can an MMA Fighter beat a gorilla in the octagon?

No.

Gorilla would literally rip him to shreds and eat his brains.

>>729253208

a pro MMA fighter - vs an infant Gorilla.

yes.

>>729253329
kek

No but i would ove to watch

>>729253208
beat it at diyng faster i guess.

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>>729253208
Humans have a myostatin mutation which makes our muscles extremely weak. It was an energy-saving trade-off for our ridiculously large brains which consume as much as 1 out of every 3 calories. Even smaller primates like chimps and orang-outans can rip the limbs off a human with little effort. The very strongest humans alive are still substantially weaker than the weakest gorillas. The average gorilla can lift ten times its own bodyweight -- over two tons.

Not even a contest. The MMA fighter would last only as long as it took for the gorilla to grab him once, and then it's limbs and internal organs everywhere.

>>729253208
No way. Never. Not even 5 mma fighters can take 1 gorilla

Maybe GSP or Gracie

All he has to do is drop a banana and get gorilla in a rear naked chockhold. Brain over braun

>>729253208
Provided the MMA fighter can use some kind of weapon.

Otherwise humans are the weakest species on the planet pound for pound/

>>729253208
If they are so strong, how do we keep them in cages all day?

>>729253822
Does he have to be naked?

>>729253864
Answer: You're still a virgin.

I'm seriously disturbed noone has posted a nigger getting knocked out.
Normies

>>729253864
Some are born in cages which they become accustomed to.

>>729254003
Because we actually feel like having a decent conversation. Go be racist somewhere else

>>729253864
fight a gorrila nigga

>>729253656
>The average gorilla can lift ten times its own bodyweight -- over two tons.
That sounds like something out of the University of Joe Rogan. Im calling bs.

MMA Fighter might win 1 out of 20 fights

>>729253882
Haven't you seen beowulf?

>>729254114
https://www.reference.com/pets-animals/much-weight-can-gorilla-bench-press-70ea394f0e1648b2

>A gorilla can lift 2,000 kilograms, or over 4,400 pounds. This is more than 10 times a gorilla’s body weight and as heavy as 30 humans.

>>729253208
don't think a gorilla would stick to the rules...pretty sure it would bite your neck out in a few seconds.

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>>729254078
>go be racist somewhere else

>>729254339
jeeze m8, how long ya had that pic?

>>729254311
Lol that's true. And op did say octagon . That gorila would be disqualified real fast.

>>729254439
Dude has a point. Go do something else on your school vacation you stupid, friendless fucking nigger.

>>729254456
what if the gorilla had a muzzle/mask on so it can't bite?

>>729254281
its not sourced to any study or test. its pure bs.

>>729254872
Look it up for yourself. I just picked one of literally hundreds of sites with the same information. Furthermore, I've read the source of the information, which was a study done on captive gorillas. They suspect gorillas may be even stronger because they had difficulty trying to coax the gorillas into lifting the weight. The figure cited is actually the lowest, most conservative estimate based on the maximum weight they were able to convince the gorillas to lift.

I'm so glad 4chan is finally changing (slowly) from porn addicts to people that actually talk about pretty cool shit.

Keep it up /b/tards. I'm proud of you, and I'm proud of this thread.

>>729254872
not him but you're a real faggot, you know that?

>>729254015
We're born in cages. We're not accustomed to it. We all hate this fake life.

>>729254097
nigga a gorilla fight

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>>729254872
>that moment when common sense escapes you and you need a written proof that could be just as fake

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>>729255118
>dick in hand
What'd you say? Can't hear ya

>>729255118
>changing from porn addicts

Nope.jpg

You have 0 friends.

>>729253864
Just because they're behind bars doesn't mean they're in cages. And just because they're mentally underdeveloped doesn't mean that niggers are gorillas.

>>729255420
Ouch

>>729254114
Chimpanzees are 600x stronger than an adult human male. They are as strong as 600 full grown men.

>>729255663
Pretty much this

>>729253208
Not even fucking close

it would..just fuckin ..trample you..these animals can push a cartire together with ease, in the netherlands one escaped from the zoo( it still was in the zoo ,but plenty of people to fuck up in there,still) these beasts will fuck you up like a ragdoll in the hands of a psychomaniac little autistic 7 y o superstrength girl. also, fangs like a goddamn jaws of life

If Tarzan can a white boi then I can

>>729253747
Brazilian Jiu Jitzu would in no way work on a gorrilla. You know what happens if you put an arm bar on a gorilla? You get smashed into the ground repeatedly and are probably too weak to break the arm of the gorilla.

>>729255118
4chan is more than just /b/, fuckoff newfriend

Gorillas can run faster than you at full sprint (25 to 30) mph and are more agile

Kek. A gorilla would literally tear the greatest fighter's fucking face off within seconds.

>>729253208
B8
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Gorillas go for the ass first. Even if the gorilla couldn't bite, it would slide its gorilla fist into the anus of the mma fighter and pull out his belly and play with it

Are u autistic?

>>729255100
fake gorilla news. if they were that strong they couldt even fight eachother you absolute mongoloid.

>>729255197
no YOU!!

>>729255332
>common sense is thinking a gorilla can lift 2 tonnes
that would mean, in theory that a gorilla can juggle 3 bears. No he fucking cant!

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>>729257915
Let daddy have his laptop back, and you can go out and play frisbee or dress-up or something with your little friends.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDxg0pJAX4

This is just a small orangatan

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>>729257915
visit a zoo with gorillas and jump into the cage. test their strength pls...

>>729258350
Asides from this being fake as fuck.... A gorilla would win against an unarmed human nearly every time.