If the FBI seized your computer today, what would they find?

nothing
i don't even browse /b/ on a pc

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Weeb stuff.

>>729317884
Music, films, TV series, memes.
Don't even have any porn, don't bother saving that shit anymore after having over 200GB of porn once... deleted the lot and not bothered downloading any since.

a lot of pirated software

>>729317884
a good month or so worth of images to inspect. good money and probably a few good laughs for them as well.

and a week or two worth of porn videos to inspect.

>>729317884
a lot of pictures of deli meat

naked pics of the wife

>>729318900
meat or gtfo

Pics and vids of me and gf having sex

>>729317884
quite a few games and a few pepe/4chin reaction pics

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feet. lots of feet.

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>>729317884
My collection of bananas. And since a lot of them are OC, they would probably toss me into the pokey.

>>729317884
some porn, some documents for school and some code for assignments and for fun. Pretty boring.

>>729317884
1400 pictures of guro porn

>>729317884
a huge amount of weeb music and loli

CP. Lots and lots of CP. Coldplay is one of my favorite bands, I can't help it.

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>>729322913

Nothing because I'm not a dumb fag, bury a high power magnet if your door frame, all they got is a brick, this computer doesn't leave the office

nothing good

>>729317884
Some torrented movies and games, PDF of novels and reference books, porn, and pictures I find aesthetically pleasing

interracial and cuck porn. that's about it

nice try, fbi

>>729317884
A massive trove of shitposting images, memes, ancap ball memes and such, and quite a bit of gay erotica.

>>729323567
Oh and some pictures of my nieces in-law's butts I took while they were sleeping

A huge collection of preggo porn which whilst slightly embarrassing, is perfectly legal.

>>729317884

fucking video games and saved videos from ylyl treads.

>>729317884
Pirated software. Mp3's pulled from JewTube and some movies and series

Practical people run empty space wipers at least once a week

>>729317884
A bunch of fake social media accounts.
Addons i have made for Vanilla WoW servers
The fact that i have a fetish for short girls.
A few nudes of me

idk, not too worried.

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Ps2 games I downloaded yesterday

I wiped my drives and did 3 rewrites last night. They aren't going to find shit.

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Granny porn. Terabytes upon terabytes of granny porn.

>>729317884
Your small penis

>>729324074
Das nasty mane

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>>729317884
>implying the FBI could ever seize my computer
Kek. They would never be able to find me.

I'd eat a bullet as soon as they grabbed my computer.

>>729323964
Why not encrypt your drive if your info is confidential?

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nothing at all

Terabytes of He-Man filling 7 of my 1TB drives, and a staggering amount of banana pictures on the 8th drive. They'd have to beat me with a wrench until I decrypt them, though.

COFEE

>wink

>>729317884
Some pretty respectable 3D models

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>>729324139
Makes me super hard knowing that she's so old, you can rawdog and bust inside her without any care of getting her knocked up.

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>>729317884
This, currently open. Am I going to jail?

>>729318907
he means something we all don't already have

>>729325046
No, but they'll ask a lot of questions and laugh at you.

>>729324499
Don't feel like it, and it was just gigs of saved porn and girls facebook photos. I felt disgusted with myself and realized I have a porn problem, so I got rid of it all and made in unrecoverable.

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stuff like this

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>>729325004
Or....There's a vasectomy and hot chicks.

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>>729325046

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Uh oh

>>729324718
This is a fucking great edit

>>729317884
movies, college stuff, music, some straight and some gay porn

>>729324718
Better with sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiBI0yrtHUo

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>>729322913
heh

>>729322913
What's cold play

>>729326120
A band.

So, SO, much porn of the Illegal kind. And anime.

>>729326120
A heavily encrypted message

>>729326333
i, it was a joke.

>>729317884
a shit ton of naked pictures of people I know/work with.

>>729326337
Proof

>>729326590
How?

Hundreds of steam games with 0 hrs played

Curse you gaben

>>729326593
Actually I'm band from 4chan. I'm using my phone and mobile data

>>729317884
Files for college courses and video game exe files. lol.

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>>729325404
Nah, I prefer the older ones. It's like being with a working Model T.

fuckton of cartoon horses

>>729317884
Tax documents, Excel spreadsheets from work, and family vacation photos. I hope to bore the FBI to death.

Lots of art and vidya.

I have an encrypted container in it for my (legal) pr0n as I don't want to suffer a heart attack and have my family finding my stash.

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Just this

1400 pictures of the asylum demon's ass

>>729327278
Fuck. That's bad

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Photos and videos of the One True Goddess.

>>729317884
a fuck ton of furry porn

1 folder worth 2.96 with 41 categorized folders inside... you can guess what those folders are for... (hint: pron)

>>729327747
Can we get a sample?

>>729317884

Pictures in my browser cache of them seizing other people's computers from looking at these threads.

>>729317884
shit nothin cuz i don't have a computer

>>729327278
would eat 10/10

>>729317884
the worst thing they would find is some pirated anime.

dank memes

>>729317884
10 yrs ago, lots of cp
did 8 yrs

>>729328170

did they find out in jail?

still have your balls?

>>729317884
Just the computer?
Not the external hard dries?

>>729328284
yes and yes

>>729328170
can we get a story?

>>729323655
Underrated post.
I'm not doing your work for you.

>>729328170
how did they catch you? Limewire?

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A vast collection of awful music, hundreds of wallpapers that were never used, some gba roms, a notepad file filled with codes, and this picture with various captions or edits.

>>729328414
not much to tell, i had 100s of cp vids and 1000s of pics, the feds got me cuz i was using emule at the time.

>>729317884
All my memes.

>>729328580
put the story into greentext fggot

>>729328414
worst thing rhat happened to me in prison was someone poured water on me one night when i was sleeping. yep, that was the worst in 8 yrs

>>729317884
pc smite and tera game installed thast it XD

>>729328580
did they send in a swat van and all that bs?

>>729317884
6gb of assorted futa pictures/webms/games, a couple torrented indie games, and a bunch of MMOs/steam games

>>729328792
im a newfag, i dont know wtf greentext is or what is for or how to use it

>>729328821

wow.

>>729325242
kek'd

A python script that downloads creepshow posts along the pics of those posts

>>729328904
>test

>>729317884

Pictures of FBI agents carrying computers.

>>729328883
two suvs of ICE agents

>>729328904
>you jealous of this faggot?

>>729318632
They can still see every thing you have searched

then entire series of to catch a predator

>>729329028
uh, sure if that gets u hard, sure

>>729329008
Oh you're Canadian. That must of been embarrassing

>>729329242
im not canadian

>>729329147
It does.

>>729329242
ICE takes on a lot of CP cases

>>729329299
I thought ICE was a Canadian agency

>>729329433
nop, they're part of homeland security

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