Rekt thread

>>729201630
Neat, first time I saw this one

>>729201873
Really, because its been posted daily for at least the last few weeks?

>>729201954
I dont visit rekt threads as often as before, I dont know why

Bump cause trying to freak my friends at this party the fuck out. Anons halp

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>>729201630
perfect example on why u need a gun

>>729202158
Inb4 nypa

>>729202169
yeah if your job is being a bank security guard...

>>729202689
damn. poor thing

>>729201630
Mmmmm....
Feels good man

discord here
https://discord.gg/Ztta8gP

>>729203886
looks like my retarded 3yo niece photoshopped that on her etch-a-sketch

>>729201630
This is just fake, Niggers are hitting the deck before he's even walking inside.

>>729201630
Niiiice!!!!!

>>729204283
99% of safety failures in building infrastructure (escalators, elevators, railings, etc) are all from China

>>729204283
Holy shit, how did that end????????????

>>729204883
several years ago I broke my ankle when the escalator at coors field in denver took a shit. though i do still blame china for it

>>729202965
r u gay? lol

>>729205353
at times

>>729204565
one lucky fag

>>729202128
because 9/10 it's the same shit posted over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

>>729205081
how do you think?
she got sucked into the mechanism and died

>>729202158
what kind of gay niggers sit at a party watching clips and go on 4chan?

is it the kind of party where you all kill yourselves at the end?

>>729204565
fake
you ca see him getting out of the car

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>>729206932

>>729202689
wats the story with this? sneak something behind a car and then they flip out when they see it??

>>729208117
cats have an innate aversion to snakes so anything that looks like a snake will make it do this, people use cucumbers because green+snake shape

>>729201630
Anyone got anymore justice rekt

>>729205093
Ya but you didn't get sucked under into the machinery were your body was torn apart.

>>729208789
That's actually pretty fucking amazing

>>729209097
rofl

>>729209097
This is less amazing

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Kek

>>729209311
>it doesnt work
>kid born retaded

>>729204226

Agree. This was prolly taken from a TV show.

>>729209213
fuck ya kill that sand nigger

>>729209311
doing the world a favor you fucking nigger piece of shit welfare whore. better to just fucking kill yourslef useless nigger

>>729209213
I love how the whole tram comes over to pop a shot or two.

>>729205081
Oh she dead

>>729209311 prob still expensive af to take it out

>>729201630
This happened in Rockford Illinois at a bank. I was right down the street and heard the shots.

>>729208117
You gotta put it in neutral before the car can flip out

>>729206932
why?

>>729210704
Damn that got me pretty good lmao

>>729210704
what kind of snek is this? good outdoor pet?

>>729201630
this guy is retarded. you scope out the place before robbing it.

fucking newbie

>>729204565
Those Britanian cars, built for safety ... Fucking thing crushed like a tin can.

>>729211196
>hit a semi traveling in the opposite direction

Any car is a tin can at that point

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>>729206932
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THINGS!!!

>>729210289
story? why are they filming this?

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>>729201630
WE HOST NIGGER GORE,

KEKISTAN

https://discord.gg/7ZBqx3m

>>729211355
he is clearly reaching. amateurs.

>>729211355
why doesnt this one finish?

>>729211755
I would have.

>>729211355
operator as fuck

>>729211355
he should have tapped out the first dude instead of just shooting him in the gut, save the taxpayer from the ER bills.

>>729211355
Hmmm this got me thinking: What happens when a gang member or other such criminal is out to dinner at one of these places with their family and its robbed. Do they pull their guns and start shooting? I wanna see those vids.

>>729201630
Two things.

Firstly the would be robber watched to many goddamn movies. He walked in and raised his gun I assume yelling something, completely unaware that in those literal 2 seconds it took him to lower his weapon back down he could be killed by the security guard. Yes, in the movies the big bad robbers bust in yelling "get on the fucking ground!" and the guard tosses his sidearm surrendering, let this be a lesson to everyone. Fucking scout the place out, and if you see a security guard, walk in aiming your fucking gun AT THAT FUCKING GUY. Also recommended doing it with one more person, but no more then one.

And second, I feel bad for the security guard, sure the dude was a asshole criminal, but he likely was a hired guard, prolly wracked his life for years since he killed a man.

>>729204226
You think maybe they saw a guy walking wearing a fucking blue mask and carrying a bag? I work at a retail shop, if I saw someone in the parking lot walking up wearing a mask I would lock the doors and call 911

>>729211620
for the lols

>>729204283
God this video still pisses me the fuck off. That woman died for no goddamn reason, she was with at least 5 grown women, 2 of them actually trying to help her could have saved her life. Instead they stand around panicking, crying, shouting for help. Fuck this human race, we see someone in trouble and the majority of us stand around waiting for someone else to lend a hand.

>>729212400
what the fuck who does this?

there has to be a story

>>729210475
HOLY SHIT...


Story?

>>729212400
>letting him light the lighter and not running

>>729212869
It's China. If they tried to help her, they would get sued.

>>729212869
Doubt they could have done anything except get pulled in with her.

>>729209936
yeah, you gotta make sure that this subhuman piece of shit doesn't end up costing the tax payers money for hospital bills. Good job!

>>729212400
those only thing that pisses me off is why he had to kill other people? Bring a gun, and settle it 1 on 1, dont be a bitch and kill other innocent people.

>>729202689
can someone tell me why cats are scared of cucumbers

>>729209213
truly this man was an hero

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>>729213610
I have no idea what the backstory to this is. But maybe it's a Mexican drug cartel thing, and burning someone alive is supposed to send a message?

>>729213516
>filename
kek

>>729211620
nerve gas

>>729213075
obviously nerve gas

>>729213692
Evolutionary leftover probably. They think they're snakes

>>729213692
Their brain sees "SNAKE" when you're startled by a snake-like thing they didn't know was there.

keep posting come on nigros

>>729208789
fuck that's cool

>>729212536
So you and every single employee at your shitty store (except for the fearless guard who turkey peaks into gunfire) would see a person with a mask from 60 feet away and all dive for cover and hit panic buttons at the exact same time?

>>729205081
she sacrificed herself for a child

>>729212972

fuckin crazy ass Albanians

https://www.rt.com/viral/353590-albania-hospital-fire-murder/

>>729211755
nerve gas

>>729210475
chemical burn?

>>729213610
>bitch
>bring a gun

>>729208940
>Extreme Movements

>>729214032
Wtf just happened?

>>729212869

Maybe this isn't a standard in China, but isn't this the reason they put the emergency stop buttons literally RIGHT THERE

>>729209097
This slays me. Cats can easily survive falls from this high, in fact the higher they fall from, the better they can survive them, but this asshole, right near the floor, hits the fucking edge of a counter top and does a spin into the ground. Fantastic.

>>729211350
Similar story: I rolled my 2000 Toyota Tacoma (the unkillable truck). I walked out without so much as a bruise, but the car was severely crushed on all sides and the damage was insane, even before the fire.

>>729214310
nerve gas

>>729212336
Do /k/tards even have someone to talk to?

>>729211466
>>729214522
Electricity

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>>729214522
nerve gas duh

>>729214610
>the higher they fall from, the better they can survive them
so if you drop a cat from the stratosphere, will it become a god? Your bait was bad, only this comment made it good.

>>729208789
8 left

>>729201630
CT win pistol round.

>>729214072
Panic is real

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>>729201630

>>729205093
did you get free season tix?

>>729214522
check file name

>>729214831
Cats have a really low terminal velocity compared to body weight. They're still fucking stupid.

>>729214831
I think the chances of the cat surviving get expotentially lower once it's at a height from which the fall would exceed the optimal velocity. It's about 20 meter's if I remember correctly.>>729214831

>>729214721
fuck nerve gas is scary

>>729201630
Asshole deserved it.

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>>729201630
.

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>>729214831
>cat dropped from stratosphere

>>729214950
bomb defused, counter terrorists win

>>729214967
fucking moron

>>729214522
they all died of eternal bleeding

>>729215142
eternal breathing

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>>729214441
Top kek

>>729214831
Cats regularly falls from apartment buildings around the world. The cat's body is honed for this one thing: Spinning around in the air and turning into a wing-suit. A cat falling from a tree branch might not have enough time to split around to prepare for the fall. A cat falling from a tenth story window has lots of time to flip around, and take the pose. Also, their arms at their shoulders are not even attached to the rest of their skeletons, like, via a socket. A cat's shoulder is free-floating and held in place with muscles and ligaments. This helps them in falling/jumping from high places.

A cat from that height could have reasonably survived, even without broken bones, if it had not hit that counter.

>>729204145
I think that its real too, anon.

>>729214072
Did he died?

>>729209097
i dont know much about cats but can they really survive falls from such heights?

>>729215318
its also called terminal velocity

>>729215583
no

>>729215466
it ended too soon he was fine walked away without a scratch he was faking it and fucking with his friends they were pissed off at him no doubt

supposed to be a rekt thread, not a gore thread

>>729215888
checked /b/ro

>>729214032
not nerve gas, electrocution.

>>729214032
and nothing of value was lost that day

>>729212869
If someone behind me gets sucked in and the floor is uneven it makes NO LOGICAL SENSE for me to get closer until I have ascertained the safety of the area. You're a fool destined to get killed.

>>729215318
Dude... you're a fucking retard.

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>>729215318

Never reproduce

>>729209311
i dunno think thats gonna work

>>729204283
China #1

>>729215989
were this shite comes from

>>729211196
>plate is russian
>steering on the left
Looks like a russian made Lada. They're built for just that.

>>729209311
More like this.

>>729214072
Apply Kirchhoff's law

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>>729209311
>>729216831

It's a nigger. It wasn't going to work anyways.

>>729216510
WHAT LMAO

>>729217142
>underrated

Anyone got the webm of that kid that falls of jis skateboard and goes full retard cause he didn't have a helmet?

>>729217066
theres an excellent one where some people dodge a car and get hit by the falling lamppost.

>>729216815
I wonder whose dojo has better wushu?

>>729216510
ripped his leg right off.

>>729217115

did he died?

>>729217367
fuckin kek

>>729217594

He was, but he got better.

>>729214072
GET IN THE FUCKING CAR AND RAM IT INTO THE ROLLING SCAFFOLD

>>729216578
uhhhh what in the fucking fuck

>>729214032
I love how the guy in grey is looking at everyone, betcha he's like "guys, stop fucking around and help me lift!"

>>729213241
soaked in gas. . .
I say, bear hug the guy with the lighter?

>>729218127
lol? whats the pic from? why is her pussy hanging out?

>>729218197
this was an assassination. Guy in bed needed to realize that on smelling gas, and stop that lighter at all costs.

>>729218324
r u retarded?

>>729217700
Wish I could do that..

>>729218324
shop faggot

>>729218324
kill yourself

>>729206932
Did it get infected by the piercings and die or what?

>>729211355
my fucking hero. good bloke

>>729213075
lol, it's obviously fake

That's just paper macher

>>729214721
>"Oh shit that close, I'm fine"
>??????

>>729218652
Its a fetish gay ppl do
Forgot the name
They basically castrate themselves and become someone else's bitch boi

>>729216578
thats fucking aweesome! what are they?

>>729219077
>Forgot the name
Marriage.

>>729216815
>katon goukakyuu no jutsu

>>729219216
that body slide tho

>>729219214
fuckin kek

>>729215583

that one didn't.

I think it's due to weight distribution during landing, they land on all four feet at once and equally distribute weight and force and walk away fine.

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>>729219161

foot wasps

>>729217700
did he die?

>>729211985
Gut shots are tremendously painful. You have an abundance of nerves especially there.You have your shit mix with blood and stew in your peritoneal cavity. If you dont bleed out in pain, you succumb to an infection.

>>729214967
longer version pls

>>729214124
>https://www.rt.com/viral/353590-albania-hospital-fire-murder/

damn what a POS. wahwah you cut in the dialysis machine line so ima torch us all /smh

>>729220031
always a classic

Does anyone else say "reeeekt" out loud while watching these?

https://youtu.be/Ckf4VWUyF0I

>>729219861
The fuck? Context please.

>>729220218
Only if you're a neet faggot

>>729220111
this whole fucking time i thought it was a hitman finishing a job that had been started.

how fucking ironic the victim survived, but the attacker and two others died

>>729220218
kill yourself

>>729219161
Wasps?

>>729220031
drill time boi

stupid robber tried to pull a second gun without even sighting the first...the quick and the dead

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>>729220218
faggot
i hope u die

>>729220395
>>729220458
:^)

>>729220407
That's because assholes who cut in line... Always get ahead!

>>729216815

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>>729218127
She had just been raped and was calling the cops.

>>729201630
0:06 proof there are no rolling iframes irl

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>>729220466
in the black community?

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>>729220879
back when people could still be honest without being crucified by the public eye
pic related, but much longer read

>>729219154
what happened

>>729218470
No anon, stick around.

>>729220466
lmfao the baby

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>>729220978

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>>729220692
nigger
u name ur files how u want

>>729221043
did you watch it?
a bear tore a guy's throat out

>>729221117
it's worth reading. don't be such a lazy shit

>>729219216
is that an ambulance that hit her??

>>729221138
you would think theyd be friends

>>729220218
ido
and i think i m cool when i do it

>>729220879
Dude sounds like a faggot.

"Hey black guys can I be your friend?"

>Are you going to take off that rediculous looking hat faggot?

"Oh no, black people are trying to mentally devour my superior british sense of stylings!"

Dudes a faggot, that tried to be a nigger and got rejected by both cultures. Not a man of wisdom.

He probably tried to fuck some jungle bunnies too, and they beat his ass cause she was underage. Sick fuck.

Fucking British whiny faggot. Defend him if you want.

>>729219861
tha hell is that?

>>729220386
man that fuck boi can't punch...

>>729219732
not to disappoint but it probably landed hard on it's belly and bled internally. how about keeping your windows closed if you own one instead.

>>729220383
look like a kid on scooter didn't see wet cement and did a faceplant lol

>>729221325
>virgin rode his scooter into wet concrete then got out of the concrete

>>729220031
more of these

>>729214107

Kek

>>729221404
lol

>>729220545
More like this. Secret boxer challenged to a fight

>>729221277
they are. Peer pressure, which cripple is a better fighter

>>729221289
the fuck

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>>729221530
fuck u nigger
contribute

>>729221530

Is that true, it are you assuming because he knocked two people out that he is a boxer?

>>729220031
what moron robs a shop that sells guns...

join here

https://discord.gg/XNwfaEQ

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>>729221319
>>729221319
nigger loving nigger detected

>>729209097
This video makes me really sad, it's even worse with sound because he's meowing and shit :(

>>729208789
I can't remember the exact number, but there's a certain level of height a cat can fall from and be fine. Anything UNDER that will actually cause bad damage.

>>729221289
did he die?

>>729212229
i think that woman got hit by the assailant?

>>729221184
i skimmed it and saved it too

>>729221723
I'm guessing because it are the webm filename

>>729214052
You can clearly see the robber holding a gun above his head as he's walking in. The first guy to hit the deck sees this and ducks for cover. The rest of the employees see this and follow suit. You'd better believe anyone working in a bank would know to instinctively do this. Security guard sees and draws weapon.

You're fucking retarded.

>>729221699
Faggot I'll tongue punch your butthole and you'll love it

>>729214967
is the snaek ok ?

>>729221905
K E K E D

>>729216578
>>729219861
hah, from the thumbnail, I thought that was a boob with fucked up nipple.

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Secret boxer challenged to fight.

>>729221826
you're probably right, at the very least he hurt something small tho so probably fine

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Goodbye Rod.

>>729221319

He's not British.

>>729208393
Lol I'm the same way but I don't ninja the fuck out like this cat did.

>>729217367
i got so many questions...

>>729221826
>>729222084
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/11/domestic-cats-can-fall-from-any-height-with-a-remarkable-survival-rate/
>The number of injuries a domestic cat has from a long fall actually seems to go down above a certain height, specifically above about seven stories tall

>>729219077
Stellar

>>729222095
kekked

>>729222063
lol dude bus drivers in foreign countries don't need to be boxers, specially fat ones, they're permanently pissed off lolol

>>729222063
Thanks anon you're a cool guy

>>729216604
I love this one :D

>>729210823

Underated post

>>729221808
It's interesting how I can watch any number of human rekt videos with sound (most of them) and not be affected by it

but seeing any webm of animals being tortured or dying and my emotion switch goes from meh to waves of sadness

probably due to years of playing video games and seeing more rekt webms of people so it's not really that interesting

>>729219154
I just couldn't bear to watch.

>>729222084
>>729222186

Very good thank you, I noticed that cat was a bit wobbly at the end of that gif so probably sprained some shit

>>729215888

No shit sherlock

>>729217066
Kek

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>>729222403
These things have sound?

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>>729222291

Secret boxer challenged to fight.

another thread with the same videos posted 1000 times... post something good ffs

>>729202495
>security guard gets juan deaged
>welp no one else has guns bc only security guards an cops need em.

I would hope i had my gun if i was in this situation bc relying on a old as fuck security guard to do it isnt exactly comforting.

>>729221638
i dont believe you

>>729222451
webms embedded on /b/ have no sound, it's a requirement
just ones that are linked to other sites or on /gif/
not sure about other boards

>>729217505
He got away !! :D

>>729222501

Don't like it? YOU post something original.

>>729213769
You stupid

>>729220383
I was commuting to work, but some idiot fucked up the sidewalk with some fucking soft concrete or something!!11
I don't swim

>>729222455
lmao that fucking punch at the end always gets me
it's so fucking good

>>729222455
Brutal. Love it when the other guy starts the fight.

>>729220978
I can't believe I actually read all that

That being said not a bad read.

>>729221922
>You'd better believe anyone working in a bank would know to instinctively do this
You think the dumbfuck tellers are superhuman and can react instantly to a threat. Have you ever been to a bank? Oh wait, you clearly work at one as a teller and need to prove something, while your girlfriend is fucking someone else.
but call me a retard, good one, hillary voter.

>>729221138
Damn
throw'n elbows!

>>729205081
Think industrial chinese meat grinder

>>729222728
it's eye opening for those who've never thought about it before

>>729208393
I wonder if this works for cats in countries without snakes????

>>729221319
Learn to history, ya ignorant fucktwit.

>>729222733
dubs wasted on you dipshit

>>729218794
Holy FUCK.. deers are fucking resilient!!

>>729214072
I saw an identic video but 4 was rekt at the same time.

>>729222573
they stump bumped at the end

>>729222569
>>729222569
>>729222569
new bread

>>729221675
all these fucking cat videos

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Secret boxer challenged to fair fight.

>>729217700
god that looks relaxing

also checked

>>729214072

> how it feels to chew 5 gum

>>729222576
The more you know I guess.

>>729212400
>Knows he himself was spaleshed with lighter fluid
>still uses the lighter

>>729210289
child support in india is laughable

>>729221319
You must be a nigger, right?

>>729222962
>every muscle tensed
>face contorted in agony

so comfy

>>729217841
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

>>729222943
Idunno about that one anon, dude molly whopped a fat guy sitting

>>729219161

they are shopped

>>729222943
jesus where tf is this where ppl have no reactions to violence?

>>729210475
That fuckers arms are javelins now

>>729222569
>>729222569
>>729222569
>>729222569
new thread

>>729223087
No, my friend asked what trolling was and I said, here it's easy...

>>729221898
fucking kek

>>729222943
Even his face and his huge nigger lips are trying to run from how much of a black nigger he is.

>>729220978

Good read. Thanks.

>>729222563
And if i was in a situation where I was around an incompetent fool, gun junkie, like you, I would want more bans on guns, so I don't have to be around idiots like you walking with guns.

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>>729218689
10/10

>>729220978
Saved.

>>729211054
i'm kind of wondering what is up with the retarded look on her face before her knee gets rekt.