Who would win /b/, our Grorious Leader or a bunch of no hopers

>>729237394
I'll bite.
>our glorious leader
>has gun pointed behind his head like his whole family

>>729237394
Obviously the sun.

>implying you can win in a nuclear war

>>729237394
Its win win. Trump attacks... Kim wipes out east coast.. it's all good!

>>729237502
Depends who's pointing the gun

>>729237695
I don't know how this is even a question in these circumstances...

>>729237694
korea is closer to west coast. that shit is getting torn up sorry cuz

>>729237394
north america is best america

>>729237394
nk will be taken down easy peasy
but then russia and china will fuck us pretty good. but by then the world would be uninhabitable and everything would die of cancer

>>729237694
But then you will have to deal with californian mutants refugees, and the same applies to south korea

>>729237928

spherecuck

Based Korea wins, again

>>729237394
The world because the two retard states of the planet take each-other out.

DPRK will send a missile to wipe out faggy San Francisco.

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>>729238195
will that make much difference?

>>729237394
hopefully nothing happens in the next 2 days

>>729238832
in the next couple of days

8888 and dprk has subs all around the globe that can avoid any kind of detection and are armed with nukes

>>729238042
Canada?

>>729237394
I wouldn't bet on the fat kid.

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>>729237394

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last moment! Missiles were launched from northkorea, here the images!

>>729241144

they're both enormous fat assholes so you'll have to be more specific

>>729241182
>>729241144
Whos the fat kid?
Huh
HuH?!?!?!?!!

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>>729241717
yes amerifag

yay for fallout. we are all getting fucked.

>>729237839
i think he was shoot anon

>>729237394
I guess the one with the best hair will win

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Stop the war Save this northkorean!

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>>729237394

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i for one am sick of hearing about king dawn spoon or whatever the heck his name is! did we not already beat those french people in world war 1? SMH. now all i hear about is dropping bombs and invading bing bong june's country or whatever his name is. as far as im concerned america is the best country! i may not be the smartest man but ive learned a thing or too in my day!

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>>729242690

>>729237394
No one. Everybody loses when those two fools finally snap.

Say that NorthKorea has missiles with viruses that still have no cure ... will be USA, will be zombified by those viruses? .. is this the beginning of a zombie apocalypse?

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>>729242781
ill be the start of the war against niggers zombies? ...

>>729242637
lamo

>>729238195
california's on the west coast bro

>>729241372
north korea's largest nuke is only 10kt.
not even enough to wipe out 4 city blocks.

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>>729242897

>>729242951
you're fucking with the narrative

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Best Korea is only Korea....
Don't mind the righteous solider of the people behind me, he's here to protect us from the dirty west.
*Shuffles script*
The imperialist west will fold under the iron wills of our people

Funny how amerifats are brainwashed from the propaganda media to underestimate North Korea.
They got Nukes and they can reach the US so shut the fuck up.

>>729237394
You faggots can quit arguing. It is 9pm in North Korea, they didn't do shit except hold some fag parade. The world got their panties in a bunch for nothing, again.

>>729242951
but Rusia..?

USA = MOAB "Mother of all bombs"
RUSIA = FOAB "Father of all bombs"

Hahaha Russia always one step ahead ..

>>729243121
Don't forget the Tzar bomb

>>729237928
Your right LA is fucked.,. run to Las Vegas Now!

>>729243065
Yeah, but only California.

>>729241379
MM yea maybe we should get them in a cage,, let them duke it out.. $10 on Donald.. he is a nasty fucker!

>>729242951
dunno how fucken big your city blocks are but 12.5kt took out a whole japanese city but then again their houses were made out of rice paper and bamboo splints and shit probably take out nagasaki with a cigarette lighter to be fair

>>729243187
those crazy motherfuckers almost wiped out the stratosphere

>>729243187
and the misil SATAN-2 which can lead to 10 atomic bomb or 4 T-Zar bombs ...

>>729243286
because fuck the stratosphere amirite?

>>729243269
10kt
severe damage radius 0.5 miles
moderate damage radius 1.0 miles

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Russia loves NorthKoreans girls..

>>729237394
The usa has secrete weapons that can wipe any country clen. You just dont know about it . Like the TB-3R

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>>729243306

>>729243269
>took out a whole japanese city
Not true. The damage only affected about 2 square miles. The radiation killed millions because we were using very dirty bombs which we don't use anymore. But NK is probably using some dirty shit.

>>729243499
millions?

>>729243343
yeah with your facts and figures
that's bullshit
how come 10kt is so much weaker than 12.5kt?
you're full of shit
I could take out four city blocks with a truck full of nitrate fertilizer
faggot

>>729243499
>The radiation killed millions
Idiot

>>729237394
How about we level N. Korea with neutron bombs and stick an American flag in the middle?

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>>729237394

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>>729243691
It's exactly that kind of attitude which is the reason north korea exists, to keep retarded yankees away from the celestial kingdom of CHINA
H
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Stop the war They still have the virgin sphincter! Not like the American girls ..
That's why the northkorean ones are worth more!

Yep, these are the values that define wars.

>>729242717
Best country? No one will fight for Trump, only his retarded base wich is only 25% of America

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>>729237394
North Korea is best Korea.

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Wait! Wait! Maybe in the next elections, change the leader! ...

>>729243677
>>729243610
Actually the number was 2.2 billion

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<--- this fucking tea girl.

>>729237694
i prefer kim wipe out california...but if that's not possible then new york works for me.

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C'mon grab your friends,
We're going to very
distant lands. With
Donald Trump and
Kim Jong-un,
The fun will never
end, it's Adventure
Time!

>>729244111
Nahhh DC or Texas, we dont need more retards on /b/

>>729243691
Spoken like a true dumb ass American who understands as little about international diplomacy as the orange president he voted for.

>>729244111
>i prefer kim wipe out california
It's like these children don't know that California is what makes america powerful

>>729244296
He will learn, SOON

>>729244362
I know right. Trumptards are not too bright.

>>729243426
Is it that small?

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Those children cried because they wanted to be closer to Kim.

>>729237394
Who can we make win?
That's the question gentlemen.

>>729244477
>Is it that small?
Look well, which shows the hiroshima and trinity, is with a magnifying glass

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>>729244561
JUCHE
U
C
H
E

>>729244362
california is cool but as long as we have texas and the midwest we still have most jobs :/

>>729241182
Kek I made that image

>>729244477
no the tsar bomb is just really big

>implying they can reach any state other than Alaska.
>not having anti missile capabilities stationed in south Korea
>having a new classified ship outside North Korea.
North Korea can't win.

1/10 for the reply

>>729244864
kys

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>>729244477

>>729237394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

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Stop North American! .. stop nailing nails on the heads of beautiful northkorean! that is wrong!

>>729245031
this picture is confusing me so much.
he has a hatchet, and uses it as a hammer to punch nail into her head, okay.

>>729244005
>Actually the number was 2.2 billion
Are you sure? I've saw a news report yesterday saing it was 6 000 000. There was even an Eye witness who survived because the pressure wave blew him across the ocean to China.

>>729245229
He's using the blunt side fag

>>729245031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irw7SRv-l44

>>729245229
Because it's an amerifag

>>729245386
Don't harsh his mellow.

>>729243343
>Moderate damage radius

you do know when it comes to nuclear bombs that means not completely fucking flat and crispy, not some broken windows.

>>729241401
Now on undercover boss!

>>729241401
Didn't know Lil Kimmie Boy visited China.

How North Korean Girls Settle a Dispute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeQDykW6BYU

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>>729237394
I tell you wut,that chinaman is playing with fire.

>>729242923
>>729243485
Is he fighting Color McGregor?

>>729244540
wtf? why did this make me laugh

>>729241182
fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIt-MlNvx9k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxQ8Oc0Z1sA

>>729246573
She was being like a robot then she realized she was being filmed and cracked a little cute smile.
Adorable.

>>729243121

MOAB = Multiple Ordinance Air Blast

>Fucking media sheep

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>>729246891

>>729246829
NorthKorea > SouthKorea

>>729247309
What nonsense you say! .. NorthKorea is the only korea!