After you cum from fapping, how do you clean up the semen?

swallow of course

Use a straw to suck it up

>>729168241
Swallow it man proteins

Honestly, dip my pinky in there just to get a tiny drop then taste it. Sometimes it tastes sweet, other times bitter. Then I just wash it off.

i just let the dog lick it up

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Wipe it on gf's face and say "Simba."

>>729168698


do dogs actually do this? they never reject it?

>lie down
>line of toilet paper on belly
>cum on TP
>throw away

If in the shower I just cum in my hand then shake it off into the toilet.

If with a girl - oh wait that never happens I'm a loser

>>729168241
i use condoms

>>729168241
It's free moisturizer, I rub it on my hands and legs.

No, I'm not kidding.

>>729168718
Fuck off normie. You need to be hanged.

>>729168241
Swallow ofcourse

>>729168718
this.

>>729168241
eat it

>>729168241
Clean out my fliphole

>>729168241
Its water based.....it will evaporate. No cleanup necessary just wait a bit. Fapped last night, this morning, nothing

>>729168836
>If in the shower I just cum in my hand then shake it off into the toilet.
Why not just cum in the shower?!

>>729168241
you're telling me that you faggots cum all over yourselves and then find something to wipe it up with? fucking plebian

>>729168241
Just go to the bathroom and cum in the toilet. As non-messy as it gets.

wipe it on your moms curtains as im leaving

>>729168241
Cum into a sock you fucking peasant.

I just spunk into a sock...

>>729168241
kleenexes. unless using the fleshlight, then it's cold water

>>729169128
Personally, I just cum straight into my mouth.

>>729169130
just don't forget to flush. things could get weird

>>729168241
I used to eat.
For the last 2yrs I been cleaning it with shirt or tissue cause I read eating it decreases protein

>>729169199
well at least you've streamlined the process. newfriends these days

>>729169225
I mean, testosterone

>>729168768
My friends dog loves to eat my cum. Moment I get my dick out it gets all excited

Toilet, shower, sink.

Sink is fun because I can kind of lean on the edge and it will press up on my taint, makes me shoot harder.

I use to cum in a sock until one morning
I discovered my cock had grown a toenail

Sock, it's soul purpose is just a cumrag. throw it through the wash once a week.

>>729168241
i hold it in

I do what Chris Chan does with his

>>729169250
kek
>scruffy wanna shlurp up a load?

>>729169328
This. I get that feel also. Thought I was the only one

I shoot straight into my mouth

>>729168241
Toilet paper.
Always toilet paper.
Why would anyone use anything else?

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>>729169500

>>729169084
It will turn stuff crusty and yellow / brown if you keep putting it in the same place on/in fabrics.

>>729168907
>condom to fap

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>>729168241

Wait you guys clean up afterwords?

I wad all over my t-shirt and then wear it the next day by accident and its all scrunched up in back
I call it "Crunchy Laundry"

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Spunk out of window onto the peasants below.

>>729169328
fuck, I do this too. but ive done it so much that I dont get that awesome feeling anymore

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>all these people cumming in socks
I always found it to be a mess. Have to wash it every time.

>>729168241
you put the semen in the woman.

>>729169486
Who
And what he does

Retrograde ejaculator here. I never have to clean it up.

if my gf isnt around I cum on her make up towels.

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>>729169650

>from fapping

>>729169716
>Who
Hello newfriend, welcome to 4chins

>>729169584
I fap thru my drawz, cum in my drawz and wash them in the morning

>>729169559
Because toilet paper comes apart too easily and get's glued to your dick.

Gotta be at least a napkin, papertowel is even better.

>>729169604
it is clean and u get presure all over the dick, fells better

i cum straight into the boxers i have on and worry about it later

I've been busting into the same towel for about a month now. It's starting to get pretty fucking crusty

>cumming on yourself
i remember my first fap

>>729169584
I had white socks, the ones I used to mop turned yellow, washing didn't make it go away.

Got a beige carpet at the computer, there's a stain where I usually let the cum drip to the floor now.

It will stain light colored fabrics.

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>>729169118
Not sure if you're trolling, but that shit will fuck up your pipes.

2/10 for making me reply

>>729169962
I like when it sticks together. that feeling when you pull them apart is satisfying to me

>>729169825
Buy something other than the cheapest toilet paper out there then, you fuck

>>729169804
See >>729169997
Fucked up my reply.

>>729168241
I dont

>>729170046
I do, it still comes apart way to fucking easy when wet, it's shit for cleaning up.

>>729169716
Chris Chan has cums into a cup after "mass debating" then drinks it to preserve his future children.
https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s for people unaware of the legend of Chris Chan

Toilet paper to get fucking pieces of it on your dick ? Hell no

any anons old enough to have jacked off to magazines?

Was satisfying to lay out the pics then flip through while stroking, then choose one and shoot "on her" tits, pussy, etc. Way more satisfying than it is to hold a smartphone in one hand while jerking it.

>>729168241
>cheap toilet paper.
Take a piss after jerking off, flush away semen toilet paper

>>729170280
just stick your penis in you bfs ass. that should get those pieces off

>>729168951
You must constantly smell like shit.

>>729170186
use two layers and dont press it against your dick so it doesnt get "glued" on it
not that hard

>>729169975
Remember the first time you came on someone else though? Thats a moment

>>729170007
What?

I cum in my hand then go wash it.

>>729170186
Pull a little extra then and fold it

>>729170311

also "tributes" they do nowadays are actually pretty hot because you can shoot on a pic of a chick who then sees it, that's pretty cool.

there was a chan board that was good for tributes about 10 years ago, now all I see is the subleddit which is OK but I preferred the more anonymous chan board

I usually flush it down my girlfriends throat

>>729168241
Just wipe it with a toilet paper. Charmin does a real good job at picking it up.

>>729169650
enjoy your unwanted babies

>>729170449
It will clog up the pipes if you continuously do it. Haven't you ever seen what happens to cum if you mix it with water?

in yer mums stinker m8

> but check these dubs tho

With paper

>>729170475

virgin detected

>>729168241
Is this girl too young to sign up to this dating site? http://www.swingeer.com

>>729170349
Nope, you work it in well, no smell once it's gone.

>>729170449
He's fucking with you.

>>729170525
Yes but didn't know that shit could clog up the pipes lmao

sounds like a faggot tea party in here

all these faggots not abstaining. I bet you like girls too.

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>>729170007

if it fucked up shower pipes it would have fucked up washing machine pipes from me washing my jizz sock all those years

>>729168241
Well my parents didnt mutilate my cock so I roll up my foreskin on the vinegar stroke and spooj into the little cum pocket which it provides. I then find tissue or walk into the bathroom to drip it into my Mum's toothbrush.

>>729170668
Except I'm not. Jesus, I thought you guys weren't quite this retarded.

>>729170710
It probably won't if you only do it once or twice, but if you constantly do it, then you'll probably notice the water starting to go down slower and slower.

Be classy and just cum in the toilet and flush it for fuck's sake.

>>729170647
lol ur that guys that smells worse than shit and doesn't know it. You know, the guy that smells so bad and nobody wants to tell him.

>>729170783
>vinegar stroke...gawhahahaha

>>729170824

love doing this at work

>>729170793
Wouldn't this only matter if it mixes with hair?

I have cum towel, just cum in that, fold it up or roll it and use it quite a few times. Wash it every couple of weeks. Quick and easy to do.

>>729170793
Not kidding it does drain slower now, how do I fix it now lol

Put it in the milk carton like everyone else, OP

>>729170951

call a plumber and tell him it's got a jizz plug. He'll know what to do.

>>729170951
I knew it and the plumber is going to have a talk with your parents

>>729170502
lel birth control man.

i go to the bank and deposit

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>>729171063

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>>729170926
Yeah, I thought that was pretty self explanatory though since everyone loses some hair in the shower.

>>729170951
Like mentioned above, it probably got mixed up with hair or something like that. You could probably use a snake or something to try and clear it out, though it'll be a gross as fuck mix of hair and cum. Either that or you can try to use some chemical shit. I don't know any off the top of my head.

>>729171063
kek

>>729171145
Yeah need to find something to dissolve that lol

>>729171063
hes gonna take op with him to suck it out

>>729171145
>chemical shit
again be wary when pouring shit down any drain. some can have adverse long term effects

>>729171063
>>729171066
fuck you guys leave the kid alone.

you need to pour bleach and vinegar down the drain at the same time. in fact mix it in the bathtub with your bare hands, then scoop it up and spit it into your drain.

>>729170878
You must have some fucked up smelling cum if you think rubbing it into your skin once or twice a day would make it smell.

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>>729171145
>>729171315
>>729171347

>actually learning stuff on /b/

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I shoot it into my mouth. Kek I miss the days my 60 year old neighbor used to swallow

>>729171347
>jizz plug remover

>>729168768
My dog loves my cum, he can't wait for it. He licks up my spit too.

>>729171347
>leave the kid alone
>ill teach you how to kill yourself

>>729171347
>bleach + vinegar

Please tell me you're not this autistic

>>729171716
Gonna need a green text please.

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>>729171347

hey don't deny the local plumber a lucrative de-jizzing call

>>729171347
Yeah I actually heard this really helps, especially when you lock the bathroom door and block any air gaps with towels etc.

>>729171813
Please tell me you aren't this new

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>>729171896
It's a he not a female. Still interested?

>>729171922
so subtle

>>729168241
If in the shower I cum down the drain. If in my room jerking the ol chicken I put a pair of old boxers on my computer desk and cum on the inline. If I'm feeling lazy I just fuck my bed until I come in my boxers.

>>729172048
>fucks bed
>gets aids

>>729168241
just shove it back up for the next time - that way your cum will never deplete

>>729171706
You didn't learn anything.

Fucking cum isn't going to clog pipes, hair and grime buildup clogs pipes. It's not thick enough, it dissolves in water.

A friend of mine lets the vacuum hose suck him off and he faps he said his manhood slaps around in the hose and sounds like an indian flute

I just eat it

Good old cumrag

>>729172220
rip his dick

>>729172119
Well I call it that because I rub myself against my bed until I cum. I started doing it when I was a kiddo

I used a vacuum hose once
The guy at the carwash had me on camera
now im a registered sex offender

Gets regular head from old guy down the street. No need to wipe when he swallows all

I've heard you should work it into scalp because protein for hair and sperm stimulates hair growth

>>729171952

na fam I'm good.

Been jizzing in a water bottle for about a month now. It's half way full and I'm thinking about filling it with water the rest of the way and pitching some yeast.

>>729171922
fucking pro right here. I forgot that part.

>>729172591
dude no wonder my bush is huge. i usually just cum on myself and it gets on my pubes

>>729168632
always gotta do the taste test

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>>729168718
/thread

>>729172220

every so often i read something that reminds me why i come on here.

thank you sir.

>>729168907
that can get expensive

>>729172591
that's why my man bush is so gotdammed huge!

>>729168241
i usually pinch the tip of my dick and dont let it come out

>>729168241
I just skeet into the toilet tbh. I live alone and the bathroom is pretty close to the side of the living room where my computer is so it's no biggie.

>>729168241
Is it really that hard to cum in a tissue and flush it afterwards? you bunch of degenerates who say sock should fucking neck yourself. Honestly no irony here.

>>729172598
Brew yourself a nice gallon of cum wine

>>729172927
What the fuck? This sounds unpleasant man.

>>729169328
10-4 captain

>>729172959
This

>>729168241
It's free if you boof it

>>729172959
I never did this either.

>>729168241
Blow it on the floor. It's wooden but now it's black.

>>729169493
re-kek

>>729173483
You fucking cunt. If I had nice hardwood floors I'd take care of them. You seriously can't be bothered to bust your nut anyone else?

>>729172164
see
>>729171145

>>729171813
You fuck it up newfag

Guys is true that if I stop masturbating my beard will grow better? I almost don't have abear anyways but It can help on something?

>>729174202
That's the stupidest shit I've read all day. Literally why would that be true?

>>729168241
Leave it on my dick and cover it with my boxers

I just cum all over myself and leave it. Who cares? Not like I go anywhere or interact with anyone lol

>>729174697
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>>729175037
It dries out by the morning ,i fall asleep and i dont mind the stickyness

>>729175351
That is truly gross as fuck my man. Do you ever want to get laid?

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>>729171347

Used to do it on my bedroom wall, then wipe it off real quick. Didn't think it'd do any harm. Then one day I noticed it leaving yellowish traces, so I intentionally poured Dr Pepper onto my wall so people wouldn't think I was weird. Very difficult to pull off, btw. Now, just toilets for me.

>>729174202
no. go fap and stop talkin' bs

>>729172839
Just go to any clinic and pick them up for free.

I just wash it off in the sink. It's funny to think that every time I wash my hands after fapping I kill more possible people than Hitler and Stalin combined.

Don't have to, I fap until I feel my cum starting its journey into the world, then run to the bathroom and shoot it in the sink. Timing is important, occasionally I've fired too soon, gets on the mirror or my wife's toothbrush.

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>>729175774
>cums on the wall
>leaves yellow marks
>makes the rest of the wall yellow by pouring dr.pepper on it
>wallpaper/paint must be ruined
Apparently /b/ doesn't know how to use soap and vinegar to clean stains

>>729170007
found the weeb who has absolutely no clue how things work in the real world

Have you heard of a fucking tissue?

I bust on toilet paper and flush dat shit

I bless each sperm cell and continue with life

>>729176020
>or my wife's toothbrush
kek

>>729168241
Down the sink it goes. Sending kids to the vacation mate.

>>729168241
I don't, got jizz stains on my floor.

>>729171716
>>729171952
yes, lel

>>729168718
>gf

>>729168718
She hates it and does it in return on me

>>729179480
>does it in return

Yeah Anon... about that I don't think your """"GF"""" is really a """""she"""""