Dubs get to compose my response.

I'm actually gay and I hope you burn in hell in the name of hesus

>>729131873
reroll

It didn't seem like she thought i was gay when she was sucking on my dick last night

>>729131676
I'm actually gay and I was just using her to get to you. Please love me, please fuck me, please make me your cum slut.....

>>729132025
reroll

>>729132017
this

>>729131676
send a picture of your dick

>>729132017
roollolol

>>729132133
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt

Aight dude. Send some nudez though?

Glad you messaged me, i had no idea she wasn't single. She told me that she was and she was indeed drunk and high. She sucked me off in an alley mate, you should dump the bitch and run.

>>729132133
winrar

>>729132133
heil

>>729132151
Rollll

>>729132150
roll

>>729132017
>>729132133

alright op

Glad you messaged me, your girlfriend said she was single last night... she gave me a bj in the bathroom..sorry man, also I think I might have herpes

>>729131922
You tards skipped the real winrar

I guess she didnt tell you about how we fucked in the handicapped restroom. Be very careful how you speak to me because you also speak to my muslim brothers.

>>729132215
rerollroll

Sod off, Hero in a death shit.
Where the fuck were YOU when I was banging her and your mother?

I can only imagine you were beating off to some transvestites porn.

Yeah, mangina, she fucks real good.

But you weren't there, chumpy piss breath.

>>729132328
This would be a good one.

>>729131676
tits or gtfo

>>729132333
trips don't lie

u gotta post'em all

heil hitler

>>729132133
WINRAR

>>729132328
Lol when he calls op a terrorist he can say all he terrorizes pussy

>>729132328
THIS

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>>729131676
lmao dude is so fuckin out the door that he tries to steal her phone so other guys cant talk to her
>message her name with question mark
if he replies again tell him to fuck off
when she messages back show her the screenshot of dude being insecure

>>729131676
Wos host Du grod von mia gsagt Du gstingada kloana Saugrattler? Du woast fei scho dass I schon aus da Grundi im Hochzug bei de Gebirgsjaga ois Besta aussaganga bin, I war in am Hauffa saugeheime Raffareien mit de Mohammedana und hob über 300 obgraglt, garantiert. I bin a drainierta Untergrundkempfa und I bin da beste Scharfschütz von da ganzn Armee. Du bist nix für mi ois a zui mera, I blos Dir so prazis Dei Liachtal aus wie's die Welt no ned gseng hod, host me? Du glaubst Du kanntst davokemma nachdem Du sowas von mia gsogt host aufm Internet? Da denkst nummoi drüba noch, Oarschgsicht. Grad wie mia redn ruaf I meine Spionage-Spezln im ganzn Bayernland zsam, und dei IP werd grod im moment zruckverfoigt oiso richt Di scho amoi her fürn Sturm, Du Wurm. Der Sturm der wo des kloane Ding ausradiert wos Du rührselig Lebn nennst. Du bist aufgschmissn. Kloana. I kon übaroi sei, ollawei, und i kon de auf mera wia siebnhundad Artn dagragln, und des aloa mit meine Handerln. I bin ned blos gübt im Wirtshausraffa, sondern i hob a an zugriff auf des ganze Arsenal von der freiwillign Feiawehr von Olching und i werd des ois hernemma damit Dei gstingada Hintan vom schena Bayernland runtergspült werd, Du kloana Schoashauffn! Wenn Du gwusst hätts wos Dei kloana "schlauer" Kommentar auf De runterreisst, dann hättst wahrscheinlich Dei voigsoachts Maul ghoidn. Aba Du hosts ned kenna, Du host Dei Mei aufreissn miassn, und jetzt zoist, Du gottverdammta Troddl. I scheiss an Grant üba Dir aus und Du werst drin dasauffa. Du bist komplett hi, Klona.

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>>729131676
>>729131922
>>729132133
>>729132333
>>729132400


CAN
YOU
FUCKING
DELIVER

what drunk girl freely gives her number out to gay dudes anyway... sounds like the bitch was trying to cheat ,got caught and is now making up this bs story to make her check if a bf feel better about his shitty life

>>729132505
Auf gehds

>>729132555
To make her CUCK of a bf*
Autocorrect fucked me

>>729132493
Actually this is better idea

>>729132017
deliver OP you fucking cuck

I Fucked Yo Bitch And I Have AIDS!

OP played us for attention. Another normal day on 4chan

4chan these days

so sad
adolf wo bist du?

>>729132493
Massively underrated post.

If you want to fuck her OP this is the way.

>>729131676
That's not exactly how it happened brah... btw I have herpes, get yourself tested if you've hit that since last night...

>>729133042
I know, full of fags like you.

Welcome

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It piss

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It sick

>>729133150
Fuck you I'm gonna crush you like a grape

"did she tell you i fucked her 6 ways from sunday?"

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>>729133272
Come at me u cunt. Its sickkkening

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>>729133391
I'm 6'6 foot tall and jacked

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>>729133523
Ya I amm

"Im going to be honest with you, bro. Man to man. Real talk. Your girlfriend cheated on you last night. She didnt tell me she had a boyfriend. Sorry you have to find out this way.

>>729133644
Op is a not delivering fag, don't try

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>>729133644
Stop op isn't going to delivarrr

>>729133644
fucking op is faggot, that would of been a good one

Buddy, I think we can figure out a solution to everybodies concerns here. You wanna keep tabs on your girl and I respect that. All I'm asking is that you let her throw up on my face. Nothing sexual, and you can even watch if you like. That is what I gave her those drugs for, with the understanding that she would in exchange satisfy my fetish by eating eating an entire spinach and feta canzone and blowing the chunks all over my face. I'm willing to pay you each an additional $300 (or whatever fake currency you foreigners may use) cash for your compliance in this matter. I hope to hear from you soon.

>>729133644
Shame such sweet dubs had to go to waste. OP is a faggot who won't deliver.

>>729133895
>>729133895
>>729133895
read the goddamn thread before posting! jesus It't not that fucking difficult

>>729133975
WTF are you on about?

>>729134081
Op is not going to delivar if you bothered to go through the thread before posting you would know that

>>729134128
Dubs were made right before my post, so maybe fuck off, yeah?

>729134216
fuck you, you can't admit you're wrong. No more replies for (you)

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>>729134216
Dubs were made on the 2nd post

>>729131676
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch