Why no ylyl?
>>729231610
wow, you started it with this, looks like its gunna be a good banana thread
>>729231610
did you mean cringe thread?
>>729233844
Ride the dick more
Did someone say... Banana thread?
Did you mean spider mang thread?
>>729231610
>>729234316
Kekekekek
>>729235273
Lmao
>>729231610
>Posts shit
>Expects others to post gold
>>729234926
Hydrochloric acid would melt that syringe, dumb af.
sage this shit thread
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>>729236842
s a g e d e g a s
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>>729234278
I thought there would have been more blood.
Also wtf happen, did he run out of bullets? Why does it look like someone who got shot gets up so easily?
Furthermore where was this?
>>729234316
He passed...
sage all fields
>>729233503
lost
>>729234316
>61%
>>729236940
I think it was in mexico and the kid was only shooting .22lr which arent as powerful as a 5.56 that ARs shoot
>>729233503
Also lost.
>>729235716
i lost
>>729233503
literally lost>>729233503
>>729237327
fucking lol
>>729239997
there's a reason you didn't get quads you faggot
>>729236842
>>729236894
you mean sageru. sage comes from sageru which is a Japanese word meaning "lower". go sprinkle your herbs elsewhere, newfag
>>729231610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9pHyYWplrw
watch it. It's all yours my friend
>>729239997
HII DEAR FRIEND I AM JAMES WORKING AS A GRIEVANCE MANAGER.AP GOVT. I AM VERY GLAD TO BE YOUR FRIEND. BUT FB WAS BLOCKED ME SO I COULD NOT ADD YOU.
ONCE I WAS A BISEXUAL(HAVING DESIRES ON M AND F), I HAD SEX EVERY DAY 3 TIMES WITH MY FRIENDS (MOSTLY BOYS). MY LIFE WAS BEING BORED, I HAVE NOT FOUND JOY IN SEX ALTHOUGH I COULD NOT BE WITH OUT SEX, I KNOW THIS (GAY SEX) IS WRONG TO HEALTH AND TO TELL OTHER AS A BISEXUAL MAN, I COULD NOT CONTROL MY SEXUAL DESIRES SO I WANTED TO DIE BY DRINKING ACID,
SUDDENLY I HAVE REMEMBERED JESUS, FOR WHOM MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD TO ME, JUST I PRAYED JESUS "JESUS I WANT TO DIE" ALTHOUGH I DON'T LIKE JESUS AS A GOD AS I M MUSLIM, SO I HAVE TAKEN ACID BOTTLE TO DRINK IN MY BED ROOM, SUDDENLY I SAW JESUS CHRIST WITH MY EYES BESIDE MY BED. JESUS CAME NEAR TO ME AND SAID "MY SON I HAD DIED ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS SO YOU WON’T DIE,I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY DEAR SON SO I GAVE MY LIFE FOR YOU". THEN HE WAS DISAPPEARED. IT WAS DONE 3 YEARS BACK ON MAY 26. FROM THAT DAY ON WARDS I HAVE NO GAY FEELINGS AND DID NOT HAD SEX STILL NOW,JESUS CHRIST CHANGED MY LIFE,JESUS WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, HE ALSO DIED FOR YOUR SINS TOO.PLEASE INVITE JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE, NO NEED TO CHANGE YOUR RELIGION. JESUS WOULD SAVE YOU FROM ETERNAL HELL.I LOVE YOU SO I SAID ABOUT JESUS LOVE.
>>729231610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIAh740aqoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GDAqcP7_Rk&t
>>729233923
how is this funny? this is awesome. u are a sad sad person if u think this is funny
>>729242300
fuck off to facebook, faggot
>>729242534
lol faggot for using facebook? I have friends and family so of course I am using facebook you basement neckbeard
>>729234398
whats the story?
>>729234278
What the fuck is this...
>>729242300
it's the filename that is funny
>>729233923
>>729233923
>filename
>>729234338
holy shit, her husband was just killed in front of her and she fucking steps in front of the daughter so she doesn't have to see the body. i want someone with this level of humanity in my life
>>729236840
perhaps it's very diluted?
>>729236840
depends on if the syringe was glass or some types of plastic
>>729238107
>>729238107
>snek is manket
>anger issues
>>729243603
probably a fag in the middle east
>>729238890
.22 Magnum
>>729240805
this meme is funny, but it makes biological sense to have like 9 kids
>>729236644
This is too good. I fucking lost
>>729243603
nerve gas
>>729246116
EuroCuck
>>729242300
Bad bait or complete idiot. Learn to blend in better you reddit cumsucker
>>729239997
prick
>>729233923
>that finishing move
someone could just walk up to him and kick him in the face really hard
>>729246116
not in that situation
>>729246656
Yeah it does.
Shit healthcare and sanitation mean high infant death rates. This means having more babies to increase the chance of at least one of their children surviving.
andy murray is a fucking legend
>>729240805
catholicism'll do that to you
brb time to break my lent fast
>>729246182
>>729246656
what?
it makes biological sense to have 9 kids
turtles do it
fish do it
rodents do it
niggers do it
all animals do it
its just that modern society, which niggers are incapable of has taken away the biological factor of deaths before childbirth or impregnation
>>729246983
What was the question?
>>729243603
Cartels
>>729243603
mexicans torturing/killing a guy. (I would say torturing because he stays alive all along.)
just google for "box cutter execution" or smth like that, it's pretty recent.
>>729233923
Pulling that sort of stuff off is pretty difficult, even with his condition. Ya'll are a bunch of 12 year olds.
>>729247087
It was "how do you eat your strawberries at Wimbledon?"
>>729246758
lost
>>729236840
It's probably made of the same or similar polimer that the plastic bottle was made of.
Not all acids melt a plastics.
Does anyone have the one about a fat guy, where he tells the story about a new mcdonalds opening next to his house, where he walked in and "accidentially screams -I love MacJounalds"?
>>729234338
Don't join the cartels kids. It kills.
>>729247087
how do you eat your strawberries
>>729247048
You DO realise that people are capable of consequential thinking unlike most of the animals and that there are already too many plebs and poverty on Earth?
>>729248708
Sorry, wrong pic.
>>729248765
>Sorry, wrong spic.
ftfy
>>729248708
>niggers
>capable of consequential thinking
pick one
https://youtu.be/Hdbnqj3gDVM
>>729236840
>gets facts from breaking bad scene
>>729231610
I'm doing this now
>>729233923
He must be imagining
>>729248708
>opening reply with condescension
Nice argument skills bro-fist. But animals do that due to low survival rate so they evolved to over produce.
>>729236840
Actually syringes are made of polypropylene, which doesn't dissolve in hydrochloric acid, dumb fuck
>>729235716
this is your average trump voter
>>729245874
>>729245902
>>729247987
>>729249638
>>729236840
The bottle says muriatic acid
>>729250415
what is this depicting exactly.
>>729250732
Guy A is squatting over a dinner plate on a table. Guy B is inquiring about Guy A's motivation for "shitting" onto a plate that apparently belongs to Guy B. Guy A insists that there is still a chance that what comes out of him might not be shit, and asks Guy B how he knows that it's shit inside of him when he clearly cannot know.
>>729234338
She was in on it. Planned out.
>>729235482
Lol i want to this one day when tensions are high due to some recent, nearby "attack". Idk if there was "gunfire" or sound effects in this prank, but there would be in mine.
>>729243900
Some fucking mejican kid decided to shoot his class. Happens all the time in there.
>>729247193
Being a dad I appreciate this greatly
>>729247183
No it's not. Literally anyone without a degenerative muscle disease, limbs or no limbs, can flail about at the air in a "sharp" and "quick" manner. Looking like you're hitting something in the air being hard is like saying playing air guitar is hard... no. Just no lol
>>729239997
fagmode