To all straight anons, if you were offered $30,000 to have 10

>>729282100
One time deal or can i do this whenever i want?

I'd do it for a tenner

Which end I am on?

Answer is still yes for both answers tbh

>>729282100
Sure, but only if he bummed me. I couldn't get hard and stick my cock in some dude's hairy arsehole, but for $30k I could bend over, shut my eyes and count to 1,000.

Does it have to be gay?
Can it just be friendly anal sex?

Would probably do it for 1.000

i'd do worse for 30k

People who say they hate anal simply hate the idea of it.

It feels good for everyone.

sounds like a good deal, but i'm afraid of lasting damages to my asshole, so i have to decline. Sorry, faggot

If I could convince him to be gentle
Then yes

If he was clean and handsome, I would suck his dick for free.

No homo.

>>729282100
thats alot of money i close my eyes and pretend its a hot bitch

>>729282378
I see the anus as an exit only hole, and putting things in there just makes me worried I'll hurts something

I'm broke as fuck so gay sex would be no problem, I would probably have some one shit on me at this point.

>>729282100
Unless he has some dangerously large tool, of course. I'd do much worse with farm animals for that cash. Can I do it weekly and become fabulously rich?

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>>729282100

> guaranteed secret
> no record, no contract
good luck cashing in on that one

i accept 50$ for 10min on webcam in skype, anyone interested? lol

are we talking an average 6 inch dick or a bbc/8 inches

>>729282767
No need for a contract or record. I'd get cash up front.

>>729282218
>only needs to count to 600
>counts to 1000

Nigga, you gay.

>>729282100
yes if im the one fucking the ass

>>729282566
Mouth is an entry/exit hole, why not the other end of that tube?

$30K really isn't that much money but I still might do it for fun.

>>729283146
anus is amazing, pussy is lame

>>729282177
Czech'd, kek'd

Fpbp

>>729282898
10 min of what? Some dude reverse shitting your anus? If so, I'm in.

>>729282100

Never, i'd rather fight a bear with nothing but a knife

>>729283253
idk, i usually bate my anus with an old toothbrush for fun

>>729282566
At some point in your life you'll have to shove things up there like suppositories, enemas, thermometers, doctor's fingers etc. etc.

ez money

Taking a dump doesnt hurt. Why would gaysex do? For 30.000 i would go through a lot of pain and shame anyway

>>729282100
30k is too low a sum for me to even consider it
Start at 1 million dollars, 5 million and i will even suck dick

>>729283825
You're just a high maintenance fag!

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30k would pay off all my debts and then some. I would have gay sex for an hour every day for the rest of my life for 20k.

your gay room and your gay chat here any thing you want http://amaturetube.info/web-cam-chat/

>>729283825
>Valuing your heterosexuality for that much
Faggot

>>729282177

/thread

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>>729283983
>I would have gay sex for an hour every day for the rest of my life for 20k.
That's one payment of 20k we're talking about? You'd have ~ 20 000 hours of gay sex for $20k?

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>>729282100
yes

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>>729282100
pitchin' or catchin'? who am i kidding, for 30K i'd do it either way

For 10k? Yea no problem. I'll swallow for that much.

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>>729282100
The song I imagine playing during this scene.

https://youtu.be/r_IPV2zeDIc

>>729282100
Not gay but I'd consider doing a lot of things for a ps4 right now.

>>729283052
This

Oh fuck yeah

Sure. Ima fuck that faggot real good. What works on girls works on guys.

>>729282100
No and no. I can spend 30k in a couple of days but the image up fucking a dude in the ass lasts a lifetime.

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twice

>>729282100
yea i dont mind myself 30 grand.

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>>729282100
I'm a fucking or getting fucked?

>>729282100
>$30,000 lasts maybe a year.
>A lifetime of regret.

No.

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>>729284105
No not really, i dont derive any sexual stimuli or pleasure from homosex. Its something off putting for me, that i have no desire to perform and irks me

But all the same way i dont like eating shit, i would sure consider eating a bowl of shit for 5 million dollars

>>729287077
exactly

An asshole is not a sexual organ. Say it - An. Asshole. Is. Not. A. Sexual. Organ.

People who think an asshole is a sexual organ are mentally ill. Say it- Mentally. Ill.

>>729283052
underrated post

>>729287436
Neither is my hand but I still cum.

>>729287077
>perform homosex for $30k
>use money on drugs and booze to alleviate shame and regret
>die of overdose

>>729282378
>It feels good for everyone.
No it doesn't.

>>729287436
Freud would like a word with you.

>>729282100
Sure

>>729287576
Apparently you're mentally ill, just like >>729287436

>>729287436
Neither is a mouth, but I bet you wouldn't turn down a fucking blowjob. If you would you're a fuckin wierdo square

>>729282100
Uhhhh yes

>>729288217
Same. 6'4 and would be the ugliest trap ever. I've actually bottomed for a few guys on the side though. No homo because girlfriend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtAmrQUt_s Replace 20 with 30,000

>>729282100
Before I had kids I'd have kicked you right in the cock just for asking. Now though, that'll pay for a trip back to where they were born for nostalgia, a nice couple of holidays and a full set of athletic gear for my eldest who's a promising track and field all-rounder. Will also help fix up my car.
So, yes. Plough away.

>>729287864
a hot trap*She remains mostly clothed during* that strips me down , binds me bent over ,slaps my ass , teases my nipples and testicles , fingers my anus with lube and then slowly enters me and calls me "her" bitch , waits until I have a throbbing erection and grabs my dick and starts stroking it , after I cum she rubs the semen on my face and says "You are my bitch now".

>>729282100
How about $10 for 30,000 minutes?

Hell yeah! 30k is alot of money, and i'm kinda open in a way. "Don't knock it until you try it" worst case scenario, you don't like it but get a shitload of cash

>Here comes a classic.

Nigga I ain't gay, but 30k for ten minutes ?

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>>729288444
I've never done anything sexual with a man , I am not attracted to other men that look like men , but I would bend over faster than you could say "Get naked ass slut" for Theryn Meyer. Pic related

Absolutely, ten minutes is nothing. I'll bend over and imagine what I'll do with my 30k as faggot mcqueer plugs away.

>>729288909
"I'm not gay , but prostate stimulation is better than my penis in anything"

That internal sadness when you experience this and realise it is true.

>>729282100
You disgusting degenerates sicken me! I wouldn't even touch a dick for $1million, much more to suck & bounce on it!

>>729288902
*Worst case scenario is your anus is destroyed permanently and you need to wear adult diapers for the rest of your life.

yeah.

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>>729282100
Yeah

>>729289270
Suck a dick , no , that isn't my thing , but being pounded in my man snatch by a hot trap with a just right size feminine penis is my shameful secret.

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>>729282100
Please dominate me and pound my man snatch Ms Blaire White.

>>729289393
Anyone that wants their man pussy fucked is gay, sorry bro.

>>729283052
>Nigga, you gay.

Did I say that every number counted = 1 second? No, I did not.

>>729289825
look , I have come to terms with being Bi-Curious/BiSexual , whatever , but I straight up don't find men that look like men attractive , I'm not saying that I am full straight , but if George Clooney or Brad Pitt wanted to fuck me , I would be turned off.

I want to be fucked by hot women with strap ons or chemically altered young men that look like women with mid sized penises.

>>729289979
I'm sure you meant every number = 3/5 of a second because why wouldn't you mean that, right?

Hell yeah I would. Would I enjoy it? Probably not (I mean who knows maybe there is a part of me that even I don't know about). But I am comfortable enough with my sexuality that I would be fine. I mean its only ten minutes and you are getting $30,000. Plus its being kept a secret. Sounds like a deal to me.

>>729282100
how big is his dick? how rough will it be? how drunk am i?

if all those conditions are favorable, then yes, i'd take the 30k.

also, if i'm the one doing the fucking then it will probably not work unless the dude is a cute trap.

>>729290611
if you can relax enough and if the dick isn't horribly oversized for your body , it can be fucking amazing and you will die a little bit inside when you realise that a prostate massage feels better than your dick in a vagina.

If you are straight and like being straight , don't do it.

of course

>>729282476
All homo

Finnfag here, come pound me in the ass and give me 30k. (25k € is also acceptable) nobody has ever been there before

Id burn down a village for 30k, id take u, ur faggot n ur jewish family hostage till i get 60k, f off kyke

>>729282100
Pictures of Trump supporters belong in >>>/pol/

Bitch i do it for 100$

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>>729283052
the literalness of /b/ is entertaining :P

>>729287436
A wise man once said "Anything can be a dildo, if you brave enough"

>>729291880
Fuck my ass you fag

>>729282100

Of course.

I think the real question would be how low would I go.

>>729282100
Anyone who wouldn't do this is a fucking faggot.

For 30k you can take me bareback

>>729282100
What about a traffic stop by a female police officer who has you exit your vehicle and she cuffs you and strips you *Cuts off your shirt* , all clothing is placed in evidence bags and she bends you over the hood of your own car totally naked on the side of the road late at night , she sodomises you with her baton and jerks you off.

No money ,just for fun.

Alright boys, what's the minimum amount you'd need to take one in the bum? I'm gonna say $5000 I'd do it until I can buy a house

>>729295320
I would take a hot trap in the ass for free and beg "her" to keep dominating me as her ass slave on the reg.