wanna play a game

Ok
What are rules?

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Hhhhmm ok

Nigeria

>>729305593
Red will be the famine force and starts in mid africa

Blue and start around Delaware for the Delawarean empire

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It's been a while since I've seen a risk thread
I'll be the Bot Republic, color green, and start anywhere in Russia

>>729306891
Delaware start moving west

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c is for capital

>>729307199
Roll for bot republic to move towards Europe

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aw shit its getting intense

gimme purple
name: tenochitlan
start in mexico city

Purple as the Pimp Parliamentary

Start me in madagascar

>>729308678
Shit, I guess white works too

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TACO IS COMING

Bot continue towards Europe >>729308827

>>729309077
That ones fake

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>>729308827
kys

purple
tokyo
nippon

>>729309252
taken

>>729309237
Bot continue to Europe

>>729309237
mexico goes north

>>729309237
Delaware roll for westward movement

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>>729309252
Nippon is yellow k

>>729309658
Delaware go to Texas befor the Mexicans get it

>>729309658
nippon rolling towards korea

mexico rolls to texas

>>729309658
Bots start invading Europe

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texas is split between Mexicans and Delaware

>>729310217
mexicans go north west

>>729310217
Bot empire start taking Southern Europe

>>729310217
teal greenland Reykjavik

>>729310217
nippon continues north from island

>>729310217
Delaware push towards California

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>>729310369
69 nigga

>>729310923
take the rest of the uk

>>729310923
Ok never mind Delaware begin taking Canada

>>729310923
Couninue taking Southern Europe
>bot empire

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>>729310994 who are u?

>>729310453 do u mean take island of japan?

>>729311172
teal my bad

>>729311172
mexico pushes east

>>729311172
yea fill up island then go north into russia

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>>729311229
no worries I counted both rolls

>>729311706
Delaware push back west against the mexicans

>>729311706
Delaware goes west and takes Mexican territory

>>729311706
Ok now that we got Greece start taking the rest of east Europe
>bot empire

>>729311706
mexico rolls east

>>729312024
rollin for the mexicans

>>729311706
from korea go north
>nippom

Can I create orange? If so, name it "Tang" and place it somewhere in New Zealand

>>729312943
Start heading east and protect the capital
>bot empire

>>729312943
Delaware goes west and takes Mexican territory

Tang sails to Australia to get more land

>>729312943
mexico continues pushing east

>>729312943
nippon takes bot empire capital

>>729312943
I came here late
Are there any dead nations I can control?

>>729313379

you could help out tang

>>729312943
Tang invades australia

Delaware pushes west into Mehico territiory

Shout out to the guy who named blue Delaware - a delawarean posting

>>729312943
teal towards spain

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>>729313285 u took there capital
>>729313379 red dosnt seem to be playing

>>729314453
teal towards central Europe

>>729314453
TAKE BACK THE CAPITAL
>bot empire

Tang takes more of Australia

>>729314453
nippon protect capital and claim more green

>>729314453
famine empire spread out evenly

>>729314453
mexico go east

>>729314453
Red move to South Africa

>>729314771
rollin

>>729314453
Us anyone controlling white?

>>729314915
*is

>>729314453
Delaware push back southeast

mexico into cuba

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>>729314915
dosnt look like it
ill count this as a roll for u

Tang shall take all of Australia

>>729315986
teal towards north europe and take more green

>>729315986
mexico push into cuba

>>729315986
famine towards pimp

nippon west and more green

>>729315986
Bot fight back and reclaim capital

>>729315986
Pimp attack the famine

>>729316756
teal head north

>>729316756
mexico go north from florida

Tang is hungry. HUNGRY FOR SOME MORE AUSTRALIA!

>>729316756
nippon west to claim green capital again

famine towards the pimp capital

>>729316756
Pimp attack the famine

>>729316756
Bot atrack the yellow and push them back into Japan

>>729317461
Roll

taaang

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>>729316950
takes pimps cap

Where's op?

>>729318577
Nvm

Tang's still hungry! HUNGRY FOR SOUTH AMERICA

>>729318549
take the rest of Madagascar and finish pimp

>>729318549
mexico take blue capital and remainder of blue territory

>>729318549
Pimp take back the capital and fight famine

>>729318549
nippon push into taiwan

>>729318549
Continue to push the yellows back into Japan
>bot

>>729318549
Is Delaware dead?

>>729318549
teal takes more of northern Europe

>>729318549
Delaware protect capital and push back the Mexicans back to mexico

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>>729319020 wasted role. who is this?
>>729318702u can only take whats next to u>>729318725 delawares cao taken

>>729319579
but there's a line connecting australia and south america. I guess in that case, Tang shall head north!

>>729319579
TANG WILL TAKE INDONESIA

>>729319579
take remainder of blue territory

>>729319719
mexico

nippon move into phillipnes

>>729319579
Fight the Mexicans and keep the capital safe
Delaware

>>729318549
Unit all of Russia under the bot empire

>>729319579
Do dubs or trips count for anything?

>>729320092

if you roll dubs you get the succ

>>729319579
teal head north

>>729319579
famine take pimp territory

I'm colorblind. All I see is an uncolored map of the world. I am really triggered by the fact that you ignorant fucks would use colors that my eyes can't see. I'M TRIGGERED NIGGERS

a asdroid made of pure autisimium lands in south Africa (used to make super weapons).

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>>729319688
my bad your right
Delaware has cap back

>>729320466
mexico push east across midwest

>>729320466
Continue to defend the capital and push back the Mexicans

>>729320466
nippon moves into more philipines

>>729320591
roll !

>>729320466
Pimps fight north to the famine capital

>>729320466
teal take over greenland

>>729320466
Tang continues its advance northward

We shall take the Nipponese!

Tang shall continue north, but not damage nippon. We mean no harm.

>>729320466
famine fight the pimps

in addition to: >>729320793

>>729320791

oh nevermind then

>>729320466
Continue to unite Russia
Bot empire

>>729320793
>>729320860
We cannot let the Nipponese have their women!

WE MUST HAVE NIPPONESE POONTANG

>>729320860

btw use this 0 to FUCK THOSE NIPPONESE BASTARDS UP

>>729320969
Oh shit 69

>>729321808
mexico push east

EXPAND NORTH AND FORCE FEED THE NIPPONS SOME SHIT

-TANG

>>729321808
Tang into manchuria

nippon push into green

>>729321997
aaww yeah

>>729321808
push back the bot nation

>>729321808
famine take the pimp capital

>>729322000

HOLY DICKS THAT ROLL

>>729322110
FOR TANG

>>729322000
Tang this is the bot empire I would like to sign a non aggression pact with you

>>729322269

THESE ROLLS ARE FUCKING GODLIKE!!!

>>729321808
Delaware push west

>>729322344
and a wasted roll

>>729321808
teal push into europe

hi could i be tasmania i wont be expansionist

>>729321808
Bot invade turkey

>>729321808
Pimp fight back against the famine

>>729322402

nah mang that 44 alone should go towards tang expansion in south america

>>729322306
Accepted. Will you also not aid our mortal foes, the Nipponese? If so, we accept.

Lets see more tang in South America

how many rolls do we get lol

>>729322582
I accept, together we will take down the nopponese

mexico

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>>729322721
GLORIOUS! THE TANG-BOT PACT IS OFFICIAL!

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THE NAME'S SAXTON HALE, AUSTRALIAN LEADER OF TANG! FUCK UP THOSE NIPPONESE CUNTS

>>729322677
So dubs don't count for extra except 00? Either way let's double down on tang in South America

>>729322677
>>729322899
All my dubs ain't getting me there but keep expanding tang in South America. I want that shit hole

Alright guys, let's give OP time to update

TANG'S HUNGRY FOR SOME CHINKS! LET'S EAT OUR FUCKING WAY THROUGH THOSE NIPPON CUNTS

>>729323129
please i would just like to peacefully farm tasmania i wont hurt anyone

>>729323129
teal fill in greenland

>>729323129
mexico moves east!

>>729323129
Push the yellow back until there gone
>bot empire

>>729323129
famine take the pimp capital

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>>729323129
TANG TOWARD KOREA

WE WILL SUCCEED WHERE THE MONGOLS FAILED

nippon take green capital

>>729322895

AW HELL YEAH!

LET'S FUCK THOSE CHINKS

>>729323129
CONTINUE TO INVADE THE FAMINE

Also I just noticed that autistic super weapon what is that?

>>729323129
Tang in South America. I want the whole damn continent please

>>729323605
This is pimp

>>729323652
More tang I want South America to be mine mother fucker

>>729323129
Continue to atrack the Mexicans
>Delaware

TANG'S HUNGRY FOR SOME SAMERICA

Kekistan takes over New England [Green]

>>729323129
Mexicans go for Delaware

>>729323847
>>729323909
So nothing happened here

Also roll for tang to go to India and have some fun

>>729324069
My god tang is the luckiest empire period.

Bump for Delaware to do something

ok well i would like to say that we are doing very well in tasmania right now and we can all be friends :)

Begin canadian insurrection in Mexico.
Color: Lighter shade of purple

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>>729323264 k
orange has Nippon cap
red has pimp cao
if they can hold them for one turn they get +5
autistic super weapon does nothing I guess, some anon just said there was one there kek

>>729324277
Tang is king. Roll for more tang in South America

bot empire attack nippon to capture Siberia.

>>729324277

It all started with me putting Tang in NZ. Now look where we are!

ALSO FUCK YEAH WE HAVE 2 CAPITALS! LET'S FINISH OFF THE NIPPONESE

>>729324348
Yes, yes, fine, fine. If you make any agressive moves, Tnag will not be happy.

>>729324384
teal takes more of europe

>>729324384
Ok I'm tired of playing
I surrender my remaining land
>pimp

>>729324384
famine wipe out the pimps

>>729324568
Nigger don't surrender.
Other "imposters" can still take your place.
Just leave the thread quietly.

nippon moves into green

bot empire coup de grace on Nippon

>>729324657

Nah fuck you. TANG WILL DESTROY YOU

mexico moves east if any remainder move into russia

>>729324384
A little salty about that Tasmanian mother fucker moving in on my back door but it's good. Tang to keep pushing towards India. Better count my 69 roll for tang on India earlier

Pimp.
DEPLOY AUTISTIC SUPER WEAPON AGAINST FAMINE EMPIRE!

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>>729324384
TANG MOVES TO SECURE NORTHERN HONSHU AND HOKKAIDO

>>729324384
Continue to fight this never ending war with Mexico
>Delaware

>>729324384
Hey OP, I don't know if it's too late to join, but if I can make a territory called The Islamic State and start in the Middle East and be colored brown that would be super awesome friendo :^)

>>729324802

YEAH COUNT THIS GUYS 69, OP! WE WANT TO FUCK SOME NIPPON POONTANG WITH GANDHI HIMSELF

>>729324568
You're dumb
>>729324652
This guy

Also tang in South America I'm almost there

>>729324922
Maybe for the dubs you'll let me?

>>729324922
Kys just take someone else country and petition for a new name

>>729325066
Two dubs in a row OP, kek clearly wants me to spread islam

tasmania goes north into australia

>Tang
Sweep over the rest of Honshu.

>>729324384
Tang going to bang South America

Don't introduce anymore nations, OP. Tasmania shall be the only exception.

Also, advance Tang in South America.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12750433

hooray glorious tasmania is recognised! <3 we would like to offer trade deal for some of our surplus food in exchange for fast cars and good breeding humans :)

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>>729325202
TANG INTO TASMANIA

SECURE THAT FUCKING ISLAND, WE NEED FOOD FOR OUR EVER-GROWING ARMIES

>>729325202
No. Fuck you that's not how it works. You asked to be a peaceful country. Tang also fucks the shit out of Tasmania for getting uppity

>>729325419

YEAH THAT WAY WE HAVE 3 CAPS

>>729325395
Hey we let you have a country and you were supposed to be peaceful talk to this sunnuvabish >>729325254

Tasmania can exist inside of Tang.

Also, advance in South America

oh no, that is not real tasmania, real tasmania is peaceful, please they are false flag operation

we just want to farm and have sex

>>729324384
I don't know if you're still counting op but tang should have s America by now so start moving towards Mexico land

>>729325933
i know where im retiring to

>>729325933

farm'n'fuck

>>729325993
Same here

actually you know what.. fuck it, tasmania invades australia idc if we get fucked were going to have a piece of that sweet AuSStralia

>>729325667
>>729325770
>>729325933
As a top advisor in the tang empire I vote to leave Tasmania alone if they promise to not attack anymore.

Also tang towards India. I got a lot of territories coming my way in that campaign

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this shit hard to keep up with
so orange gets +5 per >turn so does red
a turn is everytime I post not every roll

>>729326183

You know what? Fuck you. We let you have a country and you do this shit to us. Fucking disgrace. MURDER THE TASMANIAN DEVILS. MURDER THE NIPPONS.

>>729326342
Why no Islamic state for 2 dubs in a row? :(

tasmania would like to report lots of approval ratings, and is feeling the international love :)

>>729326443
o noes we feel less loved :(

>>729326342
famine kill off pimp and spread through africa

>>729326443
tasmania submits to your demands please leave us in peace you may take what you wish

>>729326342
teal takes more of europe

>>729326342
Finish off what is left of the yellow
>bot

mexico moves east

>>729326342
Tang moves to crush the last remaining samurai/ainu hiding on hokkaido.

The Northeastern Siberian Frontier is our allies, the Bot Empires territory.

moving south
>mexico

>>729326342
Get to Mexicos capital by traveling through Cuba
Delaware

mexico go EAST!

nippon retreats into eastern russia

>>729326707
Petition to rename teal to "the Islamic state" since it's in Europe

Insurrectionists move west.

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is is now a thing cap is isreal
yellow has been whipped out
fucking blue and purp man.... make an alliance , call a peace treaty and advance your nations! anything other then back and fourth kek

>>729326342
How the fuck does tang not have s America yet? Get it guys get it

>>729326342
Pimp does a final attempt to reclaim the capital by using their autustic super weapons

>>729327168
no fuck off you don't represent teal, the one true entity

Pimp
FIRE ALL THE AUTISTIC SUPER WEAPONS AT RED! ALL OF THEM!

>>729327186

Fuck the tasmanian cunts.
>Tang

ROLL NORTH INTO FLORIDA
>mexico

>>729327186
teal takes more of europe

>>729327296
2L8M8

TASMANIA MOVE INTO Nz

>>729327186
famine spreads through more of africa

Insurrectionists
Keep pushing west.

delaware invade teal

>>729327186
No you stupid nigger fucking monkey fuck op Tasmania gets Tasmania and nothing else. Their president said he was peaceful and we made a pact. Also up the territories per roll op this is too slow I think.

Tang for s America

mexico crush insurrectionists

>>729327186
Tnag moves to secure the Tasmanian Devils.

Who is that brown near the balkans?

Tang fucking put down Tasmania asap

>>729327499
check em OP

>>729327403

you fucking can't. it's not connected with a line.

DESTROY THE TASMANIANS
-TANG

>>729327499
Insurrectionists roll for defense.

>>729327186
Tang fuck s america

>>729327659
FUCK
Well, you gain some you lose some, I guess.

>>729327186
Delaware takes what is keft of Canada

The Black Horde rises in Mongolia.
Color:Black

The thread is close to 404ing. We should make a new thread soon.

Also, expand in South America.
>Tang

>>729327584
>>729327554
>>729327308
Is Tasmania is still alive somehow then you roll to finish them.

ok tasmania would like to relocate to space please

>>729328177

where the fuck did you guys get these spaceships

>>729328177
No you did Tasmania scum. Tang for world power. Also op you should start a new thread here soon

>>729328263
From space of course

>>729328351

wait so tasmanians were martians that came from space?

also roll for tang expansion in south amercia

>>729327186
I ALWAYS MISS THE FUCKING THREAD I'M SO PISSED

>Wad the madman

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>>729328475