dergs :3

wat

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>>729311140
Wat. Wat?

Touch penises.

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>>729310628
oooh I love dergs

>>729312082
I feel so alone...

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You are not alone.

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>>729312527
well you do have us here.

>>729312625
Actually, I am. Store's dead right now.

>>729312704
I should start bring my dog with me for closing shifts. Just sit there, petting her while she states at the customers with buggy Chihuahua eyes.

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>>729313210
your job would let you do that?

>>729313369
Probably not. Not that I give a fuck anymore.

Are you excited as fuck for easter?

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>>729313210
I didn't ask for your sass, mister.

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>>729313481
why is that? Is something wrong?

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>>729313594
SAS my ASS

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>>729313727
I'll smooch your ass.

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>>729313809
*smooch*

>>729313594
Yes you did. Don't you remember?

It wad a few days ago, you were all like "Next time I'm in here, I need all the sass" and we were like "Ok".

>>729313973
You really put the ass in sass.

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>>729313973
Considering the last time I was here was far longer than a few days ago, no sir.

>>729313682
Job sucks. Store's been going downhill since the AM left.

>>729314184
Put your sass in my ass.

>>729314220
You did say you had injected 2 whole marijuanas, so you were a bit fucked up at the time.

>>729314516
Put your ass in my ass.

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>>729314516
Snarf pls. I don't even drink, let alone do any other kind of substance.

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>>729314333
damn that sucks, I know the feeling. I hope you can find a better job soon.

>>729314609
Put your ass, while its in my ass, into my ass.

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Furfag porn was a bad idea.

>>729314710
That's why those Mary Janes hit you so hard.

>>729314714
Its not easy finding anything around here.

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>>729315270
shit I know about that feeling too. I hope it somehow gets better. Not sure how it could but idk.

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>>729315261
Embrace it.

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>>729315566
I have, but I'm regretting it. I think I should start a group for the diseased among us to rehabilitate. Cartoon animal cock is just too visually appealing and it needs to be regulated.

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>>729315566

>>729314748
I'll put a taco in your ass.

>>729316237
Mexican guys can be annoying.

>>729316390
Ayy papi

nose piercings yay or nay?

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>>729316072
Regulate it with your butt.

>>729316115
blep

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>>729316543
blorp

>>729316463
Depends. If you can pull it off like eternal cutie, ashby red, sure.

>>729316463
Only yay on the feminine.

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i contribute dergon

why boner?

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>>729316543
I already regulate things with my butt though. I just want to save some people from the allure of animal people.

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Anyone here have any experience with bad-dragon toys? which one should i buy?

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>>729316665
boop

>>729316902
Draw more people to it.

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>>729317183
*raises hand*
A good starter toy is David or the Gryphon

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>>729317183
I have a small Flint and holy shit it's THICC. I love the balls on it though. The thickness is pretty awesome. It's a small toy, but it's girth is about the same as other large toys. Love it.

>>729317674
You need bondage

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>>729318098
Ok.

>>729317183
all of them.

beware though - they are bigger than they look. depending on which one, even "small" can be hard to take.

>>729318098
You need Jesus

>>729317674
been looking at those, i also want a medium nova, looks good :)

>>729318033
Id like one thats a bit thick an loong, in not actually inexperienced ;)

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>>729317415
We are not on similar wavelengths friendo. Have a exquisitely drawn dog penis.

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>>729318519
Nova looks good too.

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>>729318762
Your actions say otherwise.

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>>729318307
I've been looking at the medium sized ones, maybe a nova, is that one good?

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Is it gay to shave your ass?

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>>729318865
We must preserve the future of our race by drawing the masses away from animal dongs painstakingly drawn in a digital medium. Where are my signals getting crossed here? I never once said I have to stop enjoying it.
Why don't you post some of your choice collection? Join us in this depravity.

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>>729319258
Someone cleaning his house expecta a visit.

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>>729319302
You posted them at me. That's adding more people to the population by trying to turn me.

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>>729318958
the nova is awesome. just make sure to get an idea of how big the different sizes are. there are reviews etc.

also, the bigger the toy, the softer it should be. you can order a firmness sample set.

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>>729319743
What firmnes Would you recommend for a medium or large size?

>>729320047
soft, absolutely

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>>729319603
I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to influence you. Please don't become a degenerate. Here, have something totally different.

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>>729320278
I wish I had a better PC to play this on higher settings.

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>>729320278
Too late. It's going to be your fault.

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>>729320498
Ah, high settings are nice but they make the game harder than it needs to be. Detection is so damn hard. I'm in FURST if you do play, hit me up.
>>729320599
Well, I guess since I cannot backtrack the best I can do is apologize. Which I won't do.

Tonight needs to end.

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>>729321076
I always play light tanks. They seem more balanced.

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>>729321076
You aren't very strong in your convictions.

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So how's everyone's night

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>>729321666
Fine. A bit bored.

>>729321666
nice GET
SATAN

>>729321666
Second time our card system cut out in the last half hour.

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>>729321603
I do my best to rise above minimum standards. I ultimately fail but it's the infinitesimal effort that counts right?
>>729321230
I can dig light tanks. I prefer heavy tanks up until around 5.7 though. Either way, the gun's effectiveness is the most important factor in a tank for me. Slow as christmas or armored like a beer can? As long as when I get my gun on something it kills it I'm fine.

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>>729321666
Fine. Got drunk with some friends and ended up having fun with my toys :3

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Oh! Men!
I like men.

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>>729321806
Same. Very meh.

>>729321931
I'm the worst.

>>729321956
Card system?

>>729322082
Sounds like a lovely Saturday night.

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>>729310628

DRAGONSHAFTS!!!

YES!

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>>729322024
Whatever makes you feel better, buddy.

>>729322568
Credit and debit readers. Our network's been a mess.

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>>729322675
You not being in this thread with these diseased people would make me happy. If I could just turn one away I would forever be free from guilt when I load up e621 for the third time in a day.

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>>729323108
I like the people in the thread currently.

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>>729323205

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Came here to make Roys statement wrong.

>>729323205
>Roy likes you
Makes you feel special.

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My statement stands.

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Walk in to bedroom, see this, what do?

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>>729323205
That will ultimately be your downfall friendo. Also, are those your screenshots of Dark Souls?

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>>729323562
xbox 360 walk away

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>>729323602
It's caused me problems in the past, for sure, but that's just part of it.

They are. It's what I'm mostly known for posting around here.

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Anyone know some good animations?

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360 walk into my ass.

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>>729323562
Wonder why my bedroom is a white purgatory void

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>>729323843

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>>729323893
It escapes me how anyone can tolerate you.

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>>729323922
true that.

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I dont touch other men's asses. I never will.

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>>729324095
Because they are wrong.
They are all wrong.

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>>729324208
What about me?
I am always right.
Therefore you are wrong to accuse them of being wrong.

Wrongly.

>>729324077
Taliking about something similar to taurinfox's work :P

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>>729324296
Right.

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>>729324409
Left.

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>>729324339
I got nuthin

>>729323893
Go home, you're drunk.

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>>729324466
Now be a good boy and send daddy tummy pics.

>>729324552
I haven't drank in ages.

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>>729323836
Got any good greentext you wouldn't mind sharing dark souls person?
What possessed you to take dark souls screen shots and post them on an anonymous g/fur thread?

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>>729324695
I do not think I would find myself ever referring to you by that.
I have at least some class you know.

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>>729324095
His ass?

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>>729324845
I drove 7 hours for you.
I deserve one daddy.

>>729324695
Then go get drunk and then go home.

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You haven't even seen my ass.
It's not even that good.

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It's good enough for someone, obviously.

>>729324836
I used to post Skyrim screens then just switched to Dark Souls and it eventually stuck.

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IS IT GOOD ENOUGH FOR GOD

>>729325273
That's not saying much. Even Snarf's is good enough for someone.

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>>729325029
You deserve some compensatory gas funds.
Maybe a compliment on your shirt, if I am feeling generous.

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water makes me wet

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>>729325455
I am entirely naked right now.

>>729325548
How can I compliment your shirt if you are not wearing one?
Do I look like some kind of miracle maker here?

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>>729325516
dragons make me wet

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>>729325634
M-maybe.

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>>729325273
Makes sense. Keep doing you, I just hope you can break away from your deviant nature.

>>729318821

wow

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>>729325763
mouth 2 mouth 2 butt 2 dick

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>>729325717
I will make your miracle.
Or something.


>>729325763
You made me notice that image and now I regret doing so.

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>>729325666
that's gay

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>>729325738
Unlikely.

>>729325516
Gross

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>>729325855
Well little miss miracle.
I am going for a while.


I'll send butt pics later or something.

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>>729325875
Shame.

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>>729325905
Banana!

>>729325864
Matty makes me gay.

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>>729326052
There's plenty of that to go around.

>>729325853

great job

>>729325855

i've never had such a rude reception to a cherished gift given..

>>729326150
Faget!

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>>729326166
This type of porn makes me gay, I used to have a girlfriend :/

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>>729325864
not gay enough

>>729326326
do you want to get butt 2 mouth 2 mouth'd?

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>>729326166
youre gay by nature

>>729326350
whats up bananaman?

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>>729326326
What if I touch your tail apologetically?

>>729326505
Watching cat videos, sup you?

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>>729326308
Need sauce on this

>>729326402
Offering to be GF, etc, etc. Not feeling it tonight.

>>729326505
You're gay by genetics. Gay genetics.

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>>729326823
What? that was not an offer...

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>>729326466
then make it more gay

>>729326632
making food, im pretty bored and want to play CAH but nobody i ask wants to play so, that sucks.

>>729326823
i guess so

>>729327078
I got some time to kill, maybe we'll find a third participant here?

>>729327055
Normally I'd say something flirty, like offering to be your GF, but not feeling it tonight.

>>729327078
You were bitten by a radioactive gay guy, and became like Spider-man, but your superpower is craving dicks.

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>>729327388
ah i see.

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anyone else down for cards against humanity?

>>729327191
sweet 2/3

>>729327388
it was probably you, now that i think about it.

>>729327548
I need cheering up.

>>729327626
I'm not radioactive.

>>729327626
Yass
Now I'm looking at hermit crabs

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>>729327787
i wouldnt know any other biting homo

>>729327908
why?

>>729328186
It was in the related videos

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>>729328272
I see, I cant wait to see where you end up.

>>729328186
I only chew on hunnibuns' neck a little bit.

>>729328511
Right now I'm at sarcastic game achievements

>>729328522
Is it nibbling or..?

>>729328612
ill give u sarcastic game achievements

>>729328750
Should I be worried

>>729328750
He doesn't like it when I leave too big of hickeys.

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>>729328824
no, im not threatening

>>729329062
but its adorable

>>729329162
Aight, bring on the sarcasm

>>729329239
achievement recieved: totally not wasting time

>>729329483
Good one, my turn:

Achievement unlocked: Is your left hand tired yet

>>729329714
jokes on u i use my right

achievement gotten: trees hate this guy!

>>729329844
Trees? Is it because I got wood? I'm not sure I get this one

>>729330001
because your wood can grow back when it comes down

>>729330001
You use too many paper towels/tissues/toilet paper from jacking off.

>>729330193
Pfff, I cannot top that one
>>729330253
Ohright, makes sense lol

>>729330193
Thay was terrible.

>>729330624
i never said i was anything other than terrible

>>729330863
That's why you're going to get raped.

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