You can magically trans/fur an idea into the head of any game developer.
What do you do with your magic ability?
>>729102871
I transfer my mind into a female body, then I get myself raped
>>729102871
Off myself to reduce the amount of shitty, generic indie games on the market
>>729103138
then it's not rape i you want it
>>729103295
Dewit faggot, go for your fucking femoral. You're out in two minutes tops
>>729103354
It can be once I resist
All these internet tough guy faggots who keep telling each other to kill themselves need to shut the fuck up and calm the fuck down. Stupid fucking cunts.
>>729102871
Tell whatever shithead is developing TF2 to rework all three support classes.
They all make the game less fun.
Also, give Engineer alternative buildings.
Like, it'd be cool to have a projectile and bullet deflecting shield bubble projector as an alternative to a sentry.
Perhaps a building that has 500+500*level shield health, 25+25*level shield regen, and shield size dependent on shield health.
>>729102871
Game developer here AMA
>hate on Risk of Rain on /v/
>someone in your Discord knows it's you
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>729104790
You trying to make TF2 like overwatch? Or engineer, the class that makes any game of TF2 less fun, more powerful? We don't need more stalemates.
I'd just nerf airblast's range and make rockets un-reflectable for 0.2 seconds after being fired.
>>729104705
Kill yourself.
>>729105206
Engie makes the game more fun tbh
Also, Soldier really doesn't need a buff, and Pyro really doesn't need a nerf.
So, Overwatch has a building that reflects projectiles?
>>729104790
This guy said regen.
Pffffffffffffff-
>>729105380
Get back in your cage, child.
>>729105449
Well, yeah, engineers make the game more fun when I'm a demoman and can take their sentry out with ease. Otherwise, things can get stalematey if no one knows what they're doing.
I feel like it's more of an indirect nerf to Pyro than it is a buff to Soldier. I feel like soldiers need more of a chance to deal damage to pyros with rockets instead of needing a shotgun.
Also, Overwatch has shields and shit, Wrangler and Vaccinator are the only "shields" we need in tf2.
>>729105956
I just go on surf servers and melee everyone. I don't even care about my health cap as pyro and sniper, gives more challenge.
>>729106183
I tend to play turbine/5cp pubs.
I main soldier/scout/demo so I take the game pretty seriously.
>>729106318
What do you mean you take it seriously? I can understand differences between our styles and choices of gameplay, but to what heights do you pray to tf2?
>>729105956
>Hey, Soldier can sometimes be beaten by the close-combat class in close-combat!
>And a bad Soldier can't easily kill a good Pyro! The Soldier actually has to use his brain and aim rockets so they're harder to reflect but still hit with splash damage, or use a secondary that doesn't buff him!
>Since Soldier is VALVe's chosen class which should be better than any other class, clearly Pyro needs a nerf!
What's your favorite hat?
>>729106621
Everything. Right now I am wearing everything on my head, even you.
>>729106751
I know, I just got done going to the bathroom. You might want to wash your hair too
>>729106621
Australium Gold Special Eyes.
I was lucky to find someone selling them for a good price as soon as I saw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPexIWhB_50 and decided that it was the perfect hat.
>>729106833
Yuck-E.
But I can't say I didn't ask for this.
>>729107015
Nice pick, I like leprechaun hats
You late night anons doin good?
good.
Have a swell night.
>>729107134
Nah man, it's no worries. I used the toilet. But seriously, it's a bit greasy and there's dandruff
>>729107191
You too fam
Is there a mod for TF2 that makes Engineer shorter?
>>729107328
How short?
Can someone please post some zebras?
>>729107418
Sorry fam, I have a habit of not saving horses. Haven't got a single one
>>729107513
All equines aren't horses ya racist
>>729106519
It means I'm a complete tryhard.
>>729106605
I'm just saying, I've been killed too many times from point blank range by lucky rocket airblasts. I feel like it's a tad too forgiving, so don't be dramatic and please stop acting like such a minor indirect nerf would immediately turn pyro into a completely useless class.
>>729106621
Nasty Norsemann.
Also, I love Eliza, she's so cute.
>>729107582
But they're all close enough
>>729107513
I gotchu fam.
>>729107233
I have no idea where that went, so be distracted while I make a run for it.
>>729107632
Definitely a solid 8/10
>>729107684
Thanks you, dear.
>>729107684
has this bitch ever been impregnated?
also it is illegal to cum outside
>>729107685
You got it boss
>>729107768
Not creaming a chick is punishable by death
>>729107398
Maybe their size should increase with their score.
So they start out being like elves, and increase asymptotically in size.
>>729107632
It's not luck, it's firing your rockets in a predictable pattern.
And believe me, it's a major nerf to Pyro.
Pyros often rely on being able to do close range airblasts, it's the only good way to kill a Soldier face-to-face.
>>729107896
damn right
>>729107754
No problem.
>>729107768
Oh look, a question about Diamond being impregnated. If I had a quarter for every time someone said they'd like to see any Kadath character pregnant, I'd go and buy myself a new PC!
>>729107980
Images with emphasis on the booty are so good
>>729108123
>>729102871
I make Todd Howard sell TES and Fallout to a competent developer.
>>729108116
Oh that pic is just what I needed
You're a real hero
>>729108212
Keep at it if ya got them fam
>>729108010
>close range airblasts being nerfed would be a major nerf
It's a slight nerf to one weapon's ability to counter one specific class, and one specific weapon from that class.
I tend to see most rocket airblasts sitting at around medium to long-range.
>>729108231
:>
I'm so far gone I can't understand how people don't find horses attractive anymore
>>729107720
I'd give her about a 9.
729102871<<
>>729108475
It's 8/10 if 5 was average and the higher it gets, the rarer it gets
Dunno who to give the idea to, but a brawler based upon the Exalted RPG's would be nice.
My first guess would be to a Platinum dev, but I'm not so sure these days...
>>729108390
Just don't go lusting after real horses.
>>729108601
Puzzle is unconditionally a 10.
>>729108731
Haha y-yeah that would n-never happen haha
>>729108749
Eh, 6/10
It's 7/10 whenever she gets creamed
>>729108749
My beta fedora tipping brain can't let me think that because of all her sexual partners
Pure is more desirable to me
>>729108867
>rating Puzzle anything below an 8
>>729108912
Too much weight for me
>>729108897
>thinking those sexual partners were canonical and not just commissions
What can I say, she's so hot that everyone wants a turn with her.
>>729108974
But the thicc butt face sitting anon!
>>729109013
commission whoring is still whoring!
>>729108974
>not liking curvy women and only liking skinny women
Normie.
>>729108325
Say you made close range airblasts impossible though, by introducing a period of rocket invulnerability.
Pyro has to hold flamethrower to reflect rockets, but can only damage Soldier at close range with flamethrower, and without rocket reflects Soldier is deadlier at close range.
The only solution is to use Degreaser so he can hold a secondary yet still reflect a rocket should one come at him, which is what most pyros already do, and something your nerf doesn't affect.
In other words, what you suggest is a nerf for underused weapons.
>>729108390
because I have found that most equine lovers tend to enjoy their real horses and riding them (nonsexually)
Equines also are considered a noble race of anthropomorphics
>>729109087
I mean, those tits are floppy as hell. I'm not a fan of big floppy tits, I like firm and supple
>>729109013
>furry porn has canon now
This goes deeper than I thought.
>>729109095
Well, 0.2 seconds isn't a very long window of airblast vunerability at all.
>>729109201
They hold quite well for their size, actually. And I prefer boobs that are bouncier, because bouncing boobs turn me the fuck on.
>>729109368
Just seems too uncontrollable for me, like I'm gonna get knocked out by a milk jug
Does anyone here have casual conversation and not jerk off?
Just curious
>>729109438
That's pretty hot, actually.
>>729109506
Some people do both at the same time, some only come her to talk. I jack it once in a while but not always.
>>729109272
That means Pyro has to be 220 HU away from the tip of the rocket launcher to reflect.
Even further for Liberty Launcher and Direct Hit.
Flamethrower does poor damage at that distance.
>>729109561
Yeah, it does now that you mention it. But I would prefer if it didn't happen
>>729109609
Rockets fire from quite a bit behind the tip of the rocket launcher. Though I guess 0.1 seconds would be a lot better?
>>729109590
I'm always going at it during these.
Typing with one hand now
If booty request anon is still here, I'm at the bottom of my "easily accessed" barrel
>>729109867
>point proven
>>729109229
What do you mean? Every animated show was made by people. Animated porn is made by people. Cannons in a show are just as relevant as cannons in porn depending on what the creator(s) put into it.
Not as good as Puzzle's butt, but here ya go, butt anons.
>>729109924
I'm here. Thanks for the pics Anon
>>729110032
No prob, bro
>>729109822
That would make it sound like a nerf invented by a Soldier who gets butthurt about being airblasted into a corner then getting killed when he times a rocket wrong.
Because that's literally the only time a 0.1 delay would affect anything.
>>729109977
I never really thought about it. I just use the content to get my rocks off.
>>729110195
All you gotta do is open your eyes. Not when cannons are shooting at you though~~
>>729110168
Well, using airblast to keep someone trapped in a corner is bullshit anyway. Being able to completely halt someone's movement in a movement-based fps game is kinda bullshit.
>>729110321
When was anything not based on movement?
Who's got that elite horse pussy?
>>729110501
>Puzzle23.jpg
I love that, but it needs more feet and wine
>>729110275
#cannonlivesmatter
>>729110576
>>729110321
Any Soldier who has that happen to them deserves it for letting themself get cornered.
It's not like Pyro can just run up to a Soldier, flawlessly deflect every rocket he fires, then pin the helpless mercenary in a corner with ease.
Airblasting is tricky even when the Soldier isn't making his rockets intentionally difficult to airblast.
Even decent Pyro mains can easily be hit by weirdly fired rockets.
Should the Pyro get close, Soldier can just rocket jump if he's in an outdoors area.
And even if Soldier gets pinned, the Pyro is probably only going to have a handful of airblasts left once he's closed the distance with Soldier.
The airblasts that pin Soldier in a corner have to be used sparingly, so either Soldier won't be pinned for long, or he'll have plenty of time between the airblasts to fire rockets; and even if the Pyro is at full health, he just needs to hit two.
I need sex aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>729112799
Grand Theft Anthro: Savannah
Why is everyone talking about United Airlines?
>>729113662
They overbooked and forcibly threw some guy out of the plane.
>>729113845
Even if you mean that as in, they physically grabbed them, it still sounds like everyone's bitching about something negligible.
I heard some guy got kicked off a plane due to overbooking, but I had a hard time believing that was all this is about.
>>729113987
>>729113845
Old 69 year old was dragged out unconscious after he made a scene and fell. He went to the ER with a broken nose and a concussion
What a load of nothing
I want to hear important news!
>>729113987
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/04/11/united-ceo-employees-followed-procedures-flier-belligerent/100317166/
>>729114384
There's a cyclone passing over my part of the world right now.
Doesn't seem to be having much effect in my town.
There was a civil defence warning before it started but I was able to go for a bike ride today without any trouble.
What should next thread be about?
>>729114605
New Zealand?
>>729114668
You got it.
You too?
>>729114794
Yes, also missed by the storm though.
Just a lot of rain.
>>729114794
>>729115013
I live in a desert. What is this "rain" you speak of?
>>729115085
You know when you pee but you're well hydrated so you can't see any yellow?
It's that, coming from giant puffs of cold steam.
>>729115085
My boss spent some time in the Australian outback.
He said the dust was awful and you couldn't shower it off because of water restrictions.
>>729115276
That sounds disgusting and oddly erotic at the same time
>>729115292
Not in australia, but dust does get everywhere and it sucks
Last for dead cat