Help /b/ trying to become chad.

>>729317900
>LET ME persuade....
Already failed. Don't ask. Tell.

asking questions like "Don't you?" isnt rly chad bro

>>729318023
I'm trying to grow

>>729317900
I know her, I went to school with her

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>>729317964

love when girls demand you "be interesting"

these bitches really think they're the princesses daddy told them they were. What a fucking nightmare a girl like that would be to actually hang out with.

"be interesting peasant, amuse me..."

And there's just enough shitty low self esteem losers to indulge her egomaniacal behavior all the way up until she hits menopause.

Fucking american women...what a nightmare.

she's boring. young, doesn't know what she wants. her responses will become one word or emojis. she may let you dom her, but she'll be full of responses like "maybe" "idk" "lol" or "k". find another, this one is shit.

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>>729318294
Were her tits always this big?

also, bitch is at least 200lbs

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>>729318634
Fat bitches give the best head. Also nah

>>729318023
BRO YEAH BRO DON'T DO THAT BRO BRO.
YO BRO, Y'ALL BRO.

>>729317900
Make sure you throw in a "plz respond."

>>729317900

Proper response to "it wasn't a yes"

is "I don't need a yes"

"i'm not sure yet"
respond:
"It's more fun that way"

You fucked up bro, you're beta as fuck and she's already sniffed you out.

>>729319334

+1

rofl

>>729318999
Checked

>>729319344

"what tells you that?"

"your eyes, they're begging for it"

>>729318999
man she's a 10/10, just send her a dick picture if that's what you're after, get her horny first with some smooth talkin emotional connection etc etc, shes horny just like you. make good choices have fun get the fuck out of here

>>729319334
Nigger I'm trying

>>729319498
>always
>when i want to
kek

>>729319679
Should I just take the L

>>729319679
Yep he really fucked up there. Man will be beta for life if he doesn't get his shit together.

>>729319498
I have to second this shit.

>Always

>When i want to

You really are retarded, huh?

>>729319997
Seems that way

This is so cringe

>>729319766
it ain't over but shape up

I'm gonna choke you from behind and rape your asshole with my 4 inch dick how's that sound bby

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>>729320161
Thanks /b/rother

this cringe is so fail

>>729320164
Nah

>>729319498
Post another screenshot then you beta faggot...

>>729319498
Listen, post a screenshot EVERY time she replies and don't say anything without /b/'s approval. There seems to be at least one or two useful people in here.

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>>729321091
No reply as of yet. Hasn't unmatched but probably fucking a real Chad

>>729321263
just ignore. don't try to damage control.

>>729321425
Gotcha here's a new match

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>>729321636
Forgot pic

screenshots or rip thread

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>>729321792
Started out well but dipped

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>>729321936

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>>729321974

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>>729322003

>>729321636
>>729321720
Dubs decides how I start

>>729322003
>nothing will be harmful
This is like the psychopath trying to convince his victim he's not a psychopath.

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>>729322327

Go to bed OP. My god.

you're not supposed to build up the whole experience if you wanna be a chad, you just fuck her

>>729322588
Hmmm can't send that. Wasted dub

>>729322686
Grab life by the pussy

>>729322711
That was free life advice not 4chan autism. But ok.

>>729322711
More screenshots please.

>>729322814
nah for real, spending too much time talking to this bitch, she already knows OP wants to fuck, just go on the date and she'll already have that expectation in mind

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>>729321974
op is a negro

Dude it's not this complicated, you told them you wanna fuck already. schedule a date and get in them guts. Unless you're really a beta and couldn't back any of this up in person. Never had to send any stupid gifs or memes to get pussy.

>>729322066
OP, you are a fucking beta idiot...

>>729323262
Thanks bro solid feedback

OP, if I may.

I assume you live in PA. I'd advise going to eccie.org. Find well reviewed escorts that are newbie friendly. Contact them and find one that is willing to teach you how to be more aggressive. Don't mention any sex acts, ask for the rate for the amount of time you want. If you can, do it.

Don't be a creepy fuck about it.

>>729317900
Don't game people over the phone OP, it's for logistics only. Game in person.

>>729323824
Duly noted

>>729322066
lmfao you fucking virgin

>>729323824
this anon knows whats up
your goal over text should be to set up a date as fast as possible, no girl will ever get attatched or lustful over texts