What'd you do last night?

same as you i think

>>729248010
Drink alone and cry because my dad was mean to me?

>>729247942
That looks like some euro trash fish

Ate tacos
Drank margaritas and beer
Fucked a milf

>>729248189
>coors lite
>but light
>Molson Canadian
>lake trout

>>729248296
I wish this was my night

>>729247942
drank with a buddy and watched some playoff hockey

>>729248308
Close enough. I live on the gulf of Mexico and that just looks super foreign. Speckled trout i knew but looked off

Got shitfaced with mates and tried to score with a dudes girl

masturbate

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>>729248783
Lake trout is a northern fish, this is the natural range

Bumo

Declared war on the Saracens.

Drank on my own in a state of misery and self hatred.

XD lolz

>>729250137

Wanna retake the Holy Land?

>>729250194
Explain what is means, I don't get that meme m8.
Is it a historical thing? I was useless at school.

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>>729250337
>>729250194
Is it time?

>>729247942
Your mom

>>729250337

You need to come with me so we can reclaim the Holy Land from the Infidels.

>>729250337
Crusades you niger delta

didnt drink shitty pilsner/lager beers you massive fag
drink an ale and you might taste something

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>>729250584
Get a load of this guy

>>729247942
picked up gf from work and watched random youtube videos until we went to bed

>>729250655
Did you do a sex?

>>729250445
Sounds like a bit of wyt pryd am I right bruzzii. Amirite? CBF looking up and reading some history shit.

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Watched Better Call Saul and hoped tomorrow would arrive sooner so I could take my antidepressants.

>>729250584
Ale? Nice value for money, get into a 4litre cask of wine for like 10bucks. Do u even degenerate bro?

>>729250829
They helping?

Had a good night of sleep. Thanks for asking

played some snooker, had some beers, played some games, was a laugh

>>729250999
Today was the first day. Gonna be a few weeks until an effect kicks in so I guess I'll wait for tomorrow for a few weeks. I've taken these before and they help to get out of the worst of it but the only reason I'm taking them is because I can't exercise because I sprained my ankle in January.

>>729250392
Mfw not American, don't get joke

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Played with he GF

>>729250999
Mfw when no one even chek's em

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A lot of crying, drinking, and acceptance that I will be forever alone. I was "blessed" with an ugly exterior and that sheep has been hell.

No recollection for this fugly asshole.

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>>729251228
>it have a fucking name

>>729251129
Sprained ankle in January? Shouldn't it be fine by now?

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>>729251294
>says Mfw and doesn't post a reaction pic

but yeah nice trips bro

>>729251333
Nice trips, checked.
Good luck with your life

>>729250685
no , we were both tired so we just feel asleep . also she's on her period and I hate the thought of blood period on my dick

>>729251402
Yeah that's my poor attempt at humor Melissa, thanks

>>729251380
I thought so but I went to see my doctor a week ago and he said that it can sometimes actually take a few months for ankle sprains to heal. This is due to a tendon often also taking damage from the twist.

It has recovered for the most part but I still can't jog on it.

>>729251545
Period sex is cash m8 you just gotta shower

>>729251666
Oh shit I satan'd.

>>729247942
Went to a steakhouse for my friends birthday got a big ass ribeye. Drank some cocktails then we all went back to a friends apartment. Sniffed a gram of coke, drank a litre of vodka

>>729251666
Your trips explain the tendon damage, good luck with it

>>729251807
Sounds like a good night

>>729247942
>april
>snow
it must suck where you live

>>729251228
Nice

>>729247942
tripped 240 mikes of LSD.

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>>729251666

>>729251830
It was thanks

>>729251880
Not just snow, 6inches of ice too

>>729251716
always gag from the idea . not even poop on dick from anal makes me gag . but the smell and the stickiness is just too much

>>729251955
Checked

>>729251829
Thank you. I've actually been exercising to get into the army of the nation I live in. But for the recent year I've constantly been getting injured.

2 inflammations of both iliotibial bands, 1 stress fracture of the left shinbone and now the ankle sprain. Pretty sure I should just start worshiping the devil if I even want a chance at recovering.

Adderall and xanax

>>729252049
Yeah the stickiness is kinda gross but when you're in her it's like extra lube. The ass smell after anal always turns me off

Got laid and felt like doodoo

>>729250655
>>729250999
>>729251055
>>729251099
>>729251333
>>729251666
>>729251955
>>729252100
wtf this thread

>>729247942
worked on a stupid ass thesis for my bachelor's degree. Seriously, give me test of skill not write a stupid document over some random ass subject. I am studying computer science and the thesis that was forced on me was compare these BI tools, fuck this crap.

>>729252341
I hear ya. Just push through, you'll be out of this shit eventually. Good luck.

>>729247942
I shitposted bananas in evey ylyl thread for around 8 hours while drinking and smoking weed

>>729252068
Could be a sign not to join the army? I dunno I'm no wizard. But a sprained ankle hurting for that long is bizarre.

>>729252707
Maybe it's bone cancer

>>729252661
I actually dreamed that I bought weed from a shady guy and smoked it. Second time in like a month this has happened. Pls send weed.

>>729252707
>>729252748
It's recovering, it's normal according to my doc so I'm not worried. Besides, I don't believe in "signs".

And kek, oh /b/. Cancer is always the answer, isn't it?

>>729252748
I wouldn't have a clue, maybe you should see a doctor

>>729252976
I'm not >>729252748

>>729247942
200 micrograms of LSD

I stayed on this site and jerked off multiple times

>>729252899
you sound skeptical . You should still get checked . Had a friend found out he had bone cancer 3 months later gone .

>>729253068
Well this is confusing

I was feeling kinda down last night so I stayed in and was on the Internet.

Thursday night I was with my friends at the bar which was great. But I always feel sad the day after because I realise that I'm still kinda lonely and apart from those two (female) friends I don't have anyone here, and no one other even texts me

>>729251807
Sounds like a mad night, I have no friends.

>>729247942
got drunk, snapped, threatened to break a dogs face

>>729252049
Are you gay?

>>729247942
Went to tosche station to pick up some power converters

>>729252661
Kek

>>729252763
I dreamed that I rolled joint couldn't light it so I ate half of it then followed some girl around who said she would light it >:V

Went out for some good food and beers.
Came home.
Jerked off.
Drank many whiskey sours.
Started to enjoy having the place to my self for the week.
Is it really worth having a serious relationship?
Wondering why I didn't get pot.
Drank some Plymouth martinis
Watched evil dead 1 & 2 & AoD
Glad I didn't go to the strip club.
Decided to meet up with the friends for Saturday night.
Woke up this morning made steak and eggs
Just got done Leg Day

>>729251952
>>729253144
Both of you niggers probably had some nbome or other rc. If you did luckily find real lsd your blotters had half or less of the dose your dealer told you.

>>729253455
why do you ask ?

>>729251402
this faggot thinks mfw stand for "my face when", doesn't he

>>729253818
he fancies you

tripps decides who raps the song on vocaroo

>>729253723
Nope i am dutch and had it legally tested in a lab

>>729254137
rolling

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>>729254137
shit wrong thread

>>729247942
What would you do last night?
what the fuck does that supposed to mean?

>>729253818
You prefer the smell shit on your dick? just shower and fuck thats why I ask fag.

>>729253723
>>729254164
Also i have done LSD more then 15 times by now, im 25, i know damn well what it feels like. Plus i live in Holland where getting the real deal is no issue at all.

>>729254164
Send me some mdma then. I know you have the fire over there

>>729254227
"What did" you massive trump supporting retard

>>729254348
You too nigga, cough up the mdma. Shits like 15$ a gram there

>>729254357
No can do, sorry /b/ro. Where do you live?

>>729254393
And this is now a Trump thread

BORIS!

>>729254583
Kys

>>729254479
See nigga I know you are in africa trying to front like you live in NL

>>729254651
BORIS!

>>729254668
Actually no but i dont really care what some guy on 4chan thinks. In the mean time i have loads of LSD in my room, while you struggle to get the real deal in whatever country u live. Its a shame bro

>>729254243
have you ever had period blood on your dick ?

>>729255119
Yeah but she sucked it so in the end it was all good

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>>729255234
she sucked it?

>>729255234
she sucked the period blood of your dick ?

>>729255402
Sucked it of*

See, this guy get it>>729255417

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>>729247942
I drank some beer and wiskey.
smoked some weed.
From my just self made weedpipe (pic related)
then i played rocked leugue
Watched a documantary about space.
Smoked some more weed, and drank some more wiskey.
Then i jerked of to a 'joi' video in girly underwear. with a nigger dildo in my ass.
True story /b/ro

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>>729248189
And Im sure you look as autistic as your statements

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>>729255491
nigga you know you can buy some nice glass for like $8 right ?

>>729253209
I sprained my ankle. If it's cancer, I'm fucked anyway. And I did get it 'checked'. By my doctor. He examined it and came to the conclusion that the stability I have regained is normal, and that it's taking this long is because a certain tendon in the ankle most likely took some damage.

>>729255760
I buyed weed in a shop.
But couldn't buy a weedpipe in there. so i was like i'm gonna buy it later but never actualy did it.
So i had to be creative.

>>729254990
I've had sex on almost all psychedelics, I have no problem getting pure product. You just get it cheaper. Its ok, plenty of rave girls on my dick trying to snort a little mdma crystal off it. I'll take the trade off

>>729255119
Plenty, shit feels primal as fuck. Like I was a fucking animal in heat

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>>729257265
ive made my fair share of pipes and bongs, and thats a valid one, never seen a chamber like that.
was just making sure.you can even use amazon but its a bitch to find them, people call them "incense burners" and shit like that

Got drunk as shit, entered into a house, went to the last floor and there was a piece of wood on the ceiling, i moved and got in the attic. Stole a bunch of books, then i slept rough under a tree. Lost my phone during the night, but i went back to that park and the phone was still there

>>729257509
when you were in heat did you have vaginal discharge ?

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slept 16 hours because im tired from work

>>729258154
I discharged something alright

>>729250584
im more worried about it being light beer than anything. who drinks that watered down shit?

>>729258683
what ?