YLYL. God tier.

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>>729299376

>>729299632
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>729299376
What.
The.
Fuck.
Is.
That.
Shit.

>>729299877
The girl he's with is only 5, as shown by the rings on her leg.

>>729299632
>>729299735
well there goes the thread

sage

>>729299877
a pedophilia joke, the cop was counting her rings

>>729299877
>not knowing about tree rings

Seriously, though. That was actually a clever joke and it is rewarded with autism and bananas. /b/ is officially dead.

>>729299376
ohhhhhhhhh i get it
kek

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>>729300037

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>>729299877
pizzagate

>>729299898
has science gone too far?

>>729299376
This is lame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wev113zavAk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWsY-1ejbCw

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>>729299632
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>729300745
kek

>>729299632
i'm so tired of this shit, it's been two and a half fucking years, GET A NEW CAUSE

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i had to read this shit for school

>>729301901
no you didn't, get a fucking job you piece of trash

>be me several years ago
>live in parent's house still
>played a lot of war/battle games around that time
>one in particular, you'd hear the phrase "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" A lot
>having a cheeky little fapperoo one night
>Mother walks in to ask me some shit that I to this day don't even know what she wanted
>She doesn't knock, just comes in
>She's not the only one cumming, unfortunately
>Mind blanks, blind panic
>Yell the first thing that came to mind
>"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
>Mom gasps, covers mouth
>Don't go downstairs until the next day
>Try to go down early to avoid parents entirely
>Father is up getting breakfast and getting ready for work
>He looks at me
>"Hey general, how did that ordinance strike last night go? hope it wasn't a premature detonation"
>They still call me general

>>729302154
damn good call
>>729300000

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>>729299376

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>>729301901
>little niglet wasn't even five minutes old and was already committing a crime

>>729299632
Lost

>>729302127
That's like best case outcome bro

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>>729303747

>>729303834

Oh god

>>729304041
Lost

https://discord.gg/JyFr6pX

>>729299632
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
>I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>729299632

>>729303404
gnfn dfxg

>>729303404
did studies also reveal how much of an ass you are?

>>729304543
no

>>729302127
>dad spent all night thinking of that joke after your mom told him what happened

>>729303404
Goddammit

An hero deserves a villain

>>729303934
Not when they explain the nickname to people.

>>729304659
>You boner you lose
FUCK

>>729305015
Lost

>>729300052
i dont

>>729303846
lost so hard

>>729300037
newfag

>>729303404
kek

>>729299735
This is more cancerous than the god damn banana

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>>729300037

>>729304300
An adult in any of those countries would still get arrested if they get caught having sex with someone that age. They're just legally able to have sex with people their own age.

>>729305404
Fag

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>>729304404
That's some oldschool shit right there.

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>>729305860
>Implying an adult in Pakistan or most of Mexico would get arrested for having with someone of that age.

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>>729305884
Aaaaaarg the cringe...

>>729303404
ban this cancer

>>729304404
>Your palms get sweaty
>Arms spaghetti

>>729304404
Lost

This will kill you I promise:
https://vimeo.com/210862415

>>729300037
And your post added so much to the thread didnt it

>>729299735

I wonder if this guy has just this one copypasta saved, or a 1 TB folder. Either way, absolutely pathetic.

>>729305797
honest to god interested in the upper left. Source?

>>729304878
>the screen is backwards

>729305404
sick

>>729303846
lost

This is the best:
https://vimeo.com/210862415

>>729305404
ffs

>>729305333
>that file name

>>729303404

>>729306533
Lost

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>>729300745

>>729306052
Having what?
Having dinner?
A platonic snuggle?
Piles of cocaine?

>>729306224
Almost lost when the voice popped up but it was shit dude. Wasted my life.

You maggots need to do better.

>>729306224
>>729306482
Fuck off you autistic faggot, nobody wants to watch your shitty unfunny video

>>729305404
WONDERFUL

>>729302127
Your dad is a fucking hero be thankfull mine just did drugs and ignored me.

>>729304300
>in order of decreasing desirability

>>729306709
>>729306814
Lost

>>729304908
is this dwight from the office?

>>729305547
>No hoverhands
10/10 amazing shops
Not even cringe

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ATTENTION ALL BANANAFAGS!!! The long-awaited 2017 Banana Catalog is finally here! Download 2,645 pictures of that rib-crushingly hilarious banana as well as all the copypasta you can handle, all conveniently in one zip file: http://www.mediafire.com/file/8b9ahkfm8705js5/2017_Banana_Catalog.zip

Get your copy today! Together we can make YLYL a better place. And as always, thanks for joining us tonight!!!

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https://youtu.be/F0cPsmAXx8s

>>729307034
WHAT UP CUCK BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>729305547
>No hoverhands
At least these are well-done.

>>729304563
He looks really unhappy with that job

>>729303404
shit nigga

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https://youtu.be/Hdbnqj3gDVM

>>729303404
kek

>>729303404
I don't trust the invulnerability cat.

>>729307366
I like how everyone just forgets about the original topic and focuses on one weird detail from that point forward.

Someone should do a proper crop, color corrected and simulate image loss on these kids with anime chicks

>>729306323
https://e-hentai.org/g/967766/852a9c1d56/ is the overview and
https://e-hentai.org/s/6a12ac3009/967766-1 shows hem one at a time.

>>729307528
shadbase?

>>729306224
Man wtf is this gay shit

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>>729307402

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>>729307528
i remember that one

>>729306814
every time

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>>729307593
WAHEY

Thanks a lot anon.

Have some Ukraine.

>>729303404
I don't fucking know why anyone uses this trash board.

>>729307893
Lost

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>>729303404

>>729303404
I lol'ed

>>729307332
HOW U FEEL BOUT DIS WITE BOI

>>729307550
This is 4chan after all

>>729299376
I think this is pretty clever.

>>729307890
I don't know why this pic made me lose so hard!

>>729304935
>bojangles

fukin lost

>>729307664
kek

>>729307664
holy fuck you

>>729305404
ahadgdsgadsfdf1

>>729303404
>:V

https://discord.gg/48eZH
https://discord.gg/48eZH
https://discord.gg/48eZH
Do whatever on it I don't give a fuck

>>729303404
Lol good one dood

>>729308432
kek

>>729308336
All that effort and Felix probably just shrugged when he saw it.

>>729303404
hur hur

>>729303404
kuk

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>>729307890
Any time friend.

>>729308694

Is this the new banana? OF course not you fucking faggot, you will never be as good as that retarded banana.

>>729302127
Im on my phone right now somebody please screenshot this.

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>>729308826

>>729308741
>when a /b/tard leaves his containment board in search of enlightment

>>729304638
Yeah but that guy has had how long to write the greentext, and it's still unfunny as fuck.

>>729309092

That's clearly the banana winnning all those great electors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFhTdkuwa6Q

>>729303404
jfijehfueekjie

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>>729309181
>unisex

>>729308336
lost

>>729304846
More like it.

>>729307332
Jokes aside, this is actually pretty cute.
Though most of you probably couldn't even get a downsie girl to take to prom if you tried to.

>>729308432
;(

>>729309316
You're not wrong. The sexual market is fucked.

>>729308432
LOL

>>729305404
anal

you know i had to do it too em'

>>729309485
autismo detected

>be sitting on the bus, window seat
>my stop comes
>I say excuse me to the girl next to me to get up
>she gets up to let me through
>eyes meet
>10/10
>I go blank
>just about to say thanks
>my brain decides to say cheers instead
>I blurp out "chanks!"

The confusion in her eyes /b/, got the hell outa there

>

>>729308432
Lost.

>>729307632
God I hate that bonobo monkey!

>>729309541
T. Someone who's a chad or never been to a Liberal part of the west.

>>729307664
LOL

>>729303846
You monster!!

Sonico is beautiful!

>>729301718
Fucking shit I just came back for the first time in a year. I thought we'd be past this fucking banana by now

>>729303404
ok

>>729309744
You're just a beta bitch that can't even get a decent looking chick is all, if someone has to lower their standard to a baked potato then that's pretty sad dude.

>>729307267
Please go, asshat

>>729308196
give or take a couple hundred pounds.

>>729305001
Didn't expect to see Plague's art here

>>729303885
Tbh the woman isn't abused and the kids aren't dressed like niglets so I think its ok.

>>729308707
Is this satire?

Or a total assmunch?

>>729305601
>chav
>not gopnik

Ffs

>>729310516
Take the red pill, anon. Then you will understand.

>>729310462
>Tbh the woman isn't abused
You don't know that.

>>729304659
> It 2017

>>729299735
This.

>>729310063
This isn't true cuck boy. i've gotten a decent looking GF outside of Commiefornia. But high population liberal areas are fucked and yeah you do have to lower your standards MASSIVELY if you can even get a GF in a hellhole like this at all if you're average/below average.

>>729307664
fuck off

>>729303404
k

>>72930340
fuck

>>729307664
kek

>>729305989
I've fucked an apple. One of my best faps

>>729307528
what pic he talking bout? sound familiar... who got plox?

>>729305404
FUCK

>>729308432
OH SHIT NIGGER

>>729311310
Shadman was gonna draw it but then pussied out. Made me lose respect for him honestly.

>>729305797
this is meme material

>>729304908
Kek this is the fucking autist who said that antifa is superior and that all Trump supporters should be afraid cuz he's gonna find them and kill them

>>729307664
Fuck

>>729303404
jew

>>729303404
Really? How is this still a thing? It was brought about as a summer fag thing like 2 years ago.

>>729307764
Kek

>>729303404
.

>>729305111
Checked

>>729305860

In canada, an 80 year old can bang a 16 year old. I'd assume the same holds true for russia

>>729308336
Fucking KEK

>>729300745
Don't bring God into this.
REEEEEEEE
/Thread

>>729306309
And your sarcasm did too didn't it.

>>729306814
Fuck. Lost.

>>729303687
That is sad :(

>>729305404
nigger

>>729303404
K

>>729303404
noooo

>>729312516
Yeah, 16 is a legit age of consent. But I think countries lower than that create a cut-off.

>>729300169
now just fucking imagine scrolling across something like this.... under the curtain of a free world. they dance in the dark while you twerk to your popular culture.

>>729307664
Kek. Literally the only one of these i've ever replied to. Well played.

>>729305949
>2013
>old
Get out now.

>>729308077
This is completely race unrelated. Not even race related I'm happy for them.

>>729303404
Fuck this dude.

>>729312968
Surprised it took this long for someone to call him out. Just goes to show how new everyone on /b/ is now.

>>729308196
I just wanna give up.