>be a virgin grill who has no friends, is socially awkward

Stop being fat

>>729217825
Tits or GTFO slut

>>729217998
I weigh 100 pounds cuck

Nobody cares, change who you are if you want different results otherwise just kill yourself.

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>>729217825
first, tits or gtfo

second, you'll find plenty of guys that will marry a virgin, even if you're moderately uggo (as long as you're not fat). get a treadmill and you're all set.

>>729218101
then stop being ugly

One way to kill yourself is to become someone completely different. Total unwavering commitment to be someone else. Design who you want to be, and become that person. Your old self is gone. Grab a backpack and take a bus somewhere where nobody knows you.

>>729217825
So then what do you do all day?

>>729217825

i'd be happy to come over and pound your vagoo

>>729217825
Try online dating. It would solve your problem quickly.

>>729218101

you are beyond help, kill yourself

>>729218328
Naw online dating is for degenerates tbh. Thanks anyways

>>729217825
1 follow the rule /b/itch
Tits or get the fuck out
2 you are probably a ducking loser anyway

>>729218289
Study, read, sleep and eat. Not much tbh

Grass is always greener on the other side. At this point if you get these "friends" and you're out and about you'll regret not staying it. Get the bf and you'll realize you'd rather be alone. If you're going to try and radically change your life style I'd recommend doing it slowly. Find one small goal to work toward weekly then daily most importantly, learn to enjoy your own company

>>729218406
Farmersonly.com you stuck up bitch

>>729217825
hey, its alright. theres a lot of fucking assholes and whores in the world, but there are good people. life may suck right now, but life gets better, and in time, you'll meet the right people. you just gotta have hope, and be strong.

Just kill yourself

Btw, tits or gtfo

>>729218506
nice iPhone, faggot

Where you live OP? Just go take a couple courses in something you're interested in and you'll be bound to find like minded people even if you are socially inept

>>729217825
Are you ugly? or fat?

>>729217825
Terry berry?

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>>729217825
That's literally the story of my life except that I'm a guy. This is the fate of every ugly human with no personality, anon

Post tits and ass and we'll be the judge. Ugly or not a man can still nut

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>>729217825
Virgin grill?

>>729217825
It's simple workout>>729217825

>>729218536
Thanks. I have been doing that. I just don't know how to socialize. I get paranoid when I'm out of my cave and am in a public place.

>>729218101
>100 lbs virgin
assuming you're a girl, post contact info. i'll wife the shit out of you

>>729218351
Anyone that recommends suicide doesn't deserve any of life's gifts. You're a sad soul desperate for attention and recognition. Don't be another sheep,be brave

>>729217825
Tits or GTFO! Then kill yourself you worthless bitch. Nobody wants you. You smell like bologna and curry.

>>729218289
And I guess I ask this question because I don't see what's wrong with not being in a relationship? I'm turning 25 in a few months and it's never been a priority for me. I'd much rather have a stable group of friends and play videogames in my spare time. I guess it seems like people that urgently need to be in a relationship are just insecure and feel they need someone else to tell them they are worth something. It just seems like relationships are overrated.

>>729217825
Ever been diagnosed with clinical depression or bipolar disorder?

>>729217825
You are a girl losing your virginity is easy.

>>729217825
What do you mean by "conservative"? You seem a bit young (not basing on photo) to even be calling yourself that.

I also doubt the zero friend thing unless you're home-schooled and live out in the country isolated?

>>729218634
I'm pursuing applied math in uni so most of the time I concentrate on that

>>729218769
>being this desperate

>>729218860
>i don't care about being in a relationship

>>729217825
>i want to be in a relationship

pick one and only one

>>729218523
So then are you in college right now? How much do you have left before you graduate?

>>729218982
wrong. desperate would be posting my info

>>729219008
Sorry I was replying to my comment to OP for clarification on what I was asking, my bad.

>>729219120
my /b/ad, /b/ro

>>729218929
This. I remember this ugly girl from 7th grade that nobody would talk to, now at 22 she has 2 kids and is married. Still as ugly as ever.

>>729217825
If you go through with it, can I have your body? I promise I won't fuck it or do anything weird with it.

>>729218972
Fair enough. Just get some outdoorsy hobbies that don't involve being around big groups of people then. Worked pretty well for me

>>729219042
You're eventually going to have to open up to *somebody*, but I mean I get the whole /b/ stalker thing.

tits then we talk

>>729217825
How much does being overweight or obese play into your current predicament?

If its even a little bit thats the problem you need to fix. To sit here and try to rationalize anything else is a wasted effort. Go low carb with a 1200 calorie daily diet until you got guys throwing dick at you. Then come back and check in. You fat bitch.

>>729219272
he claims to be 100 lbs>>729218101

>>729218768
Same, always been extremely antisocial. I've only recently been attempting "reintegration" into society after my gfs suicide. Paranoia and anxiety always take over and I look for any excuse to disengage

>>729218883
I think I might be bipolar.
>>729218939
By conservative I mean I follow traditional values. I want to be married by 22 and have kids by 23. Also dont mind cleaning or cooking. I dress modestly. Want to be a virgin until I'm married.

i've never understood how girls who looked decent pulled this off.
I mean you don't even need game, you just go out and smile at guys, and there's bound to be one who will make a move.

>>729217825
jesus!! idk why girls can be so insecure. alright here are the simple rules, if you are younger than 20, start wearing jcrew shit. if you are older than that start wearing banana republic shit. especially as summer is coming around. if you weight 100 pounds all guys will see is your body in that sundress. believe i lived in a college town where every single girl in dress looked hot as fuck. didn't even look at their face. it's the easiest thing in the world to attract guys. we think with our dick. so if you are emo wear flowery colors even if you dont like them. bottom line is wear flowery colors. you'll attract all alphas. alphas only care about flower colors.

--you're welcome
Fraty Douche

>>729219013
I'm in my first year. I'm planning on taking up cello again this summer. Hoping to distract myself.

>>729219370
>I think I might be bipolar
You go to the psychiatrist, get diagnosed and then you talk.
I'm tired of all those self diagnosed bipolars

>>729219329
Yeah unless she has a bulldog mug for a face I'm not buying any of her/his psycho bullshit, this is a total bait thread.

>>729219540
>wear a dress
/thread

>>729218972
Best advice I can give is to just finish your degree and get a job. You'll be in a more social scenario, and you will have a good starting point on the rest of your life. I just got out of college and I'm trying to work out my reasons to live, but I think it just takes time to develop those values tbh.

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Literal cucks.

>>729219705
i like small girls. am willing to let the face be fairly ugly for such a small girl

>>729218406
online dating is for degenerates? bitch you retarded. the whole world is on tinder. and if you think the whole world is degenerate, no wonder why you miserable. move with the wind. if you dont follow the trend you'll be left out. too bad.

>>729219370
I'm 33...the thought of kids terrify me, you sound like you're a bumfuck bitch that thinks after highschool/college you should be married and settled down. Actually get knocked up, it'll raise the white birth rate, but unfortunately it will also raise the divorce rate. We have feminism to thank for the latter.

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>>729219370
tfw people like this still exist
you give me hope anon that i will find a girl like you someday

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>>729218817
Bologna is not a food, Bologna is the city in wich i was born
Fat stupid americans being stupid and fat.

>>729217825
>>729219908
>>>/r9k/

>>729219659
Ok? I didn't say that I'm definitely bipolar...I said I think.

>>729219817

nice use of "cuck". now just throw in a "beta male" and "chad" somewhere to solidify how autistic you are

>>729219642
Hobbies will help, good luck on that degree. A good math degree will do a lot. I guess look for stuff you want to do in the meantime? I had a blast in college and definitely didn't come out with what a went in for, but I'm glad of the mistakes I made on the way.

>>729217825
If you live in mid Michigan and are at least a 7 I will wife you tomorrow

>>729217825
>>729218101
Yeahh... I don't consider myself to have high standards. But the only req I have is to be real skinny.. Like if you're under 100 lbs.. that automatically makes you a 7 in my book. I know a lot of other guys like myself.. so assuming that you are actually a girl and not lying about your weight... Just maybe try harder.. send a damn winky face and consider yourself fucked.

>>729220166
> autistic
> actually trying to participate in an "I'm a grill" thread
K den

>>729219817
So you just picked a bunch of random comments from the thread because you felt like insulting someone? What a great life you must have

>>729219908
oh stfu you idiot. you barely know shit about the OP and trying to get your dick wet over the internet. fucking pussy ass beta. a girl like her exist everywhere, if you can't find them then you need to grow a pair your sorry ass

Loose girls are like guys who try to fuck everything; not worth your time to even pay attention to them.

What you want to do is spend your time figuring out who the good, modest men are, how they think, what they want, and figure out how to get their attention. Then, you become their friends and the rest will ensue shortly thereafter.

You have one humongous advantage; there's a very large pool of unmarried men who are disgusted with the whoredom most women have become and have refrained from relationships. Those are the men you want.

>>729220329
Nah, just the pandering comments. Figures a faggot such as yourself wouldn't realize the differance.

>>729220329
>>729220166
>>>>>>>>>>>>>729220411
Learn from him bois

>>729220303
oh it's the meme boy.

I'm sorry. I should'nt have made this thread.

>>729220264

i used to live in mid michigan. can confirm there's nothing but uggos out there. good luck, anon. good luck getting out of michigan i mean.

hey conservative girl.
i'm pretty much in love with a girl like you and she doesn't talk to anybody but i tried really hard to kinda get to know her and long story short she knows i'm a pervert.
any tips on how i can fix this and maybe marry her?
inb4 you can't kys beta

>>729219817
lol we got a beta ass pussy over here calling everyone cucks!! fucking tard waisitng life on internet. slurp cum dick hole!

>>729220637
shoulda been in A2!!! hot girls and alphas everywhere! you woulda been pounded in a heartbeat there.

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>>729220424
>all those comments are pandering

>>729220620
You should've posted tits you smelly cunt

>>729220620
should have posted contact info and you'd have a bf within just a day or two

>>729220534
when you got nothing you do this pointless shit and make yourself look an ass...say "learn from him bois" lol what a fucking loser. let me guess--shitty facial hair working a min wage job. am i right or am i right?

>>729221040
nigga wishing he was the bf. #virgin

>>729221369
oh no. i don't meet people on the internet. i'm just sayin someone would hit him/her up

>>729217825
Sit on my face
Shit on my dick

>>729220420
stop giving her wrong advice you shit head. 1) that is not a humongous advantage. 2)most men are not disgusted by the "whoredom". most men love that shit. 3) you cant figure out good modest men without being with assholes first.

If you're a girl and you don't weigh 300lbs, all you have to do to get a guy to fall in love with you is say hi to him.

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>>729217825
a girl complaining about a hard life in 'Murica

april fools is over yo

>>729221976
fuck you nigger, i called dibs

>>729222020
i just want a cutie innocent asian to love :(

>>729221698
So does that mean i would never find men who like modest girls?

>>729217825
dont listen to these kinds of people. you are not a sex object. you are a person, you have your oen wants and wishes. dont be someone your not. if your looking for a guy, he would rather know the real you rather than a persona. take your time, meet some people, and be yourself.

Op come to Switzerland and move in with my wife and I and be the housemaid/sex slave/baby maker for the two of us.

>>729222502
no, if you're a cutie azn i'll take your modesty and worship you

>>729222502
be modest on the street. be a freak in bed

>>729222881
that's what i'm talkin about, i'm pretty sure everybody wants that girl. perverted just for them.
unless you're a cuck.

>>729222975
of course every guy wants that girl. 2 keys to our heart: great food, and great sex

>>729217825
>feeling suicidal
>goes on /b/

>>729223071
I dont mind cooking and taking care of my bf. I would love to do that. But I want to remain a virgin and refrain from doing anything sexual until I'm married.

>>729223204
nothing at all wrong with that. but srsly, you claim to be a skinny virgin girl. on the freak chance that you're not full of shit, you should have no problems finding a guy.

>>729222502
no you dick hole!! no one said never. odds are just low and the poor girl will continue to be miserable in the mean time. might as well say fuck it and become promiscuous.

>>729223204
Cook the man some fookin' eggs, bitch

>>729217825

103 replies

No time stamped tits

It is like moot died in vain

>>729223204
You're never gonna get laid that way.

>>729223204

Did you know that anal sex keeps your hymen intact?

>i want to be a virgin until marriage

Single dumbest thing you could do right there.

>>729223403
the power of a cutie faceless modest nice girl

>>729223506
Kek

>>729217825
Where were you when my man Roger Elliot was still alive?

Then do something about it. get laid

>>729223697
no dude, why are you trying to ruin one of the only cuties left on the planet

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>>729223697
She won't fuck till she's married

i applaud you OP society is in shambles because of promiscuous whore women tbh

>>729223204
That's hot, but I would expect many pictures for me to fap to and you could watch

>>729223204
for real though, what's the problem?
>sitting indoors depressed cuz no bf
get outside, cunt. socialized like the bitch you are

>>729222555
Check'd

Itt lib shit full of aids faggets and attention whoring

>>729223878
yup. Idc if you think its hard to believe. Either you contribute by giving advice or go suck your own dick. Pretty sure you do that already.

ok solid real advice:
talk to a cool, nice boy who you think is cute but not douchy fuckboy cute, he'll probably like you and you'll win. congrats.

>>729224284
there's been a shit-ton of advice given. just a bitch who don't want to listen

>>729224158
No it really isnt attention whoring. Ive been in this state since i hit puberty. The only reason why Im seeking advice on 4chan is because all of you shit heads are probably going through the same shit. The only difference is that I have a vagina and you have a feminine cock. I hate being a girl because most girls are useless and stupid and people assume the same shit about me. I would much rather be a guy.

>>729224555
yes and i read that. But for some reason you're still here.

>>729224284
Sorry if I offended you but it's not slutty to have sec before marriage. Im gonna be real... no real man is going to wait till marriage to bang... lol. You gotta resemble Meagan fox before anyone even thinks of doing that shit. And no pics of you yet so right now I'm questioning the fact that you are female.

>>729217825
Hey op, try this theres a guy on another thread its a pic of a guy and it says " how long has it been kiddo?' Hes about to kill himself or hes dying. Anyway talk to him tell em to rethink what hes doing, he swallowed pills, if he throws em up he'll be fine.. help him, at least try and see if you feel better than. Its comforting to know youre not alone. Theres always people who have it worse, go see

>>729224586
>i would rather be a guy
mental illness confirmed
men are disposable. no the fuck you woulnd't

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>>729217825
This is some good b8.

>>729224688
No. I will not be posting pictures of myself but thank you for your input.

>>729224780
Not even a face only pic. Why wouldn't you do that? Like really not convincing me here lol

>>729224745
coolio

>>729224745
this.
any girl that says that is fucking mental hahaha

>>729224870
k

Go to a Waffle House at like 2:30 a.m. All will be revealed when you awaken your inner self and realize your shit could be way more fucked up.

TITS or you're just a fat whale.

>>729217825
Instead of fucking wanting to kill yourself why don't you spread your legs and enjoy the precious fruit . Nobody expects you to be a fucking virgin at marriage anyway unless you're a muslim.
Your husband wont think you're honourable.
It's better to try a bunch of dicks out before you get married because then you won't always wonder what another dick would feel like inside you when you are married. Girls like you are way more likely to cheat

>>729224977
>>729225016
both of these, OP

>>729224780
then FUCK OFF

Hey op do you know of other girls like you? Friends or relatives maybe?
Or are you the only one in the states that's actually worth something?

>>729224952
How old are you and what is your ethnicity? Can I at least ask a few questions? Do you drive yet? Are your parents still together.

>>729224586
Endure it, find meaning in work and study, keep your values high and dont let this faggets persuade you, take the good and ignore the rest. I'm almost a wizard, no regrets, it will pass and you'll see how others get destroyed for beign weak minded

>>729217825

Maybe you should stop seeing them as sluts and expand your ideological horizons a bit. Just saying. Being a prude is no way to go through life.

>>729225132
No. The reason why i want to remain a virgin until I'm married is because i only want to give myself to one person. Which is my future husband. I dont want to be a degenerate.

have kids before you turn 25. you're just asking to be crazy cat lady otherwise

>>729224780
GTFO you attention-seeking slut, you know the rules

Get /fit/, that way when you're feeling down you're at least feeling strong/attractive. The testosterone injection helps.

I feel you OP.
I have the same problem.

:(

>>729224688
I wouldn't even wait for a hot chick... other than a pretty face to look at while I'm pounding her vaj, the sex would be awful! The pretty face would be contorted in pain as well... not the best to look at.

>>729225362
This is so true in pretty much every country.

>>729225198
19, i dont know how to drive yet, parents are still together

>>729225433
Wut the fuck are you on about, lad?

>>729225563
Have u masterbated or even flicked the bean yet?

>>729225563
seriously. i've already said how to resolve this. just post contact info. you'll have a bf in a day or two

>>729224977

Sepultura (Portuguese for Grave)

Inner Self

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wL8GjSeo3M

>all these people responding to what is undoubtedly a basement dwelling attention whoring neckbeard
>Over 100 posts in, no tits + timestamp confirmation

It's the middle of spring, and yet summer is here

>>729225727
Or a stalker/rapist

>>729225803
>talk to them to sort through the stalkers first

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>>729225793
So sad but true........

>>729217825
Just live with me and ill wife that glorious conservative ass

>>729225845
I'm not op/ a faggot.

>>729217825
100lbs? Virgin? Yeah I'd date you for a month or two if we fooled around during.

>>729226087
op is full of shit. if he can't get a bf, it's because he doesn't want one

>>729219370
OP are you halfway decent looking? because you would be a very desirable dating prospect if you were

you realize how hard it is to find a non-slut these days?

>>729225563
Answer the question you lying sack a shit.

>>729226173
There's truth. I'm just waiting for tits that won't happen or a live-link to a suicide that also probably won't happen.

>>729217825
just get a guy thats socially awkward, too

>>729226311
Wot

>>729226349
I'll try. Thank you for you input

>>729226325
Ops been pretty salty with all of us to a degree..... no pics at all. Told me to suck my own dick. This threads a fuckin bait thread and we're all getting fuckin snagged up... fml wtf am I doing on a fri night? :/

>>729219370
>Want to be a virgin until I'm married.
fucking wierdo

>>729225793
"She" just had to say "she" was conservative -conservatives believe everything they read/hear on the internets.

>>729217825
we need some more info
what kind of stuff do you wear?
are you a weeb?
a furry?
do you still go to school?
if not, where do you work?

>>729223204
>But I want to remain a virgin and refrain from doing anything sexual until I'm married.
If you don't want to do it before marriage you're not going to be much interested in it after marriage.

No wonder no-one is interested in you, they can smell the frigidness

>>729226612
sure dindu

> socially awkward and conservative

stop being such a fagoot

>>729217825
lose some weight you fat cunt, cant claim you're a grill when you don't look like one

>>729226508
You could come watch some to catch a predator with some /b/rothers cytu dot be/r/Wark_TCAP

>>729226803
sure nigger

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>>729217825
gook here. my eighteen year old adopted blonde-haired, blue eyed sister is kind of like you, only she's very pleasant and literally perfect. she does have a few friends, but she mostly just hangs and tags along a with me. i also buy her nice cosplay costumes because she look like some IRL blonde animu girl, and she casually wears them around the house when it's just us two

now post face and boobs

Well nobody is going to date or hang out with someone who can't fucking carry themselves. Don't define your self worth by your value in other people's eyes or how many people want to be around you for one. For two stop making such a big fucking deal about sex and just let that part of your life come naturally and with the right person, because this pedestal you've put it on is just going to give you stress and nerosis that make getting there that much harder. And overall, stop succumbing so hard to social pressure and standards. Don't be the kind of person other people want to hang out with, be the person YOU want to hang out with. The rest will come naturally.

Also Sage.

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>>729226397
Asked if u masturbated and ethnicity and u failed to answer ...

>>729220097
>being born in low-quality meat and being smug about it
Typical European. I bet you still smell like processed pork by-product and claim it's prosciutto.

>>729226867
>It's not my fault I'm fat
disgusting

>>729223204
>But I want to remain a virgin and refrain from doing anything sexual until I'm married.

Thats something to be proud of. Get a christian guy like me who also thinks that way

>>729226970
not going to respond to that sorry.

>>729218860
Yeah let's see how long this philosophy lasts. Sooner or later, your biological needs of finding a partner to breed with will kick in. Seeing as you're not a shut-in and enjoy having a stable group of friends around, being the only person in your circle without a spouse and/or kids will crush you.

>>729227057
I used to be a choir girl at my local church.

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tfw this literally only happens to guys and women will never know what it's like

>>729227057
I thought you people believed the internet was black magic witch craft forbidden by space jebus?

This is the worst thread ever. OP is a full blown retard. Probably a basement dwelling dude. Sage.

>>729227316
Dude with a feminine benis

>>729218101
Stop having a penis then. It's not feminine, no matter what you think.

>>729226860
I can't fucking stand that show, dude. I mean the logic and meaning behind the show is dope as fuck don't get me wrong, I fucking hate pervs and peds but it's just something about the whole thing that puts me off a bit. I like watching creep catchers on YouTube cuz they actually make the guy feel bad before calling the police. Like call them faggots and cunts and goofs and shit man it's dope .

>>729226910
>dat hip
Post more. I know you have lewds of her.

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>>729227393
sure..

>>729217825
Tea?

>>729225727
Haha what a fucking tool

>>729217825
no offense OP, but maybe you should just stop being an asshole to everyone, because it seems like you are a cunt

next, i assume you are a weeaboo, probably not even 18 yet, who thinks anime-like clothes or clothes with anime stuff printed on it is attractive.... its not.

last thing is; why would you sit indoors and cry if you can just go out and at least /try/ to do something?

>>729226918
Stfu

>>729217825

> conservative

Major turn off

>>729227427
That's cool, they'll be playing Cops on there soon if you're into that

>>729227563
Eat dicks

>>729217825
>asking /b/ for advice
You might as well just kill yourself

>>729219151
Newfaggerino kekkeroni

>>729227560
I was only rude to the people who gave me inappropriate responses. And I dont care about anime.

>>729226910

Moar pls

If you're reading this you're now cursed and if you don't kill yourself your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>>729217825
It's my dream to meet a socially awkward girl like myself. Then we'd have socially awkward children that I could rape

>>729220411
chekt

Today i found out that the chick i was interested in is affectionate for my best friend that lives in an entirely other state than us. They havent even talked over the phone and the majority of their conversations are stupid memes. WHat THe FUck!

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>>729227089
You're not even female u fucking liar...
You're probably cranking it to gay porn right now you fucking low life scum piece of shit. Kys.

>>729227674
I know what he means tho. Maybe you are like my ex, her behaviour makes everyone think that shes a cunt but shes actually pretty nice

>>729227837
no

>>729227622
I'm down. Doing drugs tonight tho so i might hit up cod or some shit.

>>729217825
are you ugly

>>729227970
Sorry if I came off as a rude person. I didn't mean to offend anyone. I'm just frustrated thats all.

>>729228161
>/b/ will help
um, yeah, sure

>>729227623
Lighten up cunt

>>729228092
I mean I wouldn't rape them. I'd ask them first. I wouldn't hurt a child

>>729226910
she probably fucks the dog

>>729226910
gook's aren't allowed to adopt whites

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>>729217825
OP stop being a neckbearded pony tailed attention seeker faggot

>>729228161
You didn't but maybe you are in real life

>>729227900
You've been cucked my man

>>729228231
but it's a girl-dog

>>729228246
true, but we did

oo man, tell me this is a troll. everyone knows anon is anon, to be femanon is to relinquish your anonhood. this has nothing to do with your self worth or any general attribute of your gender. here on b, we have a simple rule to return your anonness:

tits or gtfo

>>729224772
Aye its qt

>>729228229
ok

>>729228225
No

>>729228161
Just prove you are a girl with a pic or nobody's going to take you seriously

>>729228435
Obviously it's a troll, the whole reason OP hasn't posted any pics is because we'll find out about his penis.

>>729228420
oh
how can she have no friends?

>>729228650
but she does have a few close friends. i want to stick my penis in one of them

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>>729228762
why dont you want to stick your penis in your sister?

>>729228896
[spoiler]we've done some stuff

>>729229024
>no spoilers
step it up, /b/

>>729218283
That's a great idea if you have no sense of responsibility, accompanied by the resources the new you will require to construct. I can say this because I attempted it twice. First time, I had these factors in my favor and succeeded. Next attempt, my actions actually impact other people, and it backfires in irreversible ways. The new me still feels the guilt of killing the old one, for all that bastard was worth.

>>729229024
greentext that shit my man

>>729229024
Me too dude. Kinda awk these days tho which sucks when fam gatherings come along...

>>729218929
100% this
You could literally successfully proposition 95% of single guys unless you're repulsive to look at. Chances of that are fairly small

>>729229110
You don't need to be somewhere else. But let me tell you this, people believe what they see. When you meet someone new and try to be dominant and happy for example then he'll believe that you are actually like that. A good first step into changing your life if you ask me

>>729229291
I live in a small town.... most of the single girls are single for a reason bro....
Reasons you want no part of... :/

>>729217825
tits or gtfo

>>729229573
I'm sure I'd fall for you

>>729229144
>I fucked my sister a couple times in jr high. She's one year younger than me...

>>729229744
Better not have a dick or aids or a drug addiction. Or not be super old.

>>729226918
definitely here, THIS WAS THE ANSWER LONG AGO. I get wanting to save yourself for husband but I think you should do some research on why that can unfortunately ruin marriges. Seriously, it can be great but it can also set too high unrealistic expectations. Im not saying you should go out and spread legs like the rest of these fucks on here BUT you should research/think about reconsidering and just let it happen with the right person at the right time. My best friend saved herself until she got married, they're divorced now and she cries all the time about how mad she is that she waited for so long, i mean she outwaited every girl she knew even younger sister. She now has extreme issues with being naked in front of guys and insecurity about how she is in bed. Now please do not hurt yourself over not having a bf, a ton of young women in relationships wish they had waited to settle down like myself, it happened to early happened, although I love the man i am with and our new family and I wouldn't change us for the word I still would have liked to live out at least the first half of my twenties single (23) before settling down so soon. hope this helps!

>>729223204
it's weird, it's like... you DON'T want to have any value

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>>729229144
since dubs
>wear tank and soft, little shorts
>lie on stomach with plump little rump slightly raised in air for me to lovingly grind and dryhump until i came all over us while firmly grasping into her chest
>satisfied at the fact i came
>tell me to get closer
>kiss in same position for awhile
>sit up
>rub her off until orgasm while kissing/groping
that's how we kind of started, although, the very first time was a much more vanilla version

>>729229155
mine isn't blood-related, but i still feel some heavy guilt once in awhile, but that same guilt is really hot. i don't know what to think of it sometimes

you guys should really allow spoilers because i feel like i should be spoilering my images

>>729224586
most everyone is useless
girls are just useless in their own unique way
people assume because you don't show them anything else
you think you can't but you have an advantage
it's between your legs
and not being a pig
so dress up put on some makeup and go "be deep" with guys until you find one who, apparently, respects you so much he doesn't want to fuck you.

I can't believe I was able to finish typing that without laughing

>>729230001
Oh that sucks for her. I still want to abstain from sex tho.

>>729217825
I'm tall, skinny and decent looking but socially awkward when it comes to meeting women. If you're interested in a chill but nerdy guy Kik me at rorbit


Lol

>>729230331
Sex in a relationship is overrated. I'm pretty sure you'll find a guy who suits you just don't think so low of yourself

>>729229766
nice

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>>729217825

Put out. Also Tits or GTFO!!!!!

These rules are not new, bitch.

>>729230094
daaaamnnn

>>729230094

Any more?

>>729228455
Alright seeet. Where do you want to meet up at? Should we get married first or just have kids straight away?

>>729230331
wooooooow. You did 0 reserch, im sorry but i cant sympathize with a stubborn person. Seriously its useless. Also im sorry for when you save yourself and he cant make you cum & vice versa, not being rude just realistic girl.

>Come to "I'm a grill" thread
>No tits
>Did not GTFO
>Thirsty faggots still engaging
>Niggers
>Niggers everywhere

>>729231328
Listen guy. Most of us are basement dwelling betas. It's a special occasion when a girl announces her presence

>>729231456
Everyone in here is a "girl" you fucking tard

>>729231306
okay... thanks anyways I guess?

>>729231306
I would say that what is 'stubborn' on her is pretty attractive
>>729230047
>I dont want to lose my virginity like a bitch
>no value
???

>>729217825

>not a dumb slut
>on 4chan
>conservative

You're just my type, as well as other dudes. You're fine, don't worry.

>>729231829
This

Sex is part of normal dating relationships - a perfectly natural, healthy way for people to express affection and make each other feel good.

The concept of virginity is a flawed conceptualization - we do not lose anything but ignorance by gaining experience.

Now go bang a pack of niggers, whore.

>>729217825

Multiple choice test:
OP says "I'm a grill" + no tits + no timestamp =
>OP = male
>OP = female +250lbs

>>729232000
Yeah because naturally every girl would post tits on 4chan to prove that shes a girl.....

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>>729218660
scary terry

>>729232099
they should. it's part of the fucking rules, too. people should follow rules. naturally

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virgin until you get married? That type of people have pretty much died out in today's society.

The only way you are ever going to find a guy like that is church

>>729231306
I actually did do my research. Statistically virgin girls who get married are less likely to end up getting divorced than girls who've lost their v card.
>>729231908
I not saying anything bad about people who have sex before they get married. It's my personal decision to wait for the right person. I only want to give myself to one person only. It symbolizes my devotion towards that person.

>>729232634
Dann, the more you post the more I'm sure you'll find the perfect guy. You're seriously my type. You'll find somebody good for sure.

>>729232634
keep it up

>>729232770
*upvote*

>>729232634
Correlation does not equal causation.

Women who keep their virginity until marriage are nearly universally the same women who are raised in conservative religious families / communities that shun divorcees

You keep your virginity and end up trapped in a marriage filled with disappointing sex

Or you get lucky and find out you love fucking the guy

>>729232770
This. I would totally date you OP

hi sophie

>>729233015
>You keep your virginity and end up trapped in a marriage filled with disappointing sex

Sex isn't all fag

>>729233160
nah...but its a large part of a marriage, if theres no sex youd be a like a couple of 60+ and that aint going to last another 60

looking for asperger its the solution of your degenerated life - trust me

>>729233015
You can be good at having sex with practise. Doing everything before you get married makes looking forward to marriage is little less exciting. If it sucks then we can both work on it. Its not like you can never be good at it.

>>729233228
I aint a subhuman. Jks

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>>729233524
POST CONTACTS REEEEEEEEEEEE>>729217825

>>729233450
lolol

Virgin talk

I hope you marry a premature ejaculator and enjoy your 37 seconds of sex per year

>>729233101
oh shit someone knows OP, this is sad

>>729217825
Hey I feel sorry for you as you seem to be going through a really tough time in your life.
If you need someone to talk to I'll be here for you, we can just swap contact details, whether it be phone numbers, kik or Skype, and no don't worry, I'm not going to be one of those guys who's helping for some sexual gain.
Also if you want to see a private psychiatrist or therapist I'd be willing to provide financial support for you. I don't mind covering any costs as long as it'll make you get better in the end.
Hoping you're still here and see this and we can work something out or a pay plan.

>>729233661
THIS

>>729233661
Okay enjoy getting cucked and taking care of your wife's nigger son.

>>729233686
jesus christ dude, can you be any more beta

>>729233686
straight from beta to omega

>>729233885
>>729233909
You're both wrong. I just like helping people, particularly if it's a girl going through a tough time as it's usually never their own fault.

>>729234155
lol WHAT as a woman that is so untrue we inflict just as much conflict on our own lives as much as men. I have personally been through 'tough times' all due to my own fault. its human nature

>>729234357
I agree with her.

>>729217825
>socially awkward and conservative

me too
I'll be your friend. where are you from op?
I like to hit up restaurants i find on yelp, the more the merrier i say. So you're welcome to join.

I tell dad jokes and puns though. so warning..

>>729234475
I don't add strangers on the internet i hope you understand.

>>729234357
Are you the OP? If so, what you think of what I said >>729233686?

>>729234683
I think you're a dumbass bitch nigga

>>729234587
>>729234475

prob a wise decision. don't know what kind of looney bins are out there.

But still happy to just be a chat friend on a burner account if you wish.

i actually started to chat with random people recently on wechat to try learnng chinese. hahah

not working too well but practice is practice.

>>729234683
I think hes nice that hes trying to help. However he shouldnt be offering to pay for stuff for other people on the internet