What are you drinking /b/? Tell me your woes

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I drink a fifth of vodka a day. It is quite woeful indeed. How about you, OP?

>>729111358
I dare you to drive.

>>729111358
Whisky and beer.
Whisky alone, beer socially.

Haven't drank beer in a while

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Gin Gin mule

no woes really, i'm struggling in my classes but should still graduate if i do somewhat okay on my exams

goal is to drink enough that i'm drunk but not too drunk to wake up in 7.5 hours and finish this assignment before class

>>729111423
after this dui i'm dealing with, """""never again""""
>>729111563
how often are you drinking the whiskey. what kind is your favorite, and how much?

>>729111240
Just drinking my weekly 12 pack. Kinda drunk, but not really

>>729111799
I'm drinking the bulleit rye. I get through about three bottles a week.

Nice collection wish i was at home so i could post mine. Just drinkin an ipa but have you tried wathens bourbon before?

>>729111423
Lol good song

>>729111358
I live next door to a detox. Take it into consideration

>>729111240
Rye because it's my go-to, and German wheat beer because I'm trying something new.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because she wants kids and I don't. I don't understand how anyone actually wants kids when considering all the pros and cons. It's just frustrating. I still love her to death.

>>729111754
Dropped out, don't know what I'm gonna do.

Dat whistle pig. That's my jam.

>>729112102
Secure the future of the white race anon

>>729112102
Don't drink over your feelings. It may feel like it helps, but it doesn't. It's healthy to experience all feelings in the human emotional spectrum.

>>729112069
i've been to the er, detox, and rehab twice haha. i'm not too sure if those things can help me. in retrospect, i think they turned out to be a huge waste of money since i could have just tapered off at home. i guess i just got scared since the withdrawal was really starting to get to me those times
>>729112027
nice. i used to drink a lot of whiskey, but usual just the standard jack daniels or wild turkey if i had extra money. now its pretty much vodka. i'm not really sure why.

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>>729112065
He gets it.

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Vodka right now mixing it with soda will take some shots later on as the night goes on can't wait woo!

>>729112141
work fulltime until you realize you can be anything you want to be

>>729112048
Not my pic. No, I mostly drank Bulleit bourbon before turning to their rye. I liked the heat to it.

I don't really branch out much

>>729112248
I guess you've made up your mind then. I've been sober 199 days so far. It's possible, brother. But no human aide can restore you to sanity.

>>729112616
Sounds about right

>>729111240
Bacardi white. Lonely and tired from working 60 hour weeks at a gas station lol

>>729112677
yes this is what i've pretty much discovered by now. they can put it into your head over and over, but eventually they'll become exhausted and say fuck it. thanks though, i've gone pretty long periods sober, so i still have some faith. i'm pretty sure i'll get around to full sobriety in time.

>>729112193
The only reason to care about the future beyond your lifetime is if you have kids, and the only reason to care about having kids is if you care about the future beyond your lifetime.

I do what is best for me, not my country or race.

>>729112230
I'm drinking and feeling depressed independently. I've never found drinking to alleviate any emotion other than stress. But thank you for the kind words.

>>729113331
I think the best reason to have kids, is to have at least something in this world worth dying for.

But then I also think it would be cruel to bring a child into this world

>>729111240
i'm on my 5th stella with one more in the fridge.
i'll smoke a quick joint after that one and either switch to whiskey or wine or take some edibles.
i'm cheating on my kid's mom
i'm depressed
i'm in college
i stopped making music even though people wanted me to keep making music
i'm taking too long editing my gay ass podcast
>should've greentexted

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I'm getting into Scotch.

I really like the whole story behind it, the distillation process, the culture etc.

So far I only have 3 bottles, Ardbeg 10, Laphroaig 10 and Glenfiddich 15 (solera). Tried a dozen others too, Ardbeg is so far my favorite.

>>729113653
Grab the 6th and tell us more

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>>729111240
Curently i'm drinking a steel reserve. My current issue is that i don't know how to say no. I do but it takes me like an extremely long amount of time to get to the point where i actually do so no. So people can just basically walk all over me as much as they feel like it

>>729113801
aight bro, ask me whatever
i'll tell you whatever you want about it all
i'm gonna go trolling for bitches tomorrow maybe

fireball and other whiskey tonight, cuz bored

>>729113934
Why are you depressed?

>>729112230
I'd say he deserves a drink or two

>>729113804
It's best not to give a fuck. But it's hard to say no to the people you love

>>729113983
i'm not sure
when i was a kid my parents would fight a lot, a lot of the time physically
that probably fucked me up
my first gf of 3 years fucked me up because she was kind of abusive
my kid's mom kind of raped me (took my virginity with that)
i cheated on my first gf with her and got her prego
then after a couple years it started to fall apart and i cheated again consistently for 3 years now and not just with my regular side bitch.
i got fat lol
and also my dad left when i was 16, my mom left when i was 19 and now i'm all alone

>>729114171
thanks

>>729113792
Nice, I always went with American whisky. Although I used to drink Jura which also has those weird curls

>>729112102
>I don't understand how anyone actually wants kids considering i'm a selfish plebian denying lifes purpose

>>729114236
>my kid's mom kind of raped me
how so?
details?

>>729111240
Craken spiced rum, some weed, and a new found favorite; znorted fluoxetine
Watttup op

>>729114236
Shit. My parents divorced when I was 8 used to fight a lot. Kept in regular contact with my dad. but it still fucks you up growing up like that.

What degree are you taking? I just dropped out of Philosophy after not showing up for classes for about 5 months

>>729114586
What's up, you're gonna have to redpill me on Znorted fluoxetine

>>729114333
Could you bring a child into this world?

>>729114454
in a nutshell i rejected her advances for weeks since i had a gf
she couldn't go back home so i let her sleep in my car and my mom let her in in the morning, but i had been up till 6am or so and couldn't go to school since i was dead tired.
after my mom left for work right after i fell asleep she came in and started spooning me
coming on to me
i kept telling her no
she offered to just suck my dick and i said fine because i wanted to go to sleep and i was basically asleep
she had to move me over because i was too tired and started blowing me
she ended up jumping on my cock before i realized what was happening
it's a pretty weird way to lose it

>>729114647
i know man, it really sucks, one of my first memories is a violent fight between them
i cried so much, i just wanted my mommy and daddy to love each other and love me

i'm doing psych, but it's been weird, i've been homeless a few times and on the verge of it a few times and it fucked up my education a lot.
i can't maintain relationships with women very well, a few have kind of loved me as well and i didn't see it until after.

i hope you're doing well though anon. i hope you achieve all you want.
i almost love the pain and suffering i experience, it keeps me alive, life isn't boring, and i'm missing class a little less, but idk, depression is fucking me like a bitch,

>>729114855
that's hot as fuck

>>729114333
>selfish
Yes, I know I'm a selfish person, but I don't think that that's unreasonable. I want to focus my life on myself and my wants and needs. Therefore, it doesn't make sense for me to have kids, as it wouldn't be fair to them or to me. What I don't understand is why more people don't put themselves and their happiness first. The kids I haven't had don't exist. I'm not denying them anything.

>life's purpose
It's no more the defacto purpose of life than eating, sleeping, or any other biological function then. Those are all equally required to continue the existance of a species. We're human, we can think beyond basic instinct. The purpose of your life is whatever you choose, or nothing at all. The purpose can be to have children if you'd like, but that doesn't mean it's the same for everyone.

>>729114855
wtf now I want to be raped

>>729111240
I really like that wild turkey

>>729111240
Nothing cause im in rehab. It sucks

>>729115029
>>729115122
lol at least you guys got some joy out of it

>>729114855
I feel you, I find it hard to keep relationships. I just end up dropping off the face of the earth and never talking to people again.
Pain is the soul of a man, and all desire is suffering in one way or another

>>729115266
yeah, i didn't talk to the last girl in too long, i didn't fuck her so my friend did.
and now she's in a long term and i wanna fuck her
i fell off the face of the earth for my best friend and she loved me and liked me.
i destroy everything i touch, and i don't care.

it's crazy right?
i'm letting go. i should let go.
i swear a voice in my head randomly tells me to kill me, and this is sober. it's weird.

isn't it beautiful though?
we live to suffer, and it's the greatest experience.
i just saw ts2 with my friend a week ago, so i'll tell you lot to choose life.
i live in LA, how shitty.
i'm rambling.

yo, little joint or do i skip to whiskey, i'm gonna crack 6 open rn, i've been distracted, i'm just gonna chug it

>>729114855

Didn't have a father growing up.

My mother and her boy friend always fought physically. Bad. Like through walls/doors bad.

Never been homeless, never had trouble holding down a job or relationships with women. I'm married as a matter of fact. You need to actively take it upon yourself to be better than your parents.

I said to myself I'm going to spite my mothers neglect and in doing so I'm in a much better place in my life than she was at the same age.

For your own good you need to stop being a weepy faggot and man up. Stop blaming other people for where you are in life. It doesn't matter how much your family sucks, you are the master of your fate.

>>729116005
yeah, that's what i'm trying to do tbh, that;s why no matter what i'm always better with my son.
i'm not perfect, but he knows i love him and i do everything for him

>>729115658
Thats the shit part about it, you find yourself ignoring the people you love and care about. People you have great times with. All because you want to be alone.

I live in Wolverhampton England, literally nothing has happened here since the Norman invasion

>>729116214
at least you don't live in the us, i swear we're falling apart.

yeah, it's so weird. i love being alone and hate being alone.

it's amazing how people all around the world can experience this

>>729111754


yo remember me?

just found out i missed an exam for my online class last week that i thought was this week

now i'm not going to graduate on time

>>729111240
Whiscola motherfucker

drunk af couldnt post cuz "im not a robot bullsht"

>>729117258
lmao

beer , like a man should

whos you

>>729117258
>>729117340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcb1ZN7Jo_4

Have a song on me

idkkk man my hands full of my small ass dick. cant click in links rn.

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I'm a prude faggot.

>>729117702
Just cause you don't drink doesn't mean you can't think.
What woes do you hold?

>>729117437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYVjDcaiD20

We still going

>>729117933
dubs, post more songs my love

>>729117868
Well there's a surprising response. Hmm... I suppose I've been struggling with numerous typical human problems in life for awhile now. However, I have slowly learned to cope with such woes as my youthful years fade away.

>>729118087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLXQltR7vUQ

>>729118296
It's what we're here for anon

>>729118447
>>729118087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpawaPWO4SE

>>729111240
Norwegian moonshine. 96% home made alcohol mixed with ice tea

>>729111240
>What are you drinking /b/?
Tea
>Tell me your woes
Don't really have any, except the inevitable existential angst that this life will eventually end, when I'm enjoying it so much.

I kinda hope it begins to suck a little as I get older (and I'm older than most of you already), so when the time comes I can say "Yes, it's time. I've had a good ride but I'm tired now, and it's time to sleep"

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>>729111240

>>729113331
have fun being reincarnated into niggerworld then

God, how I have come to love Kentucky bourbon. It's become every damn day thanks to my shit job and benzo withdrawals.

>>729121927
What do you work?

>>729111240
cum

We requiem now boiz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8BJo3ca5O8

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m'tn dew

>>729122151
>>729122151
any woes tho?

>>729111240
Rotten milk. It has affects us like booze does you.

>>729121550
Well if we're all niggers in the future then I'll be one too and it'll be alright.

>>729122759
will it tho?

>>729122759
thats like the opposite of allright

>>729122685
if i could i would kick you in the armpit right now

Jameson

>>729122930
>>729123091
Do you really want to be one of the only whites in a world of all black people? Or the only one of any race in a world of any other race, really?

>>729123450
The only right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rg9sjNu_ek

>>729123450
it won't be all black, it will be all homogeneous mixed medium brown nigtards like the future people from southpark, 80iq slave population. the elite will retain their same bloodlines and power.

Got myself a double black and a glenlevit 12year old

>>729111240

Vermouth (sweet), 4 olives in it.

Living with my parents (I'm 35), wife is with her parents. Doing bankruptcy soon. Unemployed, student loans, lost a lot of weight.

Not depressed though. Not anymore anyway, since I've hit rock bottom. Sure it could be worse but I think it's the bottom because I don't care if it gets worse.

I've known riches and the rancid smell of a welfare line for benefits.

I'm a romantic though. Vermouth and olives remind me that you can't enjoy the sweetness without the bittterness there too. This drink is a metaphor of my life.

Bud, Steel Reserve and vodka. Cheers.

>>729124432
can't even afford fernet, huh? die hipster, die.

>>729124432
Shits fucked

>>729124432
>Vermouth and olives remind me that you can't enjoy the sweetness without the bittterness there too

uhhh, yeah. you can. don't add olives (which aren't exactly 'bitter' anyways but...) or, get sweet stuff. candy, pastries, etc.

sorry, anon but that sounds way beyond faggy. don't repeat shit like this. just trying to help, since your liberal arts degree was clearly a total waste (you can't even pull off melodramatic, smh).

oh and drink vodka and or whisky and punch stuff like everyone else, might help.

Drinking some Jim Bean Black 3 year. It's okay but I wish it was Wild Turkey.

>>729111240
Homebrew brandy

Depressed i havent fought anyone in the last 10 years, used to brutally win all my fights to the point nobody would even consider fucking with me. Then i got into pc gaming, became weak af and wherever someone starts shit my adrenaline goes crazy and i start shaking and not thinking clearly. Im gonna end up killing someone.

>>729113792
Heads up avoid Johnnie Walker blue label it's trash

Shit-tier william peel whisky, my fellow frenchies will understand

>>729125427
Oooooo, you have an opinion...

>>729125492
No it's fact. Blue label is trash pushed to the Americans cause a football team is sponsored by blue label. I think it's the Dallas Cowboys

>>729125592
Nose: Smooth, silky cereal, syrupy flapjacks, polished oak. Dessicated coconut, then other nutty notes: unsalted peanut, brazil nut.

Palate: A silky caress. Unexpectedly strong spicy entry, but always honeyed and rounded by some toasty oak. The honeyed malt is beautifully interwoven around the venerable grain, which must be absolutely ancient.

Finish: A perfectly-integrated slow fade of the palate. Mouthwatering grain, and the honey and spices dwindle slowly. Extremely long but still very gentle.

Comment: The daddy of premium blends divides fans as to whether or not it merits its price tag, but there is definitely something esoteric about the basically flawless balance on display here. Smoother than a hot-buttered, freshly-shaven diplomat in velvet trousers.

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I live in a country where all the liquor stores (selling stuff over 4,7%) close on easter. So I'm pretty much fucked.

>>729125702
Spewing jargon doesn't change the fact mate. Come to Scotland, ask about it in any whisky shop and they'll laugh. It's a running joke here. Or are you that guy who made a thread about it then got mad when everyone told him it was shit so he left the thread?

>>729125765
is easter a big thing in iran?

>>729125856
that's just a reaction pic. i'm from northern europe

>>729125702
Lol did you just copy that from their site? You do realise that's all salesman speak and buzzwords to get you to buy it, right?

>>729126005
no i didnt its whiskeyexchange review>>729125812

>>729125812
Alternatively, don't go to Scotland, don't ask about it, and just drink whatever you like.

>>729126312
Ah so you just copied it from there. Helps your argument.
>JWs most prestigious

Lol that's not hard when you're on the same level as famous grouse

>>729111240
Milk.
I have no woes right now to be fair.
For the first time in about 10 years, I'm actually feeling alright.

>>729126632
>>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>729126475
Sure but if you're wanting to branch out into whisky you'll find better whisky for cheaper than blue label. Again, the only reason it sells well is cause of sport advertising

>>729126705
Nice argument there gaykid. More like
>I've had a few bottles I know what I'm talking about. Here have some jargon from an online catalogue

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>>729111358
>>729111423

>>729126312
a site which is just salesman speak and buzzwords to get people to buy it.

good job.

>>729127475
Correct! Okay so all your shit which you copy pasted. What does that tell us? On the nose on the palette, how in any way does that counter the argument that blue label is primarily sold in America cause they signed an ad contract and it's supermarket tier whisky?

>>729126826
Swing and a miss, Ricky. More than one person in this thread thinks you're a twat. Have another go.

>>729111240
Diet Grape kool-aid.

>>729127902
uhh hey einstein, i'm not the bluelabelfag. not particularly a fan of that brand, either. don't have an aneurysm.

Hitting the goon. Wish I had money so I could drink something that wasn't so terrible.

>>729128459
>uhhhh hey Einstein
>expecting people to know who they're responding to on an anonymous Thai engineering vine site

You're a big fat gay, mate
You're a big fat gay
You're a big fat gay, mate
You're a big fat gay

>>729112102
kids can be a change for your life like opening a 3rd eye. you will understand when you have one.

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Basil Hayden's

>>729128558
Maaate

>>729111240
Ginger ale so the stomachache dont hurt because ive been neglecting my appetite for a few days. The only girl ive ever loved left me and now I wanna die

>>729128558
Noice gonna be hitting it hard tomorrow im going to a party tho

>>729128862
Noice. I'm on it to make myself forget that my friends fucked off to the bush without me for the long weekend, so pretty much the exact opposite. I hate my life so much.

>>729128824
You're welcome to the club

>>729124486
I've been taking a hard liking to Steel Reserve lately. Smooth, refreshing, not total piss water, and is cheap as hell.

>>729111240
I'm usually sipping Kava Kava (no alcohol) on the daily, but I'm starting the morning like a true alcoholic with El Jimador tequila shots.

>>729129001
Embrace me with open arms

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>>729111240
Belhaven black stout. Hate my job, haven't heard from the college to whether or not I've been accepted and my girl is away on the other side of the world and I'm trying to find out how to emigrate

Ausfag here, I drink every friday or Saturday I enjoy being drunk on Friday or Saturday as it's the only time I can ever be confident in myself

>>729111240
Talk to us here https://discord.gg/UyRSP

>>729111240
Nothing it's 5:30 am and I have to go to work.

>>729128974
Did i say anything about friends did i say i was invited just go showup somewhere