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Alone in my girlfriends parents house. Dubs decide

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Alone in my girlfriends parents house. Dubs decide
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Take a shit and don't flush
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>>729144609

Shit in their bed. Dance in the shit until your girlfriend or her parents get back. Scream and flail your arms as you dance on the shit.
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>>729144677
winner
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>>729144677
Rarwin
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steal their potatoes
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>>729144677
a winnar is you
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>>729144677
o shi
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>>729144677
Would do but havent got a shit ready yet
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Panty raid mom , post pics
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Cum in mom's undie drawer
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>>729144609
Piss in the ice cube trays and freeze it
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You should be a fag and not deliver
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>>729144853
this
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>>729144853
Rolling for this
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>>729144853
this
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>>729145048
roll
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>>729144609
Leave a note in the dad's sock drawer that says:

"Look man, I'm so sorry to tell you this but I've been sleeping with [her mom's name]. I thought she was single for almost a year but she brought me here and I realized she has a family. There's nothing I can do to make this up to you, but I swear I didn't know.

Please don't tell her I told you. If you get a divorce I still want to try to pursue a relationship. But this feels wrong now that I know she's married."
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>>729144853
Dis
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Piss in a bottle of water, coke whatever is nearby, at least she must drink it with you.
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Clog the toilet with a towel and flush till it overflows.
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>>729145953
reroll
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suicide
or kill her pet
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rape your gf with a knife
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>>729144677
Fucking do it, OP
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>>729144609
piss below her pillow
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take shit in a bowl and cum on it
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>>729146746
rolling for this
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Watch TV
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Pour every single beverage and liquid in the house and garage onto their couch.

Post pics
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Piss in their milk. Put it back in the fridge.
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>>729144609
Take your clothes off in front of her parents and start jacking off.
From their, they decide what happens to you
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Undo all the S bends of every sink in the house and hide them in the freezer
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>>729147433
No fucking clue how to do that
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>>729147360
Reroll
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>>729147360
Rerolling again
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Move all the furnitures
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>>729147360
Third times the charm?
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>>729147360
Damn give me dubs damnit
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cum on moms pillow
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Pull her moms panties out and cum all over them. Put them back after.
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>>729147360
I WILL NOT GIVE UP THIS EASILY
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kys
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tribute the family photos w cock and cum
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>>729147360
...
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>>729147360
reroll
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>>729147360
Cmon...
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cum on dads pillow
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>>729147360
If it doesnt get it this time i give up
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Smoke a blunt in the house
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>>729147512
They just screw off. No tools needed.
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>>729147839
Damnit
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Eat ass
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Surely you raid the mother's underwear drawer and post pics.

Wank in her silkies.
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Jizz on her couch
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Go through parents room, dumbass.
Post evidence, delivar damn it.
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>>729147844
20 bucks on OP saying he doesnt have a blunt

fag never delivers
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>>729147917
Rerolll
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Fuck her against the window with the curtains open so all their neighbors can see you
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>>729148002
Rollin'
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>>729147844
>winrar
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>>729147954
yeah probably so

>OP do you ?
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>>729147360
I CHANGED MY MIND ILL TRY ONE MORE TIME
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>>729148002
Reroll
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>>729148002
They see me rollin'
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>>729148002
One more roll
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This one yeah?
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>>729144609
Write your name using your own shit on her parent's bedroom wall.
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>>729148047
Damn that was pointless.
You'd think like 9 attempts would get dubs at some point
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>>729148144
Like i said, currently outta shit
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>>729148002
They rerollin'
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>>729148144
XD
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>>729148144
Didnt he already mention he has no shit built up right now?
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>>729148122
What are you even asking him?
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>>729148144
Winrar
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>>729144853
Roll
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>>729148002
Roll again
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Do you guys recon they'd put security cameras in their bedroom? If not, ill go explore
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>>729148002
...
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>>729147360
One more time
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>>729148122

That's it. Take every one you can find off. Hide it in the freezer. They won't notice until water starts pissing everywhere when they run the sink.
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Pee in the kitchen sink or leave porn up on there computers
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>>729147360
One... more time
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>>729148002
....
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Skim through all Image ans Video files on the pc
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>>729147360
ONE MORE TIME DAMNIT
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>>729147360
Aaaaaa!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>729144609
Cover their flatscreen tv with your semen, and leave it there to dry.
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>>729148311
No excuses. Do it.
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>>729147360
Ive literally tried like, 10 times or so, cmon gimme dubs
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>>729147360
Last time, for now anyway
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>>729145485
Rolling for this, maximum damage.
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>>729148531
Stop trying, it's not like he'd do it even if you got them.
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>>729147846
That's called a P trap. How appropriate for this board with its obsession with traps.
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>>729145485

That's brutal.

Rolling.
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>>729148592
True
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Put there toothbrushes in the toilet then put the back in the holder
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>>729144609
>>729148711
Finally, a winrar that OP can't come up with an excuse to avoid!!

>inb4 no pen
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>>729148711
There you go, OP. Something simple and anonymous enough.
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>>729147846
roll
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>>729148711
That's a winner!
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>>729148809
Hang on let me write it out
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>>729148948
pic with timestamp
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>>729148792
Roll
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>>729148711
Winraaaar motherfucker
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>>729149056
or do them all.
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>>729148511
OP, you have things to do. OFC we need pics with time stamps.
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>>729147739
Rolling for this
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>>729148792
I'll roll this shit.
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Op are you kill
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Op won't deliver it.
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Any time now, OP
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bump
?
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OP is faggot?
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OP you better do it
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>>729147360
get
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