backdoor daddy thread

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hello pup

how are you

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Weird. But not too bad.
You?

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>>729200562
Hello

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>>729200562
ｎｉｃｅ

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how are you dom

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>>729199757
why weird?

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>>729200811
Just going through some weird stuff right now. I would not worry too much about it, though.
How are you?

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>>729200992
my life is full of weed and sex therefore I am content

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Oh nice, men.

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>>729201124
Wew.
Whatever works, really.

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>>729201345
right?

these threads have always disgusted me

you people need to be gassed

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>>729201429
I feel I would probably tire of such a lifestyle soon enough, though.
Is that not a concern?

>>729201596
someone needs a nap

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>>729201609
it is what you make of it

>>729201664
True, I'm pretty tired. good night, disgusting people that need to be gassed

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another self-hater goes to bed hard, lonely, confused

this is the life of 4chan

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same

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>>729201871
May yiff come to you in your sleep.

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>>729201728
Naturally.

>>729200612

hello friend

>>729200665

pats

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>>729202240

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>>729202240
I am bored.

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>>729200756

i'm alright, reading a book about the dprk, generally being high all the time and working a few nights a week

>>729202287

rub rub

>>729202368

what's boring you

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>>729202472
How are you?

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>>729202472
sounds dull except for the being high bit

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>>729202472
Everything.

I'm drained of energy.

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my momma is gonna buy me a Switch

I'm too excited to be ashamed

>>729202646

boring individual

>>729202535

f-fine and you

>>729202657

smoke a bowl and go to sleep

>>729202942
we are more akin than you realize

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>>729202942
How fine?
I am.

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>>729202942
I don't smoke and its too early for bed.

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AYY KENTUCKY BURBONNNN

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>>729203024
Ay bb

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>>729202993

i believe kramer was a philosopher

>>729203024

i watched The Void. really great movie.

>>729203103

it's never too early for bed my dude

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>>729203168
Drinking platinum vodka myself.

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>>729203437
Was that not the one that was rated really badly?
I watched until the part where the guy got shot in the bathroom and got bored.

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who here wants a studly stallion bf? :O

>>729203729

i dunno how it was reviewed but the practical effects were stunning
i dont remember a guy getting shot in the bathroom, or most of the preamble of the movie. my attention was commanded by the hellscapes.

>>729203508
Russian standard?

>>729203762
Someone here wants you to kill yourself.

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>>729204119
Its in a blue bottle.

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>>729204105
Oh well I was basically describing the preamble.
Was the plot even good? Or did you watch it for the effects.

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>>729204236 hmmmm

>>729204272

the plot was a vessel for the effects
some of the acting was stiff and the drama crafted, but i no i was not watching for those parts

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>>729204391
You should watch nightcrawler. That one was pretty good.

words cannot describe how much I hate horses

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>>729204253
Oh 7x

Try Russian Standard Platinum

Smoothest vodka on the planet imo

I don't personally understand the attraction to horses, but I like cats and barbed penises, so I suppose I can't judge.

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Y-you could say you really neigh-t them.
ᵏᶦᶫᶫᵐᵉ

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>>729204719
sure

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yeah I like thick slimy dog knots but horses are just in general one of the worst creatures ever to be used by man.

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I can't hold on to the fuckin keyboard

What is a bear that isn't hairy? I have Joerg Sprave's build but I'm practically hairless everywhere but my face.

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>>729204923
knotty enough?

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>>729205130
dough boys

your only hope is to get ripped

god i love hairy men

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Dont really like hairy men.

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>>729205683

ikr fuck all that femboy shit

>>729205683
That's pretty gay

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I'm proud of every hair on my chest and damn thankful for it

I've been fascinated by chest hair for years too

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I like pats.

>>729205816
if dubs must kys

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>>729205805

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>>729205683
Eww

I like smooth boys

>>729205877
FUUUCKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>729205899

need the smooth boys for the hairy men

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Got a small tuff that grows in the middle of my chest, not really proud of it.

>>729205912
do it

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>>729205977
Yep

Nibi is just the right amount of bitter

Makes my balls wanna drop

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I have not been bitter tonight.

>>729206139

sadly i've grown too old and masculine

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>>729206305
Are you not pretty young?

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>>729206305
Just shave it off.

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>>729206305
I bet you sell yourself short

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>>729206442
Ive never had sex or had a kiss.

>>729206397

25 is gay death..

>>729206429

i stay trim
still bored?

>>729206461

no one has any way of knowing

No I mean in general.

You're like a fine wine, difficult to enjoy but when you can it's worth it

>>729205411
I think I'm muscular. No dunlop or tits but I'm not super defined in muscle tone. The shooter in >>729202646 is a good approximation, really just wondering if there was a different nomenclature for the body type or if a hairy chest is even critical in the definition.I'm in my early 30s but just recently came to terms (I guess) with my sexuality after a failed marriage with lots of questions left to answer.

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You are not really missing out, anyways, Nibi.

>>729206586
I dunno. I would say maybe 30 would be more reasonable. But even then there are many exceptions.

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Molest me.
I'm horny.

>>729206538
You're not the truest kind of virgin if you aren't a hugless virgin.

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>>729206586
some what

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>>729206586

age really is just a number I think I look better at 23 then I did at 18

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ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵛᶦᶫ⋅

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>>729206858
I will end you.

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Double "O okay"

>>729206773
Cousins hugged me, but it was more like 1 second greet hug.

Get in the fucking discord I'm tired of trying to find my keyboard when I lean back

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>>729206858
And to think I was hoping to just go to bed

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>>729206538

>[email protected]

hmu I'll confiscate that v-card m8

>>729207027
I bet you felt awkward and didn't quite know how to place your arms.

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>>729206978
Depends on what definition of end we are using.

>>729206586
I'm lucky, I have the daddy look. I'm still going strong at 30.

>>729206770
No.

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>>729207166

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>>729207166
I will bite your jugular and laugh as you bleed out.

Or snuggles you to death.

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>>729207123

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>>729207329

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>>729207329
Both equivalent in terms of atrocity.

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>>729207123
Im not in AUS

>>729207132
I just do the one arm thing and let them execute the greeting.

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>>729207483
Pick one.

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>>729206586
Pffft bitch, c'mon

>>729207494
So passive.
You should take charge. That's the only way you'll get ahead in life.

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>>729207483
Wow cool

>>729206749

what's the oldest age you think men are willing to fuck men

>>729206780

watch a nice stream or television show

>>729206807

23 and 18 are incredibly close

>>729207169

do daddies want to fuck daddies

>>729207657

should i have faith in lifelong homosexuality

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>>729207618
But why

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dude this thread went sideways so fast

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>>729207618
Both.
Try to make sure it is a laugh though and not a growl, though.

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>>729207712
There is nothing I want, I am fine doing this routine until I die.

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>>729207369
fuk u virgins are cute

>>729207494
Im from ca

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>>729207885
Are my growls not cute?

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>>729207946
I am not from CA

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>>729207946
>>729207946
>>729207946


Nibi this guy just called you cute. Point and laugh at him.

>>729207904
Why not expedite the process? Do you drink enough alcohol? Smoke (although smoking is disgusting)?
I can understand the desire to passively live out life. Most would just suggest taking your own life, but that's your own choice, and it doesn't work for many.

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>>729207885
That's not gay at all

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>>729207799
In general, I am pretty sure there is no actual age limit. In my case or at least right now I would prefer no more than 10 years older.

>>729207985
It was certainly uh, something.

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whatever

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>>729207985
No they aren't

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>>729208179
I will refrain from trying to do it again then.

>>729208226
cash me outside

>>729207799
Some do. But not me.

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>>729208179
Are you talking about fucking kids?

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>>729208267
It was not that bad.
Practice makes perfect after all.

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>>729208140
Im drinking right now. Marijuana gives me terrible anxiety and I usually freak out.

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>>729208267
That's for the best

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>>729208341
I am not use to making any kind of noise.

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>>729208341
Negro

>>729208371
Ever tried both?

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>>729208439

>>729208371
Never had marijuana, but I'm sure I'd be fine with it. Had the opportunity, but the smell just really kept me away from it.
Ever seen or thought of seeing a psychiatrist or some other help? People have recommended it to me, but I can't imagine doing it, personally.

>>729208179

i hope buttholes stay attractive my hole life

>>729208316

hm

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>>729208511
The inhibition of alcohol combined with the anxiety of marijuana usually makes me terrified and then angry.

>>729208706
YOUR HOLE LIFE

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>>729208706
That one is not as certain.

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>>729206718
I have one guy very close to my heart who is rather hairless yet very built and fat and I affectionately refer to him as my pachyderm

>>729208754
Mix in some awkward panic and cuddle with someone you don't know very well

That's a hell of a night bro

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>>729208669
No im not doing that because I know it will not help and I would be less the money I would of had if I didnt fuck with a psych.

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Showering and going to lie down.
Later.

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>>729208855
The last time I did that I beat the shit out of 4 people and woke up in a hospital.

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>>729207799
I think you should have faith that you understand how you work better than you ever have before and it is what you make of it.

Even if that means reevaluating hard decisions made in haste long ago.

>>729208952

don't forget to bring a toaster image limit wasting faggot

>>729208911
>I would be less the money I would of had if I didn't

Jesus fucking Christ man I'm dying rn

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>>729208798
I'm certain you're a piece of shit

>>729209022

>beat the shit out of 4 people

right that's why it was YOU who woke up in hospital? hue hue

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>>729209052
Made sense to me

>>729208911
Basically the same feeling. Even if it pretends to solve something, it doesn't solve anything in the end.
I'm just debating working up the will to kill myself to save the trouble of entering the working world as I near a pivotal point of my life. Not much really going on for me.

>>729209205
You sound cool as fuck though nibi not lying

lets get in a drunken fist fight and go to the hospital

I'm buyin

bye kyole

>>729208798

MY ONLY POSITIVE TRAIT

>>729209039

not following

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someone needs to take this and replace the letters with "yiff in hell furfags"

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>>729209132
4 beers, half a bottle of vodka, one full 1.5 liter of tequila. Maybe some more. I dont remember the night.
I needed a charcoal solution and people told me I was super pissed and punched the shit out of someone and anyone who intervened.

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>>729209413
I am sure you have nice uh, hair?
You have a nice collar and tail for sure.

>>729209700

we grow disgusting with time

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>>729209210
I have a job and can deal with people no problem. Its just that I dont care about anything or am willing to put in effort since there is no reward in the end.

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>>729209700
There's absolutely nothing redeeming about you

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>>729209299
I dont know who you are.

>>729209597
Cringing @ u

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>>729209883
are you afraid you squandered the most beautiful years of your life?

>>729209985

this is false

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>>729209883
I dunno.
I think I look way better than I did when I was younger.
While there are some things I may miss, it is definitely an improvement.
I am sure it can be generalized for anyone.
It depends on how you see it, though.

>>729210064
Im 24 and a virgin, not like I am a stranger to cringe.

>>729210088

no, i had much more than most do.
i don't feel like i've squandered anything and wouldn't feel any anxiety were it not for societal pressure

>>729210173

older = bigger ass

>>729210016
Not yet you don't

Keep it up and you might

>>729210360
I have no interest in getting to know new people.

>>729210353
I do not think mine has gotten much bigger since I last checked.
I was originally referring to like face or general physical characteristics.

>>729209597

oh so you're one of those people who doesn't take illicit drugs but drink yourself into a coma. cuz its legal

>>729210501
I don't caaaaaareeeeeeeeeee

>>729210611
new thread

>>729210540
Yeah
I cant find drugs because I am an antisocial weirdo.

>>729210317
Thsts lame
Ur lame
Would not hang out with you/10

>>729210673

pathetic faggot no wonder you can't get laid I hope you kys

>>729210771
>>729210784
Used to these responses at this point, it is okay though because it is training to be alone the rest of my life.
Breaking of the soft outer layer to reforge a toughened wall.

>>729210972

>tfw I just tryina break the soft layer of your asshole

>>729210972
Call me when you are cash money