You know what to do. will deliver.

>>729305751
eat it

throat slash, self inflicted

slice butter, post results

>>729305751
cut off your own dick

>>729305751
Go out into this world and find what you love.

Live anon. Live.

ram it in you're asshole really quickly with no care for accuracy

>>729305891
re roll pls

>>729305751
Stick in pooper

Carve a swastika on arm

>>729305911
god damnit---

>>729305911
Winrar!

>>729305911
HAH PAY UP SON

>>729305934
>>729305891
i tried man
gg
>>729305911

>>729305911
op here.
you got it m80

>>729305911
welp, winner

If trips sell it on eBay you attention whore
Don't hurt yourself

>>729305751
Break the tip off with a rock.

More pics op

>>729305911
fucking christ

Throw it on your roof

>>729305911
WINRAR.EXE

>>729305751
Cut your dick

>>729305911
well then

Op deliver on butthole knife fight

>>729305751
fold the knife up, and tell someone you love them

OP dont be a faggot

Deepthroat that shit

dubbs here, just wondering whats going on sun shine

>>729306277
well then what to do

Op wont deliver

>>729305911
we're waiting

S A G E E G A S
A A
G OP is a faggot G
E E

tfw
if you deliver, you're a faggot
if you don't you're a faggot

OP proven faggot

Cut off your lips, nose, and ears, then shove them up your ass.

Cut the words "I'm a massive cuck" across your chest

Then insert the knife into your ass, and call 911, tell them you're being held hostage by multiple armed men.

Livestream the whole thing.

If he does it, it will have been worth it to stay up this late!

>>729306546
Now that's some irrefutable logic son

make a sandwich

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happy easter you mother fuckers

>>729306768
could have been smart and shoved the handle, but I guess a win is a win

upload all your child pornography in the thread!

Lick it until your tongue bleeds and swallow it.

>>729306911
kek

>>729306911
jfc

didn't expect this to be delivered

>>729306911
Winrar, TopKEK

>>729306911
Can we have other winrar?

cut out one of your teeth

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Wax your asshole faggot

>>729307044
double dubs, kek wills it

>>729306768
Now push it in. That 1mm doesn't count at all

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>>729306911
op here. i will give second winrar only because its same dubs.
also my ass is bleeding and i just noticed the small yellow dots. do i have aids?

slit your dogs troat.

GAAD I hate dogs

pee in your mouth

>>729306911
KEK has spoken

>>729307311
Whats up with thses 11 dubs, three in one thread

stick it in your penis

shave your eyebrows

>>729307305
rolling for this

dubbs here, totally didnt even clarify the side hahahahahahahhahah what the fuck

also not enough blood i dont believe u

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Cut for Justin Bieber

jesus fucking christ your ass is so hairy

shave one of your legs with it
but only one

clean ur ass wtf.... you literally have pimples in ur ass

Slit your wrists

when op delivers

>>729307947
Gross. Also no cuts on the tongue. Kys already

>>729307276
LOL. Maybe. Stop hurting yourself you fag

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>>729307947
don't forget to pee in your mouth, OP.

>>729305751
kill whatever pets you may own

>>729305751
cut a slice of cheese so we can make fun of u saying u farted

>>729308237
god damn u all and your 11's
ur lucky i like doing that.
brb with delivery, if thread dies ill start new with delivery.

▲
▲▲

Stab the nearest animal around.

>>729307769
this

>>729307276
stick in the handle you fucking idiot

>>729308511
WINRAR

>>729305751
carve /b/ into thigh

>>729305911
huehuehue

He won't deliver

>>729308511
Now OP has to cut for Bieber with piss in his mouth.

>>729306579
Rolling for this

carve a hitler tache on your lip boi

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1/2

>>729309034
Drink

Don't do anything stupid

Stop posting on this thread.

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2/2
tastes like weed, idk y i been sober for years.

Heat the blade up for about 2 minutes and then put it on your face (touching the whole blade)

put the knife in the microwave

Put it away and get a life

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>>729309165

>>729309165
Is that the head of a penis in there?

Cut out an eye

>>729309165
swallow

>>729309386
Reroll

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>>729309165

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>>729309165

>>729308511
Same dubs again, honor it op

well fuck>>729309165

>>729309387
im almost ashamed to admit that i did even tho it wasnt part of winrar.
like i said it tasted like weed.

Stab your leg 3 times , as deep as you can

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>>729309165
your mouth looks more disgusting than your piss and your piss looks like radioactive jell-o, what the fuck.

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Marry Easter errybody

>>729307276
butt acne?

>>729309527
you delivered

>>729309666
no shit.
also checked.

>>729305751
Stab a shitskin with it

Stab yourself on your balls

>>729308436
ha
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OP DID NOT DELIVERED
>>729308511
OP DID NOT DELIVERED
>>729308511
OP DID NOT DELIVERED
>>729308511

>>729306579
do this op

puke the piss out onto your penis and masturbate with it.

Slit your throat

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op here, plz dont forget to screen shot thread for future 4chan delivery thread. plz and thx.

Put it up your urehtra

>>729309925
Fuck off faggot you didn't do shit

>>729309929
only girls have those

https://discord.gg/JyFr6pX
...

>>729307276
>When op actually delivers

>>729309956
i delivered three times u nigger

Real mongoloids

>>729309925
If you want a good example go to the time OP put cum, poo and salt into a smoothie and drank it for all of /b/ to see.
Go hard or go home you shit stain
https://vid.me/MRut

>>729310024
Fucking BARELY

>>729310054
>poo
>shit stain
child detected

>>729310024
cut for bieber

>>729310024
Fuck off with your weak ass shit back to 9gag boi

Cut for Bieber

>>729307276
>>729310142
>>729310024
This doesn't count as a delivery faggot

>>729310108
I don't see you stabbing your asshole or drinking piss.....i wouldn't do that shit for money

>>729310230
Watch the video bitch
i'm the living embodiment of the delivery service you claim to support.

>>729310312
thx m80
i give u 1 internet.
-love op

>>729310230
he's not the one who made a thread flashing his knife and pimply hairy asshole

>>729310277
Just deliver OP

>>729310355
eating cum makes u gay

>>729310397
he didn't even put it up his butt hole like anon suggested, NOT A DELIVERY.
Anon said to jab it up his asshole with no thinking about accuracy, his "delivery" didn't count for shit

>>729310525
i dont normally shove large dildos in my ass like u do so i did the best i could.

>>729310700
Next time deliver or stay the fuck off /b/
>>729310277

>>729310700
Stop fighting fags. We're here for the show

>>729310798
i like how i delivered three times even tho most ops never deliver at all and u still whine and bitch. u want a delivery? order a fucking pizza you faggot.

>>729310810
then roll

>>729305751
cut cake

>>729310277
Then fucking deliver, faggot.

>>729305751
Butter toast

>>729311051
i refuse to acknowledge the existence of Canadians, its against my religion.

butter your ass

>>729311255
fine, do this one then. Butter it like the filthy slut you are.

>>729311255
now this is a roll.
one moment please.

Cut your nail

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banana on stand by

>>729311800
will deliver, elaborate plox

>>729311898
Light it on fire

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>>729311898
show us your mashed banana and shit butter. don't tease us OP.

>>729312052
the banana?

light your ass hairs on fire

>>729312268
re roll

>>729305751
I have the same knife as OP.

Found it on a camping trip. It was laying in the dirt with a little dried blood on it.

Since it is a popular fishing spot, I just assumed somebody had gutted some fish with it.

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1/banana

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bannaner

>>729306768
how the fuck did you take that picture?

>>729313137
with phone?

>>729306768
AWSHITHEDELIVEREDKEK.JPG

>>729313289
>>729313289
you have one hand opening your asshole, one hand on the knife, and one hand on your phone? OP is a alien confirmed, and judging by his skin color this goes both ways latino

>>729314618
u got me

Eat the banana and post it. don't do anything you'd regret.
>consider this a free pass

>>729315015
Reroll

>>729315015
i ate it like a half hour ago

>>729309034
WHY THE FUCK I CAN SMELL THAT...OH SHIT DUDE THAT'S SO FUCKING DISGUSTINGT...NOT EVEN KIDS DYINGS TRIIGERS ME BUT THIS IS GROSS DUDE WTF IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

>>729315117
Then gag yourself, throw it up into the toilet, and take a ladle and ladle it out of the toilet and into a glass and drink it

Re

>>729315249
Dubs

>>729315249
Re roll

>>729310396
Appreciate it /b/ro. Don't an hero

>>729315249
This

>>729315249
Do this

Read a book

>>729315249
Aw shit dubs plox

>>729315600
you fuck.

waste of dubs but still dubs

Gag yourself til you barf in the toilet, ladle the barf into a cup and drink it

>>729315249
do this

>>729315767
This

>>729305751
Shave your nuts with the knife

>>729315767
Cunt

>>729314999
Trips

vomit and cum into your toilet and suck it up with a straw. if you have no straw use a ladle.

>>729315600
Since I got dubs. Read "Let the right one In" by John Ajvide Lindqvist

>>729316164
Heh

Use a nail clipper to snip the tip of your tongue

>>729316164
This nigga

>>729316290
Re-roll

knife in pee hole

Knife in dickhole

make me a sandwich