazi-Bürger!

Ich bist nicht eine kartoffel.

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>>729320846
nothing to see here, coming on through...

>>729327877
Soviet scum! You are under arrest!

>>729322597

Meine Heimat wird sie ficken wie ein Hengst auf Kokain!

Hello there officers

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>>729328250

>>729328544
Your German does not fool me, filthy jüden!

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>>729328544
Must snort a lot of coke with that big nose, get in the gas chamber.

Gas me daddy

rollin 1

>>729320846
Sieg heil!

Of course, here are my papers

>>729328628
That... Wow. Speechless.

>>729328544
Israel is fucking everyone at this point.

>>729328544
Hier Mosin de Juden glosroten!

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>>729320846
Step aside for the Führer.

>>729328700
Filthy jüden! Come, we will clean you with shower.

Heil fuher. I am simply coming to work in industrial area to support wife and childs, and I am very not a traitor to mother rus- germany!

>>729328756
Your welcome boss

make room

>>729328675
Seond roll

>>729328989
third roll

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>>729328878

We will begin WW3 tomorrow!

i dont smell pennies

Stand aside

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Mfw agent orange >ziclon b

ooga booga

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>>729320846
Greetings, mein bruter. I am only here to pass through

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>>729329181
Finally

rolling for mein fuhrer

Das ist night gud

>>729320846
Hail trump

>>729320846
Wie gehts?

Nothing to see here

hioe3fj0i[0[wfu-943r'pj
9d2

>>729328805
Here Mosin de Jews Glos red! is what I get as a translation!! lol ... I can't fucking speak German! .... I probably sound like a retard if that is as accurate as the Freetranlation.com can be,... wtf

>>729320846
why hello i am boi

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>>729320846
Just going a stroll

>>729320846
Oy vey, goyim. You've found me out, but you won't catch me, fascist pig!

Gime your sheckles.

>>729320846
Hello!

>>729320846
faggots can roll?

>>729320846
Yawn

just passing through!!!!

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>>729328510

Innocent like Hitler.

>>729320846
Bawnjourno

Rollerino

Imma just pass on through

Hallo! Guten tag!

Please! You must let me through! My wife is in labor!!

fuck the jehovahs witnesses

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Rolling for hitler

>>729320846
Roll

>>729320846
Let the Jews go.

sheeeeit

roll heil

>>729330166
Filthy Jew spy

1488

Holo senior! Yo soy legal! I are legal

Nein, step aside.

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Ja

Moving forward

>>729320846
Step aside, sir.

>>729320846
Hallo menner. Wie geht es dir?

>>729320846
here i go

>>729320846
Lol fuck off Krautbro imma go now

Let me through, german fag

>>729320846
hey what's going on in here guys

>>729320846
Please officer

Post

>>729332444
Trips

Oi vey

Hallo, guten tag

Fuck off nigger,

J-jawohl.. nothing to see here, Kamaraden

Sieg heil

guten Tag
heute schon ein paar Juden erwischt?

die juden

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>>729320846

/salute

Boo

>>729320846
Qui?

>>729320846
Socialism shall defeat your Reich

just a regular goy

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>>729320846
Judes get

heil!

>>729333311
Step aside for the Fuhrer.

I eat pork it's cool guys.

Hallo

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das frauwen du schwimmen

>>729320846
Just an innocent person

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>>729320846
Mossa! Sai chi io sono? Sono il Duce. La tua fürher è mio amico. Allora, ho bisogno chieste per più supporto con la nostra campagna.

Not a jew

>>729320846
Hello my german border patrol agent! You are doing an excellent job and am happy for all the work you are doing!

I'm innocent

Praise stalin

"Stand aside!"

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Hallo

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>>729320846
What if even dubs and trips make you the fuhrer

>>729320846
Hallo

>>729320846
quad pun very intended

>>729320846
Hmu

>>729320846
Fag

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>>729320846
Guten tag, mister

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>>729320846

https://youtu.be/ECe1W-K1dlU

>>729334300
VERGAS DIE JUD

>>729320846
do not mind me

Let me get my passport

>>729332288
Oh no you're not

>>729320846
rolling

>>729320846
Guten tag

>>729320846
Just passing through sir.

Heil!

SIEG HEIL

>>729320846
Hh

>>729334999
S...sir! It's an honor!

>>729320846
lass mich durch

I love it

I believe you'll find my papers to be in order.