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It's Easter, the best fucking day in calendar! You know

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It's Easter, the best fucking day in calendar!
You know why we celebrate it? Because Jesus Christ is slain!

Post the best black metal in this thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuSkqMaqF3E
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>>729243781
You began with hipster trash

Snuff your life out
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>>729243864
burzum is hipster trash?
i mean are you that edgy faggot
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>>729243864
>hipster trash
>It's Easter
>Jesus Död
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWJLf_-sChw

I think this was the best Gorgoroth album.
Still has that old Gorgoroth feel but Gaahl's voice is fucking gold. Also those gallop riffs. Damn son.
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>>729243933
>edgy
Just stating the truth, kid. Burzum is hipster black metal, Varg is the king of hipsters. He's so hipster, he's 3/4 amish at this point, fertilizing his garden with his own shit, recycling bath water, and posting videos on the usefulness of rock throwing in battle.
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>>729243781
Easter the spring solstice named for the pagan goddess and coopted by the Catholic church for marketing purposes.... But yeah GO JEbus.
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>>729244346
Not to mention the gay D&D ripoff board game he's trying to sell
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Dimmu Borgir : For All Tid
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It's Eostre, Praise Odinn!
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Jesus rose form the dead on Easter, fucking mongoloid.
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>>729243781
Mayhem
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>>729244657
What album?

Well this is of course the classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcS0CVJ1KPg
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so much radio-tier bullshit itt. time for the real stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dG-Flk2_hA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stzTE2-5dUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcqnY2Wf6c0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbwNuLEgOQg
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>>729244346
Samefag here

>3/4 amish

loled
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>>729244346
Oh, samefag here again, good thing you said "at this point"
he wasn't "Hipster" when he made that album though, gotta count for something eh, people grow up
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>>729244657
>>729244775
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This!
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>>729245123
lol
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>>729244253
Despite 4 different vocalists on that album, it's definitely my favourite of theirs, too.
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>>729245130
behexen is fucking mint, also like fimbulwinter by satanic warmaster
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>>729244346
thats a nigger wearing a burzum shirt, doesn't mean varg is a nigger
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>>729244869
gud goy anon
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>>729245354
The nigger is a hipster who supports his hipster idol
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Its not easter you fucking dipshit. Its saturday.
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>>729245488
you missed my point, whatever the fuck you say though
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>>729245130
I'd recommend Black Metal Baptism for anyone wanting to get into Behexen.
Hopeless is also a good dsbm band
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>>729245819
this fucking shit is for complete low-lifes.

>suicidal/depressive black metal
>black metal
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>>729244869
most of the radio tier bullshit wasn't radio tier at some point, i guess when this shit goes to radio, or if, it'll become bullshit, good stuff though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRe5BtzBi3Y
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>>729244573
>>729244869
Let's ear this stuff
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godtier black metal from berlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzWooT1ha2s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nf_zOPMQYQ
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>>729245959
lol, whats up with niggers thinking they know what's real, faggot get the fuck out, don't have to discredit stuff that doesn't flow with you what the fuck
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>varg
>edge master
>mightve burned down a church or two
>killed some other edgy douche who was wearing tighty whiteys over a bit of weak ass gossip
>called it defending himself
>over gossip
>did "hard" time in a luxury prison
>got out
>moved to hipster central in france with his family
>engages in an extreme amount of LARP autism
>made a dumbass board game about more autism
>uses papyrus font
>cant even remember how to play his own music
>doesnt even own an amp because his measly generator cant handle the draw
>uses table as amp
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>>729246368
Hahaha your music sucks. Music without passion is like coffee without caffeine
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>>729243781
I celebrate it to welcome the spring
The big bonfire is always nice
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>>729246557
i am not the same person who posted whatever the fuck you don't like, nice try though... yet you made a valid point, shit without passion sucks... you're still a faggot though "your music" lmfao
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>>729246755
>you're still a faggot

Thanks
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>>729243781
I have a feeling if I were to look up any of these edgy shit tier bands theyd all sound like there being fucked in the ass by satan.
No one thinks your edgy or cool for listening to garbage music.
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>>729246550
you're really dedicated, did he shag you up the ass or something, you're a fucking hipster faggot... getting annoyed over a table, nigger get the fuck out
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10/10 would recommend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peOj0DmS9YA
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>>729246899
>all sound like there being fucked in the ass by satan.

You haven't obviously listen the lyrics of this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFz9uVBhefQ
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>>729246899
i actually listen to music i like. how you feel about my choices doesnt enter into the equation
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>>729246928
Youre the one who sounds mad here, son. Are you ready to fite me 1v1 irl because I clowned on your idol?
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>>729246844
Nah fuck that, second thought, i love you
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>>729247062
he aint an idol of mine, nice assumption though, you either missed my point on purpose or just an inbred
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>>729247062
Honestly i think you're the samefag who posted the nigger hipster pic, maybe you're not, but if you're, you're trying so hard
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>>729243781
Album cover may have made me cum. You owe me one new pair of boxers op
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvalS4bRp7A&t=1488s
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>>729247271
Sure he's your idol, which is why youre angrily defending him.

Just a heads up, the repeated name-calling youre engaging in is a clear indicator that youre are indeed mad.

Go ahead and be contrary and lie all you want, but everyone here can see it.

You're mad.
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>>729243781
Hi Sanny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwfqHV0kuGY
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>>729247398
Youve gotta be the biggest blatant newfag the world has ever known.

Did you literally learn what the term "samefag" means before entering this thread?

OH COURSE IM THE GUY WHO POSTED IT.... Holy shit, can you get any newer?
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>>729247553
i guess you didn't miss my point on purpose, you're just an inbred
writing ahead of time that i am gunna lie, damn, good taste in music and can also see the future
>think he's civilized
nigger, i can call you a fucking faggot without actually being mad, maybe you got triggered and your argument now revolves around the name calling, your calculations drove you into thinking i am mad, thus he's an idol of mine
>thinking if you type >go ahead and lie
is gunna discredit anything i say after lmfao inbred strategy
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>>729247705
you're mad and trying so hard, did he shag you up the ass?
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>>729247745
Holy fuck, you're mad.

Look at all the mad you wrote that I aint gonna read LEL

RAGE HARDER
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>>729247809
Thinking about two men fucking is unhealthy and unnatural. Get gay sex off your mind.
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>>729247884
are you an arab IRL? you act like one, you remember what started this? fucking you typing a wall of text about someone you don't know to sound cooler, damn fuck off nigger done with you "kid"
>oh meh gawd he mad
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>>729247959
nice one, go ahead and post something about that varg guy again, maybe you need to get his penis outta your mind faggot hehe
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>>729248008
>arab
Oh, now he's desperately grasping with reckless abandon.

Look at him go!
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>>729243781
Really? No leviathan? im dissapointed in u guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT7ttd7BNBs
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>>729247884
nice caps though, definitely not triggered
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>>729248110

Go home, swishy
>>>/lgbt/
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>>729248124
>Look at him go
who u talking to
>desperately
you're a poet too, try to make sense maybe i'll get offended
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>>729248153
the guy is overrated as fuck IMHO
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>>729248199
nice one
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>>729248178
Oh, you still cant let it go, you are the triggered here kid.
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>>729243781
Why is this the only fucking black metal album people on 4chan ever mention? Burzum isn't obscure anymore, kiddies. Bunch of fuckin bandwagoners.
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Can Islam get some hate too?

Video related: Anti-Islamic black metal from Bahrain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTvy_mLk6fY
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>>729248246
Youre so mad that you can't even understand what's happening around you...

Holy shit, this is one for the history books...

Triggered so hard space and time itself has been disturbed for you
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>>729248299
>you still can't let it go
>YOU still can't let it go
faggot i triggered you, not the other way around
keep responding though, i doubt you'll respond again
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>>729248465
>for the history books
>look at him go
>so so so mad
>triggered
that's basically your entire argument right there
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Ash Borer
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>>729248473
You replied to my original comment first, because it upset you.

Youve been rekt ever since, and you cant let it go. You failed from the start.
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Fucking kek. This whole thread is nothing but severely autistic anons trying to be special snowflakes.

>anon 1: THIS is real black metal, everything is for hipster wannabees.

>anon 2: NO! Gorgoth is the most hardcore becuase they sacrifice animals on stage and shit so that means I'M the coolest edge lord here!

>anon 3: you're both wrong! Behemoth is ledgendary! They don't even have lyrics, it's just a guy screaming into a microphone! The album also has really shitty symbolism with taboo subjects so that means I'm really deep and dark! I'm the specialist of all snowflakes.

Black metal is for complete shut ins with zero social skills. This garbage music.
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>>729248439
Anti-Islamic BM in the Middle East is the new front of black metal
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>>729243781
All religion is a lie.
There is no god, there never was. The myth was used in both controlling the masses of people to ensure their actions remains within the law, and in the trying to explain the mystery of life & the universe.
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>>729248548
My argument has always been the same, Varg is an autist hipster.

Rage further.
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>>729248645
it didn't upset me, try to read it with context again
cause you're an inbred ima explain the whole situation for you
>you're a nigger that went out of his way to sound cool
>i am a faggot that tried to point out that its not cool
>turns out i am a fan of whoever you were talking about
>now you're telling me how i've been rekt ever since
>i can't let it go
>failed from the start
you're really something special
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>>729248828
Hail Watain
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>>729248854
>another novels worth of seething rage

Wew
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>>729248788
>Rage further
okay, guess you win, your argument really matters bro, it does man, forget what i was trying to point out... feel free to tell every body that varg is a hipster... i shouldn't have responded to you in the first place
>Omg he idolizes Varg
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>>729248946
wew indeed, everytime... turns out i am still mad, can't be unmad... either read it or dismiss it or just shove it up your ass idc i shouldn't have typed anything to you in the first place, keep telling people what real and whats not
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>>729248199
Gaahl is Gay, Vegan and Antisemitic. How evil this man can be to conservatives?
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>>729249055
>feel free to tell every body that varg is a hipster
Thats what I've been doing, but you've been literally crying about it the entire thread.

>i shouldn't have responded to you in the first place
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just shut the fuck up and post some black metal
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>>729244775
This is unironically my favourite Mayhem album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joVNbfFdTns
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>>729249298
i tried to point out that you're not a special know it all snowflake and you sound retarded
let me rephrase what i said
>feel free to sound retarded, i should not try to make a retard notice that he's a retard
>now go ahead and tell me that i am the retarded one and i am mad
>that's what i've been doing
fucking exactly
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>>729245959
It's just music, homeboy.
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>>729243781
Jesus was resurrected on Easter
you're like 3 days late to celebrate Christ's death
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>>729249435
band of Jon Nodtveidt before he formed (almighty) Dissection
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>>729249298
you were "crying" about varg though
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>>729249460
>still the rage endures
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>>729249492
"All" these people bashing musicians and trying to say what's real metal and what's not in this thread is probably the same faggot, who knows though
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>>729249559
LOL is this opposite day?

Sorry, champ, I was making fun of him. You, are the one crying.
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>>729249777
of course there's a difference, special flake
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>>729248769
mind=blown
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>>729249435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqAv_h2lswo
Thoughts on Negură Bunget?
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>>729248153
>>729248251
imo his side project is better. just listen to this riff

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-1VISLfRDfg
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>>729250060
Gone down the drain since Virstele.
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>>729250225
Negru died a few weeks ago btw.
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>>729248769
How come crime rates are declining even though there are more atheists
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Metallica is black metal band ever
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>>729250267
oh shit. what was the cause of death?
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>>729247062
>you're the one who sounds mad here, son.

he didn't say you were mad though
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>>729244101
JESU TOD
E
S
U
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Slipknot snuff
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=016gfFcvQ3g
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>>729250625
His little black heart packed in, apparently:
http://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Negru/564
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>>729243781
>metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtdiGtAtlws

also I'll gently claim my little sister's sweet pussy tonight.
to honour Njord, Nerthus, Freyja and Freyr of course!
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>>729250801
Psychosocial is pretty heavy
"psychosocial psychosocial psychosocial"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkpXLj99jgU
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Can anyone recomend me some black ambient/dungeon synth? Something Burzumy and cosy, kinda like Mortiis or Old Tower but not so over the top.
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>>729251400
The fuck's a tobeornotobe?
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>>729251164
Sounds pretentious as fuck
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>>729243781
tomorrow is easter
jesus would have died yesterday
you are two types of wrong
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>>729251648
So that's a no then?
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>>729243781
>It's Easter
No. I've been up smoking meth all night, and even I know it's still Saturday morning, fag. It's not Easter until Sunday. And don't give me your time zone horse shit either. Anywhere on Earth that matters it's still Saturday.

>>729246899
Well does it help or hurt that the one guy behind Burzum (yup, a lame-ass one-man show) hates black metal, which is the genre it falls under, more than you ever will, and also he once went to a guys house at 3am, woke him up, chased him into and down the streets, stabbed him over and over killing him, and had the balls to call it self defense? Yea, the Norwegian pigs didn't buy it either, and they gave him like the maximum sentence for such a violent criminal under Scandinavian law. That is to say he served a few years in a fancy vacation resort/country club (the skiing is good there), got to talk to a bunch of fruity shrinks who assured him it was societies fault, and extensively write and record his views on National Socialism, Satanism, and a whole range of similar topics that absolutely no one who matters gives a fuck about. Then he was handed a French bride, and an apology, and sent to live in France where he is today, stockpiling firearms (but America is the one with the gun problem of course). Oh, the French did try to arrest him over it, but quickly surrendered, and apologized for violating his precious rights...no shit on the second part.

The only consolation in this is that the guy he killed was somehow a bigger piece of shit than he is.
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>>729243781
>believing in a higher power
>still saturday here
>meme metal
Kys
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link me some lyricless burzum / death metal pls
I dont know shit but I liek "Back to the Shadows"
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>>729243781
easter is tomorrow. and the day we remember jesus being killed was yesterday. have some education blackmetal fags. and i mean musical education, because black metal sucks. best band/record somewhat close to black metal is pic related. thanks for your attention, faggots
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>>729254123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuRGI-Ba8cU
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>>729249970
really? that was a new one to you? anon sounds to like me when i was around age 13
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>>729254976
OP is retarded, doesn't mean we are all. Nice assumption faggot.
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>>729243781
Every music form becomes a parody of itself with time. This happened so fast with blackmetal.

Except for Svartidauði I haven't heard a good band in forever.
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>>729243781
>It's Easter, the best fucking day in calendar!
>You know why we celebrate it? Because Jesus Christ is slain!

I'm a generic fundamentalist christian, and I agree wholeheartedly!
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>>729243781
>burzum
Into the trash. Black metal is for edgy 14 year olds. It sounds objectively awful
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>>729256508
>being called a fag on 4chan
>totally butthurt
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>>729248769
anything can be a tool of social control, whether its mythology or music or drugs. But religion has also been put to the opposite use, for example liberation theology.

also: if you are still asking the "existence" question in the empiricist formulation, you are being cucked by the scientific paradigm, which is ubiquitous but not inevitable
>>
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>>729243781
>>729256845
>samefag
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>>729256769
thats because you havent bothered looking underground for the true black metal. lots of great bands coming out of us right now
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>>729258947
>Black metal fags: being hipsters before it was cool

Far out man.
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>>729259725
I don't watch TV, sorry.
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>>729244346
For real though, burzum is boring garbage
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