REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>729256458
I don't want a gf. I like being alone. I like keeping my money. I like being able to not do what I don't want to do.

>>729256458
Please

Because I'm pretty lonely

why not

pl0x

yea right

Guess I'll give it a shot.

>>729256458
Okay

Posting just in case

>>729256458
yet again here

I have a Gold candidate for that.

k

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But I already have a girlfriend. Am I going to get another?

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cmon my dude. this gotta stop. no one here will ever get a girlfriend ever again. even if OP keeps same fagging everyday. it wont happen just because of a thread.

bullshit

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YES

>>729256458
Can't take any risks

Lmao sike buddy

>>729257738
Who is

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wait,what is she doing with jamal?

>>729256732
Keep tell yourself that

>>729256458
Fucking losers that bitch ugly af

It will surely work this time

Please work

>>729256458
k

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always worth a shot

mkay

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>>729256458
bullshit

but what if im gay??

>>729256458
I need all the help i can get.

Why the fuck not

K

>>729256458
But how can I get a girlfriend if I do not have a life?

Also, she doesn't have to look like that does she?

I have replied and await my lady

>>729256458
time for nummber 4 at a time

>>729258417
Then why did you reply?

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>>729256458

Ofc

Sounds like a good deal to me Anon

Will my wife like her?

>>729256458
OP is a faggot

>>729256458
No.

>>729256458
Rolling for tolerable person

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You better be right lol

uh.. ok?

chance

>>729256458
plis

nope

Oof

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thanks man, i could use one.

>>729256458

Does it have to be an ugly girl like that?

>>729256458
Plis gibe gf :3

i wish

>>729256458
I think this is b8

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>>729256458
Big booty ho pls

I'm already kinda in with this girl, i'd be glad to make it official

Please

Can I have my old one back please

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I need one

Why not

why not.

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>>729256458
lol ya right

Please kek

>>729256458
Thank you

eh

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>>729256458
Reverse the color

>>729259498
sauce ?

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>>729256458
Can be like this girl?

>>729256458
pl0x

I'm a sad sad man

>>729256458
This is how desperate I am.

>>729256458
Fuckyes

I'm desperate enough.

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>>729256458
Yeet

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>>729256458
Plz

>>729256458
Yes please.

Ok i will wait...

>>729256458
>>729256581
this

>>729256458
Doubt it faggot

>>729256458
pfff

Ok dude

>>729256458
I could get an ugly girl like that any day, fucking keep it thanks

>>729256458
Roll

Y not

24h AND COUNTING

I believe in meme magic! :D

>>729256458
Sure, totally believable

Please, really need it

Replied

>>729258417
you get double nigger aids

Here goes nothing

If only this kind of magic was real

no.

>>729256458
Finally!

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Ok

1111

>>729256458
boi howdy!

Might as well

or nah

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sure

>>729256458
why not try it

>>729256458
I doubt but worth trying

y tf u lyin

Bet

please god

>>729256458
bless me lord kek

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>>729256458
someone like this please

Roll de dice

What if gay?

Yay sure

It's funny cause it's wrong

>>729262128
you'll be cured by tomorrow

>>729256458
Can I have my very own forklift instead?

I got a date with a girl tomorrow. Wish me luck.

halp

k

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Let's see

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Visiting my ex tomorrow. Fuck it.

>>729256458
dubs and gf get

>>729256458
Thanks

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Notice me senpai

>>729256458
OK

i have a girlfriend ...

i want

>>729256458
Ура!

ok

I have nothing else so why not

beztak

wish it was true tbqh

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k m8

Why not, got nothing to lose.

She better come with alcohol and cigarettes

ok

aight

>>729256458
Gonna kill myself

>>729256458
is that a promise, OP

>>729256458
Never hurts to try

yay

You look like a heroin addiction poster child.

>>729256458

>>729256458
This girl works at my local grocery store

>>729256458
Ok

Why?

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>>729256458
456

>>729256458
fuck off

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I hope she likes Vaportrap

>>729256458
GIVE ME THAT

>>729256458
please

Only because I have a date tomorrow and this post is goodluck

wut

>>729256458
plz

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I try anything

>>729256458
>tfw will graduate high school in a few weeks
>tfw will never experience a high school romance
why live?

just in case :^)

lol k

Guess I have to give it a try

>>729256458
Wong

>>729256458
okey

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lonely

Nye.

Women are the epitome of everything that is wrong with society. Women go after the inferior, barbaric alphas like CHAD and ALWAYS ignore intelligent betas like me. Women are too stupid to make decisions of their own. A world where all women are sold as sex slaves is ideal. JOIN THE BETA UPRISING FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE!

>>729256458
yea sure

actual steps to get a gf:
1. stop being a neckbeard visiting 4chan on the daily
2. work out 3 times a week
3. socialize 2 times per week routinely
4. stop whining about not having a gf
5. continue life as normal with a goal in mind, and don't stray from such goal for any reason, specially a girl
6. ???
7. Profit.

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>>729265777

>>729256458
eh

>>729256458
I want to believe

>>729265945
Nice trips btw though

>>729256458
worth a shot.

kekek

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>>729256458
i'm gay sry

>>729256458
might as well original

Im waiting...

Yeah right

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>>729256458
Oh yesss..... Tomorrow.....She....

WILL BE MINE

FOREVER AND EVER

>>729256458
nothin to lose

>>729256458
Why the fuck not...

Hell yeah!

>>729256458
Fuck

>>729256458
Oh boy

finally

Everyone's replying to this thread knowing that's it's not gonna happen but they do it anyway on the off chance it does.

Including me.

>>729256458
K

Thank god

In my dreams

pls

>>729256458
please please please let this work. i just want to know what it feels like to be hugged by a girl who loves me back the way i love her T-T

>>729267723
lol

>>729267745
why laugh T_T

hi

>>729256458
miracles happens!

>>729256458
I thrust u

>>729256458
but what happens if im gay?

>>729257863
not sure but i think chloe foster

might be wrong

>>729256458
Just get a bf.
It's all about sex, you don't have to be "emotional" or engage in stupid fucking activities.
All women are needy thots.

>>729260716
what movie is this scene from?

>>729256458

I want a girl who will follow me around the country

>>729256458
pls

>>729256458
ok

>>729256458
ereryh

nah

>>729256458
ok

>>729256458
n o

But what if it does work?

>>729256458
still waiting for the last 10 or something GF's from previous threads...

also Listen I hate to break it to you but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed! it hits hard
and then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage, I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle, rise above,
focus on science!

>>729256458
why would i want one

>>729256458
nothing to loose

>>729268259
i understood that reference

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>>729268259

lets go

>>729256458
lol k

>>729256458
worth a try haha

K

>>729256458
What makes you say that? Also what type of response would you like?

>>729256458
ITT faggots

>>729256458
ha

>>729256458
yes pls

Plz

I must give it a try

>>729256458
Sure why not

>>729256458
ok

>>729256458
All the lonely people, where do they all come from.

>>729256458
Uh oh, this gonna be good.

>>729256458
FUCK GIVE ME GF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure

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why not

>>729256458
cool

Pls

I'm desesperate, so why not rolling ?

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happy easter here I cum

>>729256458
pls kek

for the watch

>>729256458
Because why no?

please lord please

>>729256458
Worth a shot

>>729256458
fuck it

Sara

>>729256458
i lost all hope. i know i will die alone

>>729256458
sure, why not.

Impossible.

Pls
Kys

Meh

>>729256458
K

>>729256458

no u

>>729268814

you still replied

Interesting strategy OP using our loneliness

>>729256732
This.

Worth a shot i guess...

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yeah whatever

ffhfdtt

>>729256458
cant hutt

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Never hurts to try

>>729256458
plsplsplspls

I feel so empty

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>>729256458

shut up fagit

I only like traps

>>729256581
YUMMY BAIT

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>>729256458

>>729256458
fuck it

Save me Kek.

Obviously fake...

>>729256458
GOT NOTHING TO LOSE!

>>729256458
do they show up in a box?

>>729256458
let it ride

worth the try

i always get so close and blow it haha

nah

>>729256458
kek will deliver, praise the lord

kdkd

Pls

>>729256458
Couldn't hurt, right?

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>>729257798
is that eliza?

I dont want a gf i want a slave

>>729256458
reply

>>729256458
impossible faggot

sure why not

fuck it

>>729272083
I need more. First pic I've saved in literal months.

Please

>>729256458
Okay

>>729256458
Please

>>729256458
yeah right

>>729256458
Hey! thats pretty good....

If dubs no one in this thread does

A slave is just as good as a girlfriend and I'd like this girl in my harem

ok

>>729256458
whit nice eyes

nha i have +/- gf xD

>>729256458
Implying that gf won't murder me or is a 1/10 or something bad kek.

plx