Quick! Prove you are a REAL American.

>>729291604
That's like asking to prove someone is a fucking shitty fag homo cunt ho dog raping ching chong nigga. No one wants to be one you degenarate.

>>729291604
>i weigh 140 kg
>i have hamburger sandwiches at least 4 times per week
>im on the pogey but i hate liberals
> i broke my leg and it cost me 1.000.000 $

>>729291604
MAGA

Grew up poor.
Got handouts all my life.
Graduate University.
Make 80k/yr

>>729291780
Citation needed

>>729291604
freedom burghar, guns and god.

I appreciate a constitution that can change based on the will of the people.

>>729291946
See based on this I can tell you're not American. Read a book.

>>729291604
I voted trump

>>729291604
I went to McDonald's today

>>729291604
new englanders say "wicked"
new yorkers say "mad"
californians say "hella"

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i passed by 17 mcdonalds on the way to work everyday

>>729291604
I use weapons to protect myself and my family

>>729291604
i dont believe in patriotism and loyalty is for suckers

>>729291604
I enter the room to rick derringer any time there's anyone else around

>>729291604
I voted for Trump

>>729292332
>implying Murcans read books

Low quality bait.

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USA

>>729291604
I like bombing countries and then crying later when we get attacked later on because we destabilized their countries

>>729291780
every non-american in the western world wishes they were american

>>729292697
>I use weapons because I'm shit-scared literally all the time
ftfy

Obama fucked my ass.

I like bombing countries that never attacked us.

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>>729293113
>another Murcan displays his grasp of geopolitics

>>729291604
>you are a REAL American.
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN

>>729293002
I have to give you so.e credit if you're baiting, I really can't tell, but I do need a citation.

>>729291604
Fuck you, you goddamn commie!

>>729293292
Look up the word "hyperbole"

>>729293242
We attack ones that may harm us or humanity as a whole. You're wrong.

>>729293853

You could just make the claim that anyone "may harm you" and invade them.

>>729291604
I didn't vote for the urine-fetishist candidate.

>>729293945
Let me rephrase for the stupid people. Countries that are fundamentally against us or humanity.

>>729294100
Because you fell for a false narrative?

Pro Trump anti-Russia fag here.

I'm Irish

>>729294116

So all 7+ countries the US are currently bombing?

>>729293853
>not bombing the fuck out of Russia

You attack pussy Third World countries who can't defend themselves. And still can't beat them.

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I have over 2 thousand images of bald eagles saved.

I sit at home and bitch about our shitty government

>>729294240
Use your reasoning skills if you have any.

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>>729291604
IM SUPER FAT AND HAVE AN IQ OF 57, SO LOW THAT I HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING TO BREATHE

ALSO LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER! NUKE THE WORLD! USA USA USA USA

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>>729291604
you can fuck me over as long as you protect me from the scary immigrants and i can keep my god and guns.

>>729294337
There's a difference between haven't a couldn't. And we don't want to start a nuclear war because that would be a crime against humanity. In that case we use diplomacy as often as possible.

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>>729291604
But I ain't

I am the real Dan Feeney

I'm fat. That's about it though. If it weren't for my weight I would belong ina truly advanced society like Japan or Korea. I plan to move there soon. I can't stand living in such an uncultured nation

>>729294492
Make a case without using emotional reasoning.

>>729294667
Explain

>>729292332
Wow, what tipped you off? Moron....

>>729291604
I voted for Dwayne Johnson for president. Make America Rock Again!

>>729294195
No, I never believed he knew more about government than actual politicians or was interested in the needs of others.

>>729294667
We'll keep in touch from the moon.

it's 70 degrees out and I'm sitting inside eating burger king for the second time today.

>>729291604
I have a loaded gun that sleeps next to me in my b ed.

>>729294803
Follow the thread buddy

>>729291604
I'm eating a medium-rare steak and drinking a beer right now.

>>729294844
Sigh. I hate arguing with emotional reasoners cya

I voted for Trump because I know he will make America a better place for everybody.

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>>729294679

>>729294346
I believe you. Only Americans can even approach this level of autism.

>>729293711
Look up the word 'intelligence', cause you're lacking it.

>>729294935
Fuck off faggot.

>>729291604
No american should be proud after this election its alarming

>>729291604
27 years old. Was a Bernie supporter. Still not registered to vote.

>>729295184
Very intelligent response

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Yes

>>729295183
Wow, very well said. You got me.

>>729295063
Well thought out response. You've converted me.

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>>729291604
>Quick! Prove you are a REAL American

I go to other countries and start fights

I break my bank account for every doctor visit

I live 270ft from a Dairy Queen, and I dip.

>>729295942
why are American eagles always so angry?

>>729296029
Wouldnt you be angry too if america claimed you as a mascot?

>>729296029
Cuz they are tired of being the symbol of a country that is and has gone to shit.

Voted Trump

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>>729291604

>>729291604
I'm against trump politically but I'm not doing anything to stop his reign except vote when I'm told to
oh and I'm not super worried about if he starts deportation or concentration camps cause I'm white?

but honestly i think everyone's freaking out over business as usual

Even a fucking mexican can send a eagle pic

>>729292092
Sounds good to me...

>>729292646
Sounds good to me

Im fat and stupid.

>>729296858
And for even cheaper than an American worker!

hurp durp cheeseburgers

>>729291604
TOMM BRRADYY

HAMBUERGUER
FREEDMON
GFUN
WHITF MASTF RAVE

your mascot is a dumbfuck bird that only flies around attacking shit. makes perfect sense

Miles
Gallons
Fahrenheit

>>729291604
I'm fat, religious and retarded

>>729291604
>I speak less then one language

>>729291604

I am not a burger but should burgers even care? Its the biggest super power there has ever been.

>>729298466
how can you speak less than one language. your retarded

>>729298627

because burgers, burger

>>729298627
---------[joke]----------->
you

>>729298627
also... you're*
congratulations, you've just proved that you are 'murican

>>729291604
I hate niggers and liberals.

I love beer, pussy and the flag.

USA USA USA

fucking burgers,

>>729291604
Prove I'm an American? I raped this 11 year old girl every night I feel horny. She won't say anything because I'll kill her and her whole family. I voted for Trump because he made CP legal. That's enough proof.