How easy is suicide by cop?

Rly hard if ur white

>>729301843
post the rest

are you black, or can you appear to be black? Even if not, fairly easy if you've got the balls to shoot some cops.

>>729301843
That dog though...

>>729302000

Don't have the rest unfortunately.

She probably lit him the fuck up though. I'd put like four or five in him.

>>729301843

Hard enough and not guaranteed. The easiest is if you have access to a firearm, but of course if you have one then you can just skip the middleman anyway

unless suicide by cop is something you have your heart set on

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>>729301843

Very easy.

Just point a real or real looking fake gun towards police officer and they are going to shoot you. Once you decide to point something gun like towards police officer you have already accepted the fact that situation is going to end with police officer shooting you dead. And this is exactly what police should do. If you really are that stupid that you point a gun looking object towards police you really deserve to die.

>>729301936
Nope. More whites are killed by US police than any other race. Get some facts, fags..

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>>729302201

few seconds before

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>>729302794

Shot in the leg.

Lucky bastard.

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>>729301843
any webm?

It all boils down to how well you can play the bat-shit crazy game.

>>729302903

>random car on fire

>>729301843
>buy metal airsoft gun
>paint muzzle black
>stick up a store or something
>wait for police to arrive
>point toy gun at them
>await results

>>729301843
The best person to ask would be a cop, I'm sure. They could tell you about what would and would not make them kill somebody.

This is a shit suicide method, though. I know this is 4chan and most of you probably have really edgy anti-cop sentiments, but whatever you may feel about them, cops are people. And you shouldn't drag other people into your suicide attempt. Just find some nice quiet solitude in the woods or something and shoot yourself.

>>729303215
you're giving the cops way too much credit. just charge at them and they'll unload at you til their clips are empty.

>>729301843
Faggot should've raped her first then hand her the gun

>>729302875
>WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME WTF BRUTALITY!!!!

>>729302083
lol

>>729302875
hope his dick is ok

>>729303498
You certainly have to be on point with the crazy to do that, maybe OP's balls ain't that big.

>>729303454
>Just find some nice quiet solitude in the woods or something and shoot yourself.


implying that suicidal psychos can be reasoned with

>>729301843
Canadian flag looks good covered in blood

>>729302875
shot in the leg and let live... hmmm must be candian cops, if this was murica that man would be dead simply for walking towards her

Wear white robes.

Memorize a few random phrases in Arabic and shout them very loudly.

>>729302903


If these cops were men their testosterone driven cave-man mentality would have made them put 20 rounds into the psycho but of course the women handled perfectly only wounding the suspect

>>729301843
>tree wishing it could run
>retard truck
>crazy jew
>dumpy shitbox
>momentarily interested dog
>officer who isn't american or she'd have gone for the kill shot instead of immobilizing him.

6/10 good scene would watch again

>>729303855
Most an heroes aren't psychopaths, anon. Where do you get this idea?

ll

In North or South America, easy.

In the EU, impossible.

>>729303969
if she had missed the shot to her leg should would have died
also she let him get so damn close
i wonder if she wasnt reprimanded harshly for those things

>>729303855
>implying they aren't the most reasonable people alive

>>729304162


SHE DIDN'T MISS. DEBATE OVER.

>>729304162

She probably wasnt expecting it.

Could have been there for something else and then boom. Random fucker with a knife runs up in her.

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>>729301843
>>729302794
>>729302875
>>729302903

So what the fuck happened here?
Also, is anyone else sorta turned on by the blonde cop?

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>>729301843

>>729301843
any good pics of the female cop, preferably nude

>>729303454
>cops are people
Oh please, cops shoot people when they're tired of work and want a vacation. Suicide by cop is Win win. You die, he gets to go to Disney World for a week.

why would you want to die from some losers hand?

>>729304212


that is exactly what I am implying

>>729304414

my sides

>>729304414
The dog looks upset

>>729301843
doggo just doesnt understand

>>729302875
shot in the DICK

if ur white

>>729304645
not funny Mark

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>>729304414
>>729304560
>>729304580
>>729304619

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>>729301843
buy a chocolate bar
point it to cop
scream choc choc choc
police shots you dead
finds you just wanted chocolate
police go jail
win-win
???
profit

>>729304909
piss off Gary

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>>729301843
>black face
>get pulled over
> "I aint even do nothin"
>reach for cellphone

Surprised she let him live. When a cop shoots, it's to eliminate, not pacify. That's why cops use more than a few rounds to when firing.

>>729303390
This!

But go for a bank and try and get away with it!

Best case = acquire money, fuck bitches
Worst case = suicide by cop (which is what you wanted, right?)

>>729305122
This is true, only tazers and mace are meant to pacify. Guns are used when it's to eliminate a threat completely.

>>729304369

I dunno.

Dude ran after a cop with his knife and got shot for his efforts

>>729305122
>>729305275
This. That woman cop is a bad cop. Complete disregard towards her training.

>>729301843
Depends, are you black?

>>729305532
If you pull a gun on a cop, you're dead. Regardless of race or gender. The whole cops kill blacks is a stupid notion.

>>729305020
Only death is real.

>>729301843
>live in the usa
>drive around and get stopped in a routine control
>reach for your license when they ask to see it
>get shot
>???
>profit

>>729305835
If you truly believe this, you have a terribly warped perception of the US.

>>729305936
if youre truly taking this bait youre terribly retarded

>>729306017
if youre truly taking this other bait youre terribly retarded

>>729306017
I'm not, I just think there are a lot of fags on this board who believe this. There's a lot of anti-US propaganda out there, you know? Especially here.

>>729305835
>>729305936
Got pulled over for the first time the other day

should i greentext? cause i didnt get shot or united airlined. was pretty pleasent besides getting my speeding ticket.

>>729306085
tardception

>>729306208
goddamnrussians

>>729306211
do it bitch

>>729305835

only if you're a nigger.

if you're white the cop apologizes for accidentally stopping you, then has his/her wife gives you a sloppy blowjob in your car while you high five each other and bask in the golden, lemon-fresh glow of white privilege.

>>729306211
only greentxxt if you a nigger

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>>729306211
>>729305936
>triggered amerifats

>>729305936
This literally happens, probably more than a dozen times to be honest. There's videos but I'm too lazy to google for you.

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>>729303498
this is true.

>>729307137
mike brown deserved it

>>729306801
this almost never happens, and when it does there are always extenuating circumstances.

like the guy who got stopped during the night, then instead of waiting for the cops to come talk to him he got out of his car and tried walking towards the cops while quickly reaching for his wallet. cops had no fucking clue if he was armed or not so they shot him. if course the video is cut and edited by some anti-police website to make it look like he was completely innocent.

funny how when these cops get charged with something and a jury sees all the evidence and the full videos, the cops are almost never found guilty of wrongdoing.

>>729301843
acquire a gun somehow and put blanks in it. youll be good.

>>729307757
you're god damn right he did.

widespread police brutality in the US is a fucking myth. out of the dozens of stories these past couple years of "innocent unarmed" dindus getting shot by cops, literally only one of them showed any signs of police brutality, and that guy was STILL breaking the law for the cops to be there in the first place.

>>729307760
Dude, i'm saying there's at least a dozen where the suspect did what the cops said, stepped out of the car, and was shot. You are a retard if you think that cops are above error, or that there is solid evidence of cops shooting without any cause of "extenuating circumstances", which sounds like something either a lawyer or a cocksucker or both would say,

4 niggas 100% 4 sure

>>729308080

brutality happens, don't be a dumbass. A lot of shit has been proven to happen, a couple cops got fired the other day for it.

That said, I agree Mike Brown deserved what he got. His lying ass buddy Dorian Johnson created an international furor with his stupid-ass lies that were easily proven false. The injuries and property damage caused in subsequent riots, by people who chose to believe a goddamn liar, are all on his sorry ass in my opinion.

>>729301843
i'd get 3 firearms, 1 in your hand pointing at the cop, and 2 at each side of your hips in case they shoot at a non lethal part and you drop your gun

bonus points if all the weapons are unloaded and you are white, they'll have a hard time explaining the fuck up

>>729302903
I want to fuck both of those female cops!

>>729308080
Police brutality is not a myth, but most of the examples that get media attention are bullshit.
No-knock raids in the middle of the night are not a myth. The flash-bang grenade thrown into a baby's crib was not a myth. The hundreds of millions of dollars in cash and property seized through civil forfeiture from people who haven't even been charged with a crime is not a myth. The thousands of running suspects who have been shot in the back are not myths. And for every Michael Brown (a good shoot), there is an Eric Garner, who is choked to death for selling loose cigarettes.

>>729308308
and yet you cant pull up any of these instances? shit, even if you did post all 12 of the incidents you mention, that's a drop in the ocean compared to the countless thousands of police interacts that go smoothly. i'm not saying it doesn't happen, but i am saying that it doesn't happen nearly enough to be some kind of widespread police brutality epidemic that fringe groups like BLM would have you believe.

>>729308997

Yea he probably did too. And now he has no dick.

>>729301843
Cover yourself with shoe polish then commit every crime possible and punch a cop in the face until you die.

>>729303498
Never delt with cops on real life a fucking 12 year old huh?
Some are fucking asshole the job attracts them but most are just trying to to their fucking job.
Aproche them like u would anyone e;se an most times u are gonna be fine.
Act like a faggot 12 year old expect different.
That said fuck bully cops, met a couple and i could tell they had small dick isuses.

>>729302578
thank you for the education, i will assume and trust everything i read online is real and truthful

>>729302083

the good boy is like "poor human oh noes :("

>>729309200
I don't think it's an epidemic, it's just a problem. To say that it doesn't matter that police have shot innocent civilians because "its not very often" is stupid, there are policies that need to be changed to protect both citizens and cops, Sucking cops dicks all the time doesn't help anything.

>>729309811
http://www.dailywire.com/news/7264/5-statistics-you-need-know-about-cops-killing-aaron-bandler#exit-modal
it's sited.

>>729309811
It would make sense, there's more whites than any other race in the US.

>>729309124
>thousands of running suspects who have been shot in the back

this isn't a thing that happens very often, and certainly not in the "thousands" considering only around that number are fatally shot by police each year to begin with, with over 75% of those being armed with either a gun or another weapon and not while running away. in fact in less than 10% of fatal shootings involving police are the victims actually unarmed.

>And for every Michael Brown (a good shoot), there is an Eric Garner, who is choked to death for selling loose cigarettes.

yea, eric garner was mild police brutality (that still could have been prevented had he not been known by police for repeatedly breaking the law and attracting police in the first place, and had he not been belligerent towards the arresting officers in this instance) but it's nowhere near a 1:1 ratio. it's more like a 1:10,000 ratio, if even that.

but their intent was certainly not to kill Garner, and it's also true that garner's poor health contributed equally if not moreso to his death, considering the chokehold and the arrest took place over a period of less than 30 seconds. that said, chokeholds by cops are illegal, and the NYPD fucked up.

https://discord.gg/MrnWd9k

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>>729301843
Buy a fake gun and point it at a bunch of cops

>>729310308
>in less than 10% of fatal shootings involving police are the victims actually unarmed
>fatal shootings
In my small city, there have been a dozen high-profile examples of this in the last few years. A few of these have won multi-million dollar settlements. I'm sure the cops wish they'd aimed better. inb4 anecdote, I know.
>NYPD fucked up
Not just by employing a chokehold, but by caring enough about a piddly-ass shit like loosies to even attempt an arrest.

>>729305275
You're assuming that she only fired once, and not 15 times with only hitting once.

Are you black? If so pretty easy. If you're a white militiaman now not so easy. Bundy ranch guys pointed guns at the feds. Then they took over some government property and were actually given a deadline to leave instead of being rushed. Some even made a video for vice magazine where they threatened the feds. Only later during an arrest did one get shot, after reaching for his gun 3 times. I suggest black face and a Mexican accent.

>>729310900
>but by caring enough about a piddly-ass shit like loosies to even attempt an arrest.

The whole deal was that Garner was previously known to police because the dude had a rap sheet dating back to the 1980s, including assault and grand larceny.

And it really all boils down to his resisting of arrest. Selling loosies is a fucking slap on the wrist, sure, but this guy was a criminal with a long history of being a piece of shit, and he was being a piece of shit on that day as well.

>>729310308
It's not illegal for them to shoot you in the back in a couple stated. Missouri for example.

>>729311462

This, remember to yell out:
"I'm gonna fuck you up puto!"

>>729311804

Shooting someone in the back seems kinda fucked up. I mean if they were charging at someone to endager their life? Sure. But trying to get away? No

you know, the whole cops murdering black guys thing isn't particularly accurate

it's just the media doesn't report unarmed white guys being shot, because that doesn't fit the narrative

was kinda hoping there would be some cops shooting people in here but I guess not.

>>729311624
>his resisting of arrest
He was backing away with his hands up, and they dogpiled him and choked him to death. They should not have been trying to arrest him to begin with. An arrest for loose cigs? wtf
Do you think the cop who attempted the arrest knew about his sheet? Does his history justify an arrest for such a piddly crime? Does it justfiy his death?
When you grudgingly admitted that killing an unarmed man was a "mild" brutality/fuck-up, I thought you were a little reasonable, but damn man.
Also, fuck the 2MB limit! All my police brutality webms are too big to post now.

>>729312176

Yea, you know what? Where's all the cop shooting gifs and webm's?

>>729302578
Not accounting for population. Then it looks pretty bad for minorites. Who are also pulled over more often for bullshit. If you don't account for them being harassed more then it's dead even, but either way you have to acknowledge the racism. Getting pulled over for going 5 under at night and then shot is bullshit. It's called driving while black

>>729312097
the whole talking point is that blacks are targeted by cops at higher "rates" than whites, despite the fact that most of them (both whites and blacks) deserve it, and far more whites overall are still the victims of police brutality.

>>729311462
they were all tried by "a jury of their peers" and got off.
no charges.
not even a fucking ticket for littering.

>>729303454
Actual cop here for a decent sized Midwest city.

Had a guy hold two large kitchen knives up as if he was going to stab me and my partner a couple weeks ago. We would've been totally justified to ventilate the shit out of this guy, but the Taser worked. Mind you, prior to transitioning to my Taser, I was pointing my gun at his chest and starting to take the slack out of the trigger. Figured I'd try to end it without shooting first. So, he survived his suicide by cop attempt but he also gave me an opportunity to not shoot him.

Your milage may vary

>>729312308

blacks are only targeted more because of racism tho amirite

can't possibly be because they commit more of the types of crimes that attract police attention in public

>>729301936
You can tell you're a nigger just by reading your comment. Learn how to speak English, porch monkey.

>>729301843
try to sneak into the white house

>>729312297
I do agree that there are examples of true racism in policing, but sometimes it's as simple as this:
If you're a cop, you often patrol high-crime, impoverished areas, which often have a high minority population.

>>729312270
he was a very large man raising his voice waving his arms yelling that he dindu nuffin while they calmly tried to arrest him, then slapping at their arms and saying "don't touch me" as they, again, tried to calmly arrest him. it was only at that point that they dogpiled on him.

by the way he didn't die from the chokehold. he died of a heart attack in the ambulance afterward due to his incredibly poor health.

a grand jury of over 20 people including 9 black people all found the chokehold officer not responsible.

>>729312410
Sounds like you're one of the good ones. Thanks Occifer.

>>729312270
>Do you think the cop who attempted the arrest knew about his sheet?
Yes.

>Does his history justify an arrest for such a piddly crime?
Your opinion of the law is irrelevant. You get arrested when you break the law. That's how it works.

>Does it justfiy his death?
That would imply that they meant to kill him, which they didn't.

Again the bottom line here is that had he not been belligerent and attempted to resist arrest, he would have been alive today. Or, well, maybe he would have suffered a heart attack somewhat later on in the comfort of his own home. Who knows.

>>729303880
How retarded are you? Did you not notice the multiple maple leafs? Obviously Canada you faggot

>>729312712
"The medical examiner concluded that Garner was killed by "compression of neck (choke hold), compression of chest and prone positioning during physical restraint by police." No damage to Garner's windpipe or neck bones was found. The medical examiner ruled Garner's death a homicide."
Even so, I respect the ruling of the grand jury. But it doesn't change my opinion that the cop had no business trying to arrest someone for
"suspicion of selling loose cigarettes". I might have resisted, myself.
Oh, by the way....NYC paid the Garner family $6 million. That's an admission of responsibility, in my book.

>>729312493
it's a whole string of problems. they commit a higher percentage of crimes by race because a higher percentage of them belong to a lower socioeconomic class.

they belong to a lower socioeconomic class because they glorify rappers, ballers, promiscuity and fatherlessness instead of education, hard work and family.

but how do you improve their standing when white culture doesn't allow for positive black role models, not necessarily because of racism but because white people simply don't relate to black characters in their media? and even when you do portray successful, educated black people in white media, blacks are so far gone anymore that they shit on it as "he white dat nigga aint us"

>>729312950
>You get arrested when you break the law.
Not necessarily. A ticket or summons can be issued. Or a warning.

>>729313455

people relate more to their own race. it's not a white problem or a black problem, it's a human problem

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>>729302578
>More whites are killed by US police than any other race.

>>729313448
>NYC paid the Garner family $6 million. That's an admission of responsibility, in my book.

a civil settlement isn't necessarily an admission of wrongdoing. it's more of a quick and easy "everybody wins" deal where nobody gets dragged through potentially several years of legal battles, regardless of how guilty or innocent they may have been.

it's a lot easier for the NYPD to settle out of court for a few million than to spend exponentially more in a years long legal battles every time some family of a victim sues.

>>729313577
true, but this nigga was literally on probation for this same crime, breaking the terms of his probation doing the exact same thing he was on probation for in the first place.

>>729301843
Is there a link to that video?

>>729314095
He's right when you consider whites are 60-70% of the population.
So in total numbers whites are killed more, but since blacks are 11% and mexicans around 15% of the total U.S. population.
You should get it by now.

>>729314170
Almost all settlement agreements explicitly state that the settlement is not an admission of wrongdoing.

>>729314487

Can't find a video. Just the images that are posted in the thread.

>>729310907
Cops are trained in the use of firearms.

>>729302299
toy gun works just as well. $3

>>729312950
Not all the time. You can get arrested because you are suspected of a crime, and can convince a judge to grant an arrest warrant. You can be detained for a multitude of reasons other then committing a crime.

You're retarded.

>>729312950
Also arrest does not automatically equate guilt.

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its easier if your a black guy

>>729302903
i would have unloaded u=one to the head just to be sure

>>729316131
>if you break the law you get arrested
>NO SEE BECAUSE YOU CAN ALSO GET ARRESTED IF YOU DO THIS OTHER STUFF TOO

point not invalidated, you fucking mouth breather.

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All you have to do is find a cop, run full speed toward him, screaming "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!" at the top of your lungs.
Right before you get to him, put your hand behind your back and grab a pack of Twizzlers.
You'll get shot and the cop will be in deep shit for killing a dude using Twizzlers as a weapon.

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>>729305122
>When a cop shoots, it's to eliminate, not pacify
What retard taught you this?

When a cop shoots, it's to eliminate a threat. That doesn't mean fucking eliminate in general.

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>>729315276

All the gangsters who think it's good or even possible to fight the police create that number and everyone knows it. Ironically anti-police rhetoric just results in more dead brown people by fueling what, from a technical "military" standpoint, is a complete fantasy. It also fuels the lack of civility that provokes police and creates these "maybe he's armed, maybe he's not" situations in the first place.

Meanwhile politically since it's so unpopular if it were unnecessary they would just actually stop "targeting non-whites" to win favor and funding. It's apparent to anyone who looks beyond "POLICE MAKE ME FEEL BULLIED RRRR" that they can't perform their duties any differently than they do without doing something illegal. That's why the right accuses you of wanting them to just give colored criminals a free pass to crime because that's exactly what you're ultimately asking them to do. It would be the only way they actually know to accomplish what you want and it's not even legal for them to do it.

I would say the one problem with police culture is the ass-covering that crops up when something does happen, they'll shelter someone who made a mistake and remain on their side. I think they have to or else police duties would become too hard to perform, there would be too much fear involved if individual police officers believed they could end up in jail forever for a single case of fearful misapprehension. Meanwhile the jokes about "dying two days before retirement" are still floating around their culture everywhere, they fear death just as much as everyone else.

You ever consider that maybe being a police officer with a gun in a country where everyone can have guns is like...just actually scary? I wouldn't and do it and if you libs have your way with the rules neither will anyone else and that could turn into a huge problem.

>>729301843
always the fucking leaf

>>729313577
In terms of minor offenses (ordinance violations, traffic violations, etc) that's usually what the result is. But the US Supreme Court has ruled that any violation, even minor ones, are subject to a custodial arrest

>>729301936
Nigger detected.

>>729302388
This.
/Thread

>>729308440
Agreed

Be a real hero and take a cop with you

>>729312391
I love 'merica. So long as you're not black you won't get arrested for doing the same drugs, and if you are you won't get as harsh of a sentence. In fact you can usually plead it down to littering. Since I'm a white Jew that's extra true. Well half white, but pale enough.

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Just create a "convincing case", this varies by where you are and what you look like. A black man can dress like a local gang and prowl for a confrontation whereas a white man would dress as antifa and directly attack police property. Make yourself out to be an unreasoning pawn for some cause, the more effective of a "story" your appearance and actions tell the quicker they will be to action because they will believe that they understand what they're seeing.

If I wanted to suicide I would blow up something though, probably Berkeley humanities department. Maybe I could get lucky with all the Huffpo writers in the same spot?

>>729304482
Say that the next time Tyrone breaks into your house you little faggot

>>729304483
>loser
>mad because officer is admired while your obese ass is invisible
Honestly, you should kill yourself aswell

>>729319733
>>729319733
then tyrone gets gets a twelve gauge to the fucking face

>>729319446
Edgy. This is what moderate Trump supporters are like?

>>729304162
if she missed she shouldnt be a cop, right?

>>729301843
Being a black person increase your chances on a 400%.

>>729318939

only in places where there's actually a lot of blacks

where there's not, they fuck whites just as hard

i got felony possession for residue on a bag, then later had cops fabricate testimony to violate my probation, and wound up serving a year, because there's virtually no burden of proof at a VOP hearing (no jury trial possible)

white, middle class, private attorney.. didn't matter

>>729305020
GO BACK TO 9fag you fucking cunt

>>729320465
That wouldn't be a factor if they weren't known to chimp out so often. Better safe than sorry.

>>729309200
https://youtu.be/hiQoyr5vEXU

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>>729321418
ya no thats not police brutality ...