Is the world laughing?

>>729286555
Nope, they're cheering on Trump's attack on Syria and soon N.Korea
>let it go already, she lost

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I don't think anyone's laughing.

The retards in the Midwest/southern states might be chuckling whilst they fart in their bathtubs, and play in their feces.

The rest of the world is terrified. Trump is one of the aforementioned retards.

Not everyone who voted for trump is a retard. But everyone who still supports him now is.

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>>729286555
>mfw using polls who have limited number of responders
Muh statics says a thousand peeples is enuff to represent all peeples!

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>>729287291
Someone actually believes this kind of shit? Kiddo leave Gawker once and awhile.

>>729287348
That's actually how polls are done, the margin of error is quite small if you have a truly random sample

>>729287004
Wasn't the main accusation against hillary that she wanted a war in the middle east?

"Chiner is NOT a currency manipulator! They are our greatest trade ally!" - Trurmp

>>729287636
A truly random sample out of a population of a couple million people isn't accurate.

"We stand with NATO! We will never leave their side!" - Trurmp

>>729287732
>A truly random sample out of a population of a couple million people isn't accurate.
It depends on the size of the sample.
these polls are done by qualified statisticians I would assume, Gallup is pretty high profile

"We only have enough to build 7 miles of the wall. I'm afraid we're going to have to focus on other things now, and come back to it." - Trurmp

>>729287732
A truly random sample is representative for a large population. Did you even go to uni?

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>>729286555
World here.
Yes.

You elected a completely inexperienced, thin skinned failed businessman/reality TV star to your highest office of government and it's fucking hilarious.

>>729286555
Beamer or nigger detected.
Fucking liberal shill. Kys

>>729287958
no one needs to go to uni to see that you clearly have no idea what you are talking about

>>729287863
Statisticians are bullshit. Yes, I realize college we're taught how to accept statistics and why they are used. But they are highly flawed.

Best example?
Hillary won the Presidency.
All the statistics showed Hillary winning.
Majority of the people who were asked said Hillary.
But the country voted Trump.
But you're welcome to believe what you want because the education system told you to.

>>729288004

Voted against him. The only solace I have is that all the fucking retards who voted for him are the same people that are gonna be well and truly fucked over by the GOP.

My hope is that all those obese retards die of the diabeetus over the next 4 years when they pull their Obamacare away from them.

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So after trump broke all of his promises, and turned into Hillary Clinton....

Is it surprising that his retards still love him? No.

Because they're retards. It's that simple.

>>729288088
>The typical sample size for a Gallup poll, either a traditional stand-alone poll or one night's interviewing from Gallup's Daily tracking, is 1,000 national adults with a margin of error of ±4 percentage points.

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>>729287958
>mfw still believing this after polls told us Hillary won but reality said otherwise

>>729286555
As someone from outside the U.S.

We were laughing but we're not anymore. Things are legitimately scary now. Trump is incredibly retarded and is already doing so much damage.

Obama was corrupt as fuck but at least he was sane & was steering the ship in the right direction.

>>729286555
No one cares as long as the oil keeps flowing

>>729288129
The margin of error is 4 percentage points

>>729288176
>expecting 1000 random people to be an accurate representation of 318 million people
Logic isn't with this one.

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Trump's spent more in travel/golf in 3 months, than Obama in did in 8 years.

Trump's also been golfing more times in 3 months, than Obama did in 2 years.

>>729287636
No, the main accusation was she, the past 3 presidents, and the other republican primary nominees were all puppets of the Deep State and had to be deposed, even by an orange clown

>>729286555
>world leaders

Of course they love Obama and Bush, both sang the globalist tune throughout their tenure. Why would they like a nationalist patriot like Daddy Trump?

>>729288129
No, the statistics showed more people were going to vote for Hillary than for Trumple thinskin. That's exactly what happened.

>>729288341
Trump is also not taking a paycheck.
Check Mate.

>>729286555
Asian guy here. I would say Trump is the best shit for merica now, it's really sad to see all those fags and SJW spreading those PC things all over the world.

>>729288129
>All the statistics showed Hillary winning.
>But the country voted Trump.

you don't fucking understand statistics you fucking 12 year old holy fuck how dumb is everyone in America

a 70% or even a 90% chance hilary wins means just that. a A 10-30% chance trump wins. it's fucking betting odds. you don't get to act like statistics and math is "wrong" because you have some dumb fucking "conservative world view" you circlejerk over in pol

holy shit we're doomed. you're literally saying "MATH IS WRONG BECAUSE TRUMP WON"

seriously blowing my mind right now i just can't believe this happened someone should screencap your post and put it in a museum

>>729288129
The polls were right.

Hillary won by 4,000,000 votes.

Trump won the EC victory.

Are you an retard?

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>>729288392
Yep, all those illegal mexicans in california really made a difference.

Well if you perceive our legally elected president as a failure go fuck yourself.

I rather have an unpredictable leader of the free world...People are afraid of crazy people and fear is what keeps the enemy in check.
God bless President Trump and our vast arsenal of pure death and destruction under his command.
Praise him, praise Kek!
I hope he nukes the shit out of the gooks and chinks and sandnigger.

>>729288337
It's mathematics dude, it's possible to prove this on a piece of paper.
Bad results are due to poor methodology, such as undersampling etc

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>>729288547
>maximum deflection achieved

>>729288522
you're talking to retards from the Midwest/southern American states

don't talk to them. destroy them.

>>729288423
Actually, he is now. What the fuck does that even matter?

>can't argue that daddy Trump is a retarded fraud and I fell for it so I'll deflect to another subject

>>729288423
>trump not taking $400,000 salary
>spends $1,000,000 of additional tax payer money in 4 months on security detail

wow u r so smart

Can't wait for korean girls in this thread

>>729288522
I understand that you've been told that 1,000 people is a logical representation of 318 million. But if you took two brain cells and rubbed them together you'd begin to understand why that isn't logical.

>>729288004
Trump's an idiot, but his inexperience isn't a big deal for me. Experience in government is experience in waste, incompetence, and partisan squabbling.

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lol hillaryfags still whining they backed a retard

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trump's retard bikers are getting REKT in Berkeley today

they've been talking for years about how tough they are.

the little antifa guys are ripping the bikers apart omg

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>>729288129

>>729288728

you're an idiot dude don't try and back track your comments

statistics don't "show someone winning" they show a CHANCE of winning. statistics aren't WRONG they're PROBABILITIES. they can't be WRONG unless the percent is 100% with no margin of error. keep acting like you even know what a brain cell is

>>729288916
Okay break it down.
Explain how does 1000 people represent 318 million people.

>>729288684
And how much did the H.N.I.C. spend?

>>729288568
Go and read about the implications of even a small scale nuclear war. Nobody wins and everybody dies slowly and painfully

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>>729288853

>>729288728
If you took two brain cells and rubbed them together your sister would be dead, faggot.

>>729286555
Whered get those numbers and how can you take those statistics as fact?

Heres the rwal stats

Barack Obama : 15%like 85% hate
George Bush : 45% like 55% dislike
Donald Trump : 87% like 13% dislike
Hillary Clinton : 23% like 77% hate

Also OP is confirmed Syrian

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Trump's supporters don't pay attention to policies. They only care about freebies.

For example, they don't know or understand that Trump's backtracked on every major campaign promise.

They'll only start to whine, when cheeto dials back social security, welfare and medicare. and when he finally destroys Obamacare (which has actually given his base free healthcare).

>>729288996
>Explain how does 1000 people represent 318 million people.
Not him, but like I said here >>729288570, smarter people than you have this figured out

>>729289019

why does Hiroshima today look like Detroit in 9145 (and vice versa)

>>729288337
It's basic math, guy. Try opening a book once in a while

>>729288168
god... trumpanzees really piss themselves huh?

>>729289084
OP source is Gallup, it's quite well respected

>>729289084
>because the readers of gallup answered the questions and gallup readers represent all americans even the ones who never read gallup

>>729289019
Sounds great to me. I'm ready for it.
This planet could use a hard reset.

>>729289110

> Trump's backtracked on every major campaign promise.

> when he finally destroys Obamacare

Which is it?

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>>729289190
yeah, they've been knocking out trump's supporters since day 1 pretty much

>>729289178
>it's basic math
So you believe every american citizen is exactly the same with the same beliefs.
Essentially everyone is a Christian in America is what you're saying.

>>729288004
this

>>729286555
Yeah everybody he is playing golf right now 20 million dollars for 18 days of playing golf, I mean in what the hell do you send 20 million eating what ?
also does the meetings with other presidents in the golf course instead of Washington.
Ah but I would probably be doing the same if I was rich and president.

>>729289215
>because the readers of gallup answered the questions and gallup readers represent all americans even the ones who never read gallup
It's done by phone directories, it's random
There's no "gallup readers" that get oversampled

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>>729289286
son how about you tell me 1 campaign promise he's maintained :)

he backtracked on:
>immigration
>nato
>Russia
>china
>wall
>jobs
>trade
>security
>defense

so far, Obamacare stays :^)

>>729289391
Nope, 75% are
-Gallup

>>729289552
TPP

boom

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>>729289165

>>729289121
Simply saying "math" is not an explanation. Ellaborate how 1000 represent 300mio+

>>729286555
>Is the world laughing?

The world has been laughing ever since you elected Dubya . . . twice.

To everyone scrutinizing the methodology or results of the poll: http://www.gallup.com/poll/101872/howdoes-gallup-polling-work.aspx

>>729289165
Cause Hiroshima was 1 relatively tiny nuclear bomb. Any, war even small scale, nuclear war would most likely involve the release of dozens of weapons hundreds of times larger and more devastating. The resulting effect on global weather patterns would result in mass starvation. Or maybe its just fake news like climate change. Whatever makes you happy

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Think about how much better America would be, without the Midwest/south.

It's full of welfare states.

The Blue-State coasts are worth trillions. We're sicking of giving hundreds of billions to unemployed retards in the Midwest/south.

Doesn't the fact that Trump voters inherently distrust outsides skew the results of a stranger calling them up and asking them politically charged questions?

Asking for a friend

>>729289697

But then they all jerked off over how amazing Boss Nigger was for 8 years, right faggot?

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Leave /b/ you faggots, no, really, go discuss that shit on the board we have for politics, /pol/
Fuck off you faggots, even pony fags are less annoying on /b/ than you idiots.

>>729286555

this shit doesnt add up to 100%

what about the rest? were they too disabled to vote

>>729289165

Did you use your crystal balls to see seven millennia into the future?

>>729289792
> Think about how much better America would be, without the food from the Midwest/south.

"we can just buy it all from Mexico!"

>>729289846
Fuck you cunt fight me IRL

>>729286555
thats funny cause my survey said that trump is at 73% and obama at 19 :^)

>>729289968
Not until you're able to leave your chair you fat faggot.

>>729289552
>backtracked
Backstepped or backpedaled, not backtracked.

>>729288004
Sounds rather like a 3rd world to me.

>>729289774
> The resulting effect on global weather patterns would result in mass starvation.

I was under the impression that the effect on global weather patterns would be mass cooling

> Or maybe its just fake news like climate change.

Sounds like two birds, one stone

>>729289524
So 1000 people with listed numbers are a accurate representation of 318 million people. Including the ones who are unlisted and do not have phones. Or the ones who refused to answer the phone.

>>729290276
>Nuclear winter disproven
>Climate change disproven
When are you gonna collect your nobel prize

>>729286555
>what do you guess other people, that you don't know at all, probably think?
Worthless poll.

>>729290432
>So 1000 people with listed numbers are a accurate representation of 318 million people.
Yes, down to +-4 percentage points

>Including the ones who are unlisted and do not have phones. Or the ones who refused to answer the phone.
If there is a significant number who do not have phones or are predisposed to not answer them, and this correlates with the opinion they are likely to have, then this WILL skew the results, but not much, because most people do have phones and answer them, I would assume

>>729290516
But anon! 1,000 random people represent 318 million people's opinions!
Some guy in California is a representative of your opinion anon.

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>>729290664
Being this lost.

>>729290808
Explain, help me out

>>729290920
There's nothing to explain. In your mind you actually believe 1,000 random people are an actual representative of 318 million. It means you believe everyone thinks a like.

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>>729289552

You make it sound like Trump is doing everything you hoped for, in order to trigger Trump voters, who are happy that Trump is in the whitehouse, which you seem upset about

You also sound like you base your ideas about Trump supports from anti-trump news outlets and subreddits but it's ok, I'm sure someone else will get elected in 4 years and prove you right

>immigration

Going to supreme court. Hi, Gorsuch

>nato

>Russia
what campaign promise?

>china
Two meetings with Xi and 60 years of NK policy reversed, coal deals reversed, in exchange for Trump to stop tweeting about how they are intentionally devaluing their currency (which they are, to be fair)

>wall
Paul Ryan says US won't pay for it
Plans are still being brought to the table
Border crossing is (supposedly) down 60% and liberals can't stop bitching about people getting yanked and kicked out of the country, so apparently they must be cracking down on it

>jobs
Up and to the right

>trade
Up and to the right

>security
what campaign promise?
MOAB?

>defense
what campaign promise?
MOAB?

>>729291086
Trump officially stated that China's not a currency manipulator yesterday btw :^)

And China's not a currency manipulator. In fact, China's our "best trade partner" (I agree with Trump on that, too).

Sadly in Trump's campaign, he railed against Chinese trade, and China's "currency manipulation.

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>>729286555
>mfw Murcans think Bush was respected

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>>729291086
Dmitri showed up

but no, I embrace trump's flip flops. in fact, Ivanka and Kushner (both registered democrats), are now Trump's closest aides. Bannon's out.

As a liberal......... I love where trump's going. He's the male embodiment of Hillary Clinton. Hillary would be doing the exact same things in Syria and N Korea, this is fantastic.

>>729291523
Sounds like he knew how to win over Americans and become president

You don't sound upset about it, so that's a good thing

>>729286555

Who the fuck polled these people?
Probably CNN.

Remember they also said that Trump had less than 1% chance of winning..

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>>729291014
Computer says you're wrong

>>729287636
It depends HIGHLY on where you poll.
If you're polling in a blue state, expect varying different results from if you're polling in a red state.

More often than not, these polls take place in an area where the creator of the poll KNOW they'll get the answers they want.

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>>729291776
> Everyone I don't like is a russian.jpeg

Why is everyone so surprised a life-long Democrat from Queens isn't literally Hitler?

>>729291992
>>729291969
CALLED IT >>729288690

>>729292041
>If you're polling in a blue state, expect varying different results from if you're polling in a red state.
Obviously
It's done with random phone numbers

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As a Jew, I thought we were going to get a literal fascist with President Trump.
Trump's cabinet is almost 90% Jewish, his Embassy pick for Israel is a Zionist, and Trump's Jewish family members are in the Administration. He tricked the retards to elect him, and he's basically a dumber Bernie Sanders re policy. I'm really happy.

>>729291811
I'm not upset at all. Trump's a NY Liberal. he tricked idiots from the south into voting for him.

He's further left than Hillary, so this is a win/win.

Republicans think they won.
Liberals know they've won.

>>729288004
pretty much; but really its only funny if you hate, or rather dislike humanity

>>729292417
But then people wont learn their lesson and elect more tv hosts

>>729292166

Problem there being, randomness is a problem, computers can't be random, they have to be programmed, bias can be included there.

If they're calling during the day 9-5, more republicans are in paid employment than democrats. Therefore they're less likely to answer the phone if they're at work.

I draw significant issue with means of collection.

>>729287348
oh wow.
every single student who has even the most basic understanding of statistics just cringed at this level of uneducated shit.

dunning-kruger effect in its purest form.

>>729292208
"literal fascist"

oh shut up. antifa faggot

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>>729292417
> Liberals know they've won.

Are you sure about that? I mean, the ones who have taken a peak at their mutual funds have, at least

I can't see the "Reality Show election" going away anytime soon now that news outlets have seen the kind of engagement it brings; it was much more entertaining than anything on Netflix. I wonder what meme candidate will appear from the party that cannibalizes the Democrats

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Why do they want the image limit to be reached?
Why do they have so many shoppped pictures of plsatic surgery waifus?

>>729292592
>Problem there being, randomness is a problem, computers can't be random, they have to be programmed, bias can be included there.
You're not very computer literate
Computers can generate random enough numbers, they just need a seed
Usually they use system time, which is accurate lower than a millisecond, so it changes all the time, therefore you can plug it into the right fuction (literally modulus will do) and you get a random number
That said, you don't NEED a random number to extrapolate the margin of error if you know the sample size and the population size, you can just work it out

>If they're calling during the day 9-5, more republicans are in paid employment than democrats. Therefore they're less likely to answer the phone if they're at work.
This sounds reasonable, I will try to find out exactly how the interview are conducted

TRUMP IS TTHE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

>>729293580
what is even your agenda

>>729288168
>>729289319
DUDE POLITICAL VIOLENCE IS COOL!

>>729293631
He's either paid or autistic.

>>729289666
They ask the 1000 people a bunch of questions about themselves and then weigh them according to their group.
They know the census results and general information about demographics in the US so they know how much of a given group exists.

male/female Education Race Jobtype religion political party
everything is weighed
So if you get called and you are a male republican christian dockworker who lives in California. They add you to those groups. Then they take everyone they called and weigh them so that the groups all come out to a close approximate representation of the country.

The weight can be different for different questions. Everyone equally participates in buying groceries but some groups vote less or more.

>>729288684
>libshits like yourself threaten to assassinate him every 2 seconds
>his security ends up being expensive
Really fires up my neurons

>>729294627
And you actually believe this a representation for millions of people?
wow the us education system is fucked.

>>729288856
The Democrats realized this at the last minute. Hillary and Obama as well as Trump campaigned in Michigan the Monday before the election. Too late, she realized she should "campaign for her 270th electoral vote instead of her 320th".

>>729294940
yes.
it.
is.
>>729291902

>>729294940
It uses twice the number of people that we have for representation in congress and likely none of them are owned by special interests so yeah it is a pretty good representation for millions of people.

>>729286555
The majority of western world leaders slurp muslim cock as hard as they can, nobody gives a shit what they think.

>>729294373
the word you are looking for is terrorism

>ter·ror·ism
>the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.

>>729286555


gee, with months of the jew controlled media attacking trump?

shocking

>>729295838
>HURR IF YOUR AGAINST TRUMP YOUR A SANDNIGGER LOVER DURR

Nigga, please

>>729288168
All presidents break their promises to a greater or lesser degree. The one world shadow government gets to them every time. It's the same everywhere.

>>729296479
No not necessarily, but if you ARE a sandnigger lover, as 70% of western politicians are, then you are against Trump by default as he said triggering things about your brown pets.

>>729296179

>Someone punched someone I like, they must be terrorists.

>>729296891
oh boy. i think you and your parents need to have a talk about putting you in a special program.

>>729286555
>electing a leader because other countries like them
>not electing him to kick ass for your nation and people
OP is a cuck and a faggot

>>729297835
Surely respect is still important

>>729297835
>kick ass for your nation and people
>President is currently sucking China's dick while Russia rails him from behind.
I am so proud of that brave man.

>>729286555
>American's perceptions
Americans perceive all sorts of delusional things, many people do; you're touting an opinion peice as a relevant fact

>>729289792
kick us out and let us have our own country, but don't be surprised when we start lynching the niggers in the south and they all migrate north and ruin your new paradise you bleeding heart liberal fuck

>>729286555
We definitely are

The world is changing its balance and your faggot president is just desperate to keep the upper hand... its a matter of time before you become russia's and china's bitches...

>>729286555
so sweet you still have hopes LOL

>>729298838
lol Russia is poor as fuck what are you chatting?

>>729287004
The Syria "attack" was a sham

Keep drinkin' th' kool-aid, trumptard

>>729287291
Right on target.

>>729291902
Technically they'd need to pull at random from each state according to its EC percentage, and not randomly from the nation as a whole. And even then they'd have to ask if the person intended to vote, blah blah blah.

>>729286555
Those same people awarded Obama a Nobel peace prize before he aided the violent rape and murder of a sovereign leader.