Is there anyway to trick my girlfriend into anal sex? I don't

>>729136193
dont ask her.. just do it. she will love it. trust me. im a random guy from the internet

>>729136193
Start by just putting a finger in while youre eating her out, ideally right when she's cumming. They'll let you do anything then.

Once she's used to that idea, stick a finger or two in while fucking. Use lots of lube at first.

Soon, she'll be cool with ass fucking, then after that, she'll be asking for it.

>>729136193
Just have normal sex, then "accidentally" slip into the ass

Also you're gay for wanting to fuck an ass

>>729136193
You save that shit for a birthday or something. That's how you get your foot in the door, so to speak.

What film is your caption from ?

>>729136193

Just get her horny enough and she'd try anything

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>>729136754
I actually tried this, the moment I go anywhere near her butthole she flips out

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>>729136754
This. Warm her up with a finger or your thumb.

Don't do what some other retard said and just shove your dick into her fart box.

>>729136920
Booze, then. Lots of booze.

>>729136193
Clearly you aren't attractive enough to her. Get back in the gym, learn to flirt with random girls, do this in front of your gf so she sees how easy it for you to get anyone

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>>729136792
Wow actually good advice on /b/

>>729136868
Just search for Beretta James and james deen

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>>729136920
Just hold her down then.

Play with her asshole during doggystyle, rub it lightly with your finger but don't stick it in.

Then when she's used to that, next time wet your finger with saliva and slowly put it in her ass. Then when she's used to that, get her horny and tell her how badly you want to fuck her ass. Use a lot of lube and go really slowly, it will be extremely tight the first time. After a few times it gets a bit looser and feels better.

If she says no then she probably just isn't into anal, bad luck dude.

Simple

Eat. That. Ass.

Once she's used to a good tongue punch in her fart box, she'll be more willing to try fingers, then dicks.

If you fuck your girlfriend, she'll enjoy because of her prostate

>>729136193
OP is your "girlfriend" 12?

>>729137453
Shes 27

Normally older women tend to be less open to new things

>>729136193
Nigger, if you surprise your girlfriend with anal, she will absolutely break up with you. If she doesn't have her asshole perfectly relaxed, it will hurt like hell for a dick to suddenly go in there

>>729137817
wrong. chicks in their 30s get dirty as fuck, too bad their bodies are usually ruined by that point

Anal rape is the way forward anon all girls love to be raped now and again, the key is lube make sure you've got plenty of lube handy
>during the act of raping a female
> slap plenty of lube up her back door
> slip your best friend in slowly
> she'll pretend it's hurting by crying
> She'll also pretend she doesn't like it
> It's all an act every last one of them loves being raped
>every last one of them loves to be
filled with protein
>knowing they won't get pregnant turns them on
> after committing the anal rape leave her your number
> she'll be in touch within 2 or 3 days at most
> wanting her back doors smashed in by you
Trust me I'm an veteran of at least 487 anal rapes on females ranging from 16 to 76. Do prefer under 50 yr old ass to be honest but I'm just serving the local community

here's my experience

>be fucking gf from behind
>accidentally pull dick too far out before thrusting
>when i thrust into her it feels different
>"wrong hole" she tells me in a voice that doesn't sound pained
>keep pushing it into her asshole
>she doesn't say anything back, just rolls with it
>fuck her ass and now she's cool with it

just use lube. all i can say.

>>729136193
>>729136920
Sauce??

>>729138159
Don't forget to call the police after anal raping a woman though. You've got to explain to them what you've done, so that they don't mistake you for a creep and arrest you on a misunderstanding. Sometimes women can be irrational and report the rape right afterwards.

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>>729136193
sauce?

>>729136193
Your basic desire for this is rooted in a derivation of pleasure in causing her pain. You're a fuckin douchenozzle.

>>729138032
Yong girl, around 18, are só easily to manipulate.

You can literaly do anything to them and they wont say no

>>729138610
You don't have to explain anything to the police, it's the police who teach all the young black African males how to treat a woman right. I told you I'm serving the community, in Angola we're expected to do that stuff from the age of 12. The only time you might get a complaint is if your dick isn't at least 8 inches when erect. Being an African male your classed as being deformed if you don't have a big fat dick to bust some ass wide open. It helps the girls to not suffer hemorrhoids. Little dicks don't help in that department

>>729138173
your gf probly had load of niggers pund her in the ass before you since she can take it just like that or you got a micro penis and fucking op go google you idiote there like guids on how to get a girl to do anal dont listen to what peeple say here ever ever ever

>>729137009
This. Booze and drugs. Lots of it...

>>729138883
No, I just want to stick my Dick inside a Butthole, however I have weird values from my upbringing that makes me see cheating as a bad thing or I would just fuck some other girl that was into anal

Also since I like my girlfriend so I dont want to break up with her, probably some wierd subconcious shit from my education

>>729136193
when youre fucking her doggy style, massage her butthole with your thumb and ease the tip of it in there. Might take a few times, but eventually shell let you fuck her in the ass.

Works from experience.

Get her into pain in general by fucking her until she's cum enough that she's a little out of it and then introducing light spanking. Work your way up from there. If pain stops being an issue then pain from anal shouldn't be one either.

>>729136193
> The trick is called chloroform

>>729136193
why are you so keen on getting your dick covered in shit?

>>729136193
your dick will smell like a burreto

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you need to do a lot of assplay for it not to be painful.

talk to her, tell her you dont want to hurt her but want to try it. Buy some rubber gloves, condoms and lube.
play with her clit alot and finger/eat her out with you start playing with her asshole and start with your pinky.
slow add fingers until your at the girth of your penis and then try sex.

if you assure you dont want to hurt her she'll be more likely to try it.

what i did it to try with my wife the first time and now she loves it.

good luck anon

>>729136193
2 in the pinky three in the stinky

Just pretend to be into bondage, ask if u can bang her while she's tied up with a gag in her mouth, fuck her in the ass and claim you didn't know it was the wrong hole. And if she says she was screaming, u say I thought u were screaming of joy the gag made it hard to tell.

>>729140231
>your dick will smell like a burreto

>>729136920
Crush up a Xanax in some vodka, when she dozes off, fuck her cornhole.

>>729137817
Bullshit. Total bullshit. I popped 4 back cherries in a week because abs

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>>729136720
trust him
he's the best
great guy
the others are a total mess

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>>729136193
Just fuck yourself with her dildo in front of her
that will convince her that its fine and pleasuring

>>729138173
how does it feel?

>>729140883
Story

>>729136193
Just get her super drunk and say she consented.

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>>729140257
She was very vocal about it, exactly because of this, she thinks it will hurt like hell

>>729141964
Salsa by the way please!!

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>>729141918
this was what I was thinking, when she gets drunk she is more open to stuff, obviously I don't want to rape her but I want her to be open to the idea

>>729141572
Chunky

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>>729136193
Would you want someone to stick a dick in your ass?

If she doesn't want to do it then don't do it you degenerate.

>>729136193
any pics?

>>729141964
yeah and you tell her youll take it slow and will stop if its ever too painful for her.
whats so hard about that?

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>>729142531
the fact that she is completly closed to the idea, not even try. Like I said before if I even rub my finger across her butthole she freaks out a little

My girlfriend loves anal but I'm not into it and can't even get it up knowing it's going in there. We have tried and as soon as I lube up and start putting it in, I go limp. She's frustrated. I guess she did it often with an old boyfriend. Other than that, everything else is fine.

>>729142497

Its a good feeling actually,once you get passed the idea of it being nasty.

Force her.
You're the man.

>>729136920
You're not doing it right then bud.

>>729142821
eat her ass. EOT.

>>729136901
This is actually the answer to most, if not all, "how do I get my gf into" questions.

>>729140257
This isn't really all that inaccurate I guess, I would content that it actually doesn't take too much play before you're loose enough to take a good cock, especially if you're using a LOT of lube.

Good starters would be fingers, small bullet vibrator and lots of communication

>>729136193

tell her your ex let you do it and it was great

wouldn't recommend this, but...

>have an affair
>got caught
>talk about it with wife
>part of reconciliation process is to be open and honest
>she asks what we did
>tell her fucked, oral and anal
>month later she's fucked something up on her computer
>looking at it and look at her search history
>"blow jobs" and "anal sex"
>think nothing of it
>one night we're having sex and she says "I want you to fuck me in the ass"
>had tried once before years and years ago and it was disastrous
>Lube her up
>continue foreplay while slipping one, then two, then three fingers in her ass
>mount her while she lays on her stomach
>slide in easily
>she's OK
>start fucking her
>she's just moaning underneath me
>cum in her ass
>lay in bed after
>"anon, that was the most erotic thing I've ever done"
>now anal is probably 75% of what we do

point is if it's done right and she wants to try, it will work (assuming your cock isn't the size of a baseball bat)

>>729136193
Don't be a retard; it is overrated - you will end up with shit all over your dick. If the girl does not want, its not worth it!

>>729142821
Try your tongue. Rimjob that bitch.

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>>729143443
one time when she was on her period I actually said that, I could eat her ass, she was not up for the idea, but didnt dismissed it completly maybe I need to bring up again

>>729142231
Get her so drunk she can't stand up or form words. Then Shes open to anything.

>>729142231

Booze is also good because it helps relax the muscles. When my girl is drunk she needs almost no prep for a good assfuck.

As long as she's not too drunk to remember it. Then they tend to get creeped out and feel taken advantage of if they are too drunk to remember giving the go-ahead on butt stuff.

>>729136193
The pain thing, while true, is just an excuse. She doesn't want to get shit on you because that would be embarrassing .

>>729142231
Its fun when they complain about their rectun hurting for days after.

>>729144249
This is key, it will make her feel more comfortable with her ass. And sometimes whike fucking shell forget you ate her ass and kiss you, then shell make a certain facial expression upon tasting her own ass and you will cum buckets my friend.

>>729137817
That's not true. I'm 26 female and I love anal and blowjobs. We do exist.

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>>729144797
you know the drill

>>729136193

>>729136754
This, but I did it when I was fucking her and she was cumming. I ended up putting 2 fingers in and stretching her and she loved it.

She was kinda interested, but also uncomfortable. It felt good, but she was straining so much, so it was awkward. I never got her to feel comfortable with it.

Always wear a condom, or have a wash cloth, because you will probably get shit on your dick. Tho pushing it feels weirdly hot.

I would also suggest switching between eating her ass when you're already down there.

cheating is your only option, or get a new gf..trust me

Get her drunk and ask her. Worked for me. I asked about anal when we were sober, and she said " OK, fuck my ass then" when she got drunk one time.

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loli noncon>>>

Get some poppers

>>729136193
Stupid just prep her and it won't hurt in fact do it long enough it'll feel good. Start with small things fingers small toys then work up and use lub

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>>729145065
Next

You fucking idiots know that fags used poppers for like 40 years to make anal amazing theres nothing like turning out an 18 year old with sex drugs. Yall are some sex noobs holy fuck

>>729136193
drop her and get a dude if you want poop on your dick so bad

"might" it hurt for her to shove something up your ass? what's the difference. Answer: your ass has a prostate that can be stimulated and hers does not.

Get her trunk

>>729145968
nice nips

>>729136754
I've done this with an old gf that originally didn't want anything to do with her ass but she loved me eating her out. a few times moving closer with my fingers and soon she loved having a finger pressing in there, especially when she came. Her juice and my saliva got that balloon knot all slick.

>>729146123
>Her juice
pussy juice or asshole sweat?

>>729145968
Where do you live? I'd like to drop by and dump a load on those lovely tits.

>>729145968

nice tits

My gf is also totally obsessed with blowjobs but not anal. However, being the good sport she is, she's psyching herself up for it and is going to let me do it to her for the first time in years.

>>729146089
So because women don't have a prostate they're incapable of enjoying anal... bahaha. ok.

>>729146310
where did you read that? I'd say it's a safe bet that most humans don't want stuff shoved up their butt, but I'm sure there are still plenty who do.

>>729146195
I live in the state of WA.

>>729136193
I don't think you can just surprisingly stick your dick in her ass, even in porn butthole looks really tight, and i guess anal sex requires quite a bit of preparation and getting soft

>>729146262
>>729144797

Fuck you guys. I love my gf, but she isn't very fond of bjs or anal. I mean I get to do both, but they are rare. I just want her to love it too.

>>729146262
At least she's willing to try, you've got that going for ya. Just go real slow until it's stretched out real good then fuck the shit out of her literally.

>>729146383

Used to live out that way myself. Kelso/Longview area to be exact.

Though if I had to guess, I'd say you're probably closer to Seattle. Just a hunch

1. Find another gf, one that answers "Teach me" in a breathless voice when you mention anal

2. She fits your dick up her butt, you don't jam it in. So no pushing until she tells you, understand?

>>729146383
>I live in the state of WA
I used to live in Bremerton. So close and yet so far. I'll just have to fap and imagine I'm blowing a load on your chest.

>>729146469
You want her to love it because you love it, if you "love ur gf" you'd let her love what she loves without catering herself to your interests.

>>729146469
Brainwash with porn? Idk I kinda brainwashed myself that way watching too much porn. I love watching other girls do it so much that it turns me on and I want to do it. Ohh what I would give to watch my man get sucked and fuck another woman's ass.... yum.

If you've never 'accidentally' gone in the back door you are either not getting much pussy or you are taking too short a stroke.

>>729146502
I'm closer to Portland Oregon actually

>>729146674
poking a butthole and slipping your dick in are two different things. sorry your gf has a loose asshole.

>>729146172
That would be pussy juice. Not a good plan if thats happening after taco bell

>>729146761
>sorry your gf has a loose asshole.
Sorry you don't know how to excite a partner.

>>729146469

Then my advice to you is to re-evaluate your relationship. People don't think about sexual compatibility in a relationship until it's too late. The media likes to create an image that women don't like sex and that men are dogs for enjoying it as much as they do.

Find a woman that's on your level sexually or you're in for a lifetime of frustration and regret. It took me until my late 30's to find the woman that matched me that way and I'm very happy to have her. I'm guessing you're a sight younger than me, so sit down with your girl and tell her what you want. If she's worth being with, she'll be more accommodating. If she's not, at least you'll know now before you marry and end up hating her and yourself for the rest of your lives together.

>>729136193
Just find a new girlfriend.

>>729146865
so your partner's asshole flops open when she's excited? sorry pal, that's not normal.

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>>729146649
She isn't too much into porn, but she likes to watch boobs, so when she masturbates she normally just looks at boobs

>>729144797
My wife's the same way. Cheers to you both.

>>729146723

Oh, cool. I still have friends in the Beaverton area.

Keep on loving bjs and anal. If you're not in a relationship already, you'll make someone very happy someday.

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>>729147023
sauce!?

>>729146975
>so your partner's asshole flops open when she's excited? sorry pal, that's not normal.
I have anal with my wife every month or so. Laways after she has had an orgasm and feeling really relaxed. If we 'plan' for anal sex, no amount of preparation will get her ready where it's not painful. So why don't you actually lose your virginity and then get back with us,

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>dated a girl for the summer a few years back
>she was cute
>managed to talk me into a relationship because i'm a lazy pushover
>she would pretty much lock up or change the subject when you talked about sex to her
>had sex pretty much everyday we were dating, she would always get into it really hard.
>had a petty fight one day
>was still sort of angry with her that night when we had sex
>spit on her asshole
>start forcing it in
>expected her to recoil away
>she didn't, she started pushing back
>she was visibly in pain
>she kept pushing back until i was all the way in
>i came in her asshole

i didn't really like her at first, but fuck she grew on me
fuck i miss that girl

>>729146723
Sounds like I should be the one to do it for the team then. Vancouver here.

>>729147349

post vids plz

It'll take time to warm her up to it.. a few weeks.. Go down on her, eat her pussy.. eat her ass.. let her play with yours, a cheeky finger when she's sucking you off, don't force the issue or she'll shut you down before you start. As you eat her ass more and more she'll be more open to the idea of letting you go there. You'll need lube, lots of lube. Once she's comfortable with you eating her ass start off with a finger... Go slow if you hurt her she'll shut you down (as her initial reasoning was pain). Once she's comfortable with a finger gently introduce the idea of anal, when it comes to it let her have control, let her out you in her.. I suggest missionary to start, or spooning, doggy style is for pros and is much more difficult than porn would have you think.. again.. USE LUBE.. ramming your cock into her dry ass will not work and will probably end up breaking your dick..
Once you've fucked her ass she'll love it..
You're welcome

>>729147349
>Sounds like I should be the one to do it for the team then.
Be true to the team and live stream it for us.

>>729147316
>So why don't you actually lose your virginity and then get back with us,
oh man have I been rekt? this is some A+ material

>>729140315
ZERO IN THE PINK. FIVE IN THE STINK

>>729147326
we always miss the raunchy crazy ones.

>>729136193
You gotta start slow dickhead. If shes never had anal before it will hurt.

Start by putting a thumb in her butt while you doggy her. Then add more fingers the looser she gets. Lube is ur best friend. Lots of lube. Good luck ace

>>729146608
It's definitely not that. It's more of a "love it because I love it" thing. I go outside of my comforts to do the things she really loves because ultimately, I love pleasing her more than myself.

>>729147644
Alcohol and weed help a lot too.

>>729145968
>>729146723

Well how bout it? Are we gonna meet up so I can fuck your ass and finish on your tits?

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Trust me, unannounced anal is not a good idea. That's how you get poopdick.

>>729136193
Ahh u shouldn't have to "trick" her, fucking tell her op you dumb faggot

>>729146873
We've actually had conversations like this before, because she feels like she isn't "good enough" for me sexually. At this point, our relationship is strong enough and long enough that it's not worth ending over something as silly as "she don't suck muh dick enough!" We still have an active sex life.

But I get it, friend. Maybe I would have gone a different direction 7 years ago if I knew what I know now.

>>729146865
Yeah you dont know what youre talking about

>>729147692
would you let her fuck you with a strap on if she really wanted?

www.xvideos.com/video19563267/asian_painal_3

i feel it coming...

>>729136193
Build it up. One day when youree having sex massage the area with your fingers. The next time, start putting your fingers slightly in. Eventually, you'll just be full on anal fingering her. Once she sees how good it can feel, bring it up again. Try to find a position where she feels in control and go really slow with lots of lube.

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>>729136193

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>>729148368
If she actually really wantd for a valid reason other than wanting to hurt me than absolutely

>>729148911
src?

>>729136193
Just fucking shove it in while you're fucking her

>>729147952
As much as your enticing words tempt me I can't agree to that, but enjoy fapping to the idea ;)

>be me, twenty something with gf same age
>lost virginity to each other
>both inexperienced but sex is amazing thanks to my efforts
>she's still shy as af about the whole sex thing even if she's enjoying it and looking forward to it
>I'm in charge of everything in the bedroom and have the hardest time at introducing her to new things, even vanilla things
>she even doesn't want me to eat her out. I tried multiple times but she's always like "no honey don't, that's too rough"
Do you know where this is going right? There's no way of going near her asshole to get her used to it.
Also
>she sometimes get her waxing at a beauty parlor
>the waxing lady sort of complimented my gf for her clean asshole
>waxing lady goes on explaining her that anal sex ruined the asshole of many ladies she waxed
>"honey you're not into THAT, right? The waxing lady told me it hurts and it could ruin a woman private parts! Don't even try that on me!"

Thank you for cockbloking me wax lady.

>>729148368

This guy >>729148911 isn't me. But my answer is similar. In short, yes.

>>729149280
Darn. Here I realistically thought I was going to convince you. The people will be disappointed but alas, what must be must be.

>>729149464
quit now, /b/ro.

>>729149536
>>729149536
Haha yea sorry if I wasn't a engaged woman I'd be slutting it up for ya.

>>729149791
What's that?

>>729149891
candy

Get some rope OP

>>729149791
>>729149891
Xanax, the best way to get laid

>>729148911
>>729149489
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

relationships are about compromise, and wanting to please your partner more than yourself is all fine and good, but doing shit you don't want to do to make them happy leads to shit.

You'll never force your way in the back door.
You have to "love" your way in.
Do doggy, reach around and diddle.
Just as she's starting to cum, draw back and slip the tip, ONLY THE TIP into her butt.
Wait patiently and, as she cums, she'll drive her ass onto you at her own pace. Once you're in, she'll explode with the best orgasm of her life and so will you.

>>729149891
Dr. Cosby pills

Ask if she wants to be raped. When she says yes, just go for it.

>>729136193
> when you have a normie partner that doesn't want to try out slightly exotic stuff that's not really dangerous if you do it carefully just once
I am sorry.

>>729150078
laid as in rape?...nty

>>729150109
lost

>>729150109

It lets you put your puddin' pop in her zippity-zip-zop

>>729146873
This.

Same thing, years of bad relationships stemming from sexual frustration. Once I accepted this met someone in my 30s totally comparable and it's been heaven.

If you want to be sexually adventurous then do not stay with a girl that isn't. That might mean no anal is a deal breaker, or deep throat, or whatever itch you have. No is 100% compatible but finding someone who is open and not confined to a closed mindset is possible and makes the relationship so much better.

Also another trouble that I have is that my gf is very petite so even knowing that my dick isn't that huge (I used that argument saying that I couldn't hurt her) she is even more afraid

>>729136193
buddy of mine got some anal after he baught his chick a puppy
try that

>>729136193
I got my gf to do anal by proving to her that it wouldn't hurt by fingering my ass and sticking her vibrator up my ass. It actually felt pretty good. she was willing to try after seeing me do it.
I got her to eat my cum in a similar way.

>>729136920
Sauce?

>>729149791
Perfect. Just give them to her with a strong grapefruit cocktail.

my gf let me get some back door cuz I took it like a man...its not fun if they like it

>>729150470
lulz @ grapefruit

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>>729150399
faggot

Ass sex
why eat at mcdonalds when theres an applebees next door?

>>729149668
are you crazy? Where do I found myself another sane and fine looking girl that is still shy about dick?
In this day and age you get sluts mostly. I can live without anal, but I can't live with getting cuck'd.

>>729136193
you just have to slowly turn her into an anal slut.
if you just shove your dick in her ass you aren't going to get anywhere man.

you need to rub and lick and finger her ass slowly over time for weeks/months while fucking her.

>>729150470
Holy shit, faggot. You don't mess around.

>>729150470
Magic trifecta.

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Get her trashed, Spit on it throw a thumb in there for about a month.

then.. one time.. just slide it in.

she'll ask for it after doing this.

>>729136193
>Is there anyway to trick my girlfriend into anal sex?

Woe to the girl you're with. Why try to trick someone that you ostensibly care about into anything? Drop it if she isn't into it or find someone that is into it.

>>729144249
its the only way i know unless they're just into it. So go down on her whilst shes on her back and just get ur tongue down there after youve gotten her going some(very important), she WILL like it

she must be clean/comfortable of course
my gf sauna's, juices doesnt smoke so her ass can be nicer then many pussies

funny thread, had the best anal last night
no mess, smell whatsoever
tight as could be
can hardly believe how into it she was
she said no anal(sex) when i first went down, knew shed come around

gotta be patient, rub her clit
use coconut oil, alcohol helps
get a small butt plug
of course she just might not be into it!!
f n bummer then

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>>729150755
I already know this will be severely underrated.

>>729144797
Are you me?

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>>729150641
exactly, I like my gf I just wish she gave it a shot

while dog fuckn her do some hot laps around her cinnamon ring with your thumb...eventually plunge it in. Dont go two knuckles deep might hit mud

>>729136193
Sauce

>>729151083
who the fuck is this!

>>729142821
this position seems to work the best btw
maybe more stradling the bottom leg, top leg scissored more so she rub herself, control vibrator

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>>729142103
ear for u

>>729136193
Have you tried partial paralysis? You know, from the waist down.

>>729151083
There's no
>giving a shot
with women.
Once a woman is out her safe zone there's no turning back. She'll crave for more until you're not enough anymore.
Face reality. Even if you're the most alpha man, there is always going to be a man more alpha than you.
If you want to keep this girl you better stay very near the border of her safe zone without going too far away from it.

There's only one thing that could keep a woman in check: kids.
You make kids first and then, just after she feels her beauty fading away, you try anal.
You're going to do rough stuff like it's a recreational activity. This way she could go back to being a caste mum until next session.

>>729145968
yuk
have had 2 diff gfs that have those "wrinklers", and theyre gross to suck on...
>condolences

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>>729143443
>>729144013
Not OP but similar situation. My gf does not even like getting eaten out unless she is already horny as fuck. And even then she might go from enjoying it heaps and grinding her pussy against my face to dropping down and not wanting me to eat her anymore with no warning.
She is self-conscious/whatever about sex and it is fucking annoying. I have also eaten her arse when she is in one of those feverish moods where I can move around freely down there.

>>729136193
Eat her ass.
If you want fuck someone in the ass, you HAVE to eat it the ass.
This is common physics

>>729151024
Are you me?!

>>729141770
>Be me, 7/10, 30's

>I was going through my divorce so I stopped eating
>sad.jpg
>within a month I had a 5 pack and retained most of my muscle
>Adonis.jpg
>Made a Tinder profile with all of my professionally shot photos and a recent selfie
>Phone starts blowing up
>First girl, teacher, nerd type but poly slut.
>Not used to condoms I was lasting forever
>"Anonette, flip over so I can see that ass of yours"
> ass play begins, fingers. One then two
>"Anon I've never done this before"
>"Trust me" hard squeeze
> Go slowly, lots of lube
>"Annonete push back into me"
>Get all the way in
>Slowly start thrusting
>"Fuck me with your ass"
>she really gets into it
>she starts getting loud
>I last like 10 minutes like this. Both minds blown
I never told her that was my first time

Girl 2 was similar. A little chubby, not really worth mentioning

# 3 was fantastic. Total freak. ....

my wife is korean, and for the life of me she will not allow anal.

I have a quite thick and long cock and i have fucked girls before anal, but never asian., swedish and brazilian and irish only, apparently asians (jkoreans) hate it and will not allow it

i sometimes wonder why the fuck i got married, i rarely get blow jobs (under 1 year married) but shes cute and clean.

i miss anal there is nothing like it, and i would cheat to get it.

>>729152754
Luckily my survival doesn't count on my willingness to have my tits sucked off by a random b tard. I have no problem getting my fiance to suck on them like a baby.

>>729154577
My gf is Korean too. No anal (only ever got to do it once in the 6 years we have been together) and blowjobs are rare as fuck, like 3-4 total and I only came once or twice.
Rarely any foreplay, just wants me to go straight into fucking.

>>729154564
>#3 girl, a little older than me, COP. Fit as fuck
> Go over, play it cool
>She says time to go
Fuck it
>Go for the kiss and pin her hands above her head, slamming them into the wall behind her
>her eyes light up
game on. Note I also train in martial arts. So did she. She is a black belt, but I am stronger.

>we start wrestling. throwing eachother around the room, joint locks, restraints. Its is game on.
>We kiss every time the other gets pinned.
>I take her shirt off and wrap up her hands with it
>Fucking hot how helpless she looked at me
>Handcuff her to the bed

I should have said what the safe word was

>Rip her clothes off and go to town, but of denial play, scenario verbal rape play
>drippingfaucet.jpg
>Tell her that I am going to fuck her ass, ask where is the lube
>No lube
>Oil from the kitchen?
>"Anon, you leave this room we are stopping"
>"Its gonna hurt"
>"hurt me"
>diamonds.
>"Have you done this before?"
>"No. I've never been turned on like this before Anon"
>I pull her hair "I am going to fill your ass with my cock. It feels so tight on my finger"
>"Your finger feels so big. I have never felt anything like this before Anon. Are you going to force yourself inside?"
double.diamonds
>I enter bareback
>Fucking too tight, hurts me
>She is screaming in pain and pleasure, gets off on the power play.
>I went as long as I could but it was just too tight for me
>wipe off, finish in her pussy.

>>729154577
My wife is korean and I busted a but in her ass last night

>>729154864
Good I am not the only one. At least you got it once, obviously it was a once off. I couldn't even get it the wedding night
I get jealous like crazy when I see all these korean 'bj' videos, and girlfriend videos, they are everywhere, of koreans giving proper head and giving everything (theres plenty of sites around and I wonder is it all fake / porn? Surely it cant be. My wife tells me it is... lol)

Also yes regarding blowjobs, I have to 69 in order to get one, and she has never gone long enough to even make me cum (hates cum too) ffs

Koreans have their disadvantages ;)

>>729154880
cont?

>>729154880
>she is a black belt, but I am stronger.

>>729154996
Where from? Mine is from Busan. I bet if she were from Seoul she would be more loose.

>>729155148
My gf does not like 69ing, tried it a couple times but only once did she really get into it and she usually tries to change position pretty quickly. In general she is not a big fan of me going down on her, which is weird because she definitely finds it pleasurable.
She has some kind of mental block regarding sex that I really need to find a way of breaking down.

>>729155236
I never belt tested but I had been training for 4 years 3-5x a week at this point.

>>729136193
booze and lube

>>729155319
Mine is from near Busan, an island off there Geoje!

love Busan I visit at least once per year! Yes I think Soul is where the filthy ones are. Then again the flipside is that if we had one of those girls, they are more likely to be a whore and or messaging guys and the like...

I guess as they say all girls are different. but Koreans because porn is suo tabboo over there they are completely different to others

>>729146491
You mean "into"?

>>729156406
>porn is suo tabboo
Not just taboo, it is outright illegal there. That is one of the reasons I really like seeing amateur Korean porn, they are breaking the law and doing extra taboo activities. Makes it more exciting.

Seoul girls would also want you to be more flashy with money as well I think. They are very big on popular brands and buying the most expensive things even if they are not better than the cheaper versions.

>>729146370
Actually lots of people do, because it stimulates nerves in the anus that make us want to eject feces, and make that feel good.

>>729147589
lol truth

>>729150109
+99

>>729150470
>>729150517
>>729150730
best three posts in a row, of the week.

My exgf loved bjs

Would only anal if stoned or drunk or both
Would claim not to remember it in the morning
>Which I knew was bullshit

New wife.
not much in the bj department
anal fingering her, she's cool with it.
I may fuck her ass but no desire to.

She's a three thrust and cum type girl

It's more fun to see how many I can get out of her before I blow my load.

>>729154996
mine is as well and no anal but bjs all the time. should propose anal.

>>729145968
sharpie in pooper next. why am I the first one to ask for this

>>729149791
That fucking file name

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>>729136193
Start out with a one finger and rubbing/licking her clit. Massage the Gspot and then slowly progress fingers till about 3. Then shove that Salami in her meat hole and beat it.

>>729150755
nice dubs and solid advice. thumbs up

>>729136193
tell her you're a gay werewolf and the only way you can fight the change into a beast man is for her to give you anal sex so that your cravings don't turn you into a man ass fucking wolf-man, her butthole is like your silver bullet

>>729157743
yeah, this looks legit

>>729136193
It took me about six years to break my wife down enough for anal because she felt the same way. Now she loves it and we do it most every time we fuck. I'm addicted to how good it feels to ram her tight asshole and cum deep in it when I finish.

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>>729136193

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>>729155319
Mine is American born korean. She didnt really like anal but i just kept fucking her ass until she eventually came rivers from getting pounded hard. I love busting load after load in her ass. Pic related

>>729157557
google is not helping me. Where might I find the source of this?

>>729159355
i want to believe and can imagine
but this is 4chan afterall

>>729138336
>>729138336
>>729138673

https://www.playvids.com/v/i_pOG2Wq3kl

>>729137338
This...
1) lick ass
2) next day: rub ass then lick
3) next day: rub ass
4) next day: finger in ass
5) next day: 2 fingers

By the end of the week, you'll be fucking some ass... Patience and incrementality is key

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>>729159844
I believe lol
Pic related

>>729136193
Don't "trick" her. Just ask. Tell her that you understand that it can be painful, but that you still want to have the experience. Ask her if there is anything she would ask of you in return. Don't give her an ultimtum. She has a right to say "no," and you have the right to move one. About half of all college-educated white women have had anal sex. That's an awful lot of women willing to let someone in their poopchute.

>>729146383
Me too, bored? I am lol

>>729136193
We had a deal with my gf that if I will do an enema and she will fuck me with a strap op after that we can do anal.

>>729151785
http://members.evilangel.com/en/video/Sheena-Shaw-Wide-Open-Scene-02/49575

>>729159355
Well then she is an American, not a Korean.

Why do Americans always give their nationalities as places their ancestors are from?
>I am irish
>"Cool, which part of Ireland?"
>Oh I was born in America
>"Cool, where did you live in Ireland?"
>Oh I have never been there
>"How are you Irish?"
>My grandparents are from Ireland
U fukken wot m8

>>729136920
Get her into D/s and bondage.

Do NOT fuck her ass, this will fuck with her trust.

Start dominating her full time. Give her shit to do for you. Make her ask permission for stuff. Make her ask to cum, make her kneel, dress her, etc. Whatever you like. Take charge of her. Get her into bondage. Make it a point to make her ASK to cum then gradually stop letting her cum as often. This will make her super horny all the time.

Once you have her to the point where she constantly asks you to masturbate/fuck (seriously, it will not take long, chicks fucking masturbate way more than guys, they're fucking lying to you if they say they don't and call her on it if she lies) then introduce anal using toys in exchange for getting to cum.

Get her a plug or something and start telling her that she can cum if she wears a plug or if she has something in her ass, etc. Be creative about it.

This has worked for me several times. It sounds overly complicated but it really does not take long and if you're not a pussy about it they'll end up actually enjoying getting their ass fucked and then want it. Plus it makes it kind of dirty so even if it does hurt they'll do it anyway.

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>>729136193
Tell her that if she don't do it with you, You'll just do it with another girl.
She will simply get jealous and let you do it.
Of course remind her you will be gentle and nice and you'll be fine.

>>729161065
don't negotiate for sex like this. wrong move

>>729142531
faggot

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>>729162568
Clearly arab spy.

>>729162311
so much this

>I'm german
>"Ach so, wohin in Deutschland kommst du?"
>wut

>>729137122
are you a virgin? She will jump forward before you are even close to penetrating and then the cat is already out of the bag.

>>729138173
found the virgin