ITT: We discuss things that happened to us when we were kids

>>729285214
He sounds like a piece of shit, I hope he died tbh

>>729285214
>I still hate that asshole.
It sucks, being a bad kid
and not getting away with it.

>>729286458

thx, he's still alive, but hasn't seen be in over 10 years.

>be me
>age 9
>at school for lunch break, you can either eat home if parents take you or eat to the cantina
>cantina is usually shitty food
>never get to eat home so I eat the shitty food
>get home early one day
>read menu
>burgers
>be super happy
>lunch break
>go to the cantina
>teacher tells me my mother is here
>she says I can go and eat home if I want
>hesitate
>politely decline
>she just says "ok no problem and starts going away"
>get on the line to get food
>I don't see the burgers yet
>hyped
>I finally get into a position where I can see the food
>the "burgers" are actually shitty hallal muslim burgers
>not actual cheeseburgers
>run out of the line to see if my mother was still there
>she is
>run fast enough and almost yell for her to wait
>tell her I changed my mind
>"Anon, you made a choice and you have to go with it"
>beg
>bitch still refuses
>tell her I thought there were hamburgers not just shitty burgers
>still no
>go back in line
>be last one
>have to eat shitty cold muslim tasteless burgers
I still can't get it out of my head to that day even if I know it's immature.

>>729286796
>get home early
meant to say school

>Be me
>16
>Mom dicks around all day calling me lazy, despite me mowing the lawn, doing the dishes, etc.
>After a few hours of her bitching she tells me to make her lunch
>okbitch.jpeg
>Go into the kitchen making her some sandwiches
>Take my dick out
>Rub it on the cheese, while scraping some smegma into the bread
>Finish my bologna surprise
>Watch her eat it
>Mission accomplished

>>729286796
Where do you live?

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>>729286796

I feel, anon.

>>729287150

Why?

>>729287187
Because I want to know what type of school serves fucking Muslim food to non Muslims

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>>729285214
>>Be me about age 7
>>I still hate that asshole.

I bet you post in /pol/ claiming that niggers take the jobs and white women you deserve.

>be 4 years old in preschool
>smart little nigger
>learned that the heart is a muscle and isn't shaped like a heart
>we drawing organs and shit on an outline of a human body
>bitch next to me says "where's his heart"
>draws a huge ass heart shape taking up most of my paper
This is one of my earliest memories and I'm still pissed about it.

>>729287354
>Smart
>Nigger
Pick one

>>729287292

No. I don't. When I go on /pol/, I go there to sack tap stormfags.

>>729285214
>Be me about 15 years old.
>Have an asshole teacher, don't want to get into any big story.
>One day while talking about college choices to the class, he specifically singles me out for no apparent reason, "Not that you'll have to worry about that anon,"
>Remembered that.
>Fixed up my grades, did great in college.
>Got a great job.
>Came back 10 years later, that fucker is still working at the highschool.
>Proceed to withdraw $7,500 in $100 dollar bills, follow him around the school throwing paper planes made of $100's at him until they call the cops on me.

>>729287772
That never happened. You now work in Burger King or some shit.

>>729287150
Belgium
>captcha : deviation menu

>>729287772
So he did you a favor - inspired you!

>Be me
>11
>Chill teacher is teaching us about how gravity works.
>Smart as fuck. Know lots of stuff because Discovery Channel.
>Teacher says "The heavier things are, the faster they fall"
>I raise my hand.
>"Yes, Anon?"
>I tell him that gravity affects all things equally and that everything falls at the same speed.
>Pride.jpeg
>Teacher picks up feather and eraser.
>"Then tell me Anon..."
>Drops both feather and eraser at the same time.
>"Why doesn't the feather hit the ground at the same time as the eraser ?"
>Ohnoes.png
>lightbulb.gif
>tell him that the air is pushing up against both of the objects, but that because the feather is lighter, the air pushes it up more.
>win.jpeg
>Teacher tells me I'm wrong and to stop disturbing the class.
>WTF.gif

I'm now sixteen, and I now know that I was right. It thought teachers were supposed to be smart. but he was a cool guy all around.

>>729287772
your life must be really sad if you have to lie about something like that on an anonymous imageboard..

>>729287970
That's extremely disheartening m8. These fucks are really taking over.

>>729288081
Actual teacher here, can confirm, you don't need to know jack shit to get certified to teach

>Be me
>9
>3rd grade teacher saying the "earth moves around so slowly we don't notice"
>I raise my hand
>Actually the Earth moves at 1000 mile per hour
>She yells "Would you let me finish"
>whole class looks at me like I'm a retard

>>729285214
>Be me, 12 yrs old.
>Parents send me to camp, 30 miles away for two weeks.
>Actually sort of get a girlfriend there.
>Only my parents don't show up on parents' night.
>Dad chasing failed dream of own business.
>Claim smoke from campfire is stinging my eyes.
>Being a beta cuck in front of chick and camp.
>First hint parents don't give a fuck.
>Embarassingly many years ago, still stings.

>>729288367
Cool. Taking physics now. GPA of 3,2 and a certificate of excellence for interesting ideas as well as unparalleled work. How am I doing ?

>>729286959

C00l

>>729287458

>loving sacks this much

>>729288644

10/10 tolling XD

>>729287772

Could have been believable until the money part, Christ.

>>729288553
What, do you want a sticker or something?

>>729285214
Three times in three years I defended myself when a kid started fighting me, and I got the greater punishment each time because the bitch lied and cried to the principal about what happened.

>>729288895
Nah. Just wondering if anyone would've commented something nice. Seems I've forgotten that this is 4chan.

>>729288707

>tolling

I think you meant trolling, smart guy.

>>729288999
Trips checked, faggot.

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>be me at age 15
>in earth science in high school
>we have a sub that's like 90
>friends and I are done with work
>pull out magic the gathering cards
>start playing with friends
>teacher comes up too us
>"Is everyone done with their work
>"yup"
>procced to show work
>"Its not done anon"
>Wut.jpg
>"how is it not done
>"its just not anon"
>dude takes all of out card
>"why tho"
>when we went to get them back from the office after school they never got any of them and the sub denied ever having them despite us 4 saying he took them
>"you shouldn't be playing with devil cards anyway"
>mfw religious sub stole our mtg cards

>>729285214
>be me around 14
>neighbor kid sells me his copy of Destiny of an Emperor for the NES for $10
>fuck yeah love that game
>2 weeks later he tells his parents that I stole the game from him
>his parents talk to my parents, tell them I stole this game from their son
>nobody believes me when i say I bought it fair and square
>make me give it back even though it was rightfully mine

I beat the everloving shit out of that kid for that and I would do it again

>>729288999

Well I give you a .. thumbs up for being a smart kid.

>>729288367
>Teacher
>On R9K
Man we would've had the coolest student-teacher friendship. I could bitch about how one kid in the class is being a faggot and you single him out and make him look like a retard in class while I beat the shit out of bad kids. Me and Robots just click, even when I was 7-8 when I met even grownups who were complete failures and/or were cynical hateful bastards like me at that age (and now) we were instantly cool.

>>729289544

That reminds me of the old people at the church I went to.

>>729289544
sounds like he wasn't religious, he probably played mtg and wanted your deck

>>729289925

kek

>>729288081
You may be right but you are still underage b&

>Be in elementary school, about 12 years old or so
>Having a new teacher who doesn't know us that well
>We are given a task to read a bok in some class
>Be a fast reader and finish a book way before the others
>Teacher won't believe me
>Asks me if I would know the answer if he asked something concerning the plot from some random page
>Be shy and avoiding any attention from schoolmates
>Just tell "no"
>Teacher says "well ok" and we carry on
>He probably thought me as a liar forever

>>729289925
I had a fucking moxen in there too

>>729287772
Do you think this is Tumblr?

>be me
>11 years old
>shitty school play/musical
>sing in choir
>there's like 50 of us
>me and my friend sing explicit parody of the songs
>all goes well
>2 days later my teacher tells me how she knows what i did
>tells everyone in class the parody i sang
>''how did you find out?''
>''i heard it, i read it off your lips''
>yeahright,jpg
>know it's all my friends fault
>teacher mocks me for the rest of elementary school
>refuses to ever help me around the shit i don't understand
>always mocked me in front of the whole class

i know it's nothing big but shit it made me salty af

>>729288924
This happened to me alot too through my entire school life except for the last two years
Even got expelled out of elementary school for this shit
Still Shure I did everything right, better to defend yourself and get punished by stupid teachers then let yourself get cucked

This explains it all
https://vimeo.com/210862415

>be playing CS:S mansion map 3v3
>keep getting killed by a player named "rambo"
>rambo starts talking shit to me
>switch to sniper mode
>at least six losing rounds later, finally kill him and one of his teammates
>talk shit back to him even though he's clearly the better player
>rage quit before he could reply

i don't even know why i remember something that dumb and unimportant

>>729289584
Right thing to do
These lying whores wanted it

>Be 11. Brought action figures to a friends house.
>Had SSJ4 Gogeta action figure (super rare!)
>left it my friends house
>suddenly friend has to move (like overnight...some shady shit, knowing his dad)
>dad packed all his stuff, threw away stuff he decided his son (my friend) didn't need
>gogetagone.jpg
>confront him about it, said that wasn't right to do.
>friends older brother hits me, says DBZ is stupid
>his dad laughs at me. friend runs up stairs crying (what a bitch).
>ran home crying myself (what a bitch).

>Be 4 or 5
>At kindergarden, sitten around a table with 4 or 5 friends while in class
>teacher is talking about random stuff, we don't care and prefere to chill
>One of my friends suddenly challenge me to pee under the table
>"Ok"
>I take my dick out
>I pee under the table
>All of us 5 are laughing
>Suddenly, one of my friends yell "Anon peed under the table"
>Teacher noticed, made me go out and told my mom

That motherfucker, i'm so pissed right now

>>729286796
wtf are those "shitty hallal muslim burgers"?

>>729290948
Definitely. I got suspended each time and was really afraid of what my parents would think, but my dad was okay with it each time after I explained it to him, and he ended up hating my principal more than I did (called him a short pathetic faggot to his face).

>>729287772
And then everyone applauded? Back to Tumblr with you

>>729286796
>Anon, you made a choice and you have to go with it
Probably felt all smug and thought she was teaching you something. I hope you got your revange.

>>729291674
imagine an industrial flat burger tasting like a mix of turkey, lamb and waste meat.

>>729292079
Soon, don't worry anon, soon enough.

>>729292128
and cum-filled goat?

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>>729285214
>be me
>good kid
>parents come home with chocolate desert
>they give it to my brother
>can I have one?
>sorry we only bought one
>but that's not fair
>life isn't fair
>smug face for the rest of the day
I seriously don't get it to this day. Why they fuck did they only buy one? Did they plan this?

>>729291893
Nice
My mom hated my elementary school principal too and told him to the face what she thought of him, but sadly she only told me so years later
Shit fucked me up at the time

>>729289729
This isn't r9k you dumb fuck

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>be me around 6-7 years old
>be playing pokemon on gameboy in living room
>mom comes in with those portable tables with soup
>eat it anon
>playing while eating
>drop 1 bit of tiny bit of soup on clothes
>mom gets pissed and throws gameboy against a wooden box we had behind the sofas
>oh fuck me
It already happened to ne that my pokemon games got corrupt just by letting the gameboy get hit just a little bit
>gets gameboy and turns it on
>the screen doesnt work
>hears pokemon center music
>walks out and saves
>restart game and hear the music from outside
>happy that the game is not corrupt
>sad that the screen is not working
>my face when my only gameboy
>my face when i only needed 3 more pokemon to catchem all
>my face when till today i never bought another gameboy to catchem all till today
>my face when i sometimes still pick it up, turn on the sound and hear the beloved sounds that my pokemon make
>my face when im probably never gonna catchem all just because a single droplet of soup fell on my clothes

>>729292268
only straight A students got those my man.

>>729292312
How are you still confused about this?
They love your brother more than you.
Duh.

>>729292492
He's a literal nazi nowadays.

>>729292435
oh fuck man... I feel you, get a job and buy yourself another one my dude, you deserve it.

>>729292550
Well now there's no question.
You just need to go full 1488 and beat him at his own game.

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>Be me
>age 7
>We go to arby's after church
>We get home to eat
>My box of curly fries consist of one giant fry
>My OLDER sister cries because she didn't get one
>My parents make me give her half even though she has her own box

>>729287354
I'm really pissed now after reading that

>>729292593
I already have some kind of job, but I don't know where to buy gameboys in my city (i heard there was once a place but they were expensive as fuck and i dont know if it is still open) and i don't want to buy a broken gameboy on the internet

>>729287423
hahaha good one anon! you showed those PC bastards! XD again good one

>>729293156
Just go to a GameStop or something.

I think everyone has their "life isn't fair" story.
Why do parents do that again? Do they think they're being clever?

>be 13
>sex drive is through the roof because puberty
>find my mom's dildo in her room
>put it in my ass because curious
>start to regularly do it
>sometimes use my mom's lube, sometimes my saliva
>definitely better with lube but can't use it too often cause she would notice
>start to really enjoy anal penetration
>still don't know anything about the prostate though
>watch anal porn vids and try to imitate them
>one day my best friend and I are alone at my house
>both fap to youporn under our shirts, something we used to do very often
>show him the dildo to have a giggle
>I confess I tried putting it in my ass
>still don't know why it turned me on so much to tell him at this moment
>I take some lube and show him
>take it balls deep
>he's laughing his ass off but still wants to watch
>we don't really talk, but I can tell we're both very turned on
>my heart is pounding
>I get naked and fuck myself in front of him
>the situation is so fucked up I turn into full slut mode
>it feels 10 times better than usual
>I'm moaning so loud I don't recognize myself
>friend is freaking out, he sits next to me and starts fapping
>he asks me questions about how it feels
>he gets naked too
>I suddenly understand that if I keep on fucking my ass like that I'm gonna cum
>I ask him if he wants to fuck me
>he freaks out even more but says yes
>he puts his dick in and pounds me for 15 seconds
>he cums inside me
>he pulls out, I'm still not finished
>I put the dildo back in me and give myself a pounding
>there's definitely a spot that feels better than the rest
>after a moment my ass contracts and I ejaculate on the floor
>felt incredible

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/sci/ fag here. I remember this story well, it still pisses me off.
>Be me
>Be in science class
>Class gets off topic
>Class has discussion on gravity
>Teacher starts going on about gravity, and how it works
>BasicScience.jpg
>Teacher states how gravity is caused
>Dumbass across room says "I thought gravity happened because of the air"
>mfw

>be like 8 maybe
>me and my two best friends play pretend vampires and vampire hunters at recess
>some girl starts to join us everyday
>I am seriously against girls and believe fully in cooties
>after about a month tell my friends to vote if they want to keep her
>they tell me they want her gone too
>we confront her but they renege and say they want her to stay
>I say I'm leader so what I say goes
>she runs away crying
>never play with or talk to her again
I don't think I will ever forgive myself for this one. I have no idea why I was such a little shithead kid.

>>729293442
Dunno, it's kind of the dumbest thing they can do
Anyone will eventually learn that live isn't fair through the rest of the world but if you'r parents treat you unfair you just lose thrust in them

>be me
>16 y/o beta far
>10/10 qt3.14 I've been beta orbiting for a while, let's call her Cunt
>Cunt is way out of my league
>decide to nut up
>ask her out
>all but laughs in my face, I wasn't really expecting much
>next day
>in first class of day, just Fucking off
>security guard comes in
>5'4" morbidly obese Mexican who thinks he's the shit
>could get away from him by walking fast
>drags me to the office and sits me down
>sit there for several hours, nobody answers my questions or talks to me
>punch of kids caught smoking are brought in
>"let them go, this one is more serious" referring to me
>thefuck.jpg
>cop, security guard, and principal sit down with me
>"We have a very disturbing claim from Cunt, saying you tried to rape her"
>What the shit
>Try and tell them all I did was ask her out
>They jump to the conclusion that I got shot down and then tried to attack her
>Won't let me call anyone, trying to force me to confess to something I didn't do
>Don't care about what actually happened, her parents are very wealthy and apparently are also involved
>Make them hand over the "Official report"
>Notice a bunch of flaws
>"Security camera over here picked this up" no camera in that area
>"Eye witness so and so saw this" that person is her friend, wasn't actually there that day
>"Ran and got assistance from bus driver" it was the middle of the day when this supposedly happened, no bus drivers would be around and it was a closed campus, so nobody without permission coming or going during school
>The fact that they are illegally detaining me and trying to force me to confess
>I was a beta fag, but not retarded
>Point out that my uncle, grandfather, and several of my family friends are cops
>Through my grandpa I actually know the chief of police
>Cop in the meeting starts getting uncomfortable
>Turn it around on them
>Get a little bold and make a couple threats
>Principal trying to act unfazed, but is actually starting to sweat
Cont?

>>729293376
I cant find any good ones that sell old stuff, i just know about one.
I once went to one, they were selling all kinds of games and many consoles... sadly they had no gameboy... i bought a xbox360 controller to play dark souls.

>>729293685
Dude, no, just no.... nonononono, please tell me that that is a lie...

>Be me at age 0
>I was born

>>729293837
Yes

>be me 11 at recess
>we're playing football
>friend hits me in the head really fucking hard with the ball
>i get pissed and lightly hit him with the fake shitty jerseys we were forced to wear
>teacher sees me
>every teacher in the school hates me and idk why
>she calls my parents
>cunt says i beat the everloving shit out of my friend with the fake shit jersey
>parents believe that teachers never lie
>get beaten with a belt and grounded for a month

>>729293837
Please, sounds great

>be me in high school
>have to make a info sheet about St Helens being volcano shit
>pages were big ass A3 sheets
>make this super ass loads of detail shit with like a few pictures
>guy beside me covers his with pictures and 2 short sentences
>teacher doesn't like me because I'm friends with some guys that she hates
>rips up my shit, throws it in the trash and tells me to do it again

To this day, I have no idea why.

>>729285214
Wow. What a massive douchebag christianfag asshole.

>>729293837
please continue

>Be me
>Be 5-6
>Classmate gives some cool drawings to everybody
>His face is dirty with all the drawing stuff
>It looks like he wears makeup
>Say that he looks like a girl
>He starts crying
>Tells teacher that i called him girl
>Teacher proceeds to hate me for the whole year and punish me all the time
A lot of years later and I still hate that bitch

>13 years old
>think I'm awesome because I have a 15 year old friend
>play co-op vidya all the time
>have a sleepover in my house
>wake up to the sound of him fucking my Mom in the next room
>can't sleep with the noise, so I play Pokemon
>realise the only reason he was my 'friend' was because my whore Mom was on his dick all the time
>so beta I stay friends with him just to have a foot on the social ladder

Is there anything more beta than staring into your cereal bowl in the morning to ignore the fact that your friend just slapped your Mom's ass in front of you? I'd like to hear it.

>>729294971
idk whats with teachers doing shit like targeting specific students it has happened to me in almost every school ive been to

>be 13 or something
>be end of school day
>want to leave school, have important things to do
>nope.jpg
>get called to principal for shit I didn't do
>school already over
>be in principals office
>get screamed at
>cellphone rings
>answer call
>my mom because important things
>principal is raging
>Anon give me cellphone, no cellphones allowed In school
>tell him litteraly to shut the fuck up, school is over, I have to talk to my mom and it's bad manners to disturb a telephoneing person
>he wants to get physical and trys to take my phone away
>run away
>two days suspended
Fuck that Bastard

>>729287292
Sick fucking neckbeard

>>729294649

thx

>>729287772
I'll take "things that never fucking happened" for $7500 Trebek

>>729295176
did he end up doing other shit like this? seems like he was on a power trip or something.

>>729293837
CONT FAGGOT

>>729293837
sure why not

>be 17 senior in high school
>be in statistics class
>shit bitch teacher cunts the place up all year
>6 weeks left of school year
>taking notes in back of class
>listening to iPod with my ear buds tucked into my shirt with volume really low
>faggot right across from me couldn't even hear it
>shit bitch teacher chimes in "mr. anon give me your ipod right now!"
>um no
>"give it to me or I'll come take it myself!"
>go ahead and try you nutty bitch
>*stand up and walk out of class*
>proceeds to tell principal I verbally threatened her and so I wasn't allowed to walk at graduation because of it
>mfw I'm not even mad because I got to sleep in and still got my diploma

>be me in 8th grade
>chorus teacher is a big fucking crybaby and complains at everything me and my friend do
>he singles out the 3 of us constantly for the smallest shit
>one day he says he's not in a good mood so he'll "crack down" on talking a lot more
he is literally gonna get us in trouble cause hes in a bitchy attitude
>phone falls out of bag cause fag friend opened my zipper
>he takes it away
>have conversation with friend while whole class is talking
>singles me out and get moved across the classroom
>i start lazily singing cause im pissed
>he takes this as me purposely interrupting the class to be a dick
>class ends and i run the fuck out of there
>get a call home from that cunt telling my parents i almost got suspended
>details were that i was "using my phone" "being mean to classmates" "disrupting class" "giving teacher attitude" ect.
>my mom believes me that he was just being bitchy
>dad believes teachers never lie
>still get grounded

>>729286796
see anon i've had similar shit like this happen when i was a kid, when i made a selfish choice without even thinkingbof my mothers feelings, kids don't think like that, their hardwired to think about themselves, a survival behaviour i guess but looking back on thise kind of memories i always feel a deep shame and self hatred that i just can't shrug off, mind keeps drawing back to similar memories, more shame, regret and self hatred, never self pity, only a deep hatred for myself and a need to "erase" myself, felt like this over petty stuff as a child but after my mother died all i feel like is that i have failed as a son, a brother, a protector when people needed me most i was running around doing stupid shit with friends, a friend once told me "never regret, because no matter what that regret is, you'll regret every decision after it for the rest of your life"

he was right, ww3 is really my last hope, i can't die by means of suicide and i refuse to put my family through the pain of loss, suicide in itself is selfish, sometimes there are reasons that might aleviate the guilt but i see it as a crime to take ones own life.

if in the coming months we see ourselves plunged into a nuclear war then it serves us all right, that we wipe ourselves from the earth, give rise to something greater from it's ashes, hope, that maybe this new life has the potential if given time and guidance to surpass our inability to settle meaningless differences and strive towards a peacefull and harmoniouss future.

mankind, we are naturally a violent species but we also have a capacity to learn and we are also naturally empathetic to our loved ones, it is a shame that in the year 2017 that nations are still at war,

i truly believe that a malevolent force has been working against us from the start, ww3, nukes, they mean the end of mankind, slim chance of survival for the human race past 50years and yet we are still heading towards annhialation at a steady pace, we are fucked.

>>729288428
>be me 9
>3rd grade teacher
What?

>>729295148
You should have showed him who the real alpha was by fucking your mom even harder.

>>729295663
Yes he did lots of shit, not only to me but especially
He is in some weird Christian sect too and half the teachers (the good half) hate him too
Many of the good teachers even quit their job only because of that Bastard
What I heard from friends that repeated some years the school is absolutely shit now because there are not many good teachers left

>>729285214
>be me, 9
>summer camp
>bunk finds a rock under our cabin
>decide to name him Sergei
>he's our bunk mascot
>Fight for 2 months with other bunks who keep stealing Sergei
>Bury Sergei deep in the woods so nobody will ever find him until next year
>next year, camp closes bc of food poisoning lawsuit
>Camp ground is turned into park
>We never got Sergei back
I'm still thinking about going back to the park and digging up that rock

>>729296166
Nice autism you got there pal.

>>729296334
Do it for Sergei

>>729296334
Get Sergei anon, get him back.

>>729287957
found the teacher

>>729296334
Get Sergei and report back immediately anon.

>>729296572
Found the teenager.

We did the same but with a fox skull.
Got screamed at cause it was a "health hazard"

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>>729296511
nice digits.
>>729296579
>>729296530
>>729296511

I'll do it, but it's over 8 hours from where I live now. Anyone wanna help?

>>729296334
Do it /b/ro or live in regret forever

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>Be me
>Be a cute Newborn
>Someone cut off my foreskin

>>729296334
Do it sergei miss you

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>>729296699
>>729296729
Holy shit they rebuilt the camp. In Palmer, MA

>>729296211
Probably late birthday my friend had a late birthday so all we always called him retarded and that he got held back

>>729296699
Sorry, im european but I wish you luck if you go get Sergei

>>729293837
>Still poking holes in their report of sworn testimonials
>If a 16y/o student who's just skimming through can make a cop and the principal of a high school this scared, imagine what's going to happen when I get others involved
>"Obviously there are some flaws here but we can sort them out"
>Try and take report back
>Ohnoyoudontnigger.gif
>I know how these fuckers operate, they're going to destroy that report and make a new one cause they obviously didn't try, just expected me to roll over
>Tell them I'm keeping the report and leave
>Tell them they'll also be handling how they treated me, forcing me to sit in one spot for nearly 10 hours and not allowing me to contact anyone
>Walk out of there feeling pretty damn great
>Confidence level over 9,000
>Stop by McShithole for victory tendies
Now this might sound like an amazing win story, but here comes the kicker
>Get home, mom and step dad start screaming at me
>"HOW COULD YOU"
>"AN INNOCENT GIRL"
>"I RAISED YOU SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS"
>Try and explain what actually happen
>They won't listen
>They don't care
>Just assume I ACTUALLY raped her
>Leave, get my grandfather in on this, he's always gotten my parents to calm down when this happens cause it isn't unusual
>My younger brother was always the favorite, could do no wrong
>Set a classroom on fire, covered it up for him and made his two week suspension a fucking vacation
>My granpa looks into it, principal, cop, lying security guard and bus driver and a couple other people are all fired and banned from their job types and shit
>Parents still treat me like a rapist
>Won't look me in the eye
>Tell every single family member that will listen that I'm a rapist
>Most of them take my side because they know what actually happened
>A decent amount don't
>Rumours fly about what happened at school, biggest one is I blackmailed everyone that posed a threat
>Only one friend for the rest of my high school career
>No one will date me because of this
Cont

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>>729287292

do I need to translate this pic rel8?

>>729297260
makes me mad. cont please

>>729286796
>at school for lunch break, you can either eat home if parents take you or eat to the cantina
>cantina is usually shitty food
cantina means bar in spanish

dafuq?

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>>729296166
Read the first five lines. This too long, skip to the bottom
>nukes, ww3

mfw

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>>729287772

you shit-head, you had to had someone taking the greatest video ever of you throwing $100 planes at the fucker.

and then post a webm here (or it didn't happen).

>>729297493
Probably not native English speaker
Canteen is not so far off

>>729297260
Fiction or not this is good shit.

cont anon

>>729285214
got molested by my scout leader.
mother fucker never called me back.

>>729285214
How do I save a thread?

>>729296166
this is really deep

>be me
>on an ROTC camping trip
>cadets under 13 were called league cadets while 13+ were called sea cadets
>league cadets only got to stay for 3 days while sea cadets stay for 5 cause age limitations and shit
>i was a league cadet
>sea cadets and staff cadets being cunts to league cadets not letting us do cool shit like boat races
>commander and executive officer see this shit
>they get super pissed at sea and staff cadets
>commander says if league cadets beat sea cadets and staff cadets at boat race all sea cadets get sent home early
>me and this girl get chosen to race the cadets only 2 per boat
>beat 3 teams of cadet fags
>commander makes us race staff cadets and midshipmen next
>oshit.jpeg
>we actually beat them
>we gotta race commander and executive officer
>theyre 2 old dudes so we win
>we fucking annihilate everyone at boat race
>commander didnt actually expect us to win so instead of actually sending 100+ kids home he lets them stay
>i get pissed that i didnt get to piss off a shit ton of parents over a stupid boat race

>Be me
>6 in kindergartn
>Teacher is letting everyone write math problems on the board. Kids are writting 1+2=3 and shit.
>Walk up like a boss.
>120×5=600.
>No anon, 120+5=125
>Its multiplication you dumb whore.
>She has no clue what I am talking about. I look like the idiot.

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>be like 8
>playing NES in the attic
>have been extremely constipated all week
>finally cant hold it in anymore
>toilet is on the fritz, other toilet is in the bathroom but mom is taking a shower
>take a a shit on the carpet
>its a massive dried out lump of rock, didnt even smell
>dont know what to do with it so throw it up in the rafter
>completely forget about it

about ten years later
>helping dad renovate the attic
>removing cover plates from ceiling
>weird grey rock thing falls out and breaks in two in front of my dads feet
>he kinda shrugs and throws it in a trashbag
>ask him wtf that was
>some kind of mutant fossilized mouse or something
>mfw

>>729297493
I'm guessing cafeteria.

>>729287423
kek

>>729297426
This gets me all fucking worked up just typing this out
>>729297851
I'm just some dude on the internet but I swear this is all real

Not much left to say about this I'm afraid
>Parents and some of my family treat me horribly
>They end up kicking me out at the ripe age of 17, end up living in a drug den
>End up getting my shit together, am now a tard caretaker and make decent money, got my own place, shits going good for me
>Younger brother is a dead beat who lives off my mom and step dad
>All he does is drink and excercise
>I'm automatically just not as good cause I'm fat and smoke weed
>They wonder why I hate them
>Wonder why I don't interact with them unless I absolutely have to

But yeah, I'm now wandering into "why my parents are horrible people and why I think they should be shot" territory, so I think I'll cut it off here

Thanks for listening anons, it was good to right this out and get some of the anger worked out

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>Be me, 4th grade
>Halloween right around the corner
>get sick ass grim reaper costume, complete with garbage plastic scythe cause I was into that shit
>go to school and everyone's talking about their costumes
>asshole kid says how lame my costume sounds
>fuckinwot.jpg
>tell him scythes are cooler than he could ever be
>he goes on about how he's making a cool Pokemon trainer outfit
>tell him I'm able to cut his Pikachu in pika-two
>he's actually furious and walks away
>next day I get called up to the office
>this piece of shit is there next to the principal, fake crying and some shit, as are his parents and mine
>mfw he says I threatened him and his parents go ballistic and claim how they'll press charges if nothing's done
>his parents look like typical rich fags btw
>tell principal and parents what I said and gave context
>somehow principal thinks it's worse than he thought
>"well someone has to go to a different class"
>it me
>get put in class that has two teachers because there's a couple of supreme tards next door to old classroom
>hear every party they have and how everyone is having fun
>this class is dull as shit and they have no fun cause tards can't handle it


I'm still pissed about that shit, though I did meet some cool people in there minus the tards. Had a foreign exchange student for a bit as well. I ended up with the same teachers the next year and with the same students, minus the tards as they were going to middle school now, and it was a fucking blast, but I'll never forget that little bitch.

>>729298775
That's terrible. I was hoping there would be would be some reparations for you. At least your life is back on track. What happened to the bitch that caused this?

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>>729285214
>When I was really young, about 5? maybe younger.
>I had this badass batman action figure
>Being a poor kid from a shitty little village, I always worshiped every toy I got
>play with it in a sandbox
>decide for some reason that I want to bury batman in sand
>mfw I couldn't find it again
>mfw I kept coming back to that place looking for it until I gave up
>mfw batman is gone
>probably some kid took it home
>cry a lot and be upset over batman
can't remember exactly where and when it happened, like there's a fog around the sandbox. Oh well, mustn't have been important

>>729298775
The fact that people get away with this in a first world country is infuriating. This should happen exclusively in the likes of Saudi Arabia.

>be me
>8th grade
>black bitch has no idea what shes talking about just spewing political bullshit
>i get pissed and call her a dolt
>dumb nigger bitch tells my fat nigger bitch teacher
>she tells fat nigger teacher that i called her a thot
>at the time i didn't even know what a thot is
>tell teacher i don't know what it means and that i called her a dolt and that she called me a stupid bitch
>fat nig teacher takes her side and says im lying to get her in trouble
>only argument the little nigger is putting up is "dindu nuffin"
>teacher buys it all
>i get sent down to office
>im in the office, nobody at front desk so i leave and wait in the stairwell
>teacher sends students to get me and they see im not in the office and while making it back to class they find me waiting
>they take me back to class and they said i was sitting on the stairs
>fat cunt assumes im skipping stating that there is always someone at the front desk
>sent down to office with referral
>still nobody so i just go behind the desk and walk to the back rooms to find an administrator
>tell her that i did nothing wrong and they were both lying and nobody was at the front
>administrator saves my ass and rips up the referral
>rub it in fat cunts face
>she keeps singling me out and getting me in trouble
>tell same administrator that fat nig is targeting me only
>get fat nigger fired

>>729298775
That was a pretty cool story, regardless of whether it was fake or not. How's grandpa doing anon?

>>729299543
I thought grandpa Anon was cool and let them lose their job

>>729298981
Sick revenge plan Xddddd
>Around Halloween, buy a pikachu plush and cut it in half
>Find where the faggot who got you put in the tard class and place the cut in half pikachu on his doorstep
>???

>>729299980
Shit, I wish I'd thought of that back then.

>>729299980
Sounds autistic

>>729299063
Cunt was untouched because her parents are rich fags, so even though I had all this against her nothing could have been done. Besides, women who make false rape accusations usually walk away. At least I got to make them really fucking uncomfortable, and made them hurt in the only way they care, their wallets.
>>729299543
Yeah, I know. Especially with the resources I had available.

>>729295148
this is gold

>be me grade 7
>originally from BC, moved to small town outside of Nashville to be with my grandfather who was sick with cancer
>go to super strict school with tons of kids
>get nicknamed "Canada" by everyone there, even a few teachers because I'm Canadian
>join the middleschool football team to gain some chad points
>one of my coaches is also my social studies teacher
>he is a dumbfuck evangelical rube with a think southern accent
>pointing out different countries involved in WW2 on a projector image at the front of the class
>"Aynd hur's Japayun rat over hur"
>he's pointing to fucking Borneo
>no one else in my class knows fuck all for geography, I put my hand up, he points to me and asks what I want to say
>"that's not Japan, Japan's over there"
>"Oh well then since you're so smart come point it out"
>walk to the front of the class and point out the correct country
>the look on his face says he knows he was wrong
>damagedhisego.png
>he gets real close and screams in my face
>"GO SIT YER ASS DOWN SMARTYPANTS"
>a bunch of kids in the class snicker and laugh at me as I'm going back to my seat
>coach was an extra dick at practice after that and would make shit hard for me whenever he could

I sure am glad I came back to Canada, fuck the south.

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>>729285214
>Be me, 8
>have played piano for maybe a year now
>Head teacher runs the school orchestra
>Gives me and my brother a letter
>About us joining and playing piano
>we join, because our parents say so
>told to use xylophones/glockenspiels
>mfw i have to give up a lunch time every week for 3 years and bash blocks like a troglodyte instead of chillin' with my friends

>>729295148
Michael? I'm sorry, bro.. Your mom was asking for it.

>>729299942
Grandpa ended up getting into a gnarly accident in a high speed chase, had to quit. A few years later he was diagnosed with several types of cancer and I was the one who usually took him to his appointments and treatments and shit. But grandpa is a fucking beast, and survived it all.
Didn't even lose his rad handle bar mustache

>>729296166
what the actual fuck is wrong with you

>>729299933
Read>>729300937
Forgot to tag you, sorry

>>729300937
everyone has that badass grandpa

>>729300519
Fucking glockenspiel dude
My mother forced me into some music school from 5 till 9
Hat to play fucking xylophone
Was boring as fuck
Still can't read music symbols
Absolutely horrible time
So much wasted childhood

>be in middle school
>in laungage arts
>stupid word of the day b/s
>today's word is Lucifer
>umm, wat
>teacher asks students to describe how he looks
>"tail"
>"pitchfork"
>"horns"
>raise my hand
>"wings"
>entire classroom laughs at me
>"lucifer doesn't have wings, retard!"
>sit quietly

Still makes me angry.

>>729298775
i hope ur mom and step dad and the cunt get skinned alive, set on fire, castrated and force fed their removed genitals. and then beaten so badly that they have to eat thru a tube for the rest of their lives. it would be even better if after all that they became immortal so that they have to watch all of the people they love die right in front of them. how could someone do that and sleep at night and live with themselves is beyond me

>>729301112
Yeah, but mine is the most fucking badass of them all. Beat the fuck out of some punk who broke into his house even though he's super out of shape, has a lot of physical issues because of the car accident, and was extremely weak from chemo.

>>729301556
But he is described as an angel isn't he?

>>729301783
Exactly. The entire class room (20-30 kids) laughed at me and the teacher disregarded it. Fucking retards. We also had the word "fetish" one day. Seriously, wat?

>be boy
>every game is "mario" to parents
>have gameboy and pokemon blue
>wake up
>play some pokemon
>start a gym battle
>'anon turn that off, we're going to church'
>ask if i can play in the car if i have it off by the time we get there
>fine
>finish battle
>save and hand gameboy to mom
>puts it in her purse
>today just happens to be the day we learn about the evils of pokemon
>it promotes the occult, satanism, magic, and evolution
>they have magic tarot cards and it's most commonly available as video games and a cartoon
>on the way home
>ask for my gameboy back
>unzips her purse and grabs it
>hesitates and pulls the catridge out
>rolls down the window and throws it
>'sorry anon, that game was evil, i'll buy you a new mario tomorrow'

>>729288895
Kek

>>729302317
>every game is "mario" to parents
Ffffuuuuck sake

>>729301651
I could honestly go on for a long time about all the shit they did to me.

>>729302721
Go on
Its not like we have anything better to do

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>>729302317
What the fuck man, I hope you pulled her brain out and threw it out of the window

>>729302317
This brings back memories.
People who are willfully ignorant to the point where it effects their ability to be a parent should be shot. Do your fucking job or wear a condom you cunt.

>be me
>3rd grade
>teacher hates me for some reason
>we have a thing called perfect week its when you last a week without getting a check on the chalkboard
>when you get in trouble you get a check on the board
>when you get perfect week you get some chocolate lava cake on friday
>cunt teacher stares me down constantly trying to find the smallest things i do wrong to give me a check
for example
>one time i rip my paper while erasing something so i tear it out my notebook and throw it away
>Anon! go up to the board and put a check by your name
>get angry and sigh "fine"
>ANON ARE YOU GIVING ME ATTITUDE
>no. then i sniff cause i had a runny nose
>ANON ARE YOU SNARLING AT ME NOW
>no, jeez
>ANONTHATS4CHECKSONTHEBOARD!!!!!!
>she would do shit like this every week so all year i never got a perfect week and barely got recess
>one time a faggot was getting in my face cause i told him to not cut in front of me at lunch time
>i push him and he fake falls and tells teacher for the soul purpose of being a cunt
>teacher assigns me to be a tard wrangler at the special ed class during lunch time for the last 3 months of school
>it was pure torture especially being a germaphobe fag around nasty tards for 3 months
>be me
>be tard wrangler
>help this pale wheelchair tard because he kept chewing into his fingers
>tard uses superhuman autismo strength to grab onto my arm with his nasty fingernails digging into my skin
>teacher eventually gets my arm out of the tard trap
>have to go to nurses office cause i was bleeding alot from the tard claws
>go back to class an hour later with my forearm bandaged up with paper towels and tape with an ice pack
>about to be my first perfect week when my teacher makes me write 2 checks for being late and got detention
>i show her the paper towel bandaging saying i was at the nurses office
>she tells me its fake cause the nurse supposedly would've given me real bandages
>tell her shes wrong and im not lying
cont.

>>729303551
>ANON STOP TALKING BACK TO ME
>im not im just explaining to you why im late
>THERE YOU GO AGAIN TALKING BACK, IM CALLING YOUR PARENTS
>get home
>dickhole parents believe teachers never lie and i was being an ass
>hit with a belt and grounded for 3 months

>>729302317
>be boy with pokemon blue
>love it
>it goes MISSING
>mom is going to kill me holy shit i've never done anything so expensive
>i've brought it to school a few times
>take extra bathroom breaks
>search other peoples cubbies and backpacks for it
>get home
>carefully search without drawing suspicion
>this goes on for a couple days
>mom finds out i lost it
>beats my ass
Years later, dad told me he pawned it for pill money and never told her.

>>729292312
Teaching you a life lesson.
- you don't always get what you want
- not everyone is equal.

>>729302317
i have a super religious family until my dad decided it was stupid so i got saved from the whole "pokemon is satanic" bullshit only cause my dad decided to be an athiest

>be in elementary school
>forgot what grade, i think it was 3rd
>lunch time
>im in line and waiting patiently
>this whale of a girl cuts infront of me
>i tell her "hey no cutting"
>she calls me an idiot and to have patience
>i just leave it at that
>it was my turn to get lunch so i punch my number into the little keypad
>get my tray and about to find my seat
>didnt keep track of where i was walking
>bump into whale lady
>she says "ow" as loud as she can
>everyone is looking at this point
>principle walks in
>girl tells him what happened and she tells him that i pushed her on purpose
>im almost in tears
>i have to go eat in the office and lose my recess
>parents of the girl walks in and calls me a disrespectful kid
>im crying my eyes out
>no one talked to me anymore until middle school

>>729298775
Garret?

>>729304500
Are you religious or not?
Is your dad an Agnostic Atheist, an Agnostic Theist or a Gnostic Atheist?

>>729304883
100% of women are absolute bullshit artists and if you ever think you've found a good one, you got tricked, enjoy the downfall.
I'm not bitter, I'm gay, I've got no dick in this fire. Be very afraid of girls. They WILL accuse you of rape when not given complete, unequivocal freedom.

>>729304883
why is it always the school whales that fucking ruin everything? they always bitch and they feel above everyone, especially the black whale bitches, they are like the white whales but louder and less understandable

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

>>729305021
i believe in christianity and my dad is an agnostic athiest

>>729299910
Good, love me some sweet justice

>>729300976
maybe whats wrong with me is the only thing thats right but i know whats right and my outlook on life is now a selfless one, no ambition, no future, not that there looks to be a chance of one, far too late i realised the importance of love and the notion of a family, i admit i was in a bad stage of my life but that no excuse to neglect or cause pain to loved ones or to be ignorant of their suffering, it just pains me to know that the time i spent on this earth i cause more harm than good, not just in the general "grand scheme" of things but to the things that mattered most to me, the things i claimed to hold dear, i've made enough of a change to atleast even the karma but the past is written in stone, we can only relive it in our memories and soon even that will fade in the coming nuclear winds.

My only peace is knowing that there might be a chance that mankind may survive and even learn and become greater living beings than this time round, if not us then i can only hope that it will be a biological decendant, that our legacy carry on,

>>729303217
Brother broke brand new flat screen TV, I had to pay for a new one that cost $700 more than what the one they bought was cause I should have been there to stop him from doing something retarded.

Went out shooting with my family, brother shot me in the thigh with a .22 and everyone just laughed at me, didn't take me to the hospital. They dug it out and made me treat the wound myself. At least they knew what they were doing, they both work in the medical field.

I broke their piece of shit washing machine from the 70's, made me buy them a brand new one. Brother broke the dryer that was also from the 70's, he didn't have to replace it.

I slept on a twin bed that literally had springs sticking out of it. No frame, it just sat on the floor. I had nothing but a 10 inch tv with a built in DVD player and a GameCube in my room, also my desk and my closet of clothes, most of which were from goodwill. Brother got a brand new bed frame with a memory foam mattress because he complained one afternoon, I complained and I got slapped by my step dad and told to appreciate what I had.

My room was always spotless. Everything had a place. Brothers room had shit piled so high you couldn't walk through it without struggling.

I wasn't even allowed to have a pocket knife. They knew I hated them. They knew that if I got the opportunity I'd have shoved them off a cliff without thinking twice. Whereas my brother would be given guns for trap shooting. He didn't even enjoy it, whereas I did but wasn't allowed to do it because that would mean I would have a gun in my hands.

More?

>>729305824
I can slightly relate.
More pls

>>729304989
If you're asking if that's my name, no

>>729305824
Sound like genuine pieces of shit.

>>729300193
That's how you know it's good!

>>729303551
>tard wrangler

Fucking kek

>>729306041
I did a lot of work for various family members for extra cash because they knew my parents provided my with the extreme basic necessities of life, sometimes less. I had a decent amount of cash saved up for my age, about 1,500. I was waiting for the opportunity to bail and move out. They would frequently go through my stuff and find the money and stole it all, then had the audacity to be angry with me for having so much money and were demanding to know what I was planning to do with it.

>>729306845
Anon i am so angry. please tell me a justice boner can be wrought from the end of this.

>>729291207
(what a bitch)

>>729304883
this angers me for some reason

>>729306845
Jimmies:
[]Unrustled
[]Rustled
[X]TURBORUSTLED

>>729306530
Yeah. They are.

>>729306845
One afternoon I was out in front of the house doing yard work. Step father, let's call him P, overheard me muttering something. Assumed I was talking shit about him, I wasn't but I don't remember what I was saying. Starts pullverizing me in front of all the neighbours. Cops show up, "WHY WOULD I LAY A HAND ON MY OWN SON IM A PARAMEDIC I SEE REAL ABUSE EVRY DAY HURRR DURRRR BLAH BLAH BLAH" He's done this a lot and isn't stupid, no visible marks from the beating, nothing the cops can do. They apologize and the sadness in their eyes breaks my heart. They leave. I'm beat again because the cops showed up even though I had no control over it.

>>729293725
She belongs in the kitchen anyways

>>729286613
What does this even mean? Is he trapped in your rape dungeon?

>be me
>be 11 or 12
>get my own pc for my birthday
>invite friend over
>show him around my new battle station
>he's in awe
>note: he's pretty fucking poor
>we spent 2-3 hours just playing on the pre installed software
> 3 months later
>invite poor friend around over
>watching internet cartoons n shit
>ebolaworld, deadfrog, joecartoon the good shit
>leave the room to go take a shit
>return to my friend on some porn site lost to site
>kinda amused, but afraid parents would walk in
>guess fucking what
>parents accuse me of looking at porn
>website gives me Trojan what turns my computer into cancer
>desktop_stripper.exe
>my dad spends 2 hours wiping my computer, as moaning sounds play
>dad moves computer into his study
>can only go on for work and with supervision
> 4 more years before I get my own computer again
>parents see me as some creep
>poor kid avoids me for the rest of the school year

>>729305824
Are you harry potter?

>be 17
>senior year
>I'm a teacher's aide for the band director
>have been for 3 years
>help him with clerical stuff a lot
>sometimes gives me money and lets me leave the school during class to get lunch
>I have supreme immunity because I'm his only aide that year
>already got most of my credits, so 4 of my classes are band
>one day, he needs more printer paper to print off some new music for pep band
>I know where it is
>done it more than a dozen times in my 3 years with him
>no one's ever given me shit
>this year we have a new AP
>he sees me grab a ream of printer paper
>accuses me of stealing
>try and tell him I'm on a mission from the band director for an event the APs put together last minute
>he asks for my pass
>I have none because why the fuck would I
>drags me across the hall from the clerical pool to the APs offices
>has me sit in a chair and grabs the bitchy lady AP that hates me
>get yelled at for like 20 minutes for being a piece of shit
>band director is pissed that I'm taking so long
>storms through hallways looking for me
>sees me through the window to the APs office
>fucking koolaid mans through the door and asks what I'm doing
>APs say I'm stealing printer paper
>he fucking loses his shit and goes off on them because he sent me to get it
>I wind up getting in trouble anyways for being suspicious I guess
>they give me a sports code violation because that's the only thing they could get away with
>I'm not even in sports
>but it's filed the same as if a kid in sports is caught drinking, doing drugs, or sexually assaulted someone
>so on the off chance anyone checks my highschool transcripts, I have that mark
>for getting printer paper
I realize it means nothing, but it still pisses me off. Like shit, I was just doing my job man. Band director was bro and gave me a stack of blank passes after that incident though. TOTALLY didn't use them to skip classes.

>>729290492
Ur fucking lying and if not i would be losing right now if this was a you rage you lose thread

>Be me
>8th grade
>Go to libtard school
>If you are nice to the teachers and to the students you get good grades.
>I'm a republitard
>One Republican teacher joins the school
>He grades you on your work
>Majority of kids fail his class
>End up becoming good friends with him
>Libtard teachers hate this
>One approaches me
>"umm anon, why are you friends with somebody who's mean to people"
>"because he's funny and we like vidya"
>She doesn't like this
>2 weeks later I find out she failed me with an E grade
>Parents upset
>They talk to the teacher
>I get expelled due to the patriarchy and "muh feelings" and the fact that my parents are Republican

>>729285214
>Be me.
>Be born.
>Still not forgiven my parents for it.
>Still pissed.

oh boy

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>>729308381
You don't just GET expelled for nothing you lying shit.

>>729288707
>>729289191
>trolling them softly

>>729286613
Theft and lying are good Christian values to teach children.

> In kindergarten
> Made "8"s with two circles.
> Girl next to me says I'm stupid for not not making them in one loop.
> Listened to her and quit doing them my way.
> Don't know why.
> Bitch.

>>729306959
I'm afraid not. Not all stories have a perfect happy ending. But here's a kind of happy one.

>>729307333
Nice trips. And yeah. I feel you.

So every weekend I deep cleaned the house because these people are disgusting. It would take me an entire Saturday or half of sat and Sun. We were out of town Saturday and didn't get back till Sunday afternoon, they still expected me to go through my normal cleaning routine and do my homework (i had a lot to do that weekend). It was about 12am when I finished cleaning, so I started on my homework. It's about 5am by the time I'm nearly finished, I decide to take a break and go to the bathroom. P wakes up and kinda stalks me just to see what I'm doing. Ends up kicking down my door and starts screaming at me for being up so late, even though I'm sitting at my desk obviously doing homework. Doesn't let me explain. Doesn't give me time to before he's across the room and at my throat for yelling at him.
I snapped.
Upper cut to the jaw.
Knee to the stomach.
Grab his arm and pin it behind his back and I'm rewarded with such a meaty crack from his shoulder that I nearly cum.
Mind you, he's over a foot and a half taller than me and built like a mountain.
Kick him in the back of the knee, hear and feel it give out. I haven't let go of his arm yet. I'm moving to snap his neck. Don't even know how. But I'm going to do it.

Right until my mother yells at me to stop. She didn't look angry. She didn't look scared. I want to say it was shame for herself in her eyes for pushing me that far. But that probably wasn't it. No. She never once apologized. So that definitely wasn't it.

I let go of him. I've broken him. He's furious, but won't look me in the eye. My mother had to carry him back to their room. That was three days before they kicked me out.

And surprisingly, they never breathed a word of it to anyone. They always loved telling people how awful of a son I was.

>>729308381
>I got expelled for being republican
Fuck off. You live in America, your parents would have sued and won. You were probably asked to write a paper about slavery and handed in "lol niggers suck and should still be slaves XD" like an edgy tryhard retard.

>>729308107
Haha no. Harry Potter had friends.

>>729309474
>>729306959 is
>>729307333

Also atleast that nigger got put in his place. hope he still is slackjawed

>>729309589
Harry Potter only had friends once he joined wizard school. Go join a wizard school, Anon.

>be me
>4th grade
>smartest and most athletic kid in class
>teacher leaves room and asks this small, jealous prick to write names on chalkboard of those that talk
>read textbook to myself while teachers gone
>lookup at board after 5 minutes
>half the class has had their name written
>shitty handwriting is hard to read
>locate my name
>readytocommitmurder.gif
>can't remember if anyone got in trouble or if teacher saw through bullshit
>fast forward a few weeks
>small jealous prick is sitting at desk with head down
>looks up at me as I pass by
>little fucker has the nastiest black eye I've ever seen
>suspect his dad beat him for being the cunt he is
>mynigga.jpg
>teacher says he caught a foul ball in the face
>either way, kid had it coming

>be in 4th grade
>christian school
>it's a weekend and both parents work
>mom makes me go to school daycare with little sister
>a bunch of 3-6 year olds, me and a 5th grader
>tell him something along the lines of "I'll bet you a million bucks..."
>don't remember what we were arguing about
>he wound up being right I think
>next week he tells his teacher I owe him money
>says I bet him
>get called in amd told gambling is immoral and illegal
>told I'm bad and now have to pay him
>teacher asks him how much money I owe him
>drevil.mp4
>get in more trouble for not being able to pay my million dollar debt
>parents get called in
>I'm crying because we're poor as it is and I've just sunk myself and my family into debt we'll never overcome
>teacher tells them what happened
>mom loses her shit for making me feel so terrible over dumb kid shit
>dad basically tells teacher to go fuck himself
>kid picks on me for next couple years
>I was pretty small until one day I hit puberty
>relatively large
>we have music lessons after school together because we play the same instrument
>he pulls a chunk of hair out of my head while teacher is grabbing something from his office
>after 3 years of this shit I finally lose it
>punch him in the side of the head
>teacher walks in to see that
>I get in trouble again
>talked at about how violence is wrong
>he brings up the whole "he owes me money" thing again
>this time adds that I beat him up because I didn't want to pay him
>parents throw a shitfit because this is such bullshit
>he winds up having to leave school because they found out he was a sadistic cunt who was constantly hurting other people

>>729308578
Another anon here, and that's bullshit on your account, my turn!
>Be me in 4th grade
>1 month before summer break
>Teacher is a bit snarky, imagine prude late 30 something year old
>We'll name her Ms San Miguel
>Have to use the restroom bad one day
>Refuses caus someone else is using the restroom
>Tell her it really is an emergency
>Bitch still doesn't let me go until I'm near crying
>Finally gives in and let's me go after I tell her I'm about to wet myself
>In my haste, cause I'm an autistic dumbass, I run out the door and fling my pencil back to express how urgent it was
>After coming back from taking a piss, I come back thinking everything is good, but then get sent to the principal's office
>Get my parents (just mom cause of recent divorce) called in, still don't know what's going on
>Ms San MiCunt tells her apparently the pencil I threw back almost hit her eye, and as such, I was expelled for the rest of the school year
>Told her I didn't mean to and I and to go really bad
>Said it didn't matter and its final

Her attitude about the whole situation, especially since I was just an autistic kid, peeves me off, but it honestly just ended up being a really long summer vacation for me.

>>729309795
No, but he doesn't walk right anymore. And I now know I can easily take him so he doesn't start shit anymore cause he can't fucking back it up. He's just extremely narcissistic.

>>729309831
Yeah cause there's so many of those around.

>>729310841
Man, literally makes my blood pressure rise. go and treat yourself to something nice if you are in a good spot right now. you deserve it.

>>729310932
There are, but only wizards can see them. You have to believe, Anon.

>13
>libtard school full of gooks, Indians, >and mudslimes
>I'm only poorfag in upper-middle class school
>constantly fantasise about shooting it up
>took Spanish out of Spanish and Turkish
>only kid who wants to actually learn
>6 months into year still no spanish teacher
>class is basically a time for me to read
>new teacher comes in
>biggest Bitch ever
>literally looks 60 even though late 20s
>annoying loud Mexican voice
>school is for accelerated kids it's charter
>bitch starts teaching fucking alphabet even though we already did a year of Spanish
>bitch dosnt let me read after I'm done with work
>my only friend in class's mother carpools with mine
>she pulled her kid out of the class after what she told me was a legendary bitch session

Cont?

>>729311274
Yeah, sure.

>>729311274
sure why not

>>729311274
Ja. jimmies on the move.

>be me
>in kindergarten
>new school, new country, second day of school
>still extremely nervous
>day before we got some writing homework and I did it to the best of my effort
>turn it in
>the teacher assistant is reviewing it
>laughs
>looks at me and asks who did this
>i tell her "me" with a smile
>I thought she was praising me
>"no, who did this?"
>tell her "me" again but more nervous
>"anon, give me the truth"
>i was like 5 in a new environment
>didn't speak English well so amplify the nervousness
>teacher assistant was ugly and looked like a witch so I was extra scared
>tell her my brother did it
>"good boy, don't let it happen again"
>to this day that moments pains me
>don't know why, I guess first time I was intimidated by someone, only time too

>>729311019
Haha I was until my car broke down. But when I got out of their grasp I fucking went to town. Sadly, the thing I enjoyed most was having a real bed. But sometimes I can't sleep unless I'm on the floor. Something I often did as a kid because of how uncomfortable my bed was.

>>729311215
Well I'm out of the run for becoming a wizard.

>>729311729
Godspeed anon.

>be 15
>transferred to a new highschool
>become friends with girl named lily
>wound up developing a huge crush on her
>spent any time I could with her
>never went for it even though there were several opportunities
>year later
>she's become really fucking weird by this point
>starts identifying as genderfluid and changes name to jay
>get redpilled on sjws
>get into debate in dms with her friend
>two days later
>I still think we're friends and try talking to them
>she's really cold
>messages me online after school
>tells me I'm a bitter horrible person who needs to grow the fuck up
>I cave and just start agreeing with her on everything because I wanted to still be friends
>they go to disneyland for a couple of weeks and I don't talk to them
>during that time, realize that my friendship actually meant nothing to them and they manipulated me into hating myself for having an opinion
>wind up hating them
>they act like everything's just fine and tries to be my friend again
>too much of a pussy to tell them to go fuck themselves
>eventually just stop talking to them ever
>months later
>my dog dies
>little sister gets message from her saying "sorry for your loss"
>tries to befriend her to fuck with me (I think)
>actually works and sister tries telling me they're not actually a bad person at all

Maybe I'm just petty but this fucked me up

>>729311946
You wanna know what they said when I got engaged to the person I was dating for four years?

"That's nice. But did you hear that your brother raised his failing grade to a C?!"

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Dear Lord.

Like, my mother and father beat me, sure. My sister got away with stealing and doing drugs, but I got shit for even telling them that I did drugs (after I had quit, mind you) but still. Now I have a decent relationship with both my parents, and my grandparents always had my back.

but compared to some of you unlucky fucks, I have gotten away lightly. I have a good life, a good boyfriend and good future prospects (always gonna teachers).

Thanks for lifting my spirits, /b/, through your suffering.

Sorry slow cause cellfag
>she actually gets her act together some after bitch session
>we start learning shit we learnt last year
>at least it's not the fucking alphabet
>had the legendary back corner seat
>lean against wall cause last period
>bitch still teaching some Spanish but mostly rules cause dumb kids talk in class
>though kids talk in class she singled me out for leaning against wall
>moves desks away from wall
>push mine back to wall before sitting
> evrytime bitch talks to me I just play 'oh ok'
>one day we pick Spanish names
>I don't want to role play as a mexicunt
>spend whole day picking names
>'anon what do you want your Spanish name to be'
>'don't want one'
>'have to pick one'
>pick Pablo
>next day bitch has new seating chart
>yesterday didint mean shit because she picked our names
>I was Carlos
>when she told us to say our names I said 'car loss'
>she bitched at me for not paying attention when teaching alphabet
>pissed all rest of day

>>729311669
Got another one, happened recently (still young so still counts as childhood)
>fast forward 10 years
>be 15
>I moved around the world a lot because my father's job
>oil engineer
>been to Saudi, Venezuela, Mexico, Thailand, you name it
>finally returning to home city (this is literally last year summer)
>have a best friend from elementary, also neighbor
>during summer, we return here from wherever we are, that's why we're so close
>we're so close that we feel comfortable insulting each other and pointing our flaws
>watch porn, anime, together
>go on vacations together (just trying to show how close we were)
>A 10 year old unbreakable friendship
>one day he's sending me pictures of his friends
>he's hoping I will get along with them starting this year
>sends me a girl
>"oh she's pretty cute"
>straight hair and glasses, was my type
>"...really?"
>"Yeah"
>"hehehe, okay"
>ask him why he's laughing
>tells me nothing
>fast forward a month
>he tells me he's hooking me up with the girl
>i'm against it because sounds like a bad idea
>found out she has a lot of exes (all of which are his best friends)
>definitely fishy
>tells me it's too late and she has already sent me a FB friend request
>urgh
>I add her and we start talking
>turns out my friend talks about me non-stop and she started liking me from that
>we eventually start flirting, but nothing serious
>puppy love
>"i love you"
>"I love you more"
>haven't been loved in a while and the last girl I loved I had to leave behind
>I ask her out (online I was still in Venezuela)
>says she doesn't know how she feels about being asked out over the internet
>we've literally video chatted and told each other we loved each other, the fuck?
>whatever, tell her i'll say it again when we meet
>she says alright
Not sure how long i'm supposed make these so i'll cont.

Me and my uncle used to play a game called switch, you'd put 1 finger in your ass hole and the other on your mouth. Now when he said "go", you'd Switch your hands.

>be 9
>get bullied by this one asshole who's 2 grades ahead of me
>one day, he just walks up to me and punches me in the stomach
>like really fucking hard
>like so hard, I'm on the ground crying
>tell teacher about it
>they say they'll do something about it
>flash forward
>they're talking to me about it
>tell me "you're off the hook anon"
>he told her that I was the one who provoked and attacked him

>>729300542
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>grade 3
>point at other kid and say bang
>get put in detention

Why is everyone in the school system such an overbearing retard?

>>729312948
>at this point i'm really happy with life
>I feel appreciation for my friend
>tell him thanks, he understood by the tone of my voice that was a sincere thing
>one day close to my move to home
>she says she wants to talk (let's call her Maya)
>I say sure
>maya tells me her and my best friend were walking to her house from the bus stop
>this isn't news to me, my friend has told me that he walks her home since it's the same direction
>she told me they went to her room
>she told me before that she didn't have her own room
>red alarms start ringing in my head
>from our previous conversations she has played the "poor girl from a poor family act"
>I saw through it
>she tells me they were talking for a while
>says that my friend slowly got close to her
>he put her hand on her thigh and started rubbing, then kissed her
>they made-out for a while
>he pulled out and said sorry
>pretty lost for words because this doesn't sound like my friend
>ask him about it before I say anything
>he says it was true
>i'm mad
>maya tells me that he probably though she was Cleir (his crush)
>i'm mad because of that
>Cleir was something he only told me about
>tell her that's not true
>she says it's true
>I stop talking to her that day
>I decide to forgive and forget (i was desperate)
>decide she wasn't going to ruin a 10 year old bond
>I start talking to her less, but not because of that accident
>she has 1 word replies
>"how are you"
>"good"
>"how was your day?"
>"fine
>"anything happen"
>"no"
>decide to just continue this when we meet
cont.

>>729289584
Similar story.
>be 9 or 10
>begged mom to buy a flight simulator game
>favourite game always played it on the bus to school even though crappy graphics and didn't really ever get anywhere in the game.
>few kids on the bus loved watching me play and I let them play as well
>around this time yugioh the card game was gaining popularity among the kids
>family didn't have much money growing up so I didn't really buy to many
>one day a kid on the bus shows off his blue eyes white dragon
>thought it was cool but meh
>the kid wants to trade me that card for my flight simulator game
>a little hesitant but then agreed
>because it was my only chance to actually get such a amazing card
>a few days later find that kid screaming my name from outside
>I live on the 3rd/4th floor of a apartment building
>he brought a gang of kids and told me to give the card back
>being a little kid I just got scared and through the card down from my balcony
>he got the card and left
>next day on the bus he returns my flight sim game cracked and it doesn't even turn on
>I was sad
>weirld thing never saw that kid on the bus ever again

>>729293868
Look them up on Ebay or something.

>>729307460
nothing like a bit of role reversal

I got a shitty one from elementary
>be me
>fifth grade
>going to high end elementary school at a beach with 100 some kids(K-8)
>teacher is an SJW tallcunt bitch
>be in class, doing work
>teacher gives everyone a small chocolate bar, tells them not to eat it
>okay.jpg
>teacher shows a video about suffering children in africa
>about the chocolate industry and how evil slavery happens
>literally says the parents sell their children
>one and a half hours of shit about niggers and chocolate
>video ends
>SJW teacher crying
>tells everyone "now ask yourself if you would still eat that chocolate bar and support this evil industry"
>bitchyoualreadyboughtthegoddamnbar.zip
>eat the shit out of the chocolate bar
>18 people already have
>she see's me eat it
>gets pissed
>sends me to office
>comes back 40 minutes later
>yells at me for not listening to her
>tells me I am supporting the evil chocolate industry
>I tell her she already bought the bar
>she screams at me for talking back at her
>parents were called, they laughed at her
>she was a bitch to me the rest of my time at that school

I have some other stories to tell from that school, anyone want me to do more?

>>729302317
My mom never allowed me to read or watch harry potter. She hated anything that had magic or dragons in it.

>>729314511
[]Jimmies unrustled
[x]Jimmies rustled.
Go on anon.

>>729314511
Moar, my jimmies need to be rustled

>>729288081
underdage pls go

>>729313992
>fast forward to when school starts
>we have first period together
>she's not what I expected but whateves
>we become friends (don't ask her out then and there because my feelings have wavered)
>I get into her group of friends
>bunch of autistic kids and mouth breathers
>I still feel weird around them
>Feel weird around me friend
>we don't talk like we used to
>he spends more time with her
>i'm strangely obsessive and controlling
>I realize my friend is manipulated and so am I
>stop talking to her and get out of her group
>looked at her like dirt when we talked
>she got the message, never bothered me much after that but sometimes tries
>I was going to tell me friend
>decided not to
>he chose a girl over me
>stop talking to me and isolate myself
>note that before he has done this but failed
>he doesn't realize i'm not there until 2 months later
>the tries to initiate conversations with me but they feel awkward
>he texts me a long paragraph apologizing and saying he will buy games to play with me so that we can chill again
>all words no actions
>at this point he seems pathetic to me
>tell him that we won't ever go back
>fast forward now
>he sometimes still tries
>maya is scared of me
>I have enough personal secrets about her that I can destroy her life
>she knows that
>I also talk with one of the big delinquents in the school
>he's an old childhood friend
>older than the other one, however me and the delinquent aren't as close
>i'm all alone but have no regrets
>sometimes I feel lonely, but they were the wrong choice
>tfw I have enough information to destroy both their lifes

That's all really. Trips decide what I do to them with the info

>>729294387
fuuck..

>>729312841
Didn't link first one properly

>At this time she organizes what I called the Mexican mafia
>gets all the Spanish kids in a group
>gives them all the high class jobs
>basicly teachers pets
>thus most don't like me
>notebook check day
>I'm unorganized as fuck
>Hand her my scraggly metal center notebook
>next Monday (lunes in Spanish I learned)
>trying to learn while putting up with bitching
>covering material slow as fucc
>new kid
>plays vidyas just like me
>pc master race
>we become kinda friends (I'm antisocial as fuck)
>he's Mexican so gets into Mexican mafia and free pass with teacher
>we bolth hate the bitch and I have a plan
>birthday,allergy,cupcakes
>friend supply's me with first two
>let's get cookin
>make cupcake with nut powder sprinkled in, a little of my nut, a little fiberglass but not enough to be suspicious, and laxatives for good measure
> make other cupkakes for rest of class so no suspicion
>birthday
>give teacher cupcake
>10 min into class she seems uncomfortable
>it works
>she had big lunch
>because fiberglass she drinks water
>udunfuccedup
>midway through lecture runs out of class
>find out later she didn't make it to restrooms
>heard she was lying on ground red face surrounded by shit
>rumor spread like wildfire
>next day came In so embarrassed
>evryone asking her questions and giving looks
>left school next day
>rest of year had free period

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>>729315017
Aw shit. YO START A ROLL THREAD STAT.

>be me
>4th grade
>90s
>friends with ghetto Cambodian brothers cuz also brown and one is in my class
>same school, live in same apartment complex as them
>chill at their house often
>classmate Cambodian bro gives me a pocket knife one day
>bring it to school cuz I'm retarded
>nothing happens
>next day get called into principals office
>ask if I have a knife
>im stupid and young so I say no but tell them I had one day before
>turns out non classmate Cambodian bro told them I had one cuz he got in trouble too
>get suspended for telling on myself

>>729315017
>underage b&
MODS

>>729315017
bed time, kiddo

>>729293488
this turned me on, but...
the thread is about stories that where not fair or simply made you angry

>>729285214
I hope Satan claims his soul.

>>729314511
Alright, more jimmies need to be rustled, so here we go.
>be me
>bout seventh grade IIRC
>stuck with same SJW teacher
>she's still a bitch to me
>Set up new seating arrangement for class
>entire class is set up in a large square "O" shape, with one exception
>A singular desk, inside the middle of the circle, and all the desks face it
>you know where this is going
>teacher starts showing where everyone is sitting on the SMART board
>lo and behold I am assigned to the middle desk
>dudewtf.html
>I call her on this
> ask "Hey, why am I sitting there?"
>Not being bitchy, just polite yet stern
>She replies with
>"Oh anon you seem to work better on your own rather than in a group"
>She ostracized me from the entire class because I quote 'worked better on my own'
>I ask her to please move me, still trying to be polite
>she says "No, your new spot is there"
>I give up trying to change this, as disagreeing with SJW teacher causes fatal autism
>Stuck in that seat for two months

Also a relevant one from when I was sitting there

>Be me
>Halfway through the seating position
>teacher showing a video about niggers jumping
>some jockfag cracks actually a pretty funny joke about the niggers
>everyone laughs
>SJW teacher gets pissed cause its a disruption from her facebook video
>the giggling subsides
>I make one last quiet chuckle in the end of the laughter, while I was still working on my sheet
>She glares at me with bitchiness in her eyes
>"Anon, go to the office! You are disrupting the class!"
>I look around
>See my friend look up, confused too
>"Uh... What do you mean, Miss?"
>"Do not backtalk me! Get out!"
>I walk to the office
>I sit down in those chairs they have, that seem so comfortable at first, but after 20 minutes of waiting feels like sitting on a hardwood table
>She comes to see me in the office
>Yells at me for 20 minutes about how disrespectful I am
>Calls my parents, they laugh at her
>She keeps me in the office rest of the day

Moar?

>>729290361
How the fuck are you 12 and in elementary school

>>729316830
yes

>>729316830
MOAR. MY JIMMIES ARE ACHING TO BE RUSTLED.