NZ Thread /nzg/ Having a good long weekend so far?

Why are IDs even gone?

I'm booking my restricted licence test tomorrow, hopefully it goes well because I have never needed a win in my life more than now. I just need to not fuck something up for once and then I can build on that.

Guess it's too early.

>>729116543
>Having a good long weekend so far?
I'm out of weed but I need to take a tolerance break, I just don't get stoned anymore because I've done it way too much.

>>729116543
Felt like saturday, did some productive shit. Not bad.

>>729116543
I Have some bud and just got a new project car, going to be a chill one in the shed.

>>729117812
ive been stoned erryday for past 2 months, like 12g left so hopefully i run out soon nd be productive

Anyone know how long the wait is for getting a driving test? I heard it might be bad because of school holidays apparently. Talking about in outer Auckland.

>>729116543
Not bad, met the gf's family. had some sweet buffet food. Life is good rn

>>729117864
tfw you made me realize it's not saturday

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Evening.

>>729116543
Day 2 of my four-day bender is coming along nicely

Just found out that a massive US equity firm has purchased not only us but almost our competitor. Bye bye job. The only time I've ever cared about the Commerce Commission doing shit.

>>729116935
Yeah. Get out. You're 16.

>>729119298
>>729116935
mods plz

>>729119298
I'm 26. That's part of why I need to pass so badly.

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>>729116543
>Having a good weekend so far?

No. My missus hasn't talked to me in days and her roomate said that she went to auckland to "visit a friend" air quotes included.

RIP me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYvMeT2GC14

Just cause.

>>729119352
It's a business to pass the test now. You gotta recite your lines and perform actions perfectly. Get a dashcam bro. You might have recourse if they fail you on basic bullshit.

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>>729116543
Been pretty sweet so far, some cucks missus came up to auckland for the weekend. Been fucking her raw since she got here.

>>729119676
I can't imagine how ugly you and her are if you have to announce your dirty deeds on 4chan.

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Chick from Welly, now living in the USA.

>>729116543
I heard the other day Tinder in NZ is not a dating app, it's just how kiwis like their meat. I kek'd loudly

>>729119794
...

Trying to take steps in my life so I don't hate myself anymore, not seeing much payoff yet but I'm sticking at it.

>>729116935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAs2PBL1RsA

harness in the good energy, block out the bad

>>729120546
Thanks, that was helpful.

>>729120673
Feel the flow Guy, feel it

>>729121000
Yeah I'm working on it.

sup daniel

What you guys listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xR0bBczsV8

>>729120495
Keep at it.

>>729119382
go pick up your shit and leave hers on her front lawn

>>729121895
Yeah I'm trying but I keep getting sucked back into this pit of despair. Can't really imagine any kind of life I could make for myself where I'm not alone and miserable.

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>>729121952
I will. But right now I'd rather feel like shit.

>>729118023
what kind of car?

>>729122066
The red square with the white border, because it's the only one that isn't an "odd one out".

>>729122066
1 because it doesn't have one distinctive feature differentiating it from all of the others
that sucks man. your gf must be a stone-cold steve bitch.

First weekend home with my newborn son. Pretty good but I'm in the waikato so I got narrowly missed by the cyclone. Had everything ready to fuck off and then just got a little rain.

>>729121613

Listening to a lot of fleetwood mac tonight. Dreams, the chain, landslide

>>729122375

Your first kid? Congrats!

>>729120194
pronunciation jokes are fukin >>>/lit/ fampai

>>729122375
Living in Auckland it seems like every extreme weather thing ends up being nothing.

>>729122375
Grats

>>729122458
Yeah. Thank you :P I'm having a lot of fun with it but looking for a house with a newborn is hard. Especially being 19. It was even worse when I was heavily pregnant

>>729122476
Right? I lived there for 17 years and it's always a big panic and then nothing

>>729122375
>>729122706

kek 19 single mother.

>>729122032
Read up on CBT and start doing thing to change your thought patterns.

>>729122839

Shes got laid more times than you have, so STFU

>>729122706
Mixed race baby?

>>729116543
>Having a good long weekend so far?
I guess. I got pizza and I found out how fast my car will go

>>729122909
Maybe if you suck up some more, you can tip your fedora

>>729122909
Lol white knight.

Let her stick up for herself.

Dunedin reporting.

Had far too much junk food lately. it's great.

KFC for tea last night since I was out in town, Hot Chips w/ bread for lunch and Maccas for tea tonight because parents are down and nothing was open.

>>729116543

Im working saturday and monday so its not much of a long weekend for me

>>729122859
Yeah I've been talking to a counselor, it's helped a bit. Only have 2 sessions left though, will need to go out of pocket if I want more after that.

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No more work for me at my job after 8 months so I'm NEET again. Should have saved up more money. I'm gonna play so many video games this weekend and eat so much shit and smoke so much weed I'll not think about my bleak future and I really need to go back to the doctor to get fluoxetine again or something better preferably

Also who did this

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also new mac boys
https://mega.nz/#F!9slGUKhJ!DJuXpiwhvuKtkHS5ukA_IA

>>729123156
Fuck i know that game. Try and keep at it by yourself, it helps me.

>>729122910
Only very slightly mixed.

>>729123408
I haven't been doing CBT at the counselor so I don't know how to do that.

>>729122964
>>729122972

Fuck off virgin

>>729122839
Lol actually am engaged. And yeah, pretty young, I know

>>729123485
It boils down to catching yourself when you're slipping into a negative though cycle and doing things to prove your anxieties wrong.

>>729118023

This:

>>729122159

>>729123966
>doing things to prove your anxieties wrong.

Like what?

>>729123485
CBT?
You do cock and ball torture with your counselor?

>>729124111
Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. But yeah I always think that when I see CBT too.

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>>729123578

What ethnicity?

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desu

>>729124559

This your queen when she was young?

Not bad. Royalty is usually butt ugly due to inbreeding.

>>729124559
Rule Britannia ok

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>all these indian migrants in NZ
>what possibly could go wrong

>>729123966
>>729123995
Hanging out for you to complete this advice, man.

Eurofag reporting.

What is life like in NZ for a white guy?

Weather, women, work opportunities, etc.

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>>729124624
>>729124645

Who hear is gunna go to their local dawn service next week, and who hear is a liberal traitor?

>>729124806
Fuck off we're full

>>729124832
I'm terrified of when she dies considering the current thinking is we'll have a republic referendum when that happens.

>>729125004
*here. Fucked that up

>>729125004
I'll think about going, normally do.

Depends on my well-being at the time, though. as my Asthma is a bit rough at the moment and I don't think that'd help at all.

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>>729124806

Come here. We need you.

If you need help when you get here post here.

Get yourself a chainsaw and simple qualifications and work in forestry. Good money.

>>729125055
It can be harsh in shitty weather. But I just remind myself it's nothing compared to what the lads went through, so surely I can take two hours of being wet and cold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJi062IiUXE

TIL there is a German Dub of Goodbye Pork Pie.

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Here's a good watch for you empire enthusiasts.

Waterloo (1970) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0SNmojkw9E

Ladies might be interested in this film too. The night before battle was the Duchess of Richmond's ball, the grandest ball of all time. As depicted in part 4 of this film.

>>729124806
dont listen to this cunt>>729125079

come visit if you want but if you try to join the forestry industry you'll get relentlessly bullied until you run crying out of the country. if you want to prove yourself, move to china instead and buy some of our land back.

I'm getting my bene tomorrow, so I can't wait to spend your hard earned money on some beers and buds.
Happy Easter fuckers!

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>>729125442

Wellington is named after Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington and commander of Anglo-Dutch army.

Picton is named after Sir Thomas Picton, highest ranking non frenchman to die in this battle.

>>729125583
spend next weeks bene this week. Broke for another week and a half.

>>729125079

This eurofag has no idea how dangerous jobs are here, or how many hours they will have to work. Its quite the culture shock

>>729124662
couldn't help but laugh at that webm
darwin award material right there

>>729125707
Yep! But its always worth it.

>>729124806

Why are so many euros turning homosexual?

Its because all of these cunts that are moving over here!

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>>729125684

*General Thomas Picton rather

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>>729125055
harden up you faggot, thats nothing compared to what our soldiers went through

>>729125850
I know that, jesus, no need to get triggered.

>>729125710

True yeah as a kiwi I'm barely alive at this point. Have been injured in a good industrial accident and nearly killed many times over.

Why are we being driven to productivity in expense of our safety? It is always young guys on these dangerous jobs. Old guys won't do what they are asking us to do.

>>729125684
>>729125684
Its a good feel when the flame of empire is still alive in other kiwis

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>>729125922
nah fuck ya cunt, they died so a generation of pussy ass butt fucking faggots like you could exist. that fact that you would even consider not going because you got a little bit a cough disgusts me

>>729125998

Ive got stockholm syndrome. Its now normal that I work 1 1/2 jobs, and then do volunteer work on top of that. Its just what has to be done.

If you get a euro over here with their 35 hour work weeks then they are gonna shit their pants when they find how much work we do down under

>>729126198
>a little bit of a cough
bitch please, I've almost died multiple times because of "a little bit of a cough", better known as Asthma.

You've missed the point that I've almost always gone to them, apart from where it was not feasible to go to them.

>>729126354
which is also a lot more times than most of the population*

>>729126354

You cant die from asthma. Grow up

>>729126198
hurr durr uncle nato said i should go get shot at and kill cunts, fuck my ass i better get my boots on. fuck that, build a wall.

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>>729126151

Yeah well I am descended from pic related.

>130-140ish iq
>97/100 asvab army test score
>elite athlete, won national cycling meets in my schoolboy days
>not good enough for NZDF

Fuck everyone I am going to start my own right wing militia and report directly to Governor General and Queen Elizabeth. Hopefully we can get a deployment in Gibraltar or somewhere nice.

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>>729126563

>dat bulge

>>729126563
He looks kinda gay.. and i don't mean that in an insulting way i just mean he looks like he would be happier with a veiny cock in his mouth

>>729126563
how the fuck are u not good enough for NZDF. Shit i remember when i watch that tv series that for I think navy recruits an i was thinking how fucking useless they where.

Maybe they want lower IQ, gotta barrel roll them unimog shits on good roads you know.

>>729126563
Well my friend. How'd you feel about a south island secessionist movement? Its an idea I've toyed around with for awhile and I think a Republican victory in any future referenda would be a good catalyst

>>729123156
>Only have 2 sessions left though
Why? How many have you had?

>>729124403
I'm a quarter Fijian and the rest English. My partner is 100% English. My son is only a little mixed race so

>>729123228
>Nathan
>Nate

>>729127035
Still mongrel scum who deserves zyklon B not breast milk

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>>729126851

I'll be down in a flash.

I'd like to see us stick together, united we have a better claim for continental Zealandia and underwater exclusive economic zone (which we need to police better).

But if Wellington has NZ become a republic, the south island will remain part of the empire. And we will conquor the north island through force.

>>729126425
>you can't die from Asthma
Determining your risk for a fatal asthma attack is important. Only 33% of asthma deaths occur in the hospital -- which means many asthma patients who die are either not seeking care or are not being hospitalized with their worsening asthma. Asthma and every attack have the potential to be life threatening

you can so die from it.

>>729127008
I've had 2 sessions so far, it's through CADS because I had an alcohol related episode. I talked to my GP about some more counselling but I filled out a questionnaire and I'm not gonna get funded, will have to go out of pocket.

>>729127035
Fuck sake.

>>729127194
The North island would be fucked without the South, considering they siphon off most of the power we produce. Give em a week of not being able to make soy lattes or recite slam poetry at open mic nights and theyd fold like a wet paper towel

>>729127311
>I talked to my GP about some more counselling but I filled out a questionnaire and I'm not gonna get funded
The fuck, why?

https://www.getselfhelp.co.uk/freedownloads.htm

Here's a lot of good stuff in here.

>>729127507
>The North island would be fucked without the South, considering they siphon off most of the power we produce
Yeah so how does that power get to the North from the South?

Also the largest energy user is in the South.

>>729127518
Am I gonna get a virus off this website? It looks sketchy.

>>729127507

Well the north island has the big internet cable. I dont know who would fold faster. Them without power or us without internet

>>729127311
What happened with the episode? Have you looked around for alternative counseling. If you're younger there's often more targeted counseling that's subsidised. Also if you're on the bene you can get a disability allowance to cover it

>>729127571

25% of the population uses the majority of the power. Genius.

>>729127604
>It looks sketchy.
No it doesn't.

>>729127701
I said the largest energy user is in the South not that Southerns use the most energy.

Genius.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiwai_Point_Aluminium_Smelter

>>729127675
>What happened with the episode?
I got drunk and cut my arms up a bit with broken glass, that was almost 4 weeks ago.
>Have you looked around for alternative counseling.
I might once my CADS sessions run out.
>If you're younger there's often more targeted counseling that's subsidised.
I'm in my mid 20s.
>Also if you're on the bene you can get a disability allowance to cover it
Not on a benefit.

>>729127571
We charge up double a batteries and you guys just plug em in at your power stations. Through underwater cable you fucking nong.

Also because more vital industry is in the south which are the primary power users.

>>729127642
Wow, good thing the internet generally requires power to access it

>>729127868
You wanna check where that power is produced for it? The west arm power station. In the south island. Ergo, you're making a non point. Considering the excess power goes to the national power grid

>>729128070
Doesn't change you said the North Island would be fucked without the South in terms of energy production which is untrue.

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>>729127507
>being this retarded to think that Auckland encompasses the whole of the North Island

I bet you watched the old Speights "Pride of the South" ads from TV and think you're some master race. Go roll your R's over your female relatives' m80.

Also, (You) have a shit tonne of hydroelectric dams. It aint like you all generate it via telekinesis.

>>729128271
>I bet you watched the old Speights "Pride of the South" ads from TV and think you're some master race.

Interesting thing I learned, all the Speights you get in cans or bottles is made in Auckland.

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>just want a qt3.14 to breed with
>have to build a wanked up car to attract one because NZ

>>729128355

Then what the fuck is the speights brewery in dunners doing? Guided tours?

>>729127868
if we shut down that smelting plant then renewable energy would meet 100% of our needs

>>729128265
The north isn't self sufficient for industry. The south is.

>>729128271
Where did Auckland come into this before you brought it up? Lil defensive there

>>729128433
If that's the quality of girl you're aiming for you really shouldn't be complaining.

>>729128433

Theres a breed of kiwi chicks who have a bit of class. They arent impressed with cars and gumboots. Keep looking

>>729128472
Makes tap beer for South Island bars.

>>729128498
>The south is.
Nope.

Laura whora cheating on another long term partner with online douchbags in other countries

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>>729128472
Brewing the beer? Putting the beer in the cans and bottles that they get from Aucks?

Hurr.

>>729128584
>gumboots.

There are chicks who get wet for gumboots? If only I had known.

>>729128600
Wrong! Sad.

>>729128498
dont get all civil war now, we have plenty of immigrants to evict before we gwt into that

>>729128552

My aim was to find a 19 or 20 year old.

What do you suggest?

I think girls are just as shallow as guys though I don't hold it against them.

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>>729128498
>Give em a week of not being able to make soy lattes or recite slam poetry at open mic nights and theyd fold like a wet paper towel

Not defensive, it's easy to spot an Auckland stereotype with a dash of Wellington thrown in.

>>729128655

They dont have a lot of choice. Its farmers, pakis, or hoons. Take your pick

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>>729128669
agreed

>>729127939
Thats rough. Guessing you're working if not on the bene?

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>>729128355
Auckland can fuck off. It isn't what New Zealand really is about and yet it is regularly the face of tourism as a wonderful place with nice quaint people in nice quaint En Zud

>>729128979
I live with family and help out with some stuff on their land but it's not a real job or anything.

I got a 50 bag of outdoor buds for sale in auckland if any anons want

>>729128772
Merely hyberbole. We could also add in life support in Tauranga, the rock FM in Hamilton, toasters in baths in whangarei, I tried to think of one for new Plymouth but it's so unmemorable I can't even think of a stereotype

>>729128735
>What do you suggest?
What do you like doing? Where do you live?

>>729128979
>Cuts himself
>"Thats rough"
>showing genuine concern
>not calling him an edgy faggot
what happened to you /b/?

>>729129174
how many grams?

>>729129228

Fuck off newfag

>>729129077
Get on that neetbux, sounds like youd be a shoe in for a medical certificate, offer to pay rent assuming you live on the farm, try not to spend it on cheap piss and enjoy tax payer funded counselling

>>729129077
mate, you should be hitting up winz for your Uncle Bills sad tokens

>>729129205

Manawatu/Kapiti

Hunting/tramping, diving/fishing.

Crowds make me paranoid and I don't drink.

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>>729129174
Good Aftable Constanoon

Nice honey trap you got there, baited it with Manuka UMF+15 did ya?

>>729129269
Idk I haven't weighed it just got a bunch of 50 bags from a mate and this is the last one

>>729129310
>Get on that neetbux, sounds like youd be a shoe in for a medical certificate
I don't think I would be, I was never diagnosed with anything. I'm just trying to get my licence now so I can find work.

>>729129488
You don't need to be diagnosed. Hell, I'm pretty sure you can get on it for alcoholism. I'll find you the link with all the grounds for exemption. Just be open with ya doc. Say, I can't work for X reason and I can't get help without neetbux

>>729129373
Ok so you need a country girl not a hoon girl.

>>729129488
I assume your gp has had you fill out that depression questionnaire
if they didn't diagnose you with depression then they're pretty fucking useless

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>>729129177
I realise that every major place has it's stereotype but to bring it back on point, that overused meme of the South being tough cunts who provide for the North is bollocks mate.

Btw Hamilton is more commonly known for slags with STD's, not The Rock.

>>729129488
>I was never diagnosed with anything.
Then what the fuck did you go to your GP for? What was the questionnaire for?

Have you asked to be referred to Mental Health?

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>>729129373
Go for a girl who grew up on a dairy farm or something similar. They're into that shit and won't harass you about coming back home after hauling a pig outta the bush.

>>729129676

It is a round circle of disappointment as there is no way for me to meet country girls.

At least with a hoon girl I can get em young and shape them into a richer person based on my experience of outdoors guns and ice cube.

I can't exactly infiltrate the local RD1 store and ask every customer for they daughters details.

>>729129690
Maybe I underestimate how much I feel like shit. When they ask you if you feel something "none of the time" "some of the time" or "most/all of the time" I usually say "some".
>>729129754
I was told to go to see him to see if I qualified for Procare, which is funded counselling. Turns out I don't. I spoke to the crisis team when I went in to get bandages and a tetanus shot after cutting my arms up.

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>>729116543

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>>729130119

>>729130050
>At least with a hoon girl I can get em young and shape them into a richer person based on my experience of outdoors guns and ice cube.
Oh well you've got it all sorted then. You know what to do.

>>729130080
>Turns out I don't.
How does that make any sense when you went to hospital for self harming?

That is madness.

>>729130080
>Maybe I underestimate how much I feel like shit
No maybes about it, you're severely depressed

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>>729130198

>>729130241
>How does that make any sense when you went to hospital for self harming?
They target it towards at risk groups, I could pay for some counselling if I had to, I have some money. My family would help pay for some of it too.
>>729130279
Ever since that cutting thing I've been trying to take positive steps, been going to counselling, practicing driving. It has helped a bit but I still sometimes fall into this feeling that I'll just fail like I always have and I'll keep being miserable and alone.

Kinda keen not to get stoned again until winter solstice, make a bit of a night of it.

Thinking of making oil capsules, you don't absorb much from smoking apparently.

>>729130080
See>>729130279
Take it from someone diagnosed. Getting smashed and mutilating yourself is not well adjusted healthy behavior. Don't be coy about how you feel. Hell, ham it up a little because nz has a shit attitude to mental health until it's too late

>>729130689
>that I'll just fail like I always have
Have to change that thinking.

First thing you need to do is start doing mindful meditation.

>>729130774
Drink a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up mate

>>729130840
What does that mean?

>>729130774
>Hell, ham it up a little because nz has a shit attitude to mental health until it's too late
This.

Crisis team rung me one day to check on me. I said I felt like self harming to which I was told:

"Find something else to do".

>>729130840
Go back to the commune ya fucking hippy

>>729130875
Masturbate profusely

>>729130875
Taking this piss or what?

>>729130958
I've heard people say "Mindfulness" plenty of times but they've never really made it make sense as far as what you're supposed to do.

>>729131015
You have the internet, read up about it.

Looked at anything of the CBT things I posted earlier?

>I know you haven't.

>>729131154
I looked at the slides about anxiety and dealing with negative emotions and shit.

>>729131208
Mediation is the first thing you need to be doing.

It's easy, focus on your breathing, there's plenty of videos on YouTube explaining what to do plus plenty of guided meditations.

>>729118778
uwut? Is that you?

>>729131312
Alright I'll try it.

>>729131564
The more you do it the better.

Tfw shit posting and having my butt touched

>>729131748
Go to bed, Cat

>>729131748
living the dream

>>729131748
pics

>>729131770
You can touch it when I'm back ;)

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>>729130865
check out this faggot

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>>729132413
fuck off cobber, want to mudden your undees with me do ya?

>>729131743
It kind of made me feel better and kind of made me feel worse.

>>729132858
>kind of made me feel worse.
It can do that as you 'sort' yourself out.

Im supposed to be up for work in 3 hours. I dont think Im making it in tomorrow. Fuck retail

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My weed got washed away fuck all this flooding

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Couple of pounds all gone

>>729133976
Go fish it out bruv

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>>729134030
Got a boat? River is over my head

>>729133868
>>729133976
Aye? Go on...

Well this is an ignominious end to a NZ thread, whatever will the euros think?

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>>729135085
They will think that we are amazing and will worship us as gods.

>>729135392

Yes, yes they should. Its a paradise down here. A muslim free paradise

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>>729135755
>A muslim free paradise
you're obviously don't live where I live

>>729136159

Back in london we played a casually racist game called 'spot the black man'. Down here on the south island that game is really hard! You might only spot a muslim if you go to the hospital