i really dont wanna do this, dubs picks why i cant go

>>729164733
Just tell her you're too busy masturbating

>>729164733
you are a shit brother . hope u die and your lil brotha' will get everything you own

>>729164965
go for this

I've gone blind in my left eye. Pretty sure I have to see a doctor.

im jerking off cant

I'm to busy fucking daddy in the ass

>>729164733
I'm fingering the dog/cat at the moment, can he wait?

im so horny i might try and fuck the children

My dick got stuck in the grapefruit

I'm busy fapping to you

You can't go because of a temporary genital incident

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OP, you piece of shit. Pick up your fucking brother.

Then take a pic after getting him home safely. Timestamp. And don't forget optional sharpie in pooper.

>>729164733
Too busy fucking the neighbors dog.

ive got a banana up my ass

i raped one of his friends at the day care center and now its akward when i see them

>>729165447
bump

only if you suck my dick tonight after you serve me some tendies

Cash grass or ass, how are you two paying for my gas?

i got my fist stuck in my ass

>>729165511
winnar winnar chicken dinnar

>>729165511
Winnar, minus the cash part. Don't give any options other than weed or ass.

Cause you are rimming your dog

>>729164965
roll

>>729165424
This.

>>729165511
>>729165599
Dubs have spoken

>>729165599
dis

>>729164733
Tell her you're gay.

>>729164965
Rollianto

>>729165785
>>729165791
stfu there is already dubs

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>729165878
I'm up to my dick in bitches right now, he'll have to wait.

>>729165878

You're a terrible son. Now go pick your brother up and bring him to get some fucking ice cream.

>>729165878
Do the line from Tooken by Lime Nelson. You know the "I'm not sure who you are but I have some skills" bit.

>>729165878
I need to stay in my boyfriend and honestly my dick takes priority here

>>729164733
김정은은 19 시간 만에 미국 선박에 로켓을 보냈다.

>>729165878
Fucking kek

>>729166045

Re-roll

>>729166134
This.

>>729166155
Checked

>>729166155
noice

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thread is fake and bait

>>729166666

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Take him to McDonalds on the way home and get him anything he wants.

Mom, can't go because I'm a sex offender because I was caught with 14gb of cp on my computer

ok imma leave now sorry

Tell her this
"AAAAAAAAAASDOIFJASOIGVNPSDIV"

>>729166426
re roll

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>>729166477
Dick pic now. + "Are you gonna pay me afterwards?"

Okay, but you owe me a blowjob.

>>729166295
rolling for this

>>729166477
Send tits and consider it done...

Sorry mommy. Just messin around. I gotta stop listening to this hedonistic rap music. Is it ok if i take him for some ice cream after?

car won't start

>>729166805
Rebroll

>>729166477
tits or gtfo

>>729166477
topkek

But ive been drinking, i cant pick him up or id endanger us mommy mama

>>729164733
my mom caught me fucking my dog again.

>>729166805
roll

>>729166805
rolling for this

Get some tendies and we'll talk bitch ass

>>729166944
She is his mom gay retard

>>729166944
lulz dis but replace mom with friends name

come on james dont be a fucko

its your mum

ask for nudes and then you will?

KAPPA 123

>>729166944
winrar
replace mom with male friend name

sorry mom, can't do it. got arrested for public indecency at an elementary school. can you and dad help me get a lawyer? I'll explain later

>>729166805
roll

Should i bring dads gun? I want us to be safe. I refuse to go without it

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lmao shes pissed

>>729167185
Say this OP

>>729166805
this

"Spank me, I'm your dirty boy."

>>729166477
Mom I have an idea that will keep both of us happy and get me to pick my brother up...

>>729166672
Your mouth on my dong and consider it done.

>>729167311
Oh shit perfect after that

>>729167305
so fake

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>>729167333
trips get
winrar

>>729167305
wow man you never gettin nudes now

>>729164733
Just pick him up you faggot

after all of this to get yourself out of trouble OP just tell them your friend stole your phone and you never saw the messages. problem solved.

>>729167305
uh oh

>>729164733
Tell her she should've aborted if she couldn't take care of him

nudez or i'll drop him off at the nearest planned parenthood.

op here, she stopped responding and her phones off lol. im dead

>>729167575
7575 dubbs???

Gas the kikes Lynch the niggers Racewar NOW

>>729167694
Pick the nigger up take him to a strip club or something.

>>729167694
do what I said OP, friend took your phone.

>>729167825
but i dont have any friends

"I'm gonna send that little nigger to the petting zoo"

>>729167560
^

>>729167488
WINRAR

>>729167305
Fake and gay.
Abandon thread.

Can I see your butthole? My dick is still flaccid from infancy.

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>>729167863

>>729167560
This

>>729167863
that sounds like a you problem


say you lost it and someone must have found it and did that

when i enter a thread that should of died half an hour ago and see a heard of wild normies attempting to be funny and original.
he did what dubs demanded now fuck off

>>729168344
haha, op send this

op here im playing counterstrike and she isnt talking to me lol she whipped a boot at my head tho

>>729165063
This.
Family comes first, always.
You're a piece of shit if you don't do favours for your family that involve little to no effort.

>>729169833
Reddit normie detected, get the fuck outta here

>>729164733
Is this girl too young to sign up to this dating site? http://www.swingeer.com

>>729164733
Fuck you, just pick your brother up you piece of shit