Choose wisely. Choose wisely.

1,000 rats as my savior.
There will be countless casualties, but there truly is a psychological advantage with that many.

Not to mention that I think the creator severely underestimates rats to give them that number.

I choose the man. Nothing is more powerful than a human brain.

If the animal fights with intent, rats always win.

If the animal is 'just an animal' then why would you pick anything other than man. Because 1000 rats will go and live out their rat lives in the forest, as will the other animals. rather than... u know .. fighting.

50 birbs because all the rest are land animals. So killing them would be difficult, and the birbs would probably just gauge everyone's eye's out.

>>729287675
>I choose the man. Nothing is more powerful than a human brain.

A thousand rats would swarm him and eat his brain.

>>729287234
I pick 50 birdos, they can lift me up and fly me to safety.

Who ever chooses 7 ox is retarded.

I choose 7 oxes

This is stupid. A 1000 rats won't be able to protect you from the all of the other options but none of the other options would be able to stop a 1000 rats from getting to you.

What kind of gun does the man have anyways or is it the player's choice?

>>729287234
Gotta go with the falcons here. Those things are like fucking sentient bullets.

>>729287234
oh shit

>>729288922
Retard

>>729288922
>I choose 7 oxes

That's "oxen", retard.

>>729287234
in which scenario? do i have time to prepare? are the animals teaming up or do they behave naturally?

Too many questions, not enough answers.

>>729290322
is the fruit red?

None of these is a winning answer.

You pick something big and strong the rats will just swarm past them and eat you to death faster than they can be killed

You pick the rats and the big strong things will just charge and maim you to death faster than the rats can stop them.

Might as well go for the birds and hope 50 of them is enough to lift you and fly the fuck out of there.

How bout all the animals want to kill you and if u choose the man, then u can choose his gun (cant be military grade). Your partner is willing to die for you as well.

>>729290636
1000 rats aren't going to do shit you fucking moron

have you even ever met a rat?

>>729290636
Rats cannot kill birds that can fly. All these big animals can get their eyes pecked the fuck out and effectively be killed.

Birds for the win.

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A guy with a rifle can kill all of these from distance. It's pretty obvious if you ask me.

>>729291343
Does he have the ammo for all of them, or the time?

Easy
Three bears so I can dye my hair blonde and deem myself
Goldilocks: King Faggot of all /b/tards

>>729290985
Someone has never read the rat king TMNT comics

>>729288697
Why? You think they just stand around and moo? You underestimate how strong and tough they are. They can be pretty mean tempered.

>>729287234
y'all are all retarded huh? the best choices are: the 9x alligators/15x wolves

you fucking morons, read up a little next time

>>729291793
Most real answer here

One man not even close

>>729287234
1,000 rats. I'll make 200 of them breed nonstop and then continue to make hordes of rats. i can make the red army, but rats.

>>729291734
Well, I presume he has unlimited ammo. And he can take a high ground to see when they are coming so he can kill them from distance.

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How about this??

>>729291978
Or Willard

>>729292185
Wick and Borne

>>729288558
Man would shoot before rats reach him

>>729287234
This girl is too young to sign up to a dating site? http://www.swingeer.com

>>729292096
Depends on the man and the gun

Navy seal with unlimited ammo=yes
Redneck with a cooler of beer and a double barrel 12 gauge=no

>>729288096
for some reason this made me laugh wa too much
>somehow some crazy billionaire sets this up
>invites a bunch of rich people to watch the fight to the death
>a man is chosen to compete
>chooses the protection of the other man
>3 2 1 GO!
>numerous cages open, small and large
>animals scatter in all directions, go on to live normal animal lives

>>729292185
Autist and Keanu

I'd take one hippo over any of these.
Hippopotamus don't fuck around.

>>729292621
>autist

More specific?

>>729287234
15 wolfes for sure. A huge pack of wolfes scare away 3 lions or 3 bears anytime...

>>729287234
Here's the fucking facts, fagits.

If you ask a question like this, you gotta at least state an environment.
For instance, if you pick a quite watery environment, of course you would have a hard time dealing with gorillaz, if that was your pick.
In a water scenario, I'd go for x9 alligators, and watch them snap lions neck while they slipper and crawl into the muds, get rid of falcons simply descending into water, of course the bear would not be problems, and the hunter, which is the most dangerous foe but always outnumbered would be gone quickly too.

So, if you don't state a specific environment, these picks are always good and the battle simulation could or would be decided by an unspecifiable number of sub-categories.

Climate? How dont you pick a pack of wolves to protect your ass if you're wandering around a boreal forest?

Rats are simply too many, tho, and would slice and dice opponents in most cases. I would say 300 rats would be even given the other chances.

So, basically, you're all kiddies, fagits, or bullshit tacticians.

The guy who picked the oxen pack is particulary retarded, I agree with the guys above.

>>729292385
1000 bullets? from what distance?

>>729292730
Lmao, Ben Affleck

>no nigger/gorilla comments

What happened to /b/?

>>729292961
Ahh. I thought cruise so I'm glad you clarified.

>>729291343
dat rare pepe

>>729293012
Harambe

>>729293094
Dicks out faggots

>>729292730
looks like you have not seen the movie

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>>729293161

>>729293161
The Accountant my nig nog

>>729292385
Have you ever dealt with just one angry rat? Trust me, they are lethal, will go for eyes and the throat and they're not shy with their bites.

Just one is aggressive enough to fuck you up, 1000 and you will be dead.

I own rats, they are quick, they can jump about 6ft and they are silent as fuck.

Trust me 1000 rats, you'd be a goner.

Depends how long this game took place, every 6 weeks rats can give birth with up to 20 young which mature within 2 months.

>>729293280
Only thing the rats can't best is the crocodiles
There are nine saltwater crocodiles
The motherfuckers are fast and vicious

>>729290985
>have you even ever met a rat?
something about that sentence is really funny

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>>729293264

>>729292391
Ahahahaha fucking bots

>>729293454

I agree, crocs are pretty aggressive.
Depends on the limitations of the chase though. If the rats sacrificed themselves and kept the crocs busy, they are pretty nimble, a well up human could get an elastic band round those jaws.

Crocs flaw being that they have the shitty mouth opening muscles, then it's just simply a case of avoiding them. Then just wait for them to die.

How far can salt water crocs travel from water?

>>729287234
You're fucked no matter which option you choose.

picking the numbers advantage still leaves you relatively defenceless against 2 silver back gorillas charging at you.

Taking the big defenders leaves you outnumbered by big attackers anyway.

Not to mention the armed man taking shots from afar, he'd surely bring either you down, or your already limited defenders.

Smartest option I think, is to take the bulls and ride one away whilst the others serve as meat shields.

Given proper material and prep time, I'd take the big birds and fashion wires for them to carry me away.

>>729293161
Well you have to be more specific in the future because Keanu is pretty autistic and I'm not saying for any particular role, just in general

I'm feeling confident with 2 gorillas.

>>729287494
Actually it might be 2000 rats

>>729294101
That last line.
My sides are in orbit, I can just imagine it now.

>>729292265
Spot on dude.

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How big of wolves are we talking. Because that could be a factor

>>729293280
Master splinter pls

Have you ever seen a silverback gorilla or a grizzly?

10,000 rats aren't gonna slow them down if they come at you enraged. Taking the rats is fucking dumb, be realistic.

>>729294471
Goddamn it's a fucking dire wolf!

>>729290985
A thousand is fucking lot, even 100 is a lot of fucking rats. Pretty sure a swarm of like 15 rats could take down a man, imagine a fucking thousand.

>>729292185
if you pick james bond here you're a retard

in this sitatuion all the other guys have good aim, which will be his downfall as he goes into every fight assuming all the enemy shooters are stevie wonder and can't hit a barn door

>>729294628
>15 rats
>take down a man

Dude you could stomp like 8-10 before they got to you then you'd only have about 5 left to get rid of...

>>729292131
Ah yes, he'll just snipe a thousand rats.

>>729294796
Now I'm imagining Stevie wonder rocking his head back and forth with the stupid smile and an AK firing

>>729287234
Bears:
>powerful as gorilla
>rideable as ox
>nose of doggos
>claws of lion
>numbers to put up a good fight
>unlimited supply of honey

>>729294628
>15 rats could take down a man

Maybe a man in a coma, or a man with no arms or legs.

>>729295050
>riding a bear into battle

Is this Breath of the Wild now?

>>729294579

I'm going to admit they'd be a challenge, but 1000 is a lot of rats. Even if you use them defensively for a lot of the battles they'll inflict a lot of damage.

My rats here are 2ft long each and weigh a good 1kg. If they were all like that, I think even a silverback would have trouble with 50 of them.

They're small, agile and can overwhelm a lot of predators. Though I admit, the bigger predators might be a problem

>>729294812
I'm talking out my ass, I recently replayed Dishonored.

You all are underestimating the power of rattos.

>>729294812
while you are busy fending off stamping at about 5 of them while flailing like the mad faggot you are, the other 10 are crawling up your shit ready to hack away at your arteries. those little fuckers are tough. they dont give up easily.
imagine a fucking thousand. A THOUSAND. you're fucked bro. the only animals that could manage a thousand rats is... fucking nothing. even an elephant would eventually give in through utter exhaustion. they would just crawl into its eyes and ears and eat away until it dies.

>>729292185
The Autist.
Never underestimate the power of autism.

>>729295050
won't outrun the wolves in the long distance and won't outrun the lions in the short distance. The bulls are the superior fleeing mounts due to numbers and stamina.

>>729295424
I fucking bird could kill them all given enough time. 50 could do the job easily.

>>729295137
You have clearly never cornered an angry rat.
Even experienced rat catchers know that they'll take out an eye or go for the throat. Sure whilst one might not be a problem.

50 or even 100 and you'd simply overwhelm most opponents. Death by a thousand cuts.
Literally

>>729295506
Have you ever seen wolves take down a buffalo? They do it pretty easily and buffalo have more stamina than a bull I would say.

>>729295506
>fleeing
>not dying a glorious death in battle

>>729287234
15 Wolves could fuck up quite a bit. And the human looks to have only a shotgun, not much in the face of 3 Grizzly. I take the wolves.

the problem is stopping power essentially. on 1 on 1 battle, the rats win all day long. none of the other options could ever win against a thousand big fucking rats.

when trying to defend a person, the rats would be useless, unless maybe the falcons for some time, if the guy needing to be defended lies on the ground face down. all the other things fuck the shit outta you in an instant, especially the hunter that can essentially snipe you from hundreds of yards away.

>>729295549

Bird swoops down to take one rat, 10 rats launch 6 feet into the bird, bite it's wings. Bird crashes into ground, 5 rats go for the throat.

One bird down, 49 to go. Maybe one or two rats lost during each bird.

>>729295549
Although I admit that the birds are probably your only counter for the rats, that's about 20 rats per bird, it'd not only take too long to kill them all before they reach you, but you'd still have to deal with the rest of the animals.

>>729295549
>retard spotted

eagle has infinite stamina or what? idiot.

>>729295725
Qapla

go back in cage and wait for the other animals to leave
kill whatever is left with the other dude

>>729290985
>Have you ever even met a rat?
Jesus christ anon
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Yes he told me his name was bob and he worked as a plumber

>>729292635
This guy knows what's up. Hippo power.

>>729291330
Its not a death fight. They are trying to protect you and in the 4 seconds it takes a Lion to close in and kill you the birds are not going to be able to take it down.

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>>729295301
If each rat were a 1kg, you'd need about a hundred to feasibly slow down a single charging bull, that's 700 already preoccupied

Now you've got 300 left to deal with 15 wolves, 3 bears, 2 silverbacks, 9 alligators, 3 lions and a maniac with a rifle whilst you desperately swat away raging falcons.

2 silverback gorrilas.

Very intelligent, VERY VERY STRONG.

Almost a tonne of pure muscles

They rip shit apart QUICK.

Chimpanzees can rip peoples arms off, think about how much shit a huge gorilla can do

Also let me take my katana. My death will be fucking LEGEND.

Glorious

>>729296216
>katana

What about your fedora and vape?

>>729296345
Kek

>>729296198

Kek just imagining swatting away falcons.

Let's face it, it's simply a matter of time whichever group you pick. There's simply too many opponents.

The only thing you can hope for is a destruction derby.

>>729296198
What, you're being retarded, there not going to slow it down with their weight, they're going to bite away at its muscles, cut its eyes and throat, they're not just going to cling to it and do nothing. 700 rays wouldn't even fit, there's not enough space, not that they'd need that many. 50-100 can kill anything, 1000 is just an stupid overpowered amount.

the question is dumb.

none of the options provided have near enough power to be able to defend themselves from all the other options comined, let alone defend a person.

essentially, OP is a faggot

>>729296548
Isn't that implied?

>>729291330

"Rats cannot kill birds that can fly"

I present you proof that you're wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suqVVums-sU&ab_channel=JohnFreund

>>729287234
3 wolves can take down 10 lion's, lions are kind of little bitches
3 more on the bears, two for the oxen, one for man, three for Crocs, last two on the gorillas
Falcons won't approach, rats will be taken out en route to other animals

>>729295651
I encountered an angry rat, and stomped the fuck out of it. How the hell does a rat go for the throat? They mostly run from humans you fucko

>>729296524
dude, I'm not even convinced that 100 rats could slow me down if I'm charging over them.

Bulls weigh 1000kg and run at human speeds, I don't see rats getting the opportunity to cling on when the bull is at full tilt

>>729295786
I would command the rats to swarm all over me like body armor while I sent wave after wave of them at the enemy.

I'm also really fucking drunk right now

>>729296969
first off, nice double-69's

second, while i support your notion of rats being able to fuck the shit out of birds, i think posting a faggot ass pidgeon versus a rat is like posting a falcon fighting a mouse.
it just proves nothing.

5 mean ass istanbul sewer rats will fuck the shit out of the average predator bird though, tbh

>>729287494
*boom*
Headshot by hunter.

>>729297198

Rats can jump about 4-6 feet in the air.
Yes they mostly run from humans because they are prey, but when provoked they will attack.

But in this scenario they are aiming to kill and not flee

>>729297341
cheers, im drunk too.

rats for the win!

after victory, ill sleep in my living bed of bloodthirsty rats

>>729290985
Ever play dishonoured?

>>729297104
>3 wolves can take down 10 lion's

Lions routinely demolish packs of Hyenas solo.

Hyenas are easily on par with wolves in terms of power and cunning. Honestly your post reeks of furrdom, specifically of the wolf variety.

>>729287234
its pretty much a no brainer..

50 fucking falcons
go hide while they blind everything
...
gg

>>729297473
Cheers /bro/

Duly noted, but it was simply an example 1v1 on a flying animal. Apart from those Japanese animal fights there isn't much of a gallery of animal vs animal battles.

Oh yeah, no doubt.

>>729297291
You're underestimating them. 100 rats would coat you, and they bite hard enough to tear flesh and muscle.

>>729297341
I want to see this happen. Have them form a ball, and place yourself inside it. Roll away

50x eagles, they can grab me all together and start to fly through the air. Some of them, maybe 10, can attack the hunter

Izi

>>729297598
Sweet! I'm knocking back some bourbon but I plan on switching back to beer in a minute and possibly booting up the vidya.

I was just thinking, a thousand fucking rats and they have to protect you right? So just have them cocoon you in a giant ball of writhing, brown flesh. None of these fucking animals would come anywhere near that shit. Even the human would probably shit his pants. I would.

>>729287234
Crocs (or are they alligators? makes no difference). Powerful enough jaws to take down anything else on the board, Thick enough hide to protect against the rats/birds. Can swim and do so stealthily making them versatile.
One tail swipe could probably kill a wolf or a hundred rats.

>>729288558
Moloktov :D

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>>729292514

>>729289130
Give That nigga a fucking flamethrower

>>729297925
Apparently eagles can lift 3-4 pounds each, Falcons even less
Let's hope you're light.

If you don't pick the man though, can't he just shoot you once and then you're dead?

I'm not saying you will necessarily win or lose better but -- if he just shoots you once or twice isn't it gameover?

>>729294968
Kek

>>729298351
I think we gotta work on the assumption our 'protector' has to be taken out first.

>>729298351
Depends on starting location truly.
If you're stood next to the fella yeah you're probably buggered.

But a couple of hundred yards, and you might be a difficult target especially with whatever animal protectorate you have.

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Nigga everyone saysfucking birds are God

But what happens if the hunter was a helicopter , or a rocket launcher??

Also couldnt the hunter just shoot your ass while flying?

In Pic its not specified the hunter gear

>>729287234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW_YwJNcZyY

>>729297965
i just recently ran out of rum so now im just chugging beers, watching this stupid ass thread until i fall asleep... cheers.

up yours!

>>729290985
>aren't going to do shit
Did you read the OP?
They're going to try and protect you. It says so right on the pic, in the words.

>>729297895
And as I disappear over the horizon in my giant rat ball I would make them for a giant middle finger against the sunset at the pathetic megafauna.

rats could swarm the bears, the bulls, and everything, but the falcons would just eat the rats, and the hunter would just snipe you

>>729287234
H A R A M B E

>>729297895
According to google, the top speed a rat is 8 mph on average.

So if I assume that the fastest I can expect a rat to be is 12mph, a mega rat if you will. I can still comfortably move almost twice as fast over a short distance. gaining ground and stomping them as I kite seems like it'd be simple enough.

That was on a tangent but, ultimately they wouldn't even be able to keep up with any of the other animals on the list never mind protect me from them.

3 lions, because seriously, they understand my deepest desires. Sleep, eat, fuck, repeat.

>>729298972
I'm making the assumption that the animal you choose will be next to you upon starting the competition with the approaching hordes from elsewhere.

Therefore if you were the hunter, they don't need to outrun you, just meet you in battle.
You only have two feet mind, I still think you're underestimating them.

Again, if they start next to you, they only have to charge at the other animals, allowing you a quick (enough) getaway.

I do see your point though.

I chose the rats. I used 500 of them to dig me a hole while the other 500 fend off the attackers, when my he is dug I retreat the remaining rats and hide in the back. If you narrow the directions they can attack from to one small kill tunnel than it will become very manageable. It's the same logic as 5 people killing 100 zombies in a hallway. Take them on one by one and use your numbers

>>729298253
Then 50 eagles can carry about 175 pounds, I weight about 130

honestly, theres only one way to win this.

train running marathons.
then, choose 50 falcons and hope they keep the hunter busy.
hope you have a decent head start and that the "enemy animals" all come from the same direction. then just run the shit out of yourself.
none of the animals listed can endure a marathon like a human can. if they give up, they're behind far enough so that they wont be able to track you. if they keep following you, they die from exhaustion.

if you manage to keep your distance, jerk off and cum into your own face while singing "dont stop me now" by queen

>>729289132
Those aren't falcons, bud; those are Cooper's Hawks.

>>729298972
Do you really think rats are some slow critters that will try and lazily crawl up your leg or something?

Rats can jump fucking 2 feet upwards. If you are in range to stomp it it is in range to jump at your nuts and castrate you.

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>>729297584
You grossly overestimate the rats, even if they're 1kg each that still isn't that hard to deal with. Unless you're disabled or some shit not even 100 rats could kill a fully grown man in his prime. Now 50 falcons on the other hand, that's the way to go. People already use them to hunt wolves and shit, now imagine 50 of them at your command.

A better challenge would allow you to choose two or three against the rest. Just one option would be futile imho.

>>729288326
This guy gets it

or

>>729299484
This is the only post that even remotely comes close to making the rats relevant. Everyone else keeps talking about swarming as though the other animals are just gonna remain stationery and allow rats to climb on them.

Even this is still impossible though, unless the attackers begin at a mile away minimum.

>>729287234
15 dire wolves because i would cuddle with those fuckers.

We are all assuming the enemy animals work together to kill us. What if they attacked eachother on sight? Best team wins sort of approach

>>729299842
reply to the obama quote: the bees would die. bees kill shitty queens by forming a giant ball around it, frying the queen with their body heat.

>>729300215
OP needs to specify rules if we are to find the best option. I just can't think of another viable option with the other animals.

>>729300215
You're assuming that animals need to be stationary for rats to climb them?

They have claws that can dig into skin, trust me they can launch 6ft and attach to a moving target and cling on just fine.

The animals don't have to be stationary in the slightest.

>>729297104
Most stupidest thing I have ever heard. Probably a furfag wolfkin i bet.

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>>729299785
>Do you really think rats are some slow critters

Yes, they move at 8 mph, that ain't gonna be worth shit when 2 gorillas and 3 grizzly come charging at literally 4 times that speed, followed by 3 lions moving twice that even.

You're flat out delusional if you think fucking rats can hope to slow down an onslaught of that proportion.

>>729297104
I just got diagnosed with autism after reading this post.

>>729297891
50 falcons blinding 1000 rats while everyone else is en route to kill you? I dont think so.

>>729300807
>implying rats won't burrow into the stomachs of the enemy's and kill them from the inside out
I think that's some sort if torture in 3rd world country's

>>729295924
You're the idiot if you think that's an eagle.

>>729298101
Dont need to kill the gators, just need to blind em/outrun them/stay out of the alligator infested water.

>>729300473
I don't think the bees need the queen to just make the shape, but I guess she could operate as the brain, but at that point it's just semantics

>>729299646
Humans have more endurance than almost if not all other animals, but a one on one race, the falcons or wolves or oxen would outrun you and proceed to murder you.

>>729301028
>be a rat
>see approaching enemy
>it's a giant cat
>it's 40 times your size
>it's 100 times your weight
>it's moving 7 times faster than you could ever hope to run

This is honestly like claiming that 100 humans could stop a double decker bus by latching on with hooks whilst it's speeding at 60 mp/h

>>729301549
Holy shit. Does that look anything like a fucking falcon to you? It's a hawk you retard.

>>729301598
What is humans hunting (Insert Animal Here)
Wooly mammoths
Elephants
Whales

>>729287234
Rats, that's so outnumbered wtf? If they all go for arteries they would swallow the other 8 in seconds

I don't choose any. I'm neither gay nor a retard, so I could take them all on, at once, and win.

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>>729301598
Truth

>>729301634
Shit dude sorry I don't study predatorial birds like its my job holy fuck

>>729296012
>autism
should have stopped before your second arrow my man

>>729301634
>>729301051

are you trying to prove a point, bird-autist?

who the fuck cares what kind of lice and mite spewing shitbird it is.
whats your fucking point?

>>729302011
kek

>>729287234
Its between the grizzly bears and the gorillas. but those are the only true answers

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>>729301778
Yeah remember those rats that used tools and weapons in conjunction with pack tactics to bring down a lion.

If these rats can use spears, bows, traps and mounts, then I'd reconsider my choice.

But seeing as how I need to stop the ensemble of the jungle book from ripping my asshole apart I'm gonna go ahead and not chose desktop pets to keep me breathing.

>>729287234
You're dead no matter what you do. I think best bet would be the 50 hawks, because they could blind the larger predators and eat up the little fuckers, but even then, you'd be dependent on running faster than those rats for quite a while. I don't know how fast rats move, but it's going to take a lot of time for 50 hawks to kill 1000 rats.

>>729297865
Hyenas are not as strong as wolves. Wolves are actually very muscular comparatively.

Niggers practice killing people every day. Give me the gorillas

>>729302144
Rats don't need tools. They have teeth and claws to attach themselves to other animals.

We lack claws hence why we used hooks and harpoon spears.

>>729302143
I feel like you're still dead tho. Not sure there is a right choice. Those rats are going to fuck you up.

>>729302184
this

>>729288096
>>729301823
This. If they are smart and kill as fast as their bodies let them, rats win every time. Sheer numbers. Remember Stalingrad?

>>729302336
If these animals are trained to protect me as if im their mother or some shit, do you think 1,000 rats could stop 3 full grown grizzly bears / 2 fully grown gorillas?

>>729302315
Like I've already said, there's no way on gods green earth that a rat has any chance of latching on to a big cat charging at full speed.

The force of the hit alone would be catastrophic to a mammal of that size.

This has been brought up before also, but the rats couldn't do enough damage to the attackers before they reach you any how.

A dozen scratches and bites wont faze a silver back and I doubt a rat could even make a mark on a bear.

>>729302591
Yes.

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>>729302315
Oh my god, are you a fucking rat behind that screen? Rats are little shits that can only take down a disabled fag. Rats aren't fucking super-predators that were evolved to kill all prey, they're fat little shits that would get stomped and eaten by every other fucking animal in this scenario. So please fuck off with your super rat bullshit.

>>729302591
They don't have to stop the grizzlies or the gorillas, they just have to get past them, and unless your animals can shapeshift into a wall or a moat, those rats are getting through.

>>729302591
Dude yes. Rat claws can grip flesh and fur so they'd easily swarm every individual and chew out eyes, rip open arteries, dive into open mouths and down throats, up assholes, etc

1000 is a big number anon. Let it sink in

>>729287234
>choose rats
>have rats latch on to your clothes and become living rat armor
>have other rats assemble into a wall
>1000 fucking rats is a lot
>practically impenetrable rat wall that swarms to kill anything attacking
>throw rats at things too far away like kamikaze pilots
>build rat-drawn chariot
>become the hunter, seeking out other animals to kill
>???

>>729303361
>1000 rats is a lot
Yeah but it's not enough to stop a charging bull, gorilla, or grizzly, and the rats are going to have a pretty hard time hurting the alligators at all.

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>>729302011
Here's why it matters

>pic related, Buteo platypterus
>13-17in.
>9-19oz.
>are actually hunted by larger predator birds

>false assumption, Falco peregrinus
>looks fucking nothing like a hawk
>or an eagle
>max 24in.
>max 2lb.
>fastest creature in the world
>hunting habits differ significantly

and for the idiot who said eagle
>Aquila chrysaetos is double to triple that size
>beak alone is over twice as big
>much more formidable predator
>also looks nothing like OP's pic

>>729303474
Throw rats down alligator throat when they open their mouths
Run away when being charged, flinging lethal little killers behind at attackers the whole time
Strategic high ground prevents being charged?

>>729287234
Rats. I'll take cover from the hunter. Ideally I'd also have my own weapon to protect myself with and I'd like to think I could at least deter the hunter until the rats can get to him.

1000 rats is a shitload. 10 of them could easily take down a gorilla or a bear. The biggest threats to the rats would be the birds, since they can fly. Even the alligator's skin isn't tough enough to protect it from rats - they can chew through basically fucking anything

>>729303055
While this is true...
>>729303199
I would take the grizzlies if i knew I was going up against rats because one paw could probably stop 5 rats, you got 3 bears, 6 claws doing that nonstop to kill 1,000 rats probably wouldn't take too long

7 buffalo will fuck up everyone. /thread

>>729303361
>become crushed by half a ton of rats
>or crushed by stampeding apes/bulls/bears
>shot because rat flesh isn't Kevlar

>>729303674
>implying anybody gives a fuck

>>729303685
You fucking retard, 10 rats can't kill shit

>>729287675
Stfu faggot

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also, for anyone who actually thought that was a wolf...

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>>729287675
>Nothing is more powerful than a human brain.
A slight breeze is more powerful than a human brain.

>>729303851
10 rats could kill you, but then again at this point so could direct sunlight.

>>729303702
>having your bears swatting into a writhing mass of literally a thousand rats
>not having many, many rats crawling all over them no matter how hard they swipe
>not having surges of rats take advantage of moments where the bears try to remove other rats from themselves

yeah no

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>>729303685
Has to be b8

>>729303979
I could kill 10 rats at the same time as I killed your mom's pussy

>>729303675
>feed rats to alligators
>outrun predatory hunters whilst pausing to throw free meals at them
>high ground for more effective meal dispensing of rats

>>729287675
Was this a serious reply? Dude how old are you get outta here it's past yr bedtime

I choose the 50 flying faggots. Air superiority is no joke

>>729292185
>pick 2
I just need to pick James Bond because he has a license to kill. The other guys are not permitted to kill me, so try as they may, they cannot.

I could kill half of these creatures with my massive cock. I'm taking the 50 raptors

>>729304268
In what order would you rape them?

>>729304118
Bullshit. Once the rats get past the teeth they can eat the crocodile from the inside out. You think the charging predators could manage to snap every rat you throw at them out of the air with their teeth while charging you? The rats latch on to their hair and chew through their neck end of story. Same hung with the high ground you drop rats in them and they get chewed and scratched and die.

>>729303675
>Throw rats down alligator throat when they open their mouths
Those rats are fucking dead. Aligators can swallow living snakes and digest turtle shells, and you think rats are going to survive more than a second or two?

>>729304376
I would bludgeon them to death with my gigantic cock. The ONLY thing I'd rape is your stupid parents

>>729304533
My parents are dead. . .but I'm guessing that wouldn't stop you.

7 bulls without a doubt. thick hide, horns, faster than alligators, can easily kill wolfs and lions, they'll stomp on rats. falcons don't even matter.

Kill human first so he's out of the way, and save gorillas and bears for last.

>>729304010
Honestly, I'm inclined to agree with you that the rats would kill him, but I seriously doubt the rats would be able to seriously injure the bears. Even other bears often times have a pretty difficult time getting through bear hide, and tiny rats? If the bears keep their eyes shut, they'd be fine I think.

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A Tier
-Rats
-Falcons

B Tier
-Wolves
-Bears
-Lions

C Tier
-Gorillas
-Crocs
-Bulls

Faggot Tier
-Human (likely autistic, no gf, probably black)

>>729304637
I guess that's why they didn't move around a lot

>>729304010
A thousand rats isn't as many as you imagine it is. It seems like you're imagining a tidal wave of rats when in reality a thousand rats would comfortably fit into 4 door car with room for the driver.

A thousand cats probably couldn't stop 15 wolves and 3 bears simultaneously never mind the remaining animals.

>>729304701
They still can't shut their assholes or ears. Rats can fit their entire body into any space they can work their head into.

2 gorillas. They could fuck me together

>>729303962
>>729303967
>>729304129

Rejects. With the man you can plan out your defense to a level of complexity that you can't reach with any of those animals. Yes, in this scenario they'll try to protect you, but none of them will understand any commands you try to give them. With the man you can set up traps or whatever else to give you guys the edge. The man is the only plausible choice.

>>729304849
>They still can't shut their assholes
They can, actually, though bears often explosively shit themselves while fighting, constantly, so those rats would be trying to swim up a waterfall if they're trying to get in the pooper.

>>729304978
Well, THIS man can communicate complex strategies with 50 raptors, because I'm not an autistic faggot that can only talk to other gay autists

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>>729304774
Its about this many

you want that many rats vs 90 other animals?

>>729304386
>from the inside out

The delusion with these rat fags is strong. You seriously fucking think a rat is capable of attacking from inside an alligator with no oxygen and being compressed from all sides.

This isn't looney toons or men in black, if you get swallowed by a creature that much larger than you, you're fucked.

>>729296198
all I know is that I would rather fight 10 thousand lions than 1000 rats. do you know how fucking awful it would be to die by rat? I would rather be mauled in seconds than gnawed in minutes

>>729304774
>simultaneously
Nobody said all of them would try to kill you at once. Or that they would not also try to kill each other. Only that the one you choose will protect you.

Choose the rats. Find a place to hide. They will soon become a million rats.

>>729287234
NO matter what you pick, you're dead. If you pick any of the animals, you'll die of a shotgun blast within 3 seconds. Pick the human, and you'll die getting gored by a bull or from having your head ripped open by a falcon.

>>729305103
That makes 0 sense, why would the shit stream not end? If anything, a sudden bout of bear diarrhea would just make it easier for rats to get up in there

Also ears. And I'll also say bear eyelids probably aren't as tough as you think

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>not picking this guy

>>729305241
Fine then just toss them on the croc's back. Rats can literally chew through cement how hard would scales be

>>729305402
>why would the shit stream not end?
Do you have any idea how much a bear eats? Seriously, just go to youtube and look up videos of bears fighting. They're often shitting themselves for a few minutes straight.

>a sudden bout of bear diarrhea would just make it easier for rats to get up in there
Yeah, I know that whenever I'm rock climbing, I hope there's a spontaneous downpouring of shit to make things easier.

>>729305535
>how hard would scales be
Have you ever touched an aligator?

>rats can chew through cement
Citation needed.

>>729305567
this argument has my fucking sides in orbit. only on /b/ can you see people bitching about bear diarrhea

>>729305210
Definitely not, that's 11 rats per animal, one of which is an armed human and 50 of which they can't even defend me from.

you'd need a hundred focused on just one of the bears or bulls despite what some of these rat posters keep saying.

As though a charging bear is gonna think twice about stomping through a pool of rats if I'm in his sights.

>>729287234
I team up with the crocodiles and join them in the swamp. Fuck off, rats, you can't out-swim us. Same goes for everyone but the birds and the man. I'll probably still die but at least I tried.

>>729305316
>winner
Choose the rats. Find a place to hide. They will soon become a million rats.

I bet you that if I had 50 falcons fighting along side me, I could kill 1000 rats and all you faggots I thus thread

>>729305567
Hahaha you're actually doubling down that a big dump would be an effective asshole defense

Dude come on. Just like, imagine this playing out. Lets say there's 100 rats and 1 bear and it starts shitting right away. How long can it hold off/kill those hundred before it's done shitting? What about them getting all over the rest of its body? What about them eating its fucking eyeballs or digging inside its ear canals? What about them biting genitals? Entering genitals? The shit argument is like, god-level autism

>>729288326
Just grapple on 20 of the and let the remaining 30 divebomb on the rest

sorry for bad english. it is not my first language
why did nobody say this yet?
the rats is the strongest.
can the cow eat bear?
no
can the bear eat bear?
no
can the wolf eat bird?
no
can the black eat snake?
no
can the cat eat man?
no
but rat can eat all other animals even the black and the man
it is over good game

>>729303674
still, let that shithead dive into a pile of rabit rats and hes dead as fuck

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>>729295651
MFW experienced rat catchers. Lol

>>729305103
>bears often explosively shit themselves while fighting

LOL'D

In an all out fight? Have to pick the Gorilla's/Bears/Lions. Gorillas would freak the fuck out of the bulls, wolves, rats. They could get fucked by the hunter and the crocs quite easily, and the lions and bears could take them down one at a time. I think theyd cause the most ruckus and give me the biggest head start. Fighting off a flock of hawks though and potentially a pack of wolves could prove problematic. Also if the hunter is a crack shot with many bullets it might work out.

>>729305960
Anon, have you ever climbed anything? It's pretty hard. Even if you have proper equipment, it can be quite challenging. Now imagine trying to climb something made out of greasy fur that's actively moving around, trying to shake you off, and raining literal toxic shit all over you while you climb? Maybe a real badass like you could do it, but us mere mortals like humans and rats would find such a task pretty much impossible.

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>>729305103
>bears often explosively shit themselves while fighting

>>729306508
>>729306602
Y'all think I'm making jokes, but you can google that shit, it's real.

>>729305103
>>729305402

I'm creasing into slip space.

>>729297473
The fuck type of falcons have you been seeing? Falcons don't fucken sit on their asses for a rat to come close.

>>729306596
Humans using hands to climb trees or rocks is entirely incomparable to rats using claws to grip flesh and fur. You know you're retarded, I know you're prolonging this for lulz, enough. Rats could enter the asshole at one point or another.

I guess if I was near a river a might pick the gators/crocs if we were near enough. They could swim me out of danger of all but the hawks/falcolns.

>>729295826
You really underestimate the speed these fuckers are going at...

That's like saying a rat can bite the wheel of a car as it speeds down a free way

>>729306951
>Rats could enter the asshole at one point or another

>>729306951
>you disagree with me? Y-you must b-be trolling!
No anon, you're just being stupid.

>Rats could enter the asshole at one point or another.
Let's do an experiment anon. I want you to stop whatever you're doing, pull down your pants, bend over, tighten up your asshole REAL fucking hard, then try to shove a cucumber up there. Try to get a feel for how much force you have to use. Then compare your pitiful human asshole to the rugged rocky mountain asshole of a fully grown grizzly bear. Do you think a rat could generate the force needed to penetrate such a fearsome orifice?

>>729306596
try climbing something 50 times your size.
you'll be exhausted as shit, and it will take a long time.

a rat on the other hand will climb the relative same in a few seconds, with tons of power left.

as creatures scale down in size, so does the amount of power they need to climb things. just look at fucking ants. they dont take 2 shits.

to be honest, if i could have one hundred bulldog ants for every rat, i would take that.

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>>729307272
>Then compare your pitiful human asshole to the rugged rocky mountain asshole of a fully grown grizzly bear. Do you think a rat could generate the force needed to penetrate such a fearsome orifice?
This argument is the best thing happening on /b/ right now, don't you fuckers dare stop!

>>729307367
Word. I fuckin needed this today.

>>729307331
> if i could have one hundred bulldog ants for every rat, i would take that

This is even dumber than the rats for the same reason made exacerbated. The sheer mass and weight of the large animals within range of you isn't gonna be slowed or stopped by the rats.

The rats might win in the long run, but the goal is to protect you not kill every other animal. You die before they die hands down no contest.

>>729307272
You nigging nog. I know you're just sitting there twiddling your cock at how educated you think you are on bear sphincter strength. Why do you think anal rape is a thing? Doesn't matter how hard I tighten my hole, ain't nothing gonna stop a determined cucumber from entering me. A determined rat (or rats) will gnaw and claw their way into that ass. If the bear shits, there have to be moments of relaxation of the anus and rectum. Especially if its watery ass diarrhea, it would just lube up the asshole for rat penetration. Rats are phallic shaped creatures, with extremely flexible bodies and enough strength to push themselves through any hole big enough for their skull, as I metioned. A shit-lubed rat clinging to a bear's asshole, while it's busy tearing other rabid little fuckers off its nose/eyes/ears/nutsack, will easily be able to claw its way in during a lapse of rectal focus. It would simply be a matter of time.

good night you glorious /b/astards

even though this thread was just another manifestation of the countless pointless discussions on this shitposting extravaganza, i feel like the arguments presented this time around were especially enjoyable and well rounded.

somewhere along swatting away falcons, humans vs double decker busesm istanbul sewer rats, full rat body suits and rocky mountain grizzlybear assholes, i thoroughly enjoyed this shit

>>729308248
Peace man, from rat > bear anus anon

>>729290636
This I like

Let's give this the benefit of the doubt and say they are NOT Peregrine falcons, the the average falcon would still dive at over 100 mph, anybody saying that the rats will just pick them out of the sky is fucken retarded.

The biggest threat to the falcons would most likely be the man as he can probably drop a few while they were coming for him, but more than 4 at once would probably fuck him up too.

Everything else can have their eyes gouged out and I'm guessing probably the crocs would be the hardest to get rid of, but literally just bust ass to some where cold, they're fucken reptiles, they generally can't move when it's cold and even when it's hot out you hardly ever a see them move around

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falcon

>inb4 OMG WIKI OMG NOT CREDIBLE

Credible enough to make my point across

>>729287234
I would choose human, but actually this human will be OPs mum, whose foul stench will keep the animals away. I will use the gun to blow off my nose so u don't have to smell her putrid odour.

>>729287234
Tier 1: Lions, bears, the man
Tier 2: wolves, cows and the gorillas
Tier 3: Hawks, alligators and the rats

Think I'd go with either the man or the bear, depending on what gun the guy has.

https://discord.gg/48eZH
https://discord.gg/48eZH
https://discord.gg/48eZH
Do whatever on it I don't give a fuck..

>>729308116
My dear pedestrian friend, you simply haven't thought this through. Your average firehose exerts water at a pressure of between 800 and 2,000 kPa, which I assure you is nothing compared to the anal excretions of the mighty and fearsome grizzly. Grizzly bear shits have been known to reach up to 5,500 kPa and last for up to 14 hours at a time, often times propelling bears into extended jumps propelling them up to 40 feet into the air. In fact, grizzly bear shits were considered as a possible mechanical analogue during the design process of the earliest intercontinental ballistic missile engines. As soon as the mighty and virile grizzly's anus begins spewing forth its discharge, the hydraulic pressure is going to destroy any rats clinging to his fortified anus, and it will propel his majestic body forward into a hydraulic powered charge of devastation.
Also you're genuinely retarded if you think a rat can get into an actively shitting ass. But tell you what, you go find an actively flowing storm drain and see if you can climb inside it, then maybe we can talk.

>>729303738
buffalo's cant reach hawks

>>729308565
>implying the falcon flies into rats at 100 mph, grabs a rat and flies away at 100mph all in one swift motion
>implying the falcon doesnt fly in at 100mph, kills the shit out of one poor fucker rat and then gets annihilated into oblivion by the rats 999 mafiosi bros
>implying discussing rats and falcons is anything BUT retarded

>>729308808
Ruined it. Bye

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>>729287234
50 pairs of hawks talons would make anything run away

Rats. They would multiply into the hundreds of thousands before OP even finishes tickling his pickles.

>>729308808
Annnnnd he killed it. Well /b/ros, it's been real. 'Preciate the lulz.

-Ratsuit man

>>729292105
Best answer

>>729309067

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uapP1yldldk
0:57

>Coursing rivers

>>729287234
1000 rats, they will swarm all of my enemies and eat them alive but only after i fuck all their buttholes

>>729310523
And this is exactly why it is important to know that the bird in OP's picture is an Accipiter hawk, not a falcon.

>>729292020
a gorilla alone could fuck up at least 2 wolves by it's self. the 3 lions and the bears and everything else would be a fair match for each wolf thus outnumbering the wolves. The alligators really wouldnt be able to do shit but just sit there and wait for something to blatantly approach it

>>729287234
The hunter, so he could shoot me in the head before I'm eaten alive.

If I choose the bears, gorillas or lions, their low numbers, slowness and large size would make easy targets for the hunter. Even if they all focused on the hunter, the wolves and other large animals would be more than a fight for them. Alligators are useless unless its a watery environment. Unless the rats start out practically on the hunter they couldn't stop you from getting shot. If you choose anything that isn't the rats, alligators or hawks, than likely you and your team would be blinded by the hawks.

IMO, the hawks would be your best bet if you can get them to peck out the eyes of the large animals(including hunter) then proceed to kill rats. That is if you can get away from the rats before they get killed, and no large animals get to you before they're blinded or while they are blind.

>>729311857
Another thing is that the bears and wolves (while blind) could probably still get to you using smell.