Opinions on Scotland. Also Scottish thread

>>729254551
Weather could be better

England can git tae fuck

white niggers but amy macdonald is okay

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>>729254551
I date a Scottish girl, so I like your women, pic related

It's shit. Everything's grey, the food sucks, the people suck, it's cold and they all talk like they are recovering from a recent brain injury. Nice scenery though.

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>>729254551
Bring on indy ref 2
This time it's war

If its not scottish its CRAP!

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>>729254869

another nationalist hipsterned cunt.


Also, captcha was Edinburgh

>>729255187

NAW

>>729255006
Any nudes?

Knife crime and alcohol

Never met a Scot who wasn't a drunken retard.

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u cheeky buggers best not be talkin' bout independance in here

more pics of Scottish women please

Most of the women are fat munters

>>729255314
Aye

>>729255519
Nae Danger!

>>729255519

nae cunts interested in yer pish any mair, now fuckin shut it an gie us aw peace

>>729254551
Option 1: The SNP are obsessed with independence at the expense of everything else. They are failing at almost all forms of government and are ignoring the democratic decision we made in 2014. Independence would make us an economic basket case anyway. Have you seen the oil prices lately? Most of the things the SNP told us in 2014 turned out to be nonsense.

Option 2: The SNP are running Scotland as best they can. Have you seen the state of the other parties in Scotland? Would you really want Ruth Davidson or Kez Dugdale in charge? Almost every devolved area is running better than their counterparts in England, Brexit was a massive material change in circumstance which should allow the question of independence to be raised again. Recent developments over GERS blows the £15 Billion deficit nonsense out of the water and most of the things the Better Together campaign told us in 2014 turned out to be nonsense.

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>>729255336
We've dated for 2+ years so I have literally thousands

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>>729254551
white and blue so pride and true!

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COYBIG

>>729255664
Dump em

>>729255664
Any chance you could post them?

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>>729255626
Your a traitor to your country
Hang your head in shame

>>729254551
I live in Scotland (in Edinburgh). It's great, I love it.

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>>729255850
Never

>>729255989
shut it cunt

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>>729255626
You must be a hun dirty rangers hun

>>729256030
That shits nasty. check the chin an the cheeks! Scottish women are munters serious

>>729255641

The SNP MPs and MSPs are a national disgrace. So many are unintelligent, self serving hypocrites with an agenda, elected only because of their attachment to the party and the notion that they can deliver independence rather than their personal qualities or ability to govern. Many aren't fit to sit on a PTA or community council let alone international government.

Between the IRA sympathisers and their obsession with labelling everything the Scottish Conservatives do as wrong based upon what Margaret Thatcher's government did well over 3 decades ago, andcompletely fucking up every public service with their flawed policies, we are in deep shit.

Brexit is happening so the only rational option is to wait and see how that will affect the devolved government, potentially under a different Scottish government (would love to see CON/LIB coalition as Rennie and Davidson are the two best politicians in the land).

If we elect that fucking Jimmy Krankie looking cunt again, we're fucked.

>>729256155
Post your girlfriend

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>>729256047
Kek your a fuckin bawbag

>>729256229
Flute toodler detected or should I say kid fucker detected.

>>729255989

I'm proud that my country is part of a union with our closest neighbours.

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>be scottish decented burger, surname is a recognised clan
>i-i like fog and rolling mountains and shit too guise
>grey skies are alright, I guess
>really amused by scottish variations of English, putting the "ae" in words.
>even bought books on Scottish history to learn more about it.
>know I could never be accepted in the Highlands/Outer Hebrides.

You'll never win Wimbledon

>>729256030
Ah go on. Don't be that guy.

>>729256238
Mate i ain't limited myself to one chick. Happily single and banging different chicks but hey to each there own eh!

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>>729256150

You're still hurting from this, aren't you ya fenian rhat?

Scotland is a shitehold , glasgow is a bigger shitehole and no matter what we will remain a shitehold so "gonae shut it ya wasted wank stain bawbag prick"

>>729255485
Gold

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>>729256646

>>729256756
ZOMBIES!

>>729256030
good man

>>729256449
I'm fed up that we're basically the bitches of our closest neighbours. Yes England, whatever you say England. How about if maybe we could... no? Oh.

Oh this EU thing is really important, if you say the only way to stay in the EU is to stay in the union... okay then. What, you're leaving? Well can we maybe consider leaving you then? No. Oh.

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>>729256521
Lol I can hear your British accent through your text, also the word munter is fucking hilarious

>>729256449
Ah ok buddy well once we get independence you can go and live down there then you can be my closest neighbour the one who is a prick

We may be fat but your entire population looks inbred. It's like if a woman looks semi attractive on your island nation, it's a fucking anomaly.

>>729256615
>there
>happily single

Delusional

>>729256885
f--f---fuck off hippy

Hey. I am a potential tourist. Say something good about Scotland.

>>729257023
SHITEHOLE

>>729256850
Get the braveheard dvd oot and gather a posse and lets invade england! Make Mel Gibson proud... FREEDOM!!

>>729256646
There's only one King Billy so fuck sevco scum.

>>729256850
This is so true

>>729256984
Why cause im not an emotionally immature cunt who derives his sense of self worth based upon being in a commited relationship? Anyone who NEEDS to be in a relationship to be happy is delusional mate and a sad loser

>>729257023
We've got castles and shit. We're also friendly so if you happen to get stabbed you will definitely receive directions to the nearest hospital.

>>729257053
Fuck Mel Gibson. He knew fuck all about Scotland and Wallace.

>>729257053
*out

>>729256646
*you

>>729256282
*you're

>>729255989
*you're

>>729255580
*no

>>729255626
*no
*your
*more
*fucking
*give
*all

>>729256756

club started in 1872
club merged with company in 1899
club transferred to other company 2012
club not dead

celtic club transferred company in 1994, exactly the same.

it fucking kills you that we are still alive, yet you could never live without us.

54 titles, still going strong, knocked your fucking mhanky mob out the cup last year and going to do it again next week.

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I live here, it's pretty great

Pros:
Right mix of right wing and left wing politics
Great scenery and wildlife everywhere, still mostly untouched north of the central belt
People are always up for a laugh and less full of shit than other countries
Great drugs
Great education

Cons:
Slowly becoming americanised
Technology and infrastructure is still in the stone age compared to norther europe and east asia
Weathers wank

>>729257325

awa n fling shite at the moon

>>729257231
>autistic screeching rant

Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself?

>>729257278
Without that movie nobody would have heard that last dying scream of Wallace through the halls of history.
It was forgotten then, and it would have been now. He cemented Wallace's place in the world's mind.

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>>729256646
I couldn't give a fuck about football 22 grown men running about in small shorts not my thing but if it's what your into mate go for it
I was referring to the rangers supporters during the referendum absolute fucking royalist narrow minded arseholes a total disgrace to this great nation our ancestors would be looking down on them with heavy hearts

>>729256984
Besides that im not on the internet posting pics of my gf screaming for approval from random guys... hey look at my gf guys how lucky am i? ive thousands of nudes how gorgeous is she how lucky am i? tell me, tell me... SAD!!!

>>729257368
Weathers wank
Politicians wank
grammar wank
violence want
education wank
jobs wank
culture wank
life wank
and most of all:
NEIGHBORS WANK

>>729257151

MO MO SUPER MO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1znK4hP-hk

>>729256467
You wont be accepted anywhere in Scotland. We are very reclusive. Being of Scottish decent does not make you one of us in the eyes of anyone. Now would you kindly git tae fuck?

>>729257340

There's this really weird thing about Glasgow.

Most Celtic fans are fat, single, stink of piss, unemployed, unemployable, live in filthy tenement buildings.

Rangers fans are EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME.

You retards have so much in common you just don't realise it. You're both dirty bastards who bring shame to a fucking nation

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>>729257517
But other than all that it's the perfect place ti live!

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>>729257488
Well done mate protecting the honour of a Scottish lass
She is hot tho

>>729257612
Aye yer no wrong there pal I ken theres only 5 million of us but we could really dae with about a million less of those fuckers.

>pretty good
>cucked by Sassanach cunts
>other countries think we swear too much
>ugly people except god tier exceptions
>our men are encouraged to be partially nude on formal occasions
>all friendly except Edinburgh
>Edinburgh isn't friendly because they all have AIDS
>pretty mountains
>English people die up mountains/in bogs all the time because they think it's the same country
>if you go abroad every 3rd person will tell you they're Scottish because 10 generations ago a colonist boned somebody
>Huns are a thing and huns are worse than niggers
>shit shit trains, pretty good buses
>snow every April

>>729257605
*get
*to

>>729257661
*to

Do i have to hit you with a fucking dictionary or can you guys talk nicely like the other kids ?

>>729257422
Go back to posting pics of your gf and get that approval you so desperately seek

>>729257612
Kek

>>729257340
UEFA confirmed it you let your club die

>>729257736
Aye but we do swear allot in comparison to other countries.

>>729257605

One of us? I wouldn't class someone as retard as you are as one of us.

TYping in slang doesn't make you any more Scottish, you cringey fuck

>>729257488
I ain't screaming or asking for approval, I posted what was relevant to this thread, you asked for nudes and acted like a child having a hissy fit when I said "never"

>>729257736
Taps aff?

>>729257605
>oh no the neds in Glasgow wont let me join their nigger knife gang
Fuck glesga.
I want the real shit you picti loving faggot, I'll conquer Shetland to get it if I have to.

>>729257761
Trolling is what I seek, and from all of your reactions, I already have it

>>729257545
https://youtu.be/yj2Feo8NauE

Mind the gap Moussa Dembele hunskelper

>>729257739
Pal I can speak perfect English be it formal or informal. My use of git and tae were perfectly reasonable given the context. There's no need to be a fucking unbearable cunt about it.

>>729257800
Do we fuck
That just a fuckin stereotype

>>729256030
Post em faggot

Scottish premiership is shite

>>729257911
Stop typing in your accent like it makes you seem more Scottish , it doesn't it just makes you look immature and an idiot

>>729257803
I physically couldnae be anymore Scottish pal. I figured in a thread about my own fucking country I'd be entitled to type however the fuck I want to and still be understood. Furthermore you completely missed the jest. Think about it my dude.

Gonna leave the sinking ship that's the UK (soon to be England only)

>>729257612

There are scum and underclass in all areas of the country. You've obviously never visited Fort William, Elgin, Peterhead, Wick, Stranraer and places like that. All full of the same shite.

The same shite that an independent Scotland could not sustain.

BTW, if it is shitty city bingo we're playing, have you ever seen the utter mutants walking about Dundee?

>>729257871
Scotland isn't that big but I'm still nowhere near Glasgow you fucking dolt.

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>>729257796

filename

>>729258111
People always forget about Wales. Don't think they have it in them to become independent.

>>729258090

she's sum nik

>>729255006
lol she's a minger

>>729257945
Do we fuck he says. Nae danger. Jist haud yer whisht. Ye ken it tae be true ye fuckn bawbag.

>>729257736

>if we get fucked up we do not have to pay out-of-pocket to live
>our cops know how to cop (comparitavely) and will not fill you with holes for reaching for ID
>cold weather, you know who the non-slut grils are because sluts will be freezing in skirts in 5degrees
>our national animal is the unicorn
>we deep fry pizza and mars bars and they are so common nobody will even look up at you for ordering one
>macaroni pies
>autists like football too much
>amazing weed
>Irn Bru
>Lauren Mayberry
>whoever played Robb Stark/The Hound
>James McAvoy
>we can't say 'no' only once we must say lots of nos in a chain

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scottish slut, legs spread taking a cock, would you fuck her?

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>>729258167
anon...

Come to Stirling! We only have about 10 gangs and the don't fight much. Also we are 5th in the most sectarian cities in Scotland which isn't to bad

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>>729258371

>>729258258
I didnt't forget about them, just as you said, I think they're mainly happy where they are. Northern Ireland is gonna be interesting on the other hand.

>>729258008
Because I said pal or... It's a fairly widely used term and theres literally no way of spelling it or using it without sounding Scottish by your logic. You are looking for/seeing things that aren't there. If I say mate does it make me an Aussie? No.

Anybody got wins they want to share

Mcinnesgonewild on kik

I have plenty to share

>>729258408
Probably not she seems like a bit of a fatty tae me

>>729256030
if this is trips you have to dump pics

>>729258474
Aye?

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>>729255836

Roman catholic priest
Celtic manager who knew of child abuse at the club and did nothing
Jimmy Savile

The paedophile ring operating in plain sight was at Celtic Park.

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We need to deal with this lot but apart from them it's nice

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>>729258686

this time Savile and the priests are pictured with Kevin Kelly, Celtic chairman throughout the 70s and 80s when the abuse was ongoing.

Glasgow Celtic Paedophiles.

They NEED to get away from the sinking ship that is Westminster before they drag them down with them.

>>729258686
Google kincora boys home

>>729258638
Well I gues I'm safe

>>729258408
>>729258408
bareback her, knock the slut up, leave never see her again

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/scottish-town-where-green-is-beyond-the-pale-981747

>tfw from Larkhall
>met family for first time in years for aunt's funeral
>go to funeral parlor
>"They're not here, they're next door"
>Orange fucking lodge
>Queen's picture framed in gold on wall
>brought catholic gf who was trying not to piss myself
>didn't stay long, didn't mingle, only one argument
>not spoken since

Who wants to hear OC rage/cringe from my hun family?

>>729256850
We've already had the option to leave,we chose to stay.

>>729259226
Circumstances are different.

>>729259226

Only people who voted no are old cunts, huns or TV license-paying retards.

>>729259472
The fucking truth right here boys

>>729254551
they have the sexiest sheep as muslims are flocking there in the more roral reigons.

>>729257612
In my experience it's the celtic fans, ie catholics who tend to spend there lives on benefits never doing fuck all for anything or anyone.

>>729256467

We fucking hate America but we also think Americans are devastatingly sexy due to most our media crushes/porn etc being American.

Just don't claim to be Scottish, because you're not, and you'll be fine.

>>729259927
only SJW fags claim to be other then american when they were born a US citizen.

>>729259927
PS i'm an american if you couldn't tell.

First proper house party was at my two cousin's place in Glasgow. Sat in one of the bedrooms for a while where everyone was smoking weed and used being a drunk teenager as an excuse to rest my head on my cousin's shoulder and look down her top for like ten minutes solid.

>>729257612
I recently moved to Glasgow, me and girlfriend got a nice little flat, private west end flat in a good area. Never see neighbour and a month later jumps out his door one night to introduce himself and tells me that hes thinking of moving out as he cant afford his rent anymore.

few weeks later does his same trick of ambushing be going outside for a cig to then ask me if ill give him a hand moving a tv outside. This is nly the second time ive met him but i help anyways, inside of his flat was fucking disgusting, unclean, shitty old furniture, tv was an ancient heavy fuck that probs needed another person to help. Place fucking stunk, also a portrait of Scott Brown was on his wall kek.

Havent been in a rangers fans flat so cant contribute

>>729260036

I mean in front of actual Scots because you will get eye-roll and no respect if you do.

Protip: Australia turned into the only normal colony because criminals are normies wheras we sent all the greedy businessmen cunts over to you and look at the state of your country

>>729259472
i voted no and am neither old a hun nor do i have a tv license

>>729254551
I wanna eat your food and drink your booze.
The few scots I've met seemed friendly enough.
Although I did have an experience with a scottish pub in London where I stepped in, the music ground to a halt and the nearest guy in a kilt motioned his thumb across his throat and pointed at me. I'm pretty sure they would have accepted me if I had joined them and asked for a beer though. I still regret not doing that.

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>>729258132
Fuck you
Dundee is amazing we have a dead guys boat and grand theft auto was made here

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fucking scots REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>729260397

Going by living conditions probably Orange filth

>>729260498
Well you must be a shite bag then

>>729258531
>ken
>pal
>aye

there are plenty of other ways you could have chosen to write these words. The point he is making is stop writing in colloquialisms. This board is fun off Americans but they don't type words like 'y'all' and 'yeeha'. Have some standards is the point. Not everyone reading what you write speaks the way you do - It makes your message needlessly difficult to comprehend.

>>729260498

Autist who listens to his cancerous hun granny then

>>729260460
i'm not the guy you originally responded to about that just chimming in cuz i understand, it's like saying your an american because some anchester down the line in your family was a legal citizen here before. you'll get the same reactions here for that as well.

>>729260656
define a shite bag?

>>729260790
ancester*

>>729260745
Kek

>>729260853
Ancestor*

>>729260745
All 4 of my grandparents died long before the referendum was called, but with my family all originating from yorkshire im sure i'd have been told to vote yes and bugger off.

>>729260801

Someone cowardly

Or someone who acts hard but is in fact full of shite

>>729256150
>>729257736
>>729257886
>>729259193
>>729259472
>>729260498
>>729260745


>hun

Sectarian bigots, each and every one of you.

>>729254551

Haggis and men in dresses.

>/Thread.

>>729260906

Hang up your generational flat cap.
Also yorkshire tea is shite and only gypos drink it

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>>729260801
Someone who is afraid to take a leap into the unknown
Someone who is afraid to believe his country could stand on its own
Someone who is afraid to grab the opportunity to make a better life for himself and his children
Someone who is afraid to stand up and be counted to stand tall and say with conviction i am a scot and my country will rise to be a great nation a Scottish nation
So like i said your afraid of change your afraid it may have been difficult your afraid it maybe would have taken us paying a bit more tax to help the nation
Or in Scottish terms a shite bag

>>729261548
how much tax do you pay out of curiosity?

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>Scotland thread
>everyone starts typing in accents and arguing about football/independence

Every thread
Is there really fuck all else to talk about, too?

>>729261929
the weather, but we'll just assume it's raining and talk about something else.

>>729261929
why I want to move to America

>live in Glasgow
>Halloween 2015, 1st date with gf
>she is quiet nerd type
>go round a few bars etc, dressed up
>end of night, both steamin
>try to buy rose from gypo for her
>"give you it for a kiss my friend"
>drunk and merry, kiss gypo's cheek
>"and your lady friend"
>she thinks about it for a second then reaches up for a peck
>gypo turns his head last minute so she'd be kissing lips not cheek
>she sees this
>cranes head back and delivers the most magnificent headbutt I have ever seen
>cracks him in the jaw
>grab her and run
>fall immediately in love
>we're still together

Why don't you have a qt Scot gf?

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>>729254551
Sheep fucking inbreeds jealous of England.

>>729262320
I like this. Well done on snagging a good one mate!

>>729261761
£130.80 paye tax
£107.91 national insurance
This month

>>729262029
Well fuck off then

>>729262541
figures you'd be for more tax given that it won't be coming from you then.

>>729262320
Kek a good Scottish lass there

>>729262607
I will soon enough faggot - Enjoy your socialist nightmare whilst I'm earning more money and developing a tan - oh, and fucking hot women.

>>729254551
I was born in the US and eventually moved to Scotland. I like it here. The weather can be strange but ultimately I find it a beautiful place as long as you don't live in Perth or south of it.

>>729262627
I'd be willing to pay more tax for independence

>>729262783
My sister lives in Perth and is moving but doesn't talk about it much - What's the deal there?

also, how do I into America?

>>729262607
>Fucking hot women
Good one anon

>>729262799
yeah but you won't that's my point - It's easy to say you'd be willing when you know they'll just raise tax on the higher earners.

>>729262607
you don't think America has hot women?

>>729262862
Meh, Perth is nicknamed: "Gateway to the Highlands" or some retarded shit. But Perthshire is just kind of the wasteland between the central belt areas like Stirling, Glasgow and Edinburgh and the gorgeous parts of the Highlands.

An American analogy for those following would be Perth is Scotland's Ohio.

America is a little simpler to immigrate to from what friends have told me. Also cheaper. Check the US customs page for details. I wouldn't do it, jumping on a sinking ship isn't a self-preservation tactic.

>>729254551
Vote leave when opportunity arises.

>>729262938
True
But just saying that on the off chance they said all income tax was to rise under independence i wouldn't piss and moan about it I'd be willing to pay more

>>729258132
It'll usually be the mutant Fifers that are walking around here. Don't mistake them for us proper Dundonians

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>>729263325

The right thinking among us already did vote to leave the union that has the most influence and financial control over us.

>>729263325
Genuinely curious; what reasons are there to actually leave the UK besides nationalistic pride?

Just interested to find some real data on the pros and cons of this shit.

>>729263466
why do you want Independence? Just curious not accusatory. I voted for independence the first time around but wouldn't if they held a second. I don't like the direction Nicola Sturgeon is determined to take us - She's too left for my tastes.

Scotland is a shit place filled with shit people. Myself included.

>>729262862
Shit hole and jealous of Dundee. They never shut up about the place

>>729258090

Egotistical, power hungry, single minded and snobbish.

>shouldn't she be doing something about health, schools and stuff?

At best she'll go down in history as being a complete waste of space. At worst, the one that bankrupted a country

>>729263828
Remain a part of the EU, for one.
Not having to share voting power with the English and the Welsh, not nationalistic but they have different ideas.
That's some of the reasons my scottish friend told me.

>>729263815
>that picture
You sure you're not exaggerating?

>>729264107
Well they'd have to reapply for the EU wouldn't they? Because they're a part of the UK and even IF they leave before Brexit concludes they'd still not be in the EU... are the EU offering instantaneous membership for Scotland?

I just haven't heard great reasons to do it yet. If they could get into the EU in a fast-tracked membership I'd get it a bit more.

>>729264107
wouldn't remaining part of the EU just substitute sharing voting power with English and Welsh for sharing voting power with the rest of Europe? Who are more different from us than the English or Welsh (actually, maybe they're not - Scotland is very socialist)

>>729264107

Scotland would have to qualify for the EU

i.e, the books would have to balance

Going to Scotland this summer. What, besides weather, should I not bring up when talking to you guys?

>>729264304
But they agree with most of europe and it's not as hands-on.
You know, they EU doesn't control your healthcare, only puts some sanitary standards.

>>729264320
We'd qualify pretty easily - since we are currently part of the EU our laws are obviously in line with EU law (otherwise we wouldn't be part of it).

>>729254551
https://discord.me/scotland

>>729264366

Kilts. Gingers. Calling whisky "scotch".

>>729264366
where are you from?

>>729264468
thanks
>>729264534
germany

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>>729264366
Any of these subjects, it's almost as bad.

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>>729263832
To be honest I'm not much into the SNP myself they are a means to an end
I want Scotland to be independent because i honestly think we could do better on our own yeah it maybe hard but it has to worth the effort we are a clever race of people surely we can make a go of it and make it a success and i hate the way people say we would fail without England to prop us up
Plus on a lighter note a saltire on our driving licence and passports would be magic and having the option to tick Scottish in the box for nationality on forms you fill in

>>729264689
You'll be fine then. I was in Berlin a few years ago - I thought everyone was great, actually kinda felt at home. I guess people are similar. Obviously this is anecdotal. Hope you enjoy your stay.

>>729264763
wouldn't had anyways, but thanks

Pretty cool, females not doing great in the looks department for some reason

>>729256467
>know I could never be accepted in the Highlands/Outer Hebrides.
Mostly just burger tourists anyway. They are the most accepting of places. You'll be a an oddity. You will basically be famous

>>729256756
Fenian cunt

>>729265835
Hun scum

>>729254551
I want to stay in the UK, and leave the EU. the SNP cucks are gonna hate me for this.

>>729256467
you'll be accepted, like everyone else, if you're a good guy.

Most of the angry bigoted people in this thread will be from Glasgow or greater Glasgow. Anyone I've met from the highlands are completely different. Very accepting and, oddly enough, much of the population up there are people who have relocated to get away from the arseholes down South.

>>729266078
>To be honest I'm not much into the SNP myself they are a means to an end. I want Scotland to be independent
Classic SNP rhetoric

>>729256594
>gov.uk
the hint is the ".uk"

>>729266007
I want to leave Europe and the UK
Total independence

>>729264366

Do not claim to be Scottish because of distant ancestor
If it's football related celtic = "seltic" not "keltic"
England, do not bring up England or the EU or Independence or this thread will happen irl

Also our trains are the shittest in the 1st world be prepared

>>729265906
The famine is over. Time to go back, Patrick

>>729266135
Kek whatever sunshine

>>729257517
>NEIGHBORS WANK
this has been especially true for the past 4.5 years of my life

>>729255479

As a scot, we pretty much are all drunken retards

>>729258408
Fuck yeah! More!

>>729254551
lived in scotland for 6 months, place's a dump, reminds me of eastern europe, lol

>>729265267
Thanks and I'm also really looking forward to it. Wanted to go there for quite some time now

>>729266233
Thanks. I'm safe there, no distant ancestor I know of and being into football also helps. Ok, no England then.

Going by car, will try avoiding trains then.

>>729266781
>going by car

great idea - I went from Glasgow to Helsinki by car. Best 4 days of my life.

>>729256030
wouldsmash/10.

>>729254551
Scottish people fucking rock

>>729254551
I'm Norwegian and I hope you become independent and join Europe as a Nordic country

>>729266956
you just want our oil. fuck of cuck!

>>729254551
As an American who's never been to the UK, my impression of Scotland is that it's basically a poor man's version of England. Is this accurate? I mean I know there are plenty of poor people in England too but I guess a good analogy would be that I think Scotland is probably the UK's version of our deep south? Again that's just based on my imagination. I could be totally wrong. I'd like to visit both countries eventually.

>>729254551
Beautiful landscapes, shitty food and a nice accent
Greetings from Germany

As an americsn you probably know what i'm going to say. FREEDOM FOR SCOTLAND, let them be independant from the EU and the UK and just be scotland as both the UK and EU have fucked them from what i hear.

>Better than England
>Can't understand their accent but it sounds cool

>>729267359
Classic American, right here. Embracing foreign causes he knows absolutely fuck-all about.

>>729267119
Are you retarded. Norway has much more oil than Scotland, we don't need your teacup of oil...

>>729266910
Just plotted a route. That really looks like a fun trip. I go by car whenever possible, so much more to see.

>>729267252
One major difference - assuming my pre-conceived notions of your deep south are accurate:

Scotland is more left than England - by far. from what I can tell the opposite is true in your case.

Scotland does feel left out in policy making - like your 'flyover states'

also, low population density for much of Scotland - and our poor are in the cities or satellite towns. Out in the sticks here, the people that own farms and farmhouses actually have lots of money. UK-wide - land is significantly more expensive.

>>729267433
I'm just a man of freedom and i have heard a decent amount about scotland trying to secede from the UK on many acasions even though they have all the requirements there still not letting you guys out which i find unfair to you guys and would like to see you as an independant nation. for life and liberty, freedom for all.

>>729267252
Im pretty sure Scotland is richer than England. Especially if you remove London from the equation

>>729267359
We'd take the freedom and just tax ourselves into oblivion. You're American concept of freedom from government is, sadly, wasted on Scottish people. Ironic that Adam Smith was a Scot.

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>be me
>living in Hawick scottish borders
>every year we have a celebration called the common riding
>other border towns get jelous that they dont have a common riding
>shit ton of towns start having it
>mfw the celebration is about hawick stealing the hawick flag back from the english
>hawick is a piece of shit town
>mfw other towns are celebrating a dog shit town
>also mfw there celebrations are better

>>729255485
underrated post

>>729267545
I know - I ended up partying with Danish students, a Finnish ice hockey team, shooting the shit with Americans, Dutch, Russians. The best advert for travelling I could imagine.

>>729267679
>Scotland is more left than England - by far. from what I can tell the opposite is true in your case.
You're totally correct, and that's a HUGE difference. Interesting.

>>729267890
we have a respect relation with are government as we elect are represeatives and have the right to the same artilery as the government has and as writen in are constitution also have the right to over through are government if they become totalitarion. i think if scotland took notes from are founders you could wright your own version that works for you guys.

>>729268201
which is why I don't support independence. We'd get it, then decent into a socialist nightmare.

what you're seeing now in America - where socialist and communist aren't dirty words anymore - people have been saying un-apologetically and un-ironically since I was a kid - and I'm 35.

Fkn jocks like..

>>729255664
You look more Scottish than she does!

>>729268220
that would be nice - but you'll NEVER get guns in Scotland. The UK gun ban was set in motion by the Dunblane school shooting in Scotland. Almost no-one I've ever spoken to in this country believes we should have guns.

>>729268412
I'm 36 and grew up in the conservative south and I voted for Bernie so...different strokes.

>>729268412
to bad there all retarded and don't know they could get involved in the system if they desire change. I feel bad for there parent's as they must feel ashamed for what they created and have to take care of till they die as they want free everything without working for it.

>>729268624
what were you're reasons? not looking to start a fight - just never spoke to someone who voted for him so haven't got much of an insight into that.

>>729264107
so they don't want english and welsh votes affecting there lives but are quite happy for unelected eu bureaucrats to make decisions for them?

https://youtu.be/N_Cg7bS7XXI

>>729268584
The handgun ban was brought in after Dunblane, less than 10 years before that automatics were banned after the hungerford massacre.

>>729268584
it could happen, you just need a way to un-stigmatise guns to them like sugjest regulations instead of an out right ban on them because if someone want's a gun anywhere in the world they can get it with ease no matter how strict the law is, it just makes it easier for the criminal to have the upper hand if they sell say 20 issues of child porn to pedo's for $50 a pop and use the black market.

>>729268703
at this point - you'd be farting against thunder - out of 170 seats in the Scottish parliament we voted ONE conservative.

think about that. ONE.

that's a change that would take longer than i'd be willing to commit to it. I'd rather move to a country with more like minded people.

>>729268772
to
>>729256594
They're not mad.

>>729268769
I've always been a liberal, and for the most part so has my whole family. But specific to Sanders, the strongest appeal for me was greater access to social services like higher education and healthcare that you have in the UK already. I personally do have access to those things but way too many people don't. What you may have read on here about poor Americans getting saddled with medical debt for the rest of their lives isn't just a meme.

>>729269014
if there spouting garbage call them out on it and vote for inditement of those people for instance of one of them is advocating for SJW indoctrination of children and after they get it children start wanting to get sex changes at the age of 5 like in australia where SJW's have taken over.

>>729269092
how much money does someone have to earn to afford top of the line healthcare in the US?

or maybe a better question would be - what are the insurance premiums?

>>729269241
I've always had it through work but if you're not on a group plan through work, it's very expensive. And most people whose jobs don't provide health insurance also don't make much money. I don't have the answer to how much it costs to self-insure right off the top of my head, though. In the hundreds per month though, easily, even for a young healthy person.

>>729269092
also, I'd be careful of the universal access to higher education. I've seen firsthand the dilution of quality in our education. The graduates we are churning out are vastly inferior to graduates from just a decade or two ago.

>>729269014
but if anything use other countries who have already tried that idea and use them as an example of what not to be and even if you change one mind that could change the world as they will start exposing BS and changing minds as well through facts and evidence of why you do not agree and you may start a conversation that goes nation wide like the guy who's getting sued by the state for making a hitler joke with his girl friends dog to piss her off and explictly said he's not a nazi in the video.

>>729269491
here - the tax bill for healthcare, if removed from our PAYE tax deductions - would probably allow me to pay for private healthcare. But yeah I get your point - lower salaries not so much.

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>>729269092
>What you may have read on here about poor Americans getting saddled with medical debt for the rest of their lives isn't just a meme.
It's mostly people on welfre who are too lazy to go to work, maybe that'd get them to do so?

As a Scot I wish the fucktarded die-hard Protestants and Catholics would get to fuck out of Scotland, maybe go over to the NI and there they can fight each other.

Especially the blue noses, they are so pro-royalists it is sickening, last indy ref they paraded the streets attacking random peeps or in the lesser scale being total cunts to anyone.

They are scum, and not proper Scots, they think they are, but both sides Protestant and Catholics who go on those hate trips are fucking Welfare Wankers.

Still IndyRef2 here we come, maybe the non blue noses can parade in Glasgow after our win and shove it back in their faces and tell them to fuck off down south, where they feel like they should be with the rest of their kind.

Other protestants and catholics are nice though.

>>729270004
Society will always have the freeloader problem, anon, no matter the system. It's not as many people as many seem to think, and they shouldn't be a reason to deny services to others.

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>>729257259
ok Kevin Bridges

>>729270331
>it's okay we can just ignore the problem
This is what you sound like.

>>729267679

No we aren't mostly left or more left, we are just not cunts like the far left and right wankers they have down south.

"boo hoo muslims taking all the benefits, all the houses, not respecting our laws booo hooo" - any Far Right fagtard who believes any old shite.

"boo hoo racists, always on welfare, never contribute, we should be bending over backwards, femi-nazis are cool, free everything to everyone." - typical far left chocolatestabbers being ignorant.

Funny how there is no middle option when it comes to those 2 groups, you are either a liberal/lefty scum or far right/nazi.