Any STLfags in the house? 618 counts too.

>>729195069
this city fucking sucks, move asap dude

>>729195411
"Anyone pointing out how violent "urban" St. Louisans are is a racist county dweller."
-t. St. Louis progressive

>>729195069
The only time I bother entering the city is if I get a free ticket to a Cardinals game because I sure as fuck am not going to financially support that team owned by Sheckelhoarder Moneygrubber.

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>>729195959
I don't know. EVERY morning is just a regurge of yesterday's headline: X DEAD IN NORTH ST. LOUIS SHOOTING. Just change the number and the street it happens on.

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>>729195069
St Charlesfag here. You know that stupid church with the spotlights that shine up a couple days a week? That is right behind my condo. The only good thing about it is it attracts tons of bats to feed on all the moths that come to the light in the summer.

Have a pic of the Zebras fucking at the zoo from a month back.

Illinois sider here - just changed jobs and don't have to drive into the City every fucking day now. Don't miss that shit.

Grew up in STL. It has it's pros and cons. Can't say I miss it

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>>729196555
Check those trips bitches. Twice in one night!

>>729195069
Washu student here, i wanna kill myself

>>729196528
There used to be a church with a spotlight near the Kohls plaza along 94/page. Is that what you are talking about?

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>>729196528
Zebra porn - nice.

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>>729196726
That is exactly it. The fire the fuckers up every Wed, Sat, and Sun. Me and some friends thought about trying to make it into the Bat Signal, but decided it wouldn't work because it is actually four spotlights aimed together.

Here's my favorite liquor neighborhood liquor store.

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>>729196719
Why's that?

Blues Win! Blues Win!

>>729197172
There are too many negroes around St Louis. It makes anyone want to kill themselves. I will give our cops credits, they did a decent job of containing the Ferguson chimp-out to Ferguson.

>>729197062
Haha I thought so. That used to be BJ's Liquor. I will stop by there sometime just because of the name. I usually drop off my empty plastic bottles of cheap bourbon at the recycling center off of Central School Rd. Grew up on the other side of the highway from you...near Lindenwood now.

>>729197172
Cause the school sucks and this city sucks, i would rather be in philly where im actually from

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>>729197388
Checked.

I think the Mike Brown shit was bigger outside of St Louis than it was here. Seems like most sane people hereabouts know he was asking to get capped. I like how the news about a month ago tried to stir up shit about the fact that Brown had a right to those Swishers since he traded drugs for them to a clerk the night before. Are you fucking kidding me?

>>729196609

me too

chicago now

sayonara suckers

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>>729197522
I bet you've never been here though. It is looking from the bottom of the inside of a smokestack at the GM Plant in Wentzville.

>>729197836
>Mike Brown shit was bigger outside of St Louis than it was here
That is because we live in one of the most polite racist areas in the country. Damn near everyone is racist but not to the point where they feel the need to get violent over it. Honkeys know where and when to not draw attention to themselves and nogs will do the same (expect for those times where they commit crimes).

>>729198238
Can't say that I have...cool picture.

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>>729198419
Being an Electrician has its perks. I've been to some cool places. One time we ran temporary power in the tunnels under downtown from the Old Post Office to the City Library, about a half mile or so. Shit is creepy as fuck down there.

Here's a funny picture I found crawling through a service area on the Hollywood Casino boat.

Any native Saint Louisans here that don't like STL style pizza or provel in general? My fetish is to tie down a provel hater and force feed them a 2lb package of rope provel.

>>729195069
573 fag here

>>729198771
keked at that picture

>>729198856
Not a big Imo's guy TBH. I can eat it, but its not my first choice by any means.

>>729199050
Meh Imo's is ok but way overpriced. I'm more into smaller chains and family owned places.

>>729199119
Fortels is pretty damned good.

>>729198856
Provel is fucking disgusting.

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>>729198856
Sparky from above here. I hate the St Louis style pizza. Imo's and its cracker crust can get fucked. Provel on sandwiches is great though, especially Italian Subs.

Here's a shot from a near miss from a tornado from a couple years back. This is my neighbors house about three houses away. My house was completely untouched.

fuck you if you live in Knollwood

>>729199347
Could you have put any less effort into that?

>>729199181
I love Fortel's but haven't had it in years. There used to be one in St. Peters but it closed a long time ago.

>>729199200
I don't like you.

>>729199254
I'll call it a draw then. Try Stefanina's on Jungermann it is 10x better than Imo's. Salvatore's by you is damn good too..I think they just use mozz though..still good and pretty cheap pizza. Provel is great in salad and it makes the best garlic cheese bread...sandwiches as well.

>>729199254
My mom's house was right at the edge of that storm. The Teachers plaza got hit bad and some houses right behind that. She was basically on the other side of the hill and was looking out her front door watching pieces of house/roof fly around.

>>729195069
618 Southern IL. reporting in.

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Time to go into shill mode.

You St Louis fuckers need to go to Two Plumbers Bar and Arcade. Shit is cash, and I am not just saying it because my Brother-in-law is the Brewmaster. He makes pretty damn good beer and the vidya they have is great.

Exiting shill mode

Also which one of you fuckers is putting Dickbutt stickers in construction shithouses near Big Barnes?

>>729199842
I really like the concept of that bar but I really don't like that they used Kickstarter. Use your own fucking money to start a business. I am fairly certain that they were supposed to open on Main St. and not that shitty old plaza on First Capital.

Since I live right down the street from there, I might give it a shot just for you anon.

618! LGB

>>729200159
Since we are in shill mode I shall do some shilling of my own. I had Mrs. Gyros near Elm/370 today and it was pretty damn good. Nice sized gyro, steak fries (slightly undercooked but seasoned well) and a soda for $7.50.

>>729198856
Ye I fucking hate stl pizza

>>729200159
I didn't like the kickstarter either. I am glad it didn't go through and they made it work without it. But yeah their location was one of the compromises they had to make and I think they are better for it.

>>729200405
Oh I didn't know that the kickstarted failed. What the hell then I will give them a shot. Do they serve any food?

>>729199606
E'ville here.

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>>729200513
No food, but you are allowed to bring in whatever food you want. They have a handful of long communal tables for people who bring in food.

>>729200704
Me too. Not a fan.

GC here

636 here
My buddy works in the city. Some crazy homeless guy was camped out in front of their work screamin stupid shit to the foot traffic. Told my friends coworker he was gonna kill him so his coworker spit on him.
Just figured I'd share. Fuck the city.

>>729200964
Good job shilling anon. I just read an article about the place the other day but remembered the kickstarter from back then and decided that I would never go there. I am always happy to give a new place a shot or two. I hope it goes over for them!

Play that motherfucking Urge shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnVVVvNYs4Y

>>729200964
>>729201339
Oh I forgot to ask. Are all of the machines $0.25?

>>729201634
The videogames are all on quarter play with a few exceptions (I think Time Crisis and the big Marvel vs Capcom are on .50 plays). The pinball machines are either .50 and I think Aerosmith is .75, but they don't have control of those as they are from a vendor as opposed to the vidya which they or their friends own.

They got a pretty good selection going and intend to rotate stuff in and out.

More Urge shit. Love these guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j93mD1u55nI

>>729201612
I've seen them about 15 times live. Some of the best fucking nights of my life. I was late to the party and never saw them live until early 2001 (the year they broke up). First time was actually 16 years ago today (holy fuck I am getting old) at The Bluenote in Columbia. Completely blew my fucking mind. I think I went to 6 Urge shows that year and have been to several more since then.

One of the most unique shows I went to was outdoors in the parking lot between Pops and The Oz in August of 2001. Fragile Porcelain Mice opened I have been hooked since then. The Urge followed and played an amazing show, I was in the front row and still have a set list I begged a security guard for. The Crystal Method was the headliner. That entire show was one of the best nights of my life. Literally had tears in my eyes during the final show at The Pageant in 2001 and that was the only time in my life I lost my voice from screaming so much.

>>729202178
I saw their show at The Pagent when they released Galvanized. Fucking great time.

>>729202178
The most hilarious show I ever went to was at Pops. Fucking Manowar was booked to play the joint and me and buddy went for lols. We get there and there is less than a dozen people there, it was on a Tuesday night. The lead singer is all pissed off and tells us to fuck off and they weren't playing. Nothing is sadder than a dude in a furry thong screaming about how he's the King of Metal and they are huge everywhere else in the world.

>>729201048
636 here too

>>729202314
After the breakup in 01, I believe they played a show again around 2005 that I went to. I was at the "reunion" show on 11/11/11, one other show that year, one in 2012, and I think 2013 was the release of Galvanized which I was at.

>>729202609
haha that is fucking hilarious. I have had some insane nights at Pops...I was too fucked up to remember much about them though. Best time I ever had there was probably during Kottonmouth Kings a long time ago (first show was in 01 last in 07) and Tech N9ne.

Any older anons here remember The Galaxy? I was 18 on 9/11 and had tickets to go see Dave Navarro at The Galaxy that night. I spent most of the day in a daze as I was certain that I was about to get drafted to go kill brown people. My friend and I said fuck it lets go to the show which was canceled and moved from The Galaxy to The Pageant which also canceled the show.

>>729202886
Do you do meth/live in a trailer park?

>>729203567
nope, i actually quit smoking weed 10 days ago and i'm joining the military. i live in a house

>>729203662
Oh god, you aren't a super self righteous "imma fite n dy fer ur freedumz" are you?

>>729203567
My buddy had a meth lab next door to him. I came over one day and stank to high heaven and we called the cops, sat on his front porch, and watched them bust the meth heads. The one meth head tried to escape from the second story window down onto eaves over the front porch. He fell and broke his arm.

Shit was funny as fuck.

>>729203952
nah. i just want free college and super fucking cheap health insurance.

St louis pizza and wings stl style pizza in arnold is the best stl style pizza any other opinion is fucking wrong

>>729204012
Kek. Lived in a trailer park for a bit as a kid. That was the good times. Just hangin out with dad callin the cops on the junkie filth.

>>729204048
Noice. You're cool then bro. Have fun with that, enjoy the service my nigga.

>>729204096
>arnold
Have you been to Smokee Mo's anon? They have a sandwich called Mangia Bene which is brisket on garlic cheese (provel) bread. I am actually getting an erection typing this.

>>729195069
no, but wtf is that thing actually? i know it's the Gateway Arch. but wtf?

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>>729204467
I think the heart attack would be worth it.

>>729204549
You can ride to the top and feel it move around in the goddamn wind. Has windows at a 45 degree angle (or something. I didn't protractor the shit) to the ground. I personally leaned over and layed on one kind of. Felt like skydiving. The people look like actual ants.

>>729204549
Gateway to the West, bitch!

>>729204549
Lewis and Clark built it so they could eyeball a good path West through all the indian nigger's land.

>>729204734
I went up there once when I was 12 and will never go back. That ride up was stuffy as fuck back then, I can't imagine it now being much larger. And you can totally feel it swaying back and forth, that is fucking freaky as hell.

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>>729204832

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My new favorite stamp is the arch

>>729195069
hello my fellow St. Louis /b/ro

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>>729204549
>>729204734
And when it is windy and you're up there is sways. Shit is cash. Also you ride up in washing machines.

Only scum sucking dog fuckers eat Imo's pizza

>>729204861
When I went up there was some Dali Llama lookin fuck in the whole shoalin showdown robe taking up the whole fucking area. Pissed me off.

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>>729198856
As a STLfag, i can admit STL pizza is honestly pretty shitty most of the time

Wait? A stl thread and no mention of the east side? Who's down for a roxy's shower show?

>>729199119
went to this one place called Boardwalk Pizza or something like that somewhere in STL County and shit was good, i recommend it

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>>729205822
I preferred the Pink Slip. When I was an apprentice I'd go with the brothas in my class to there and I'd be the only white guy in the joint. The bitches would be all over me.

>>729206041
Been to that place once! I was drunk leaving roxys and somehow ended up in the parking lot. Said why not? Walked in, only white guy. Fucking blast! Everyone was very cordial and gave me props for being there.

>>729205682
I had an Uncle once on my Dad's side who's job it was to climb on top of the arch and change this lightbulb that they have on the top of it. They say he basically climed up the side with suction cups, probably suspended by a helicopter, to go to the top of that thing. Can you imagine? What an experience.

>>729206983
He's full of fucking shit. There are service hatches to the top. Once on top you're just tied off to a tie off point at the hatch and spool out on a yo-yo.

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>>729206983
#spoderman

>>729195069

Just wanted to point out that this city has the highest murder rate in the entire US and it ranks number 15 in the world for murder rate.

http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/most-dangerous-cities-in-the-world.html
https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/blog/highest-murder-rate-cities

Should we be worried about this?

>>729195271
GO BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

how the fuck am i the first responder to this?

fuck is wrong with you people

>>729208059
Nah. That's just the niggers playin around.

>>729208059
Just stay out of the nignog neighborhoods and you are fine.

>>729208202
fuck off crack dealer.

>>729198856
I liked IMO's when I was younger but eventually realized how shit it is when I experimented with other places.

I like STL Pizza and Wings and Elicia's

636 here

>>729208871
Yea yo wuddup you do meth/live in a trailer park?

>>729198856
Not native, but don't like the provel - especially IMOs

>>729200964
I'd like to try that place

>>729198856
imos is shit. deep dish is better
t. southern illinoisian

>>729208931
Nope, Wildwood

>>729196361
all you have to change with the street is between "MLK" or "St Louis Avenue"


Srsly though, I feel safer around actual gang members and drug dealers because I know a) their job isn't to rob me and b) they won't care to mess with anyone outside of their target.

>>729209183
This is the exact reason why I asked for native STLians. East coast fags are the worst and so are Chicagoans. "OMG this pizza is not prepared in the exact way where I came from therefore it is shit." Blow out your narrow minded self with a shotgun blast you piece of shit.

This random STL thread has lasted longer than I would expect! Longer than most of the nude girl threads that get posted

>>729209946
Guess I jinxed it!

>>729209946
Did you ever go out to the Equadome in Weldon Springs where the edgy teenage satan worshippers supposedly had black masses and shit?

>>729211406
nope

314 Florissant Old Town

>>729211517
Shit now that I think about it about there are people on this website that were toddlers when they demolished the place in 2000.

>>729212035
LOL! Didn't move to Wildwood until 2004

>>729195069
Used to live near stl when I was little. The children's museum was the bomb

>>729212359
Magic House?

>>729211406
kek my sister and her friend were into that shit. They graduated from Howell the year before I entered. My sisters friend was an absolute nympho fuckdoll that found me jerking off in the closet while she changed into a bathing suit. She opened the closet door after giving me a nice tit showing and made me display my micropenis to her. She laughed hysterically at me and gave me a pity bj and then a week later invited me over to her house to eat her pussy for 2 minutes before her horse hung alpha male bf emerged from the closet to put me in my place and make me watch him destroy her pussy

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>>729212835
Wow, that is some story there chief.

>>729212630
Holy shit the magic house! I remember that place man so many good times there
mfw childhood

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Anyone here visited the City Museum? Good keks to be had there, my friends.

>>729204048
There are sum gud benefits to be had in the military, that's for sure kek

>>729214924
Yes. Loved it until I grew too big for a lot of the tunnels and stuff

>>729212630
oops my bad it was called the City Museum where they had a giant jungle gym made of scrap metal on the outside of the building and a giant shoe made of shoes. I remember when they first built the jungle gym it was hype as fuck.

Anyone know this rapist piece of shit Colton crandall?

>>729217545
Yeah they're always adding new shit and other things, im too big for the tunnels now though rip.

>>729218884
it was probably 15 years ago that I've been there so I can't imagine what its like now. I remember it being fucking massive. I think I'll probably be disappointed if I ever see it again.

Its best to bask in my nostalgia