gay death thread

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My sex life basically.

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>>729210743
All you need is a cannabis seed...

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I'm actually back until I get my laundry through the wash.

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>not showering
Literal filth.

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>>729210922
Is that a joke about semen?

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>>729210998
I showered. I just threw my underpants and some other stuff in the wash, but I don't want to sleep naked so I'm waiting for them to be done.

>sigh~*

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>>729211034
it was in no way

consider it my honest to god best advice I can think to give you at this point.

>>729210976
Get naked.

>>729211133
>not wanting to sleep naked

Dude that's one of the main pros of sleeping in a bed, you get to sleep naked.

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>>729211133
Gross.
Do not give me such a vile image to ponder.

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>>729211185
I am, but I am under a blanket.

>>729211210
I don't like to for whatever reason.

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>>729211265

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>>729211324
You need to go back in the shower and clean up those thoughts of yours.

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>>729211410
Join me.

>>729211294
Pics.

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>>729211472
50 bucks.

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>>729211453
You already used up all your tickets on that dumb bike.

Nibi you just gotta find a guy that enjoys penis as much as you do

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>>729211579
No wait.
I want to give it back.

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<------------ Enjoys penis

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>>729211170
You dont smoke the seeds... Or "Beaners"

>>729210520

what attributes do you see

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Classy.

>>729211639
What is wrong with the bike?

>>729211518
No.

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>>729211741
My attributes or yours?

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I really dont like penis that much.

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>>729211749
It's not what I had in mind when I wanted to ride something.

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>>729211814

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>>729211837
You are riding what is called the train of regret.
Shame the bike was not peanut butter flavored, unlike other viable alternatives.

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>>729211919
Ive been finding it hard to masturbate since around November/December.
Both Male and Female speaking.

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>>729212069

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>>729212143
Then don't masturbate

Employ other methods

>>729211804

the aging ones

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>>729212512
I play video games to pass the time.

>>729212143

I've been finding it hard to masturbate since I caught hpv

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>>729212334
You will have to earn more tickets the old fashioned way.

>>729212530
I guess like muscle? Then again there is no particular relationship between that and age at all.
Arm hair is nice to have. Also height is good. A nice big tail of course.

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>>729212672
same but without the hpv

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>>729212813
How?

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>>729213011
Begging, of course.

>>729212653
Or find someone to pluck your strings for ya

>>729212815

I feel like almost everyone who has sex gets at some point it you either notice or you don't

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>>729213192
I CAN DO THAT.

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>>729213235
Not understanding this innuendo.

>>729213240
Ive never had sex.
I'd say im a pure virgin, but i am a pervert.

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Stairs.

>>729212813

i love hugely hairy gents

>>729213414
FIND SOMEONE TO BLOW YOU AND/OR FUGG UR BUTT

Also get laid you homo it's about time.

>>729212813

with big, used buttholes

>>729212944like t his

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That is me.

>>729213293
My pm inbox better be full when I wake up, then. Anyways I am gonna snooze now.

>>729213505
>>729213613
Wew.

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>>729213551
I am never getting laid, it is okay. I do not mind anymore.

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You're like
my second favorite person in the thread right now.

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>>729213702
Night.

>>729213716
I used to think the same thing, then I ended up getting laid.

Eventually you will get laid but the only one standing in the way of that happening is you.

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Leaving.

WAIT

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>>729213910
I do not want to have sex. It will not be of my own volition.

>>729213908
ay yo nigga I thought you died

>>729213925
squash you do legendary pve yet?

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>>729214248
love me

>>729214101
Stop being lame and weird and go get some fucc

Even if the pursuit isn't sex at least try to meet someone

>>729214301
You are not among the worst people in threads.

>>729214301
I will live your tail sweet stroking pets

*give

and hi katia how are you

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>>729214381
You are right
I will go away now.

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>>729214447
yes that is me.

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>>729214360
I do not care about meeting people.

>>729213702

men are so lucky to be hot through their 50s

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmXdttx4brg

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>>729214493
do not

>>729214551
STOP BEING A WEIRDO

>>729214602
oh my god you have the original gif

>>729214896
excuse?

why do you love to fuck ass?

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There's nothing left inside me now. Nothing at all.

>>729215012
Idk I think my mom dropped me or something

i've fully abluted so that men may use my corporal form as they will

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>>729215012
they look good.
maybe im part black, booty game is wild

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I suck balls all day just because I like it so much

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>>729215059
bid my blood to rise

I do, Katia.

>>729215059
Cuddle me.
I crave to be held.

>>729214920
ive been looking for a textless version on that gif for ages

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going to bed
goodnight Kyle and others

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>>729215243
Alright.
>>729215232
Alright.

i'll never understand the desire to fuck ass.

>>729215230

balls smell pretty excellent

>>729215490
*Smooch*

>>729215515
What is wrong?

My balls smell like balls

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>>729215678
Nothin's wrong, don't be daft.

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That's okay. I have enough confidence to not give a shit and continue to lust after butts how I see fit.

>>729216090
Join my discord and send me ur butt

>>729215243
did?
>>729215515
before I come undone
>>729215356
I have also had it for ages, one of the earliest images I saved probably.
>>729215490
sleep well ks

>>729216347
you dont know how this works.

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A perfect butt is generally something out of reach so it is sought after.

>>729210611
Yeah kill those faggots

>>729216360
Still do now and then.

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>>729216517
I mean did you finish legendary difficulty on their new pve robot arcade thing

>>729216473
who said anything about perfect?
A nice one is suitable and needs just as much attention, a large plant needs little water. it already gets it.

>>729216640
I did that thing on hard.
Got stuck with reinh and was bored the entire time

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>>729216844
O okay

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im quite happily drunk

>>729216905
lol
we did hard after beating legendary using whatever heros.
turned into uhh
reaper, mercy, pharah and hanzo I think
still did gud lmao

>>729216990
Nurture them.

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same

>>729217095
could have explained more clearly
we did hard afterward using whatever heros.

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>>729217133
not understanding

>>729217095
Couldnt even be bothered to play it more than once. Logged in, opened a few cases then went back to existential dread

>>729216640
No. Was one Orisa away from it.

>>729216090

that's extremely comforting

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>>729217085

more dad/son

>>729216402
I know how everything works

>>729217271
sheiiit
it took us 4 tries dont worry.
that was bastion, rein, orisa, zen all times.

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naaaah dad son is too much for right now

just imagine one or the other at a time

>>729217425
I usually use Dva.

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hoi

How's life, faggots?

doesnt have to be literal dad son

It's too hard to get a post in right now so I'm going to go.

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>>729217844

bye kyole smoooch

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>you will never get to cuddle a sexy anthro man
>you will never get to cuddle a sexy anthro woman
>you will never feel your tail wag and your face blush as "He" smiles a you
>you will never get scratched behind your ears by that special someone


Why are humans so fucking boring

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im gonna go too I think

see ya dom, enjoy autodump

bye ed, smoooch

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life is boring

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