ITT: Childhood faps mom caught me fapping to pic related. ever

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>>729137107

Rose McGowan before she got old made 13/14 y.o me lose my shit.

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Some store had a bunch of fake "Backstage Pass" novelty items for various musicians, just laminated pictures with some official sounding text plastered on them and clips to put onto clothing, overpriced, and I bought a Spice Girls one with this image with some little bit of money my parents had given me while on vacation, and it was my primary fapping material for a couple of years.

>>729137278
yeah, I fapped to her in scream. I always get a hard dick when I saw the pokey nipples in that thick sweater.

Also watch a few episodes Charmed because of her.

>>729137107
Xena has the best faps

Pretty much all girls from Buffy, but especially Eliza Dushku as Faith and Charisma Carpenter as Cordelia. Sarah Michelle Gellar was a close third

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As a child of the 80's, this was my first fap material.

Friday night on Skinemax!

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>>729138272
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Alyssa Milano hands down.

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>>729138351
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>>729138401

Being from a strong Christian family, while I myself am atheist, had posters of Jesus in my room. Need I say more.

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>>729138401
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Felt kind of bad that she was jailbait. Then she was not.

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>>729138565
6

>>729137832
Fuck

I'm an old codger and I fapped to her when I was 30.

She was perfect

>>729138591
So much this

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>>729138844
7

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8

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>>729138980
8

>>729137107
I fapped to bugs bunny pretending to be a girl bunny

>>729139086
That's all I can think of at the moment.

This has been fun, thanks OP.

>>729137107
I fapped to all the Hercules/ xena episides. They had hot sluts running around in nothing every episode

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>>729139086
9

>>729139187
kys

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>>729137107
Between her and Rhonda Shear, USA had me up all night.

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Even as a kid, I was primarily interested in Asian women.

>>729139397
i see what you did there

>>729139397
mah nigga

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>>729139652
lel

>>729139261
She was hot as fuck in the crow

>>729137832
What movie?

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Agreed! My first lust and probably why I always went for trashy blondes all my life

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>>729139789
She was too good for this world.

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>>729138351

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>>729139583
Fuck yeah! This Sindel bitch also stared in one episode Xena. She was there hot af as well.

Also pic related.

>>729139713
I member her being fat, then slim and then fat again.

Also member "Go Ricki, Go Ricki, Go Ricki", niggers and many fat people. No faps though.

>>729137107
that girl weirded me out. I could tell if she was 12 or 20. Plus she was fucking obnoxious.

>>729137832
very very much this

>>729137832

She and Jennifer Love Hewitt were the two chick I wanted to see naked but I knew would never happen. Lacey looks like she's fucked her face up with plastic surgery now, though

>>729137965
Yes, same here

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Too bad she's so unsexy in TBBT

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this nice shitty movie

>>729139523
w-what did he do there?

Dominique Swain from face/off. She has this hottest little screen in her panties that's burned into my brain

Strangely, despite seeing lots of tantalizing things on TV despite my parents' efforts, I masturbated pretty much exclusively to my own imagination for the first few years I fapped.

But then I can create mental images of anything I want to so I guess that's not surprising.

>>729140374
Yeah, she and Sabrina the Teenage Witch are my kind of grill!

>>729140426
Up All Night was a thing...

>>729140117
I dont know what is is about insane bitches but...

>>729140117
She's so fucking hot. Had a top less sex scene in some movie too

>>729140465
Agreed.

Melissa Joan Heart really got my pee pee tingling back in the days. God I miss those times.

>>729138505
then his attempted comeback after he got out of jail fucking chicks with a fake dick

kinda depressing

>>729140878
True dat!

"Killl... meee..."
*unzip*

>>729139397

I remember wanting to see Rhonda Shear's tits so badly when I was a kid.

You couldn't do that on TV now without some asshole SJW saying she's "promoting bimbo culture" or some similar dumb shit.

>>729140805
I don't understand why he was convicted in the first place. Everything was consensual?

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>>729137107
I can't even watch family Guy now as a grown ass man because I'll get a raging boner if Joe's wife starts talking .

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old anon reporting in

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>>729137107
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>>729140117

I even blew gallons of spunk to Xena's mom. I regret nothing!

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>>729137107
Never really fapped to her but as a young kid I always felt like I wanted to do stuff to her. I just didn't know what.

>>729137515
God those cunts were so annoying.

>>729138742
prime milano is elite-tier

>>729137832
oh to be a 15 year old kid watching this movie again...

>>729138538
You need to watch that episode in HD on netflix or blu-ray.

>>729139269
Applegate was the hottest girl on the planet back then

>>729138591
this

>>729141295
mAh nigga

>>729141369
most annoying voice ever

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>>729137107

>>729141295
I kinda did as a kid. When I found cartoon porn on free6 dot com back in like 1997 I would fap furiously to her being doubled by Chip and Dale

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>>729138401
Rom was one lucky dude.

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>>729140465
>>729140718

StTW was a big cum fest. Not only MJH but also Libby and the Aunts made magically my jizz go on the floor.

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>>729140640
Fuck yes !!!
>>729141136
I fapped to this show so much , I learned how to play poker

>>729140718
Clarissa explains it all?

>>729141502
Holy shit that's 20 years ago.

Fuck. me. :´(

>>729140138
Mah negro

I had the Internet as a kid, so everything

>>729141541
I fapped to the aunts more than Sabrina.The other aunt has nudes

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>>729138936

>I fapped to her when I was 30

>>729141541
Hah, yes. If you didn't have a milf-fetish before you sure grew one.

>>729141565
Yeah, same girl as Sabrina.

>>729138591
I married a blonde version of this. The only surgery she ever had with a breast reduction.

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>>729141623
>>729141775
Oh Shit!!

Never knew, thanks anons

>>729141623
>I fapped to the aunts more than Sabrina
Caroline Rhea was practially walking with her tits out in every second episode. I don't fucking care into what whale she morphed. She was fucking hot back then.

>The other aunt has nudes
I've heard the other one, Beth Broderick or something like that, also had a role in a hardcore porn (non nude though). Never found it.

>>729141295
Same here. Before I even got boners, I was strangely attracted to her

>>729139810
Lost in Space I think, with Joey Tribbiani

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This nigga! This!

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Whenever my parents were out/asleep, I would jerk off to this scene and the changing room scene.

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Hung on the back of my bedroom door for years. *SIGH*

>>729141542
h-how did i not know this existed...

Alex Mac all the way. Still got a massive thing for her

>>729140374
Fuck yes!

>>729141542
>>729142088
The video is better. Very energetic sex scene

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>>729139269
o rly?

>>729140288

Dude, you were supposed to fap to six.

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Fapwise best Xena episode

>>729141542
>>729142088
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1299123456

just looked it up. She has nicer tits than i expected.

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>>729137107

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>>729139397
MFW, me and Cass were fuck buddies in the 90's.

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Dont forget dis ho

>>729139652
Cinemax/HBO/Showtime. The weirdest faps ever.

>>729141956
>pretending to be black
Cringe.

>>729142377
ohhhh shitt

Topanga. Mmmm mmmm mmm. What I wouldn't give to bust a nut down her throat.

Anyone else tried to fap to analogue encrypted cable?

>>729139652
i heard if you stay up another hour it decodes

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>>729142377
Her maxim shoot was good
>>729142628
Can confirm

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Fapped to at 30

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>>729137107

When I fuck my wife, I think about this woman.

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Even though she was the antagonist, I used to fantasize about catching her and fucking her brains out and some how turning her good so she would be my waifu. Used to fap to her for a good couple years as a kid

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Unfortunately, she grew up.

>>729142595
Where's the other olsen twin?

>>729139652
What the fuck am I looking at? Cuck porn?

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How she should have looked.

>>729140805
Never should have been arrested... Cuck feds at the time.

>>729142954
Shut the fuck up, kid. Continuously regurgitating the played-out cuck meme just outs you as a newfag.

>>729142986
>Not choosing to fap to Pretty Baby and the Gary Gross nudes.

>>729139652
FUCKING RELATABLE

>>729142460
>pretending to be straight.

>>729143028
It looks like a fucking dindu raping a woman. What else should I assume?

>>729143083
>pretending your comebacks are witty

>>729143104
>more stale meme regurgitation
Cringe.

>>729143137
>pretending I give a shit. Nigga

>>729137832
my nigga

>>729143208
>pretending you don't give a shit when you keep responding

>>729143104
Can you only communicate in tired memes?

>>729143062

At that time, I wasn't old enough to fap to those... But I was primed for The HBO/Cinemax showing of "Blue Lagoon."

>>729141284

UT 2k4? Asia Carrera made a load of skins for that game. Fappage was had.

>>729143265
>pretending you don't give a shit when you keep responding

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Tina Majorino from Waterworld. That scene where the nuts dude was gonna rape her made me diamonds.

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pic related

>>729137107
>ever since I had to pretend I didn't watch it anymore.
lel

>>729142767
Diz was the patrician choice, Rico was a fucking idiot

>>729143509
>pretending I ever implied I don't give a shit
You lost, dunce. No wonder you didn't get into a good school.

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1994

>>729143630

I was 6 when this fucking movie came out. But boy I wanted her ass even then.

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Hnng

>>729143097
my nigger

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>>729140138

>>729141502
I was literally not born then. You are old, anon.

>>729144052
"people" born after 1990 should be gassed

>>729144177
Try it, old man.

>>729144177
agreed

>>729140288
mein nigger

>>729144220
Give me your address in a timestamped pic of your face, young man. Let's see how tough you are irl, kiddo.

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>>729142928
Yep, always had fantasies of her sitting on my face in those white tights of hers.

She got me in to bitchy girls as a kid.

>>729137832
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>>729141295
All of these, and add Jewel Staite(Kaylee from Firefly)in Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Danica McKellar as Winnie Cooper on Wonder Years, and Minerva Mink on Animaniacs.

My childhood boners in a nutshell.

>>729143559
Yep, she's still hot as hell.

>>729143623
>pretending I ever implied you implied anything.
You are the one who is the dunce

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>>729144693
>the dunce resorts to parroting after he already lost

>>729144177
Agreed.

>>729144732
Okay, this is offtopic, but where the hell is this gif from?

>>729144796
You're a parrot!

>>729144909
Jeremiah Johnson (1972)

>>729144986
>Jeremiah Johnson
THANKS!

>>729138591
Born in 87 this was the first thing to give me an erection. Took off my pants and walked around the house. Dad got mad at me. Didn't understand why. Pretty sure this contributed to my fixation with Hentai

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>she will never be your mommy and give you rough oily tuggies while tucking you into bed at night

>>729145200
It's actually a pretty decent movie.

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>>729145261
What a great fucking show.

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>>729137107

>>729145365
would jack off after lunch under my blanket in the living room

>>729145365
This bitch.... leg and pantyhose fetish from one damn show.

>>729143595
Wtf are you talking ? He nailed Diz and then fucked Carmen. Rico was alpha. You're a damn cuck.

ROUGHNECKS!
RICO'S ROUGHNECKS!!!
Hoooaaahhh!

>>729144177
amendment: "people" born after 1980 should be gassed.

>>729145535
>alpha
>cuck
>doesn't know how question marks work
Cringe.

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>>729143875
You picked the wrong Avenger.

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I swear to god I took pictures of all of these with the camera in game. MGS2 had these posters in some of the lockers and I used to search every single one of them on a secret jack off mission for hours. My 3 incher was rock hard and I used to cum in like 10 seconds. Great times. Xbox was the greatest.

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>>729142199
this bitch. hnnnnnng

>>729144415
come watch stuff with us on stream anon. We can watch that ep of AYAotD.

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>>729145758
Do you have any of her with penis out?

>>729145682
Did summer start early this year?

>>729139652
Ahahaha! Fuck I was a horny little kid

>>729141649
I'm 51, and I'm going to masturbate to her now, just to spite you.

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>>729141136
I really think she's sexy but all the women I have been with including my wife can't stand her.

I know they are jealous as fuck.

>>729145778
Kek

>>729145945
>he's so new and stupid he doesn't realize it has been permanent summer since 2010
You need to be lurking, not posting.

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>>729144415
>>729145843
forgot pic

>>729145946
>Ahahaha!
What a spaz.

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>>729145261
W O R D

>>729146016
It is illegal by the rules of 4chan to be here if you're 12. You should be going to school.

>>729141555
Yes!!! Never could figure out what the fuck Al was thinking turning her down all the time

>>729146091
Keine Juden!

>>729146144
>You need to be lurking, not posting.

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>>729145924
>Bond girl
>trap

I forget most of you kids have never seen a naked woman. That's called a pubic mound. If you think Pussy Galore is a dude, you should probably avoid trying to get some until you're more familiar with female anatomy.

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>>729146227

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>>729146476
ok, but do you have the one with at least her balls showing?

>>729146668
>You need to be lurking, not posting.

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>>729137107
Chamber scene from 5th element

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>>729146706
faggot

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>>729146476
>pubic mound
She seems to have QUITE the "mound" sir....there's a video of "her" helicoptering Sean Connery. He slapped "her" and started a controversy.

>>729146794
>You need to be lurking, not posting.
Everyone can tell because you haven't grown out of reaction images, image macros, or acting like someone's adolescent little brother for the attention you were incapable of earning in real life.

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>>729146706
I hope your mother gets raped by niggers

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Here's one I am ashamed I fapped to just to say I did it.

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>>729137107

dunno, I aint even a gay

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>>729146902
Are you going to cry?

>>729146875
Pretend for a moment that there are people here old enough to remember Blackman and others of her time. Then look at your shitpost and be ashamed.

>>729146913
>ashamed
If you're ashamed of fapping to her, you're a queer.

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>>729146913
It's time to stop

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Saw a clip of this video and couldn't understand why I like it so much.

I remember lying in bed that night and pressing my dick into the mattress and getting tingles all over while thinking about it.

My first real sexual awakening beyond innocent crushes.

>>729146972
>You need to be lurking, not posting.
>Everyone can tell because you haven't grown out of reaction images, image macros, or acting like someone's adolescent little brother for the attention you were incapable of earning in real life.

>>729137107
>I had to pretend I didn't watch it anymore.

Why?

>>729146981
meh. im probably older than you

>>729146714
>>729146826
Milla is sex.

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>>729140138

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This sexy motherfuckin milf/fitness star. Used to pretend she had a 13 year old black boyfriend who dominated her when her husband was gone.

Like she'd be doing one of her yoga workouts and he would come in and fuck her ten ways to Sunday on her yoga mat.

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>>729142261
Six from Blossom

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>>729144936
NOW KISS

>>729146967
That was a good show...no homo

>>729146826
multipass

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>>729147130

>>729147137
Cool thumbnail, retard.

>>729147266
Is that what single mommy taught you would happen when she raised you like a girl?

>>729147290

Not a thumbnail, dumbfuck. Just a small pic.

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>>729147404
Less than 25x250 is a thumbnail, retard. Don't bother posting on my site again.

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Back to the Future kinda fucked me up sexually.

I was old enough to get a baby boner at the pretty girl and genuinely couldn't understand why Marty didn't want to kiss such a beautiful creature.

Later, when I became old enough to fap, I'd pause on this shit and fap to her.

Today have BAD momcest fetish.

>>729147177
Forgot about her.
Wondered at the time why she was always the one having a shit life.

Didn't realise until now that it was because only the chosen people can be successful.

>>729147444
DUDE LOL SOOO RANDOM LMAO XDXDXD

>>729147288
My secretly favorite James Bond film

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>>729147177

She had a safe, obtainable beauty about her. Kinda like a girl you could actually meet and date.

Plus she looked amazingly beautiful next to that hook-nosed kike in the stupid hats.

>>729145969
She's awesome.
I replayed her whore kiss courtroom scene in liar liar a dozen times.

"So!" ;))

I forget what else, bride of chucky and some other stuff. Sex soup.

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>>729147472

>being this upset

>>729137965
Emmanuelle 2000

>>729147708
Um... FUCKING BOUND.

SHE'S A GODDAMN LESBIAN SEXPOT IN THAT MOVIE

>>729145778
>the poster was a 53 year old bank teller at the time of these events.

>>729147747
>skipping a line between the reply link and the body of your message
Protip: This outs you as cancer.

Anyone know a site with scans of the old Avon catalogues?

There was this brunette in there I'd fap to for hours and I'd love a nostalgia fap about now.

I'd have to wait until my mom threw out her catalogue, then I'd sneak them back and fap to the lingerie section.

>>729147830

>being this upset

>>729143559
Thought I was the only one.

45 minutes with the little one.
Wasn't rape, was a trade.

>>729147905
>You need to be lurking, not posting.

>>729138401
DABOOOOOOOOOO

>>729147933

>being this upset

>>729142595
haha
That's going too far.

>>729148024
>having to pretend you have the ability to emotionally affect others online because you're incapable of it irl

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>>729143630
Sauce?

>>729148196
"people" who don't know how to reverse image search don't belong on this site

https://www.xvideos.com/video5871769/kelly_lebrock_nude_-_the_woman_in_red_1984_

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>>729148096
girls! girls! you're both pretty, now relax.

>>729147477
same here

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>>729137107
No one has mentioned Winnie from the Wonder Years.

Jew programming is highly effective, the series seemed almost as important as my own life at the time.
Children shouldn't be exposed to tel-avivsion.

>>729148393
Is that what single mommy taught you would happen when she raised you like a girl?

>>729148196

https://www.youtube.com/embed/TfyUmdTtKYw?autoplay=1

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>>729137107
Many late night faps watching this on my 9-inch crt

>>729145215
This isn't a ylyl thread anon

>>729148446
>No one has mentioned Winnie from the Wonder Years.
You just suck at reading threads.

>>729147797
That one too.
But it was a shit film.

>>729148518
Ah, a complete faggot posted 30 in a block of text, rather than singling out the best one - probably so he can lay claim to it later in the thread and walk away from the computer for a moment with a smug look on his face, just before he changes his rather full nappy and puts on a fresh one.

Winner again!

>>729148683
>ctrl+f is hard
It's not your fault you're an idiot, your parents were just too poor to prevent it.

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HI. I am the oldest man in the world!

>>729148683
Yikes.

>>729148767
So you admit it was you. Sitting back, waiting for someone else to post it.
Arms stirring your rolls of abdominal fat, gliding over the greasy surface, making wet - slopping sounds as you strain out another lump into your already distended nappy.

Watch out, the thread police are here. Guarding against all crimes against the order of fedora, 24/h a day.

>>729148983
>So you admit it was you
Nothing in my post implied that, moron.

p.s. You write like a queer

>>729148837
Lol, newfag, some1 already posted this one u fucking newfag omg lol go back to tumblr idieot.

>>729145778
This was mines aswell

>>729149071
Wonder woman != Wonder Girl

>>729149064
That you wrote the post at all proves it.
Disgusting.
Have a shower and scrub your netheregions with the toilet brush. You can at least poke out a few encrusted chunks, even if the stains don't leave.

>>729149159
The amount of loneliness your continued replies convey is staggering.

>>729149148
It was her secret identity you hipster retro macfag.

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>>729147687
na m8, it's all about that Mariam D'abo or whatever.
Maryam d'Abo, close.

>>729147765
Also, yes, this.

>>729141649
Oh lighten up Francis.

She's an actress, not a real person.

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>>729149248
Even biggerer

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>>729149235
orly?

>>729149231
Yet you are the one who sought me out. Desperate for attention.
Try craigslist next time, kike.

>>729149235
You're wrong.
Also, calm down kid.

>>729149296
Boobage aside, TV really sucked ass back then.

>>729149296
There was an episode where superman and Clark Kent were in the same room.
It is a trick to throw the villains off when they come too close.

>>729149313
>kid
The sentence-ender that every 15 year old thinks sounds cool.
Bet you were in the marines for 45 years too. Pathetic.

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>>729142199
Her character's name was Ka-POW-sky...like we needed a clue that she was hot.

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>>729142199
Oh, so delicious.

>>729149479
No, seriously, calm down kid.

>>729149378
Yes, it is much better now television is fully diversified and poltically correct.
Watching homosexual men bring up their tranny child while niggers are surrounded by blondes is fantastic.
The new films are great too! Starwars has never looked so rich and full of colour!

>>729149479
>basically says "no u"
>is proud of himself for doing so

>>729149390
Actually you might be right. I wasn't old enough to follow the plot. I just remember having a chubby for Debra Winger.

>>729147690
Oh yes yes yes

>>729149620
I guess nobody told you the alt right meme is over, eh?

>>729149527
Post your driver's license.
Or do I have to wait 10 years.

>>729149721
Oh well, suit yourself.
It's your ulcer.

>>729146714
mmmmm multipaassss

>>729149656
Debra winger wasn't ever in the series.
The 'clone' was actually played by Oprah Winfrey, but in those days it wasn't acceptable to have a black face on tv, so they painted her with toxic silver paint that showed up as skin coloured on camera.
The silver paint has left Oprah with permanent asthma.

>>729149656
No - you were right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYw9NmNHv2w

>>729149773
Nice try, kid.

>>729143464
UT99

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>>729146993
Yes.

This is the most unfappable movie to fap to.
Not that Jane didn't look hot in her prime.
The movie is so bad it makes the plots in 70's pornos seem like Gone With The Wind.

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First ever real crush, probably explains why I like long dark hair on women so much these days. Unnnngghh Jet.