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I once fucked a mother and daughter duo on vacation. This was 3-4 years ago, while I was working on a cruise ship that was long-term (4-5 months, sometimes 6). I was 26 at the time, had dropped out of college after two years, and was just saving up money and trying to figure out wtf I wanted to do.
>now, the mother had just gotten divorced from the husband/father who had a series of affairs and knocked up a maid (they lived in one of the Carolinas and had a shitload of money).
>Now, the daughter was the epitome of curves. She might have been a few pounds technically overweight, but it just meant she had nice hips and an enormous ass, as well as these perfect perky breasts. I'd call her pear shaped but I don't want to give the impression she was fat, she just had curves.
>the mother was just an older version of the daughter, she wasn't as curvy and had a small belly, with these massive hanging breasts and an ass like her daughters. The mother had almost dirty blonde hair but the daughter had just dyed her own hair a dark brown, and it came down to her waist.
>Now, they had just spent a week or so at Disney World (Florida) before the cruise started, they were red and recovering from sunburn, and the daughter had very noticeable strap marks
>I had worked a few shorter cruises, enough to get used to the crews and how to occupy my time, this was to be my longest trip and I was finally seasoned enough to work the bar (a really coveted position within the crew).
>Now, when you first take off things are a bit awkward. There's a lot of nervous energy, a lot of checking each other out and sizing one another up. I worked the bar for the first time that night with a female coworker who had worked cruises for a few years and was hot as fuck, we had already been flirting and my modest goal was to fuck her at some point, she wore these booty shorts for the people at the bar and would sometimes have her thong showing
>anyways, the mother and daughter come into the bar that night.
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Continue.
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Proceed, good sir.
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Fucking bump nigger
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>>729310608
good stuff, hope it's worth the lurk
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>>729310608
>The daughter at the time was 19, and turning 20 during the cruise, but the mother had dragged her along to the bar to meet people because they apparently were a crutch for each other like the gilmore girls or some shit
>hot-ass bartender gives me the nod, I head down the bar to where they're sitting and ask for IDs (the most low hanging fruit there is) and the mother laughs and is flattered, so she was probably already lightly toasted, but the daughter pouts because she isn't old enough to drink
>the mother asks if we have anything non alcoholic, we do, and I told her this, but also offered to whip her up something mild
>they both giggle like this is the secret of the century and I make them both martinis which the daughter treats like the blood of christ
>after two each they begin acting like they're drunk off their asses, with the mother laughing at everything and almost falling off of her stool
>mother makes a few flirty jokes, I'm mostly just trying to get some tips at first, but while making a club soda she asks if I slipped anything in it, and when I laugh and say no, she acts fake hurt and says she wouldn't have minded
>gives me this drunken wink which makes my dick stir something hard
>leave them alone for a moment, go back down the bar to refill, hot-ass bartender is there and asks if I'm going after the mother or daughter
>"You think I have a chance?" or some shit
>tells me they've both been whispering when I walk away and undressing me with their eyes
>dick is honestly rock hard right now, I adjust it down one leg and make my way back down there
>notice daughter making eye contact with me, then looks down and presumably sees the outline of my cock through my pants, as she stares for a few long seconds, eyes go wide, then she looks away
>so they both stay until the bar is about to close, I'm shutting it down with hot-ass bartender when the mother calls me over
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pic related? i hope so
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pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up LET'S GOOOO ALREADY
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Pics or if didn't happen
https://youtu.be/35F3CuGPtQY
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>>729311497
Forgot pic. And sorry I didn't pretype this guys, I'm typing from mobile but I'll be here all night, so please just keep bumping. I promise no trips to bel air or lake monsters taking my lunch money.
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Bumpity bump
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bamp
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>>729311644
I just happen to have nothing to do except read anon's stories about having a golden threesome....continue.
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>>729310608
was it your mother and your daughter?
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>>729310608
you should just admit that they're fat
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>>729311497
and right here we know it's fake. cruise drinking age is 18.
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>>729312224
>>but the daughter pouts because she isn't old enough to drink
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Bippity boppity bump
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>>729312224
depends on the cruise-line actually, some will let 18 > drink, depends where they're going, carnival for instance requires the parent to sign a consent form for them to drink signed by parents, and only allow it in international waters, and within the waters of countries that allow drinking at 18.
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>>729312224
fake news
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Aggressive bump
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>>729312224
do you know where you are?
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>>729312224
I'm pretty sure that there is no legal drinking age in international waters and the cruise lines set their own rules. Not that I think OP isn't full of shit.
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>>729312365
>>The daughter at the time was 19, and turning 20 during the cruise,
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>>729312365
>>The daughter at the time was 19,
>>and right here we know it's fake. cruise drinking age is 18.
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>>729310608
next time prewrite this OP
im holding my donger and waiting
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>inb4 walk the dinosaur
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>>729312396
if you never get into international waters no. but that's only on 2 cruise lines in the US. (alaska and ones that just go around hawaii).
Also, if the mother was taking her to the bar she would have signed consent.
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pics obviously not related given hair discriptions
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>>729311497
>Now I'm not sure if she was this drunk or not but the mother pulls me really close, one hand on the back of my neck so she can whisper in my ear, and like a child telling a secret, she confesses she can't remember how to get to their room
>She's got her card despite crew having their own hall I still know where to go for passengers, so I tell them I can take them, so I go back to hot-ass bartender, tell her I need to walk them back to their room and that I'll be back to help her shut down
>she tells me not to worry about it and actually high fives me for scoring on cast off
>so I wash my face and hands, untuck my shirt and unbutton the top a bit, them come out and the mother locks elbows with my like I'm escorting her down the aisle, I begin to take them back to their room.
>Now, mother was wearing tight jeans and a button-up blouse, daughter was wearing a modest black skirt and a blue thin strap top, I'm taller than both of them at 6;2 and my dick is tagging along like a third leg as I take them to their room
>they use this as 20 questions time, ask me how long I've been working cruise ships, do I see a lot of hook-ups, do the crew fuck a lot (yes), and basically what kind of secret shit goes on behind the scenes
>I ask them why they decided to take the cruise together with no men, mother tells me about her cheating husband, but doesn't seem that bothered by it
I know you guys are chanting for me to hurry up and get to the goods but there was a bit of build up to it happening.
>So I get them to their room, mother invites me in, wants to give me a tip and claims she needs my help getting all the way in
>dick is a fucking diamond that is sucking all the blood from my body
>get inside their room, which is honestly pretty dope as far as rooms go, two beds, lots of space, separate sections, on most cruise ships you're not supposed to stay in your room much
>anyways, I lead her all the way to the bed she's sleeping in, I sit her down on the edge of it,
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going out of my way to lurk, make this worth it you apex degenerate
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Bamp bamp thank you mamp
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>>729312444
Checked
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>>729312642
pic related?
it better not be, fag
anyway, keep making up the story to these pics, it's good enough for me
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>>729312224
OP here, you're a fucking idiot parroting myths. Each cruise line sets their own rules. There's nothing stopping them from getting liquor when we make stops in other territories though.
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>>729311644
That masquerade mask though
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>>729312655
Also checked
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>>729312645
This I have this thread in a whole other tab
>Inb4 walk the dinosaur
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>>729312821
other than they check your bag on the way back on. ffs you're a god damn moron. You've never worked on a ship in your life.
tell the fucking story and stop trying to put details in it that ruin it because you don't know wtf you're talking about.
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>>729312821
Shut the fuck up and let the man type
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>>729310608
on a side note OP when you finish your story how was working on a cruise ship, i had a chance to a few years ago but i turned it down to stay with this company but the new manager is shit and everyone is jumping ship, pun intended, and i was looking to maybe go back and see if they're still available on the cruise
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>>729313055
You're autistic if u think they check bags like an airport
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Buumpbumpbump
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>>729313007
>a whole other tab
mobile scum
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>>729313414
Retard open internet explorer and click the square by the URL. What does it open and say
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>>729313007
>clearing a dinosaur
>no >inb4 bel-air
You can fuck off anytime, champ.
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Bumparino
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I fucked a girl and her mom in the same night after a kickback at their house.
I tried to write to a green text just now but I'm not in the mood to do it right and I doubt anyone cares.
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>>729312149
hehehehe
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>>729313644
a good greentext is always appreciated
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>>729313538
>Inb4 trying to force a meme on a mother daughter threesome thread
Good job champ
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>>729313529
>Internet Explorer
lol
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>>729313644
I'll listen if you sum it up in one post
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Bumping with something worth looking at.
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All I got out of this so far is you trying to play off how fat they really were and you had an easy score on ugly, fat women on a ship.
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Bumpy bump
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Bump, get to the point OP
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>>729310608
Tldr
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>>729314038
Sauce?
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>>729310608
I just found out last year, that my ex-wife, her boyfriend and my daughter had a three way about 5 years ago, while we were going thru the divorce. Wife was 45, daughter was 20 at the time. Evidently it all became too awkward in the aftermath. She's recently remarried to another guy. No, I think t was just aone time thing. Wife was going thru a real mid life crisis, smoking pot and fucking way younger guys.
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>>729314119
it's in the file name retard
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>>729312774
None of these are pic related, just similar body types to the mother and daughter. I do have polaroids (this was around the time those "retro" polaroid cameras became popular again).
>>729312642
>mother almost immediately falls back onto the bed and starts fumbling with her belt and zipper, before I know it she's slid them down her long, tanned, legs and kicking them off.
>I'm standing over her watching while daughter is is in the bathroom, I just watch with a hand on my dick through my pants, thinking she's about to make a move
>still on her back, she starts unbutton her top and once it's all the way open she sits up and starts sliding her arms out, then notices me standing there
>seems to panic for a second like she forgot I was there, then laughs at her own surprise and tells me to bring her purse from the dresser
>I turn around and grab it, come back a few seconds later and she's just lying there propped up on her elbows, wearing just panties and a bra
>I hang her the purse, she stares right at my bulge, then while she's digging through the purse her daughter comes out of the bathroom, sees us both, looks from her mother to me, then back and forth again
>"Mom you're such a SLUT"
>Mother gives her an "oh please" kind of response then tells me to come closer, shes got some bills between her fingers, so I come closer and she puts them in my pocket, reaching her hand all the way down in, and takes a handful of my dick through the fabric
>I think for a second we're about to go at it right then and there, but then she says "thanks for everything, sweetheart" and lays back on the bed, I'm wondering wtf went wrong when she adds "nice package too"
>So me and my boner are about to leave when the daughter comes after me, thanks me for everything again, and asks if I'm about to go to bed or anything, I tell her no and she asks if I can show her around
>fuck yes.
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>>729314236
still interested
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>>729314236
get them polaroids boy
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buttmp
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can someone post the final story somewhere?
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>>729314059
closest i came was almost nailing the aunt of my ex fiance and both were really hot...unfortunately she moved to Texas before i banged her
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>>729314193
No it's not cunt.
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>>729315115
were they this fat?
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Hurry up you nigger
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>>729314236
Is this done? Finish ffs
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>>729314236
>show her the usual areas, everything is pretty lax since it's the first night, even the crew are loose and drinking, there are quite a few guests out and about wandering
>Daughter apologizes for her mother, i tell her it's really no problem at all, she says "Yeah, I could tell" then asks if her mom grabbed my dick back in the room
>"uhh, yeah, haha"
>she laughs pretty loud then says she can't believe it, her mom is usually such a reserved christian and all this, then she asks if I would have done anything with her
>not sure what the best answer is, so I just tell her I don't usually hook up with older women, but that anything can happen on these cruises
>this leads to her asking about shit that everyone asks about, do the crews fuck a lot, she's heard there's all kinds of hidden spots they screw, that that's pretty much all that goes on the whole time
>tell her yeah, there's a lot
>she asks if I was going to take a girl somewhere, where would I take them
>I have a solo cabin technically but I'm sharing it with a friend so I don't want to take her there, but earlier I had fantasized about fucking hot-ass bartender in one of the spare pantries, so that's where I take her
>not exactly romantic, but as soon as we get back there and alone we start making out, almost immediately my hands start exploring every inch of her body, shooting up her skirt and between her thighs, I hit her underwear and they're fucking soaked, but as soon as I start touching her there she pulls back, breathing really heavy, saying that she can't
>her hand is down my pants, wrapped around my cock, so I'm wondering wtf is going on, when she tells me she's only been with one guy, and that technically they're still together
>gonna save some time since I know you faggots are getting restless, I convince her to do something less serious than fucking, she takes off her top, gets on her knees, and starts blowing me
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>>729315353
Still lurking
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>>729315353
bump
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bump again
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Fuck all the other impatient fucks OP, I'm still here waiting.
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>>729315353
wow, nice rushed story faggot, might as well have just said
>We fucked the end
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Go on.
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>>729315741
this, tell the whole thing
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>>729315353
fuck the other /b/ros, give some nice build up. don't rush
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>>729315783
shes ugly
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Bump we need to know what happens with the mom
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>>729315353
bump
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ITT while we wait:
>porn webms
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>>729315765
Fuck off, go read 50 shades or something, if you really want a novel.
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>>729312224
the cruise i went on in the winter had the age still 21 despite going on islands where it was younger, because it departed from the USA
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>>729310608
Sauce on the pic?
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>>729310608
Yeah so what? Every 12 year old regular on this site has done that you dumb fuck
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>>729312224
Cruise line drinking age limits are based of the drinking age limit of the country from which it deports.
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>>729315327
No, maybe put the left one's ass on a smaller body.
>>729315353
>tbh she really wasn't that good at sucking cock but I was feeling it because her and her mom were hot as fuck
>but she does this one thing I love, where after slobbering on m cock she rubs it all over her face, lightly popping herself with it
>then she puts it in her mouth and sucks it clean, and after a while of this I'm about to fucking burst
>she's getting really into it, I'm trying to hold out, so I tell her to take her skirt off, and after half a second of thinking about it she stands up and unzips it, sliding it down with her back to me
>I pull her back down onto my cock, sliding my dick between her ass cheeks, pulling her panties aside, she's breathing heavy and starts bouncing in my lap, strangling my cock with her massive ass cheeks
>she's bracing herself with her hands on my knees, and when I'm about to bust I grab her by the waist and pull her back onto me, reaching my hands around and cupping her tits while my load cums between her ass cheeks
>afterwards she's just panting and sitting there on top of me, letting me play with her tits, before eventually going "I can't believe I did that"
>after we get dressed I start leading her back to her cabin, and once we're at her door she drops the bombshell "well I guess I'm not dating ____ anymore" while smiling, then goes back inside
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>>729310608
>I fucked a girl and her mom in the same night after a kickback at their house.
Fin
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>>729316375
still lurking my d00d
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>>729316554
ditto
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>>729316615
ditto
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>>729316615
this
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>>729316281
What if a cruise ship that is owned and operated by a European company departs from the US serves alcohol to an 18 year old? That is the US going to do? Take away their liquor license? Ban them from US ports?
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>>729316695
also this
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>>729316692
Ditto
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>>729311644
Source? PLZ
My penis begs of u ;~;
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>>729316700
European companies depart from Europe you fuckwad. We don't let terrorists roam our streets and we don't let the goddamn Finnish use our ports. get a fucking grip kid
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You promised threesome, get to the point.
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>>729316770
esp. this
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>>729316814
Ditto
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bamp
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Just gonna bump this real quick.
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>>729316919
Exclusively this.
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>>729317224
>>729316919
both of these tbh
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bump bump bumped bump
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bamp
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Post the polaroids
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polaroids now
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>>729316375
>my night didn't end there, but I'll keep that short
>a lot of the crew was at the pool drinking, so I swung by there and got a good look at most of the people I'd be working with for the rest of the trip
>the pot and other drugs were already coming out. I had taken a drug test and physical before getting approved for the trip, then spent a sizable amount on drugs for the trip
>but of course hot-ass bartender was nowhere to be found so I ended up popping a pill and heading back to my room
>next morning at breakfast I sit with hot-ass bartender and some other members of the crew. Unlike some cruises our food was pretty dope, especially breakfast, and almost immediately hot-ass bartender starts interrogating me about the milf and her daughter, I tell her I fucked one of them but don't tell her which
>apparently last night she fucked one of the officers, which would have made me jealous as fuck the night before, but I was still partially high and partially on cloud nine
>wind up seeing the mother and daughter in line to get breakfast, the mother waves and the daughter just smiles real nervously at me
We're about to get to the good shit, so I'll fast forward to that night.
>working the bar with hot-ass bartender and another faggot who doesn't deserve a name but we'll call him Cockblock9001 or some shit
>milf and daughter come in again, he makes a bee line for them, and every time I try to go down there he gets in the way
>hot-ass bartender nicknames him cockblock on the spot
>finally they ask for me to come down, fuck you, cockblock
>pour them both a drink, mother asks how my night was, I look at daughter wondering what all she said, and I shit you not she starts blushing
>"I hear you two had a good time." is all the mother says.
>Anyways, before they leave she asks if I can bring by some wine when I get off. Absolutely.
>so after the shift is over I buy two bottles of wine (shit as cheap as fuck) and head off to their room
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>>729311497
MARITIME LAW!!!
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>>729317572
if you take so long, get the damn polaroids; also bump
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>>729317572
POLAROIDS
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>>729317572
I'm still kicking. keep it up my dude
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I know I shouldn't believe shit like this on the internet but fake or not this is a fun story to following along with and either way it's hot as fuck. Can't wait to hear more dude.
And no, before anyone here asks, I don't have sauce.
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>>729317975
sauce
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>>729317975
Sauce?
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>>729317975
Sauce
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>>729317975
if this is trips you need to give sauce
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>>729317975
Sauce?
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>>729317975
Need sauce!
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Don't care if this is fake, it's still a good story. I'm pulled in
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>>729317975
sauce?
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And then everybody clapped
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>>729318073
>>729318102
>>729318115
>>729318155
>>729318156
>>729318161
>>729318183
No joke, you all made me laugh pretty good.
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>>729318155
checked, dubs.
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GET TO THE FUCKING POINT!
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>>729317975
This is like having a monologue about whether or not you should believe the latest avengers movie. Who gives a fuck, is it entertaining?
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trips for sauce >>729317975
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>>729318366
He stated from the beginning he's on a phone.
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>>729318300
checked yourself my friend
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>>729317975
Sauce
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Can someone post the final story somewhere? like some site for stories like this?
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>>729317975
Check 'em for sauce
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Need to finish up this Head movie
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>>729318469
im screencapping
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>>729318412
>Implying that's an acceptable excuse
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>>729318566
Sauce of caps? Where will you have the files?
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>>729317975
Dame la salsa
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>>729318566
please post it when he's finished
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>>729318604
if you can't bring a green text story better and faster than OP, shut the fuck up and wait like the rest of us
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>>729318566
Where will you post it?
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>>729318653
Sauce is this fucking thread you blubbering retard.
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>>729318714
stfu
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boner is already dead please give sauce
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>>729318793
>probably on 4chan dot org slash bee slash
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Waiting for dinosaur.
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>>729317572
>almost as soon as I knock on the door I hear them giggling, and the door opens with the mother wrapped in a bathrobe, looking up and down the hall really quickly and rushing me inside.
>praying that she's naked under there, daughter is sitting on the bed in her own robe, pulled close around her, my heart skips a beat
>mother catches me looking, opens her robe and shows she's wearing a two piece bathing suit underneath, asks how she looks, I tell her really fucking hot
>they wanted to go to an indoor area where the hot tub/spa baths were, I'm kind of nervous to be seen with them by the higher ups in the crew, but I'm not about to pass this shit up
>so we go to the spa baths, and we're not the only ones with this idea, but we find an open tub near the back and I get in first, then watch them take off their robes and get inside
>mother picks on me for being so nervous, tell them I can really get into shit if an officer with a stick up his ass sees me fucking with guests
>she keeps on teasing, scooting a little bit closer toward me, there are a lot of bubbles in the water and we're at the end so nobody is really paying attention to us, she dares me to take my shorts off (I'm not wearing anything underneath obv)
>daughter calls her mom out on this, but isn't really objecting, I do a quick look around, then slide my shorts off, covering my dick with my hands
>I am hard as fuck, naked in a tub with both of them, so I tell them it's their turn to take something off
>they both slide further down in the water, then pull down their tops and reveal their breasts
>I stroke my cock underwater, mother seems to really like this, asks if I'm jacking off, when I nod she scoots closer, and I feel her hand going down my thigh, until she swats my hand aside and takes my cock in her hand
>even underwater, the feeling was intense, I look over at daughter and she has a hand between her legs, touching herself
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>>729318566
could you put it on some archive stuff or greentext reddit? its 5:39 am here now rip
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>>729318921
Does your mother still hang out at dock side bars?
Tell me Johnny, do ya play baseball?
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>>729317975
>>729317975
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HURRY UP OP
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We wait
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>>729318714
There's no excuse for not pre typing a story this long. Especially if you're posting it to /b/, which is basically the only board where you would need to worry about the thread dying before you can finish.
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......?and we wait some more
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just waiting for the dinosaurs here
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>>729319044
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>>729319044
continue...
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Just a 'Lil while longer I guess
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Fucking Christ. All these nigger Faggots shinning about OP not hurrying up is killing the mood for me. Fuck all of you who are impatient little 13 year olds who need to get a quick fix for your little pecker. Take your time OP this story is great so far.
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>>729319599
Nice dubs
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Quick Announcement (I'm not OP btw): I'm copy + pasting this entire story into notepad so if the thread dies I can make a new one to continue off of
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>>729319599
Nice dubs fag
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>>729319612
We don't want the thread to die, though. This is a fast board.
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>>729319612
this
>>729319635
also this. good lad anon.
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>>729319612
No one cares about you we already came, so fuck off
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>>729318366
funny post
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>>729319635
You’re doing God's work, son.
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>>729319635
my hero
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>>729317975
Suass plaes
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>>729319044
if the asses you banged look like these then good job
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>>729319712
>we already came.
Says a lot more about you then it does me then pea shooter.
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>>729319899
pic related and checked
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>>729319044
>we're all breathing heavy and getting into it way too much for being in public, the mother takes off her bottoms and pulls my hand between her legs, so I start rubbing her pussy, teasing her, while she twirls her bikini bottom around my cock
>daughter moves until she's across from me and reaches her foot across the tub to me, I feel it rubbing my cock, I'm not even a foot guy but I took her foot with one hand and rubbed it all along my cock while her mother guided my other hand further inside of her
>we're definitely drawing attention, so I ask them if we can move this somewhere else, mother looks me in the eye and asks if I want to come back to their room with them for the night
>for the love of god yes.
>we all dress underwater, they dry off and wrap up in robes, I can barely hide my hardon in my shorts as we head back to their room
>as soon as we're inside they bust out laughing, even I find it funny, and we get into the next bottle of wine, each pouring a huge glass and drinking it together before moving to the bed
>mother tells me to sit back on the edge of the bed, I obey, and she gets down and pulls my shorts down to my ankles, my cock stands out at full mast, finally exposed for everyone to see, she mouths "oh my god" to her daughter (I'm not even that big, I've just got a lot of girth)
>mother has her bathrobe off and reaches back to untie her top, letting it fall and exposing her breasts, she then gets back on her knees and climbs up between my legs, her breasts dangling around my cock, so I take it in hand and slap it against her breasts, drawing another laugh from her, but she pushes her breasts together so that I can slide my cock between them, her laughing the entire way
>daughter is watching us from the doorway, still in her robe, just looking on nervously
>don't know if she's going to join or watch, I don't want to ruin things by asking, but mother sees me looking at her so she waves her over with her hand
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>>729319875
>believing op banged any ass at all
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>>729319635
OP should have written the whole thing in fucking word/notepad before he started posting.
OP is indeed always a fag.
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>>729310608
OP, I have a reason to ask this.
Was the daughter named Claire?
Mom named Carol?
If so, I have a surprise for you....
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>>729316889
>European companies depart from Europe you fuckwad. We don't let terrorists roam our streets and we don't let the goddamn Finnish use our ports. get a fucking grip kid
Not knowing anything, the post.
Here's the deal with cruise ships, they are owned by different companies, and pick what laws of the country of origin the crise ship is from. The fly that flag. It's usually some shitty country, so they can get away with paying their crew shitty wages. Once in international waters, they can then adopt the laws of the flag their flying under. Most will serve alcohol to 18+
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>>729320020
>>729320056 here.
Nevermind, I read more of the posts. Def not the same.
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>>729320146
tell us anyway
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>>729319899
I'm touched, you called me a name in a failed attempt to insult me.. Hope you lost your boner and can't get it up again and suffer the worse case of blue balls imaginable.
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>>729320020
ALRIGHT IM HITTIN THE GYM ILL BE BACK IN 2h THIS THREAD BETTER NOT FUCKING DIE!!!!!
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>>729320299
no promises
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>>729320299
Checked and ill make sure it doesnt anon
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>>729320247
nigga you already got humiliated stop trying and accept defeat
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>>729320245
No one will believe this, but I had a threesome with my mom on a cruise ship.
Except it left out of Houston and nothing else in the story is the same.
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>>729320299
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>>729320405
Kek
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>>729320391
did the bartender suck your cock?
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>>729320391
you had a threesome with the bartender?
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>>729320391
You know what to do anon
>sharethecheddar.jpeg
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>>729320490
Me mom and it was a steward, not a bartender.
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>>729320299
This is somehow even more soul crushing than walking the dinosaur
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>>729320439
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>>729320373
Humiliation and /b/
Top kek.
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>>729312444
Dumb nigger, not in America
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>>729320391
pics of you and the mom then
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>>729320391
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>>729320391
share it, we have to keep the thread alive
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>>729320544
pics and greentext
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>>729320544
Checked and spill anon
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>>729320146
Yeah wait what are you getting at?
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dont u die on me thread
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>>729320604
Nigga wut
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>>729320549
Kekd
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Pls hurry up OP
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>>729320439
Nigga, you're in the wrong thread
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what do we say to the thread of death?
>not today
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>>729320596
Wasn't all that hot actually. We were drunk, he was cute and I was the one that brought him back to our cabin.
She came in and caught us, one thing led to another. Sex was not that great, mom and I never spoke of it again, and pretended it never happened.
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Cooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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>>729320391
Who cares if we believe it, post.
Don't post, type it up in notepad first, then post.
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>>729320604
>>729320439
rolling for this
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>>729320832
>notepad
>not a patrician editor like vim or emacs
kys yourself
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bampin
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>>729320771
Tits and timestamp or GTFO you know the rules
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>>729320673
rolling for this
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>>729320872
Niggas in the wrong thread go away anons
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>>729320771
still, pics
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C'mon OP!
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>>729320745
i almost banged a girl and her cousin, unfortunately i had a flight the next morning, and i kept in touch with one of them to make it happen but she lost her cell and i was very sad
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>>729320872
Re re re re reeeerooollll
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>>729320771
you should greentext this
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>>729320922
Checked
rolling again
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>>729320894
>not using notepad over some gay faggotty program
faggot
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>>729320872
Rerolling again fuck
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>>729321001
Kek
Thanks anon
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>>729321001
Winrar
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>>729320986
she didnt lose the cell
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plox gib me da cummiez
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>>729321021
god dammit once more, for the horde
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>>729320576
Pic of us from the trip.
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>>729320771
Oh humor us a little! What positions did you guys do? What body types do you have?
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>>729320299
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Bumperanios this is a fun read op
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>>729320439
Original roller here, rerolling.
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>>729321102
I can see you got that white blur on your face from your mom
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>>729321102
did you eat each other out or even finger each other? or did you just take turns with the cock?
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>>729321102
green text it fgt
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>>729321173
roller roller here, rolling again for the rolls
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>>729321102
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>>729316073
Um, for the love of God, sauce
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Dubs and I get to fuck the hot bartender
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>>729320894
I mean, what are the chances that any particular person has that? What's the point of making that distinction?
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>>729321201
kek
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>>729321266
Checked
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OP WHERE THE FUCK ARE U!!!
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>>729321102
chubby but I'd fuck both of you
thanks for posting the pic anon
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>>729321102
Really gonna need the sauce from this
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>>729321264
why not trips
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>>729321266
I don't know I just wanted to argue while I wait for OP.
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>>729321106
>Oh humor us a little! What positions did you guys do? What body types do you have?
Doggie and we rode him.
>>729321201
yup
>>729321208
Thats takes forever.
>>729321203
i sucked her boobs, and we fingered each other. Made out some. But no oral.
>>729321331
thx
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>>729321232
lmfao
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>>729320020
Op is kill?
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>>729321339
I like the way you think Anon, trips and we all get to fuck the hot bar tender
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>>729321264
dubs and you cut your dick off and never fuck anything ever again
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>>729320928
sauce
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>>729320986
did they look like this?
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I once sucked a log of shit out of Andy six's ass
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>>729321404
op is kill.
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well this thread is dead.. anyone wanna play battlegrounds?
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that bartender is as good as mine
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>>729321490
everyone did that, fuck off
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>>729320020
>Daughter walks over
>I start to precum
>Mother starts to lick the prelim off of my dick
>I was diamonds
>The daughter then removed her bathrobe
>She turned and started to rub my cock with her ass again
To spare you the details, think of it as our previous encounter
>Finally the mother began to ride me
>She continues
>Afterwards she beckons the daughter to do the same
>Harder than diamonds
>Then I accidentally fun inside of her
>They looked at me in horror
>I was then promptly removed from their accommodations
>3 months later
I received a letter in the mail.
>The client has requested that you pay the allotted amount required by the jurisdiction passed by the court of law. Failing to do so can, and will, result in either fines, additional legal fees and or imprisonment.
There was a footnote at the end of the letter that read-
>That a' be three-fiddy.
God damn it.
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>>729321201
funnier than it should have been
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>>729321358
That seems like dubious reasoning at best. I posit that you most likely don't enjoy arguing at all. Do you even have any evidence to support your claim?
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op pls
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Op what the FUCK
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>>729320146
Daughters name was Mikal, you know they're from the carolinas. That's all you get m8.
>>729320020
>Daughter just whispers "Mom..." like she isn't ready, but doesn't protest any further, Mother says something like "Isn't this exactly what you said you wanted?" and me and the daughter make eye contact
>Mother opens her daughters bathrobe, pulls it off of her, she has her top off already but her bottoms are on, mother slowly leads her over to me and she sits down next to me, while mother gets back down on her knees
>Daughter lets me take a handful of her breasts, squeezing and fondling them, then we start making out again
>My brain shuts off for a few seconds as Mother takes my cock into her mouth and immediately starts twirling her tongue all around the head
>When my mind starts functioning again her daughter is kissing down my neck, my collar and chest, I can barely focus with her mother's tongue working every inch of my cock
>finally, daughter moves down my chest and joins her mother on her knees, her mother backs off, taking my cock out of her wet mouth with a 'pop' and panting heavy, fuck she wanted it, then her daughter took her places, real nervously taking my cock in her mouth
>meanwhile, while daughter is bent over on her knees sucking my cock slowly, the mother is running her hands all over her daughters body, moving down to her panties, which she pulls down her daughters hips, planting all kinds of small kisses on her cheeks and lower back
>the sight of this nearly sends me over the edge by itself.
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how long do 4chan threads live for anyway?
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Well thread is slowly dying so i have a question am i a faggot for wanting to change my name to dubs checkum
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>>729321568
fake and gay
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>>729321588
Check'd my friend, refill for original roll
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>>729321568
not real op
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>>729321201
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>>729321560
So wot are you saying, if I paid 40 bucks to do it I got ripped off, or something like that?
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But this was a gud thread
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