Shit tier beer thread report.

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>>729277437

>>729277626
idk, that looks pretty fancy

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Shit tier reporting in, but it's MY shit tier. I guzzle this shit daily.

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>>729277437
fuck high gravity shit

>>729278039
"High gravity" has to be the gayest term in the history of beer.

A friend of mine is probably the world"s foremost hoarder of meister brau memorabilia......

Fb.
com/MeisterBrau.collecting

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Only for alcoholics and Vikings apparently.

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>>729278184
Love those suspicious quotation marks

>>729277494
I love how the speed stick sits in front of the beers

>>729278179
My vote would be for "non-alcoholic"

>>729277437
https://www.ratebeer.com/Ratings/TheWorstBeers.asp

7 posts in and no nasty lite.

>>729278406
Speedstick has alcohol in it

>>729278184
fucking autists

>>729278482
Oh shit nigga, you win.

>>729278179
What can we change it to? I thought it was called that because you brew it under different conditions involving gravity

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Australia brews the shittest beer

>>729278801
no argument here mate

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i win

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Any beer that comes in a 40oz bottle is bad news

>>729278722
Apparently "gravity" in this case refers to the amount of fermantable sugars used? I dunno man, I had to look it up. I used to be pretty good at chemistry but it's been a long time. I just think it sounds stupid. "High alcohol" would work fine, wouldn't it?

>>729278801
It's like $2 for a pint and a half. Could be worse.

>move to a new part of the city
>have a liquor store within walking distance
>haven't had this power before
Instead of drinking like 64oz of shit beer, I just down a few 100ml's for $1 more and get even more shitfaced quicker without having to piss as much. life is pretty cool

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Nothing more disgusting then Diet beer.

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stretching the context of what constitutes beer here, but if we're including malt liquors this shit is straight up poison

>>729279401
Eh, Mich Ultra is shit but it doesn't taste any different from most other mass-produced American swill. It's better than I expected it to be.

Personally I don't see the point of drinking Budweiser, Coors, or Michelob when you can get something even cheaper like Rainier or Pabst that tastes more or less the same.

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>>729277437
used to drink Yuengling but I quit when I found out the owner was a trumptard. Found this shit. It's stronger and cheaper.

>>729279466
I always vonsidered malt liquor beer because its in the beer section at the LCBO

>>729279641
That was the first beer I ever had, I still get it when I can find it.

>>729279641
qéq

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these are two terrible pilsners. Hertog Jan and Grolsch are way better. (country: Netherlands)

>>729279641
I used to drink the regular Beast in the red cans non-stop back in the day but I never could do Beast Ice. That shit tastes going down the way normal beer tastes coming back up.

I didn't know that about the Yuengling guy. That's unfortunate.

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>>729278292

The only beer to ever make me throw up. Drank two cans in a row, immediately hurled.

Fucking awful shit.

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anything that has the word ice in the name

>>729279466
tasty tasty poison

>>729279009

dats a 40 shorty

>>729279549
>tastes more or less the same

Not at all. Future opinions discarded.

>>729280204
Fucking natty ice

>>729279009
It's al the leftover shit that they couldn't bottle and can

>>729279704

>lcbo
>faggot

pick two

>>729280329
>tasty

if you enjoy mainlining syrup

Why has no one said bud lite? Shits like 3% and tastes like the water shit bread has soaked in, if im drinking i at least want to get drunk, 3% would take me a fucking day

>>729280681
It's terrible. So sweet and weak. I do like Bud tho, judge me.

>>729280681
ya man i can drink a 6 pack in an hour and get a pretty solid buzz with a puff puff of the weed. but drinking bud light im like a 12 pack deep full of calories and redneck elixir and not drunk at all.

>>729280681
>light beer
i accidentally drank a tecate light. i got no buzz and had to piss 4 times

PBR is pretty shit tier but it's still my go to shotgunning beer.

>>729277514
Water/10
>>729278039
Way too sweet. Steel Reserve is better. 1/5.
>>729279009
Weird aftertaste. Steel Reserve is better.
1/5
>>729279466
Stronge. Not bad tasting for a 4L. 3/5
>>729279641
Not too bad. 3/5
>>729280204
Other shit gets you more drunk and tastes better. -1/5

>>729280936
"peeny smak" is now my new favorite phrase

>>729281154

Montezuma's revenge, penis edition

>>729277437
>all of them

Beer is fucking nasty.
>hurr durrr ur not manly enough to enjoy it

Grow up.

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Literal cat piss

>>729281343
beer is estrogenic, drinking it actually turns you into more a bitch, like literally.

>>729281343
That is the gayest thing I have ever heard. Did you try it once and not like it, poor baby?

>>729281500
Got any sauce for that pasta, dubslord?

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>>729281343
oh you ;^)

>>729281421
you don't know the price of

>>729281611
>Old Chub

kek, shit looks delicious AF

>>729281343
I agree. I find it laughable when I see beer elitist people who go on about "muh craft beer" like it's something special. I drink beer to get drunk, but I don't delude myself into thinking it tastes good. Given, some beer tastes better than others, but just because one cup of piss tastes a little better than another cup of piss doesn't change the fact that it's still piss.

>>729281421
>work in restaurant
>walk by garbage can
>unmistakable pungent piss smell wafts into face
>look down
>can is full of bud light bottles

>>729281723
I also drink beer to get drunk but can also enjoy a good beer. I'm so sick of people not understanding people can like different things. Hurr I don't like pineapple on pizza so no one can ther lyin. Faggot.

>>729281723
>>729281343
fags detected

>>729281961
Basically this. I'm on the west coast so I'm up to my eyeballs in great microbrew but a twelve pack a day of it would be expensive so I mostly drink cheap piss. But when I want/care, I love the good shit.

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>>729281723
>found $20
>decide to buy some god damn beer
>try something new
>pour it into glass
>taste it
>mfw
It just tastes good, I'd drink a non-alcoholic version.

>>729282096
some of my best nights were from cheap panther piss beer.

>>729282096
Same. I actually love the taste of beer. If I wasn't an alcoholic I would spend the money and buy fancy beer more often, but it gets too damn expensive. The only time I go expensive is if I'm going somewhere nice to eat. I mean, I don't like wine, but I don't scream about how it's garbage and people who drink it are wrong. I understand the fact I simply don't have a taste for it. Same goes for coffee, food, whatever.

>>729282563
I actually like wine quite a lot, but I don't drink it in large quantities or it will make me feel like shit. Beer is the alcoholic's drink of choice IMO.

>>729277494
I went to America on a trip from Ireland and I have to be honest, I've had a lot of shitty beers and Steel Reserve isn't one of them. Maybe its the novelty of drinking malt liquor, which we don't have in Ireland, but still I don't see why people hate on it so much.

>>729280524
LCBO = Liquor Control Board of Ontario. Its where people buy booze up here in this part of Canadia. Either that or The Beer Store...that also sells malt liquor

>>729282838
steel reserve is pretty smooth for malt liquor as long as it's cold. sometimes i put a little juice in there for flavor

>>729282866
Oh yeah I was talking to a Canadian about this a while back. Didn't they have to institute that shit to regulate the natives' access to booze? Some jurisdictions in 'Murrica have strict alcohol policies but down here it's always in conservative religious areas and you guys are a lot less stuffy like that.

>>729282838
I've tried a lot of malt liquor, and Steel Reserve isn't that bad. A lot of malt liquor is way too sweet or has a nasty mitalic taste, but SR isn't bad. For $3.05, it's my go to a lot.

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Damn. I am getting thirsty. At work in office texting a sexy little thing. C'mon 11 pm.

Oh wait I manage a hotel so I am fucking golden. Bottoms up fuckers!

>>729283444
I like Grolsch. It basically tastes like Heineken would taste if Heineken didn't taste like shit.

Nice trips.

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>>729277437
This right here is literal shit tier even by shit tier standards. That disgusting Eastern Europen shit

>>729283527
I haven't had that but Eastern Europe in general has pretty good beer in my limited experience.

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stomach churning diarrea hangover in a bottle

>>729283857
Fucking this. Fuck.

>>729283513
Holy shit. Trips. And here I am at work making a life altering decision and I gets trips. That is vindication that it is time for a change.

>>729283857
kek

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Glad I have some good beer for this wonderful Saturday. But to actually contribute to this thread I have this beer, drank this shit all the time at college.

>>729283857
i honestly though mickeys was always the best as far as 40z go. would take that shit over king cobras any day

>>729284243
Fucking epic.

>>729284437
well, king cobra sure. mickey's always gave me a dehydration headache the next day that felt like a cacoon of styrofoam packing material around my entire head all day, not to mention the prerequisite bubble guts.

i feel like drinking malt liquor is like intentinally giving yourself food poisoning. like if raw chicken that's been sitting out got you shitfaced

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Aight fags buckle the fuck up.

>Family going to see Uncle Beer.
>Father hasn't seen Uncle Beer in ever
>Told us the only beer he drinks is shady.
>I mean white can with black bold letters beer
>Father nearly hurled and he's a drinker.
>Finally get there.
>Uncle Beer hands father some nice shit
>mustbeenaphase.jpg
>Gets himself one.
>Porcelain Throne aint white as this
>Just like stories, carries salt to pour in it.
>makes it taste good.
>Comeonandgetdownwiththesickness.mp3
>Don't know where he gets it
>Always supplied

You want a pic? I ain't got one, just look up plain white beer with beer written on it and there you go.

>>729284243
Fuckin kek. Is that you?

>>729285027
I want to believe.

>>729285027
Unfortunately not, no. I did make a natty ice costume for one of the parties, but I got too drunk that time and I think it got destroyed.

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oblig 40

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1.69 for 6x0.5

>>729282866
Local Cree Band Office. Need a drunk Indian, you know where to find one.

>>729285910
That looks so shitty

>>729285910
bottle reminds me of this.

http://bumwine.com/tbird.html

not beer, but terrible nonetheless

>>729277901
>>729278628
>>729278987
>>729283444

My niggas

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>>729286884
Sup nigga?

>>729277437
Molson is truely shit teir. Too sweet or something. Guinness all the way.

>>729288597
Guinness is good if it's just one or two at a time. If I'm going to get drunk, I need something less heavy.

>>729288688
Nice dubs. Pilsner?

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Almost puked after sip of this trash. Seriously, I've only see natives carrying this shit.

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Another winner, seems like anything that comes in packs of 15 cans or more is usually crap beer.