So /b/, I come to you with a dilemma. I think I might be a homo.

You're bisexual. It's not rocket science.

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>>729210415
You haven't answered my question. There's no way my girlfriend would accept me as bi. I feel like I need to pick one or the other.

You're bi. Who cares.

>>729210213
I do both, it's not hard faggot. I have a girlfriend, and I find it works pretty well watching porn together, fucking regularly, and also I bought a strap on. I'd recommend it.

>>729210581
You're girlfriend is cool with fucking your ass?

>>729210213

Quit bitching, faggot.

>>729210629
Your*

>>729210655
Suck my fat cock bitch boy.

You clearly like it in the ass.

That makes you gay.

I wish I was. Women are terrible. And if I could get off from ass sex I'd do it.

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>>729210905
I've never gotten off from a direct anal penetration. But it doesn't make me able to stroke to completion in 30 seconds.

>>729210629
Hell yeah. Just find someone who's down, I just happen to be lucky my girlfriend shares a lot of my kinks. I like to look girly and she wishes she had a dick. Works well

>>729211027
The thing is i can't just find a new gf. I've been with mine since I was 14 and I love her with every fiber of my being. Which is why I'm looking for advice. I'm stuck. I want her, and I wanna fag out a little. Lmao

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Bumppp

That's mot really a dilemma, everyone else has known you're a homo for awhile now.
When you finally tell your mum, she'll probably say
>That's nice dear, how much gravy should I make for dinner? How hungry are you?

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>>729210213

Just because you want a cock in you ass doesn't mean you can't fuck women

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>>729210213

OP is humble bragging about having a GF.

>>729211738
>It's not gonna work if you ain't got a boner mate.

>>729210213
Stop watching things that are designed to hypnotize you into being a sissy for one month. If you still have these feelings, pursue it is you want. I guarantee you won't.

OP, you are the victim of the new world orders attempt to control the population via sexualities. I could explain at length how this is working but I'm sure you can figure it out.

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Your best bet is to find a "buddy". Someone you can hang out with, drink beers with and then suck his dick dry any time he wants it. Your girlfriend will just think he is a friend. As long as you don't start to have feelings for your fuck buddy, you'll love it. You'll just be hanging out and getting each other off. After sucking some dick, swallowing some cum, and doing a little anal, you'll find that you'll only be in the mood for that a couple times a year, where as you can pretty much abuse pussy daily.

>>729212493
I sort of agree with you, but if I'm honest with you I'm pretty sure OP just likes dick in his butt.

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>>729211168
just fuck her in the ass you homo

>>729211595
Yeah but my mom is an alcoholic so I don't really see her. She's in rehab.

And also I'm not trying to brag about having a gf.

>>729212664
>>729212664
>pretty much abuse pussy daily.
When you're 18 maybe. I don't even wank daily anymore.

>>729213114
I have. Many times. Not sure what you're getting at?

>>729211168
Stick with your gf and fuck her whenever, and when you the gay urge go buy a dildo and a vibrator and pretend it's some random guy.

>>729212493
Yeah. I thought that at one point. Then I realized it's horseshit and everyone makes their own decisions in life.

>>729213358
I already have one and I love fucking it. Makes me cum so fast.

>>729213358
Fuck off, OP should buy a gigilo.
If he's got a half decent missus, he should get her involved too.

learn to stop being a little bitch and make a decision and live with it, indecision is for women and cucks

>>729212974

Seriously just because OP likes dick in the butt doesn't mean he should throw his life away

If you two have a strong relationship just be honest. Your woman should be able to accept your kinks.

Then just involve her. Go down to the hood, pick up Tyrone and bring him back to your place, let him ram her clam while she pushes your dildo up your shitter, and right when he's about to blow have her pull his beef snake out of her slit and her jerk him off into your waiting mouth.

>>729214385
Totally agree. He should live it.

>>729214557
Why would you want Tyrones cum in or around your mouth.
Can't he just wear a jonny?

>>729214557
>o down to the hood, pick up Tyrone and bring him back to your place, let him ram her clam while she pushes your dildo up your shitte

Now wait this is op's thread not yours.

>>729210213
Have you ever actually fucked a man or a trans?

>>729215394
Nope

>>729215461
The you need an 18-21 year old twink that just wants to get off. Don't fuck around with some older weirdo, just go for someone who wants to get off and leave with no strings attached.

>>729215394
I dunno, certainly not on purpose.

>>729215461
From experience
I got curious from watching trans porn
Got tranny hooker
Got sucked and ass fucked it
Got another one
Sucked his cock got ass fucked then fucked it
Disgusted with myself not for any moral reason just didn't like it, found that I was straight after all

>>729210213
Degeneracy is a spook but it's (((their))) spook. Don't fall for it.

If you've absolutely got to fall for it, get your girlfriend a strap-on and make her make you the bitch you are.

>>729216235
If you wanted to put things in orifices. Wouldn't you be better with a stripper that does dom and owns a stapon?
Much cleaner.

>>729213452
You may say that but what is this site full of? A shit tonne of traps baiting people to "turn to the fag side".

>>729215461
Try no porn for 2 weeks
Then pull up some porn see what your go to is, that'll answer your questions

>>729216548
I go to femdom foot fetish, that can vary from ass fucking to ballbusting.
What does that mean?

>>729216784
Probably have some mommy issues

>>729210213
I was in the same boat as you. I became a girl and now I fuck guys and girls. But mostly girls.

I understand that OP is clearly bi, but why are people assuming that means he likes it up the ass?

I've been fapping to traps for years as well as real women. I've never once had the urge to get fucked up the ass. I actually hate trap-on-male porn and only like male-on-trap porn

>>729216971
The bitch fucked me up, I knew it.
The foot thig defo dosen't stem from there though.

>>729217415
Maybe you just like feet
But the femdom ball busting
My guess is your mom was either overly strict so you attach love to bitchiness
Or way too lenient and you crave discipline

>>729216483
Also the hormones from birth control in the ground water, plastics, etc.

>>729218064
The latter.
I'm also just abit kinky. Why does everyones have to be so incest.

You've got 5 min to finish anylising why I'm kinky and deranged. then I'm of to work.

1 min remaining.

Fuck, I'm off to work cya all in 4 hours.