OH SHIT THE FUCK DO I DO

>>729186675
"ok lets meet up"

It is actually THAT EASY

>>729186675
> PANIC

"Show me how much"

>>729186764
/thread

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WHAT DO I SAY

>>729186675
lol what kind of ham beast name is maddy?

>>729186675
Dubs and you text "let me eat that pussy, baby girl."

>>729186675
tfw she never explains what she did at her aunt's house

>>729186675
If you like her then say I like you too. Or say do you wanna talk about it more?

>>729186777
trips.
do it op

Titts?

>>729186841
sry bby, my /b/ros need me

>>729186841
if i kiss you what will you do

>>729186764
/thread

>>729186841
What do you want to say OP how do you feel because i can tell from "What romanticly?" You are going to fuck this up

Ask why she likes you

rolling dubs for op to say
" I never liked you, in fact, i think your aunt is MUCH hotter and id like for you to leave me her number before getting the fuck out of my life"

>>729186675

You can stop posting singular emojis for a start you fucking silly little twat.

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I feel like a fucking retard fir following the advice of /b/ but...

>>729186675
Reply: "Let's fuck"

>>729186841
you shouldn't have typed that.

only type this
>>729186764
don't give your self a chance to spill spaghetti.

>>729186777
This. OP has to deliver or he's a faggot.

>>729187038
This is absolutely fucking fake. Please kill yourself

>>729187038
We are watching a live departure. goodbye son

>>729187038
Ops a fag

>>729186675
The only thing you can do.

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Okay she seems just as shocked as me. What now?

>>729186841
"Let's hang out then" then say whatever time is convenient for you.

I'm literally autistic and you're still more autistic than me.

>>729187038
/thread.

it was that easy op, how fucking hard is that.
congrats on your new girlfriend I hope she's cute.

>>729186675
Post a picture of her OP

>>729187038
You're the one who fucking asked, so yes, you are the fucking retard.

That being said, you would have fucked it up without /b/ because you're a retard, so it's a catch 22

Put those feelings down my pants, bb

>>729187145
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING AUTIST

my gf's name is maddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS IT THE SAME ONE YOU CUNT!

>>729187145
MISSION COMMAND: SHIELDS ARE DOWN TRY: "so what did you have in mind?"

>>729187145
Dude just tell her how you feel. Be like, "Well I dunno, I was just surprised and didn't know what to say. Like would you wanna meet up with me and go out sometime?"

>>729187145
Like hang out. Do something together.

>>729187145
You fucked up dummy. Say you meant to say can I take you out sometime?

>>729187101
no one else is happy people dnt really get together REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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lol never talked to a girl before faggot?

>>729187145
Say just kidding roastie

>>729187236
THIS.

Context: bowling for her birthday coming up soon

>>729187222
Checked

It is

>>729187145
lets hang out some time.
lets go on a date
lets meet up
lets do anything but let me spill spaghetti over this phone trying to fucking text you because I'm an autistic shit.

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Shit sorry forgot pic

>>729187353
STEADY! steady.... we wait...

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>>729187301
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHH
AHAHHHH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

now i have to confront her

>>729187353
She is using you.

>>729187353
>>729187296
Comments are together. OP is a fag

Ask her to show tits

Ask her to hang out... say no expectations.... let's go have a great time and see what the night holds.


WORKS EVERY TIME she will love the fact you "dont have expectations" makes girls moist fast

>>729187353
God, you sound like such a pussy. Blabbering on.

>>729187353
why before her party? and have you never met in person before?
write backstory pls

>>729187353
Ey bby u wan sum fuk

holy shit im going blind from this autism op

>>729187145

>do you want to meet up sometime

I fucking hope to god you've never met her face to face, because if you have, that's the the most disgusting thing I've ever read.

You fucking miserable autist.

>>729187402
Wat

>>729187353
you're being such a fucking beta right now.
stop being so soft.
stop stumbling all over your words.
your texts make you look scared to be on the same planet as her.

just ask her to hang out. "lets meet up" sounds like sex.

>>729187399
Kek confirms again.

>>729187503
This. This x672494673

>>729187353

nigga you haven't even met her LMFAOOOO

>>729186675
Troll or shes fat.

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i like you, i like sex. lets meet and hev sexy time. very nice.

>>729187145
STOP TAKING ADVICE OF B/ YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>729187038
Nah you did alright

>>729187555
Check em

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>>729186675
Dude, what are you even doing asking /b/ for advice? Unless this is fake and you're just doing it to mess with people or get attention, then stop. People on here aren't looking out for your best interest man, they just wanna laugh at you when you fail. Close your browser. Put on some music you like. Talk to this girl one on one and stop asking strangers on the internet for help.

>>729187657
Fuck off cunt

These threads get me more excited than sports games. Why the fuck

>>729187353
>meet sometime
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHha

>internet dating
Shes fat or catfishing you.

maximus beta
holy shit the cringe

>>729187702
Same tbqhwu famalam

>>729187657
>they just wanna laugh at you when you fail
Implying 'lets meet up' is going to get a laugh out of the conversation

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>>729187706

>you don"t say "i do have feelings" in internet betafag
>you just ask her out
>now all ruined
>go cry till you masturbate

>>729187657
>being this new

>>729187353
kys

>>729187834
Get rekt cunny

>>729187455
Okay I'll try to greentext but semi-newfag so it's gonna be shit
(Also I know I'm a faggot I never denied this)
>friend gave her my number a few days ago
>she texted me pretending to be friend's ex bf, said "stay away from her"
>realize it's a prank immediately and call her out
>she gives it up
>I tell her how to make it sound more believable
>She's enjoying it, I'm enjoying it, we start texting more
>invites me to party for birthday with ~10 other people
>start texting every hour of every day
>she asks me out
>I start fucking panicking
>you know the rest

>>729187468
this.
also tell her u eat ass

>>729187819
>trying to justify never meeting a girl IRL that "has feelings for you"
LOL

just tell her you want to put your pee pee in her vagoo

>>729187939
How old are you OP?

>>729187939
are 12?

>>729187939
yea, just ask her to hang out 1 on 1.
also she's fat and ugly.
no girl that has ever seen you or met you before will suddenly like you.

>>729187939
You've 'known' (Texted) her for a few days and now you're going to be together?

What did I expect, this is b...

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>>729187980
>he thinks I'm OP

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>>729187038
>sometime

>>729187939
>>man could you join skype or something and il help you sort this out for sure.

>>729188223
......No I don't....... Are you retarded?

Is this a rekt thread? It seems like a rekt thread.

>>729188122
Senior year of high school (laugh it up motherfuckers)

>>729188180
To be honest, by the way she texts, she is probably as autistic as OP...

>>729188008
*penor

dis gon be good

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>soon

>>729188285
Fag

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>>729188277
Kys you autistic cunt nugget

>>729187657
Fuck you. We're not strangers. We're anon's fam. Besides, he's gonna fuck this up with or without us.

>>729188359
What dis?

>>729188359
\///\||\bread

>>729187939

So you're going to go bowling with this girl for her 11th birthday party?

You should show up in a trench coat, so that you look mysterious.

>>729188481
>>729184004

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>>729188433

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>>729188397

>>729187939
Oh, well then she actually is the bf and he's been playing the long con with you.

Hope you enjoy docking.at gunpoint.

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>>729188601

Holy shit op. You literally fucked this up

>>729188433
Dubs confirm truth.

>>729188359
Kek

Why is everyone acting like "do you wanna meetup sometime" is a weird thing to say? You're all fucking weird

>>729187353
Any updates spaghetti?

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>>729188718
Huh?

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>>729188793

> hy is everyone acting like "do you wanna meetup sometime" is a weird thing to say? You're all fucking weird

Shut up grandpa. You stupid fuck. "Golly gee Maddy, would you like to suck my pee pee?"

OP here.
I can't believe I'm saying this but I just got a date using /b/. I'll try to post another thread tomorrow if I can, gonna have to stop for now though. I'll let you guys know how the date went. Thanks to the people who helped, and again, can't believe I'm saying this but thank you SO FUCKING MUCH /b/rothers. All you cancer posting, baiting, cock-gargling sons of bitches.

>>729188793
Welcome to 4c, friend. I hope you didn't have to select too many store fronts or gas stations to post your post.

>>729187353
>typing "er" in text
Why the fuck do people do this it just makes it seem even awkwarder

>>729189110
I don't think it really counts when she said she likes you first kek

>>729189110
Proof or GTFO

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>>729188793

>not being able to understand and detect the subtle nuances of language

>not detecting the cringe

>not detecting the autism

>being this much of a pleb

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OP I get invested in these things post more screen caps

>>729188978
its not that weird and the girl overreacted tbh
yes he shouldnt have said someday but still overreacting

>>729189189
/thread

that being said, we prevented him from fucking it up

>>729189110
fucking liar show screenshot

op having panic attack, check news in hour, 12 dead 37 wounded, screencap this.

>>729189189
Let's give OP his due. He got a date. Wtf are you doing this lovely friday eve?

>>729189366
dubs confirm

>>729189181
He's young, theres still a chance he grows out of his autism

>>729189433
dubs confirm

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>>729189110
Congrats OP! Granted that date kinda got itself, but it still counts.

>>729189366

>the Famous 2017 'bowling boy massacre'

>>729189427
From what is essentially a cyber-chick within the span of a few days
>Wtf are you doing this lovely friday eve?
Something better than above kek

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>>729189274
>>729189231
C>>729189151
>>729188978
I'm fucking a hot girl no strings attached and I asked her in that same way.. pic related. Y'all over analyze shit too much

>>729189433
Confirm

>>729189531
Shitposting on 4c doesn't count.

>>729189208
Okay been lurking for a bit, it seems like nobody's gonna believe me unless I prove this. How do I though?

>>729189618
Suuuuuuuure you are, m8.

>>729189740
Screenshot?

>>729189618
now show us your dick

>>729189740
screens, nigger

>>729189740
Screen caps for a start.

>>729189740

Here comes the punchline...

>>729186764
fpbp

>>729189618
timestamp

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hello i have the question too-

- y wen mastercate dont put pneis on to badgina ver fast? is better slow?

>>729189840
I've done multiple screenshots. What else do you want

OP killed himself before showing last messages

>>729189931
English pls

>>729190014
I'm right here m8

>>729189973
The one showing you got a date dipshit

>>729190073
screenshot then faggot

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Yeah yeah fuck you all, I said "er" again.

>>729190023
i sorry engilsh not frits lenguage- .how i beter explain?

y wen u mastercate dont put pneis on to badgina ver fast? is better slow?

>>729190191
Er

>>729190191
Gj faggot

>>729190281
er

>>729190191
Seriously Op, good for you man. Just please Make sure you dont fuck up during the date.

Good luck /b/ro

>>729190191
You done good OP. Fuck the rest of these spergs if they don't believe you. We'll be expecting updates tm.

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>>729189931
>>729190023
>>729190280

pls help?

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>>729190191

>OP

When you first asked her out, your phone was at 87%

Now pussy is confirm, phone is at 78%

Is meant to be OP.

Is meant to b.

>>729190405
I'll try, can't tell what time she didn't really specify at what time it'll end

>>729190280
Badgina wud catch fyre

>>729190521
Best end=sex

>>729190511
Was considerig cropping that out because I'm skeptical of giving information in any form to /b/ but I got lazy and it ended up helping me prove my faggotry. Good job Sherlock

>>729190405
kek
>>729190191
I'm just going to assume OP is Murican, in which case, is this how majority of people speak over text? I've messaged a couple over the years and this reminds me of them.

>>729190521
Don't worry ab us. We'll be here. You do your thing.

>>729190511

Dubs confirms.

>>729190191
Buy her a snow cone and then fertilize her egg

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>>729190191
dont drop the spaghetti jar

>>729190521
Just make sure you actually update it tomorrow...

>>729190659
I don't know if I can really represent all Muricans because I'm still in high school but I more or less talk the way most people talk to me.

>>729190659
>majority of people speak over text
So... in English?

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>>729190781
Speaking of which, can we get a time and timezone for the update OP, i wanna catch this

>>729190659
I just write out the words since I'm not using T9 like in 2007 lol

>>729190521
Make a new thread tomorrow OP. Updating us.

>>729190835
This.

>>729190757
Not necessarily in that order.

>>729190798
>l8r
>tm
>English

OP will be a walrus by tomorrow 4pm

>>729190916
It's text shorthand, grampa.

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>>729190602
oooooo i ssaw now
okay but dad tell me the badgine fyre mean is workings good, no?

>>729190798
>>729191007

No, sorry.

What is this, 2008?

Who the fuck uses text speech?

That was back when we had to text using a fucking keypad, and sending entire words took half a year.

>>729187939
DAMMIT OP YOU SHOULDA TOLD US THIS TO BEGIN WITH

You already gonna see her at bday party, just do that and be friendly/flirty BUT NOT CREEPY it's her bday party NOT A DATE. Then ask her out a few days after party if she cute

>>729190835
>>729190898
OP doesn't know what time the hookup is yet, but I'm sure he'll post something as soon as he knows.

>>729191007
Kids don't need to shorthand they have a full keyboard on their phones. They're not using a fucking Nokia anymore

>>729191007
Do you not see it as being generally uninterested in the conversation?

Besides, I wonder what they do with all of the time that they have saved by typing 'l8r' instead of 'later' lmao

>>729186777
Trips don't lie m8 op go

>>729191182
Ok, Shakespeare. By your standards, then don't use contractions either.

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>>729186675
OP CAN WE HAVE A PICTURE OF MADDY PLEASE

>>729191406
Ok in itself is text speech. Correct term is Okay.
Got that illiterate sperg! Who's next?

>>729191547
Second this
>Check'em

>>729191562
Way to dodge the comment. Also, I'm not the one criticizing shortening words. I'm fine with it in specific situations. It's the evolution of language.

>>729191726
Sorry dude, that wasn't me.
I was hoping you'd get my joke, ah well.

>>729191406

0/10

Yeah, all the kids used that little contrived comparison back when text speech became redundant, and for some bizarre reason, they couldn't let it go.

We told them that was an austitic argument then, and I'll tell you the same now.

Signing off /b/. Expect a thread at something ending in :00, 9:00 10:00 11:00, if it goes on really late I'll post at midnight. Idk what timezone, whatever one New Jersey is in.

>>729191920
My bad. I was on a roll what with op's triumph and all.

>>729192054
No worries mate.
We'll either all revel in his glory,
Or laugh at his ability to friendzone himself
Kek

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>>729192152
It's what we do.

>>729190191
>Erm,Tm?

Fucking idiot, do you not know how to ask a question?

Looking at your other posts you'll be at the boardwalk and some Chad will distract her and she'll stare at him. Then you'll be a fucking kike and cry cuz she does'nt even like you for being awkward.
KYS

Also this is Maddy

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FUCK forgot pic again

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>>729192368

Oh....

She's...ethnic

>>729191993
I wonder if the "bizarre" reason was that they understood language evolution.
http://www.newscat.cat/words-are-getting-shorter-due-to-social-media-as-jomo-and-mic-drop-feature-on-word-of-the-year-list/

>>729192439
Puerto Rican, she's US boys don't worry

>>729192368
>crooked ass picture
>Giant Calculator on the wall


Oh so you are both autistic?

>>729192524
DEPORT THAT SHIT

>>729192368
Very doable. We'll want more, of course.

>>729192368
She needs some chapstick but otherwise not bad. GL OP

>>729192439
LOL

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>>729192525
>giant calculator

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>>729192368
ulgoo

>>729192264
You had your time to chime in with your retard comment. Deal is done. Piss off.

>>729192524

she's cute.

>>729192368
How old are you
Like 12?

>>729192525
>Giant Calculator
She must work for NASA

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>>729192368

>>729192834
Read the thread dingus

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>>729192525

>>729192524
yeah but you're getting brown meat instead of pink, that shit is soiled

>>729193182
it's fine if he likes coffee

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>>729192524
It's okay, i'm half puerto rican nigger. Most of us have some bullshit in us.

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>>729192525
>giant calculator

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>>729192368
NOT BAD OP

I'M GOING TO PLAY ROCKET LEAGUE, GOD SPEED.

6/10 IMO SHE LOOK CLEAN AND KINDA CUTE, IF I SAW HOW THICC SHE WAS SHED BE A 7 BUT SHE AINT MY TYPE

>>729186675
This isn't her talking you jackass lmao.

"lol g2g im at aunt's talking smack"

Either it's her and aunt trolling you because you're a beta cuck, or someone at her aunts grabbed her phone and is trolling you.

>>729192518

Right, you've missed my point.

>hue hue muh contractions

I should point out to you that you're arguing with at least two people, possibly three.

The others are going on about lanaguge as a whole. I'm talking about text speech.

My point, is that text speech is no longer necessary in any e-message because it's often too difficult to understand, which was beautifully demonstrated by OPs slut, as well as the fact that it serves little purpose now that we have functional keyboards.

You can argue with me all night, and you would still be wrong.

Text speech is no longer necessary or appropriate, and using it is the mark of either a child, or somebody who tragically thinks it's 'cool'

>>729186675
"Let's not ruin an awesome friendship."

lol such a beta and it still worked

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>>729192525

>giant calculator

>>729193450
I agree with you that i'm debating more than one of you. I also agree that much of the original need to shorten words is no longer relevant.
However, language evolves regardless. Specially the English language which has no governing body to control it. It changes as the times change. While much of the shit like "l8r" will die, other changes will catch on and eventually be part of the language.

>>729186958
this

>>729190191
Boardwalk burgers? More like bored burgers.

>>729193450
>>729193958
Examples of this are:
>abs
>admin
>ammo
>fax
>intro
>lab
>sax
I can go on and on. These words were shortened way before the internet.

Beta OP settling for 5/10 chick

gg no re

>>729194351

>>729194351
I'm sure your trap is way hotter.
inb4: timestamp

>>729194439
She is actually. Pale blonde with blue eyes, 5'6, perfect shaped A cup titties with a nice white girl ass and pink pussy.

Stay jelly faggot

>>729193958

Yeah, sure. I'm not going to disagree with that.

English will always evolve faster than other languages, because it's the lanaguge of the west, and the west is at the forefront of pretty much everything.

English is also the language of money.

But that horrible, horrible text speech.

I hope to god That i never have to type out that drivel again.

>>729194564
Uh huh. Uh huh. 5 or 6 inch?

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>>729194717
I'd fuck a trap. Not one of those cross dressing traps, but the ones like pic related.

>>729194705
I hear you. I'm not a fan either, but English is nothing if not efficient. I trust it will weed out the shit slang and keep the good stuff.

>>729194705
>tfw to intelligent

This thread is making me mad because you are asking for advise then intentionally ignoring good advice. Also how do you drop the spaghetti to such an excessive degree that you type "Err" in a fucking TEXT WHERE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF SAFEGUARDS TO NOT FUCK UP

[spoiler]I was this guy once so it is personally upsetting to see others make similar mistakes[/spoiler]

[spoiler]I know spoiler doesn't work here[/spoiler]

>>729194941
>to intelligent
too

>>729188249
Thank you.

>>729195077
THAT'S THE JOKE YOU FUCKING IDIOT LMAO

>>729195077
>tfw cant meta

>>729195074
m8 you are seriously late to the party. I think there's a rekt thread over there that you'd enjoy.

>>729195243
Rekt threads are for niggers and edgy teenagers

>>729195168
Well at least one of you found it funny. Btw, your caps lock is on.

>>729195340
Maybe an Andy Sixx log thread would be more to your pleasure?

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>>729195364
top tier shit post

>>729195340
>stop liking things that I don't like

pussy

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well hey congrats op, you pulled through

>>729192368
HAHAHA

>>729195480
nah I am a degenerate so I like jerking off to loli and cartoon/video game characters. Kill me.

>>729194941

Give me a break.

>English evolves fast because it has to

That wasn't a difficult conclusion for me to arrive at.

If what I just said was your idea of somebody trying to sound/act smart, you must have a meltdown whenever something is explained for you.

>>729195825
I'm not even the anon you were replying to. No one cares too be honest family

>>729195672
I'm sure you'll be able to manage that all on your own. Don't forget to stream.

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>>729195825

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>>729195999
checked

>>729187038
>I do too

Those panties just went dry

>>729195985
Are you retarded?

>>729187038
It's the death of a /b/tard and the birth of a fully-fledged human. A beautiful sight to behold.

>>729196143

You're right. I shouldn't have bitten.

>>729195489

>>729196809
I meant to say "t h i c c" with a fancy font... Im a newfag

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>>729192525
>Giant Calculator

>>729186675
reply with a wave of faggot emojis like the little retard you are

>>729197244
You must have just gotten home from your shift at KFC. Take home tendies still warm?

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>>729192525
>Giant Calculator

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>>729187267
That's my sister ! You delete this right now mister.

>>729198515
You should be happy your sister is getting some play.

>>729196953
It's ok anon, you'll get there one day.

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>>729192525
>calculator

>>729198996
Man o man what a hardship.
Coming to /b/ only to find out your sister gets more action that you..

Let that shit sink in..

>>729199346
and with a face only a mother could love.

>>729191312
actually takes longer to type l8r

if u type "er" unironically, please drink liquid nitrogen.

>>729192439
kek

>>729200814
we drink liquid nitrogen every day since water is 70 % nitrogen

>>729192368
does she not know how to count?

>>729201569
>H2O
are you fucking autistic

>>729201569
hydrogen != nitrogen

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>>729201569

>>729201569
that's a what happen when you skip school

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>>729201837
>>729201967
>>729202124
if people in this website actaul payed attention in school and not just shitposting you would know you are the retards

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Too bad she's a nigger spic.
And I thought this one had so much promise.
Alas....

if you like her say yes, if not sy no.

>>729201569
8/10 nice b8 m8

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>>729202774
Earth's atmosphere = water

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>>729192368
Throw it back!
Throw it back, anon!

just be yourself. do anything else and eventually when you revert to yourself your just gonna disappoint her.

If she doesnt like you for who you are, which it sounds like she already does, then she isnt worth being with.

Honestly anon, this is a pretty sure thing. just play it cool. dont be too aggressive, but not be too passive. hopefully you get some action and not just a learning experience.

Women are complicated, beware.

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The there is me

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>>729203333
Who the hell is Morgan Steele, and how the fuck did you manage to get zoned so quickly?!!! You fucked up thf date before you even went on it?
How?!!!

>>729203333
gj at getting friendzoned m8

>>729192368
IT'S A NIGGRESS

OH /b/ I LOVE HOW YOU TROLL EVEN UNINTENTIONALLY

>>729203838
ain't op anon

>>729203333
quads tho
kek

>>729203333
nice trips

>>729203333
She's sitting on other dicks

Make sure she washes her cum filled mouth before you kiss her op

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>>729203333
>I respect your opinion

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>>729204016
Oh, I see.
Some other betacuck loser losing.
Per usual.

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er, where the fuck is op?

>>729203333
Dude, take initiative and quit being a beta pussy. Be like, "Hey, so listen, I'm not into the whole 'being led on' type shit, so I'd rather not be friends because I do have feelings for you and that's not going to change. So if you don't want to try to figure out if you have feelings for me or not, it's better i don't waste anymore time." Girls fucking love a guy who knows what he wants. I'm 18 and this hot ass (8.3/10) bitch from my work who's 30 was on my dick cuz I just straight up told her what's up. Like, "i'm not fucking around, we doing this or not?" and it fucking worked. Girls want confidence; not insecure pussies

>>729204704
got a date, /b/'s work is done

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>>729201569
top fucking zozzle

>>729204705