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What's his name again, was it Dan or something?

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What's his name again, was it Dan or something?
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Dan "Get in the van" Schnieder
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>>729109036
Dan "hold 'er tighter she's biter" Schneider
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>>729109036
Dan 'Get The Van' Schneider
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don the overweight pedophile
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>>729109036
Dan "the guy that made iCarly" Schneider
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>>729109036
Dan the hymen collider Schneider
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>>729109135
fuck you and your 30 seconds
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>>729109036
Dan "the no, not Carly's sister, but the big dude that owned the production company or something" Schneider
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Dan "Reply to this pose or your mother will die in her sleep" Schneider
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>>729109036
wtf this is Artie Lange
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Dan "I stuck my dick in the kids from Nick" Schnieder.
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Dan "If you wanna be famous let me finger your anus" Schnieder.
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>>729109036
Dan "Welcome to Good No-Fur Burger" Schneider
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So let's be real for a second, did he actually do anything?
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>>729109036
Dan "along came a schneider that crept up inside her" Schneider?!
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>>729109676
Knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears
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Dan "If we get it on tape you can't cry rape" Schnieder
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>>729109036

>Dan "cunt collider" Schneider
>Dan "don't bother trying to hide her" Schneider
>Dan "hope she's not a biter" Schneider
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>>729109725
Fucking kek.
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>>729109036
dan "shave balls" schneider
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>>729109676
Wikipedia mentions nothing about a pedophilia scandal, so if he did, nothing came out about it.
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>>729109036
dan "if you want to be on Nickelodeon, my dick's a-going in" schneider
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>>729109920
>referring to wikipedia
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Dan "if you wanna be on tv then sit on my knee" Schnieder.
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>>729109676
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA83HVLnmmU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg&feature=youtu.be

Ill just leave these here...
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Dan,
The man with the plan to expand Miranda with his hand inside her to make her wider,
Schneider.
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>>729109920
Wikipedia would only refer to investigations and convictions.

He is one of the most powerful men in the Network. There's a chance he's untouchable.
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>>729109958
You're an idiot. For more than one reason.
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>>729109920
>taking Wikipedia as fact
Meh
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>>729109296
Dan fuck you faggot schneider
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>>729110080
Kekathon
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>>729110088
Hence, "if he did, nothing came out about it"

God people on this site are so fucking stupid.
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>>729110095
welcome newfag now kill yourself
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>>729110106
See
>>729110088
>>729110167
And add your name to the list of fucking retards without reading comprehension.
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>>729109676
Obviously nothing official. A few whispers of sexual abuse accusations by former cast members, usually well hidden, but you can still find if you look. Nothing official or proven obviously, but there's way, way too much circumstantial evidence for it all to be bullshit. It's something everyone knows but is not official.
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>>729110194
Nothing newfaggier than that post tbh famalam
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>>729110167
you're stupid for making such a fucking post and then getting angry that people called you on your stupid post
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>>729109603
underrated as fuck

>>729109931
a soon to be cult classic
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>>729110088
No one is untouchable to the properly motivated. He goes out in public once in a while. Its as simple as figuring out when and where. Because once someone is dead, they aren't protected as much from legal action.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHH-XWJoaig
hmmm at :45 seconds it sounds like a rape scream
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>>729110232
Just like Jimmy Savile in the UK.
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>>729110223
>if anyone calls me on my dumbshit newfag post ill just say reading comprehension
fuck you
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>>729110288
No, my post was clear and factual. Wikipedia WOULD have mentioned a pedophilia scandal IF there was clear, public information about it - hence my caveat, "if he did, nothing came out about it." I never said he didn't - I said nothing was made public or official.

You're a fucking moron and so is everyone else who responded "hurr durr u think wikepedia is real"

All of you kill yourselves for being fucking morons with no reading comprehension.
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>>729110439
>>729110459
Don't get pissy with me because you're barely literate, you dumb cocksucker.
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>>729110459
the point is that you checked wikipedia like a goddamn newfag thats never heard of this meme before
leave this site
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>>729110512
>le reading comprehension again wahh
fuck off already you stupid fuck
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>>729110054
fuck that was creepy
no shit post, no fucking around just creepy
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>>729109738

proofs?
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>>729109036
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>>729110459
Wikipedia is not real facts. It's a publicly editable encyclopedia. I had Bill Clinton's family written up as kiddie fiddlers for a while during the election, until it got taken down.

>Treating Wikipedia as a source text.

Kys
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>>729110555
I'm familiar with the Schneider "insert name here" meme you dumb shit. I've heard the rumors, and realized that I never actually looked into it myself, so I checked Wikipedia and then posted my factual statement.

And only a "newfag" would be proud of himself for knowing about a dank meme and call someone else a newfag, you fucking newfag. I was here when Boxxy was queen - eat my asshole.

>>729110584
Good one Tyrone.
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>>729110821
kek
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It still makes me cry that he probably have fiddled around with miranda Cosgrove
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Dan"pretend my penis is a lollypop" schneider
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>>729110691
No hard proof. But to date no ones stepped forward claiming to be the child's biological father and her boyfriend at the time never got the paternity test he asked for.
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>>729111007
007 you can find the facts you secret agent you.
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>>729110945
Ah, so you're insinuating that there was a big, public pedophilia scandal regarding Dan Schneider, and someone keeps taking it down? Therefor my information is incorrect? Fuck yourself, moron.
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>>729111167
so youre still arguing about your redundant retarded post?
maybe you should leave now
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>>729110945
You do know that most Wiki pages have sources readily available at the end of the entry right?
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>>729109036
John Goodman?
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>>729111267
Do you know what redundant means? Please explain to me how my original post regarding wikipedia was redundant. I'm curious to know if I'm correct about your shit reading comprehension...
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>>729111167
That's completely wrong and not what I meant.

I think you must be Dan "If you want a show on tape then don't cry rape" Schnieder, himself.
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Dan "He will divide us" Schnieder.
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>>729111306
you know almost all of the sources are inaccessible right?
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>>729111353
>not what I meant.

It's what you insinuated. You disparaged my statement of there not being a public scandal based on the fact that Wikipedia is editable, insinuating that there was or could have been a public scandal that was removed from the page.

You're not gonna win this game with me. You're not smart enough. I'd give up now if I were you. Nothing personnel, kid
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>>729111349
redundant means no longer needed or useful
saying that you have no information about anything is fucking useless
your post was stupid and the entire thread would have been better if you had just kept your mouth shut
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Dan "i'll make you a star if you get in my car" Schnieder.
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>>729111043

noice

can you guys post more pictures of him creeping on the Nick girls? i'm looking for one specifically that i heard about

it seems that Miranda Cosgrove had just finished crying or something like that.
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>>729111603
This
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>>729110336
if you were following context you'd recognize that he was saying he's untouchable by the legal system
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>>729109296
.
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>>729109603
Lol
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>>729111603
>saying that you have no information about anything is fucking useless

Incorrect. I wasn't saying I had no informaiton - i was saying that a source of information on the life of Dan Schneider himself had no information on a pedophilia scandal. If a scandal had occurred and was public knowledge, it would be there.

You aren't gonna win this game with me either. You're not smart enough. Nothing personnel, kid.
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>>729111685
Nope
>>729111766
Sorry faggot. Think before you post.

My original post was not redundant, because in this instance, the lack of information on the Wikipedia page was not useless, it was useful.
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Dan "If you want your own show then my dick you must blow" Schnieder
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>>729111633
i chuckled/ nice dubs
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>>729111836
This is Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schnieder trying to derail a thread exposing him as a pedophile.
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>>729109628
Oh shit thought he looked familiar
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>>729111836
are you talking to yourself?
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>>729109036
Bendthatdick cumbatch?
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>>729111941
I think he is.
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Dan "he was the manager in Good Burger" Schneider.

am i doing this right?
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>>729109036
deflowerin dan schnizzy
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>>729111933
On the contrary, I am inclined to believe he probably is a pedophile. He just looks like one.

As I said in my original post, IF there was a pedo scandal, it was not made public, because it would be listed in his wikipedia article if it was. I am not denying that there very well could have been one that never came to light.
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>>729111541
Only one of Dans sources is 404. Hit Random Article, none of Vardi Kahanas sources are 404. Hit Random Article, only one of Kelatorphans sources is 404. Hit Random Article, none of Cyrtarachne perspicillatas sources are 404.

I'm thinking you are full of shit.
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>>729112012
>Bendthatdick
lol
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Dan "only half-mast still blasting ass" Schneider
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>>729111941
Nope, I was referring the idiot that agreed with the other idiot to my other post which shut both of them down. Notice how no counter arguments have come since then - only people accusing me of being Dan Schneider and/or talking to myself.

Guess I win.

Seriously though - how does it feel being a stupid faggot? That goes out to everyone ITT who I've demolished with logic - which is everyone who has been arguing with me.
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dan "how young is too young thread" schneider
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dan@childsplay
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Dan "If TVs your thing then let me finger your ring" Schnieder.
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>>729112210
>le im going to be an annoying cunt and keep answering because having the last word means i win
people stopped replying because they dont like you
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>>729112287
HUE
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>>729109036
itt jealous pedos
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>>729112301
ASS MAN DAN
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>>729110821
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2 chinz
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>>729112291
>people stopped replying because they dont like you

That's good - they don't have to. I don't want them to. As long as they all know I was right all along. Which they do, even if they can't face the shame of their ignorance and admit it.
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Dan "she'll do 2 years tops, but you and me gotta get outta here. We got proofs." Schneider
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>>729112385
>Priors***

FUCK
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>>729112385
lol
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Dan "slips one inside her" Schnieder
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>>729112385
That neither rhymes nor makes sense nor is funny. Kill yourself.
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>>729112448
>>729112497
My point still stands even with the correction.
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>>729109725
Ha this is a new one to me
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>>729112589
feel free to save it :)
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Dan "Stop cryin, I know it can stretch wider" Schneider
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Dan "Tongue my japs iCarly" Schnieder
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>>729112301
>the big dick @ nick

fucking lol
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>>729112618
>those teary eyes from deepthroating just before the picture was taken
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>>729112607

Thanks, Lori
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Dan "The man in the 4chan partyvan" Schnieder
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Ol' Dan " Podestas Provider" Schneider
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>>729112618
>balls are touching
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>>729112809
hahahaa
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Dan "if you want to be cast then swallow my cum blast" Schnieder
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>>729112963
i wonder what kind of things he did to poor freddy
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Dan "You want to be on IMDB, You goin down on me" Schneider.
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Dan 'tight lip divider' Schneider
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Dan "If you wanna be on the screen then jerk off my peen" Schnieder
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>>729113123
Dan "if you wanna be on my show you pants have to go" Schnieder
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Dan "Choke out the Fighters" Schneider
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Dan "the ass blasting massive unfasting casting disaster pussy plaster" Schnieder
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>>729113272
Or Dan "If you wanna be on my show your Hymen must go" Schnieder.
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>>729113387
My sides.
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Dan "wanna be famous? Gimme that anus" Schneider
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>>729113123
probably just fucked him
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>>729109036
dan the fat disgusting pedo rapist schedder or some shit like that i dont know fuck you
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Dan "If TVs your goal then rim my butthole" Schnieder
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>>729113387
hahahah jesus dude
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Dan "you won't need luck if you give me a suck" Schneider
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im jealous he tapped all that young stuff, and nutted in all the young muff, wish I was tapping them he got them at just the right age, dammit...

...

...
um ..
Schneier
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>>729113387
it's too early in the morning for this shit LOL
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>>729113519
>"just" fucked him
when dan the man with the beer can slange fucks someone its not so simple
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>>729113536
kekked
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I miss the old Dan

The man hands Dan
The pussy pumper Dan
The get in the van Dan
The legs wider Schnieder
The delivery man Dan
The ham on your tan Dan
The stocks in cock Dan
The chains for fame Dan

I hate this new Dan
The spew the whole crew Dan
The spunk and run Dan
The hiding in your lining Dan
The behind me with a rocky Dan
The up the poop shoot Dan

Bring me back the old Dan

The bold cold hold the shoulders Dan
The best breast tester Dan
The sproocy make your pussy loosey Dan
The blockage of cockage in your stockings Dan
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>>729109036
>What's his name again, was it Dan or something?
It's "Slandered Dan".
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>>729112671
Youngthroats.com
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>>729113824
this poem will become a classic and survive for centuries
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Dan "Give me a blow and you'll get on my show" Schnieder
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Dan "I'll pump your rump with skunk" Schnieder
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>>729114038
spunk*..
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Dan "you want a show on cable, then bend over my table" Schnieder
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>>729109603
>that worried smile
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There once was a man called Dan Schnieder.
Who tried to make young pussies wider.
They came for TV and sat on his knee.
Now he's known as "The hymen divider".
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Dan "want to be the next Kenan, then swallow my semen" Schnieder
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>>729114073
you killed it
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dan "want to be cast then blow this dick fast" schneider
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>>729113942
i like this jif
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>>729109296
hah kek
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>>729114221
vj looks like a dirty little brazilian there
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>>729114426
I find it super creepy.
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>>729114221
Nice limerick.
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Dan "want a show on Nick, then hop on my dick" Schnieder
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Dan "sit on my shlong or you won't be on my sitcom" Schneider.
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Dan "You'll be a big star, now unfasten your bra" Schnieder.
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>>729114626
is that the best you can do
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Dan "To get a screen test show me under your vest" Schnieder.
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Dan "teeny bopper cherry popper" Schnieder
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>>729114646
no
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Dan "To be in the cast, slide your sail down my mast" Schnieder.
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>>729114672
yes
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>>729114775
Dan "My cock got bigger when I fingered this nigger" Schnieder
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>>729114819
Don't say no to Dan, you'll be cut from the next episode.
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>>729113942
Ahh. I think he just wants a daughter. PIc is his 47 year old wife. Why would he marry a dried up old prune if he's this fucking pedo you keep purporting him to be? Get a life guys, seriously.
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>>729114775
SS guy in the back is 2 seconds from blowing his head off
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>>729109036
Dan Goodman
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>>729114837
:{
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Dan "If you say no then you're off the show" Schnieder
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>>729114989
how stupid are you, he's married so he can appear normal.
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>>729114989
wtf thats an odd couple
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dan "want to be on then dont tell your mom" schneider
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>>729114989
Dan "I'll marry an old lady to cover up" Schnieder
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Dan "let me come in your hole, you can get the star role" Schnieder
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>>729109036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPIpPH4Pws4
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Dan "My cock will need pleasin if you wanna be cast next season" Schnieder.
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>>729114989
dan "ill marry my advisor and theyll be none the wiser" schneider
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>>729115331
KEK
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>>729115331
Kek and true.
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>>729109296
fuck you
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>>729109296
Good one
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>Dan
>FUCKING
>Schneider
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>>729114989
Dan "If I married someone older the FBI will close their folder" Schnieder
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>>729115548
that pic hahah
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>>729115578
top jej
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Dan "your acting is still banal, till then let's do anal" Schnieder
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>>729109036
l make little girls famous want to become famous little girl?
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Dan " the child rider" scheider
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Dan "The Pedophile" Schneider
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>>729109296
Rude
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>>729115840
very original
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Dan "Your goal is the role and my goal's your hole. The toll for the role is my pole in your hole" Schnieder.
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Dan "if there's grass on the pitch, she's too old for Nick" Schnieder
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>>729109920
>if he did, nothing came out about it

underrated
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>>729115902
lil wayne gtfo
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>>729109676
I don't tend to be judgmental but the man looks more like a monster.
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>>729115894
you tried way too hard and still failed.
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>>729115840
straight for the throat
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Dan 'stretch your holes wider' Schnieder
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>>729115840
i like your style
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dan "if you want the spot then dont let us get caught" schneider
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>>729115297
Kek
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>>729112706
kek
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>>729113201
i like this one
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Dan "for your audition, your best orgasm rendition" Schnieder
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>>729109296
a
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WHY IS HE ALWAYS BEHIND PEOPLE IN PHOTOS
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>>729109296
Fuck you
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Dan "Shooting the load into Nickelodeon" Schnieder
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>>729116217
have you figured out why?
hint: ROCK hard
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>>729116217
BECAUSE HES FUCKING ENORMOUS
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Dan "it's not extortion, i'll pay the abortion" Schnieder
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Dan "ifuckedCarly" Schnieder
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dan "this thread hit its climax and is going to shit so im out" schneider
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That lucky old ass man fucked prime Miranda Cosgrove. So jelly of him.
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Dan "If you talk to the cops your show flops" Schnieder
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>>729116534
it's going to shit because your dumbass can't rhyme
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Dan "if you don't wanna be broke, be prepared to choke" Schneider
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>>729116558
holy shit this is hot
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>>729113716
End yourself
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>>729116647
Calm down, Dan.
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Dan "If it were legal I would be the Benny Hill of underage teenagers" Schneider
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>>729116558
Give yourself a pat on the back Danny boy
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> http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html

> 9. BLIND GOSSIP 09/03
>You probably won’t watch this show if you are over the age of thirty, but you would know the name of the girl involved. She is just so sweet and innocent looking, it’s hard to believe that she is pregnant. Or, rather, was pregnant. The father of the baby – who is a person of responsibility in the actress’ world – had to beg and plead with her to give up the thought of becoming a mother at such a young age. Oh, and if his wife had known about this, she probably would have agreed.
>Miranda Cosgrove/Dan Schneider, executive producer for iCarly
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Dan "your career will be going south if you don't put it in your mouth" Schneider
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>>729110691
>>729111043
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>>729109036
Dan "fat pedophile kike" Schneider
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>>729116755
oh sorry...i mean...
the wikipedia article says there's not evidence of any of this!
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Memes aside, it touches my heart that they are still good friends in real life.
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You are all sooo wrong! This man is so charming, that all the girls in the pictures just w-a-n-t-e-d to get hugged by him.
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>>729117222
victims tend to stick together.

who's the chick in the middle?
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>>729117222
they probably don't know many others that have been through the same shit
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>>729117222
Couldn't care less faggot cunt.

Nice trips, chek'd
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>>729117222
meeting up once a year solelty to take pictures for instagram isnt friendship
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>>729117222
They would of loved it, big Danny's choad just smashing it up
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>>729117222
Mia Serafino. A very hot girl too. Totally fuckable lol
>>
all the effort put into this nonsense could be directed towards getting into this fat fucks computer to see if theres any sweet win

theres nothing i want more than to see victoria justices 14yo cunny
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>>729117222
>tfw you will never see their lesbian threesome sex tape
;_;
>>
>>729117539
>we could all be getting arrested instead of having fun
no thanks FAM
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>>729109296
.
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>>729117222
This looks like an indie album cover
>cue moog synths
>cue bossa nova sounds
>cue forlorn chick singing about skyscrapers, telephone wires, birds and elevators
>cue acid guitar solo out of nowhere
>cue ambient synth drone fadeout
>>
>>729117222
don't icarly had a cum overdose at college?
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>>729109036
Dan wam wam whammy
>>
Anyone has that gif where girl is put in the bin/container and then "Produced by Dan Schneider" appears?
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>>729112618
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>>729118227
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>729117837
A friend of mine went to USC years ago. Rumor at campus was that Miranda got roofied and gangbanged by several dozens at her freshman year at the Pike fraternity. Not sure if true, but it's hot at hell hahaha
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>>729109296
fuck you.
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>>729113123
No need to wonder
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>>729109036
Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
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>>729109296
>pose
Failed and gay
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>>729109296
Asshole
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>>729109036
Dan "the handyman" shneider
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>>729109296
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>>729109920

Wrong. I came.

How does this make you feel?
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>>729112618
Based Dan is living the dream.
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>>729110054
damn dude that fucking last one got me. kinda makes me feel bad, then i remember she got blacked and now i feel alright
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>>729117055
>Mfw
>>
What a lucky man!
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Dan "Grab her by the iPussy" Schnieder.
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Dan "He will not Divide us" Schnieder
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Dan "Spread your beef curtain and the audition is certain" Schnieder
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Dan "If you wanna be an actress then get on my mattress" Schnieder.
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>>729120416
Yep. I'm in the wrong business and I'm not even fat.
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>>729120416
Did he really had forcy fun time with Icarly? Any proof?
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Dan "the man with the plan to get the little girl in his plain white van" Schneider
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>>729120911
Yeah... Life is suffering.
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>>729109296
duped
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Dan "if her age is on the clock, she can have this cock" Schneider

Speaking of this, do you think he fondled little boys too?
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>>729120949
>original

can i have permission to use that one?
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Dan "...But he does rape" Schneider
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>>729120799
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>>729120416
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.
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>>729121132
no
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Dan "if you wanna make some cash, you gotta lemme smash" Schneider
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>>729121274
These kind of posts.. Man they get at me. Keep it up bro.
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>>729109296
A
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>>729121498
Stop bragging, Dan. Enough is enough!
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>>729109296
,,,
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Dan "lucky" Schneider
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Dan "if you wanna be a hit, you gotta let me suck your clit" Schneider
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>>729120030
you are now aware that was against her will.
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