why hasnt /b/ accepted Jesus?

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/b/ecause it's mostly porn

>>729098954
Is this girl too young to sign up on a dating site? http://www.swingeer.com

>>729099390
well theres more important things in life then porn.

>>729098954
J-man knows we love him.

There's no I in team but there's a J-E-S-U-S on the scene.

>>729099522
I like how you reply to a jesus thread with that

>>729098954
I've accepted him on numerous occasions, mainly in the ass and down my throat.

I have, on the same level I accept Batman, Han Solo, and other fictional people.

Because miracles never happen to me

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>>729099988
haha i remember when i made jokes like that in middle school

>>729100099
you played yourself jesus was a real person

>>729100099

Fag

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>>729100184
Sure.

>>729100302
theres more then enough historical evidence to prove my point. the romans kept records dumbass.

>>729100143
You probably remember middle school because you're still in it, cunt.

>>729100414
Care to show any of these records?

>>729100462
how can i remember something im still in? contradicted yoourself

>>729100520
let me get you some links

>>729100633
Middle school spans over more than one grade.
My guess is you're in 6th.

>>729100813
your kinda off 12th

>>729100520
http://www.bethinking.org/jesus/ancient-evidence-for-jesus-from-non-christian-sources

>>729100983
Oh, pardon the fuck out of me then. I'll be sure to be more certain next time I assume someone's in middle school. They can be so easily confused with underaged highschool retards.

Please get banned ASAP.

>>729101267
underage? im 18 dickhead

>>729101438
Oh so you probably got held back didn't you fucktard?

>>729101049
Not saying these records are/aren't real but just saying a Christian website is obviously going to want the masses to think he is real.

>>729101506
did you forget seniors are usually 18?

>>729101599
well you have roman sources why dont you look it up on a historical website. im sure it will harbor the same information.

>>729101723
By "most" you mean "about half" and that's only after their birthdays if they're in the summer. Seniors start at age 17 and about half the time, end at 17. You're obviously mentally handicapped so I'm guessing if you're 18 you're not part of that other near half, but were just held back for being retarded.

Jesus is a Jewish demon created by a rival devil we call god

>>729101985
my birthdays in august. wtf are you doing with your life argueing with a high schooler?

HE IS A FALSE PROFIT

>>729102307
were talking about Jesus not mohammed

SINNERS ONLY EAT REGRET BY DUCT TAPING A FORK TO THEIR DICK AND TRYING TO EAT SPAGETTII WITHOUT HANDS

>>729102305
That's near the end of summer. You really are retarded then. You were held back in an education system that is easy as fuck. I hope you're proud of yourself.

>>729102381
They are all rival demonic factions

>>729102453
move outta mommies basement bud 4chan isnt a career

>>729102444
Check em

>>729102549
Not God and his only begotten son

There is no god only demons
Those of demon blood are false profits

>>729102570
You're just projecting your own insecurities onto me because you know you're going to end up that way, since you got held back in high school for being a fucking retard.

Go back to drooling in your tard corner.

We need to revitalize other demons with Jesus's demonic blood our faith is giving the Jews power

>>729103055
God bless you. that was actually pretty funny. lets forget our disagreement and move on.

To conclude /b/ can't find Jesus because we have all of the ejyptian god cards

>>729103427
wut?

We need to create the perfect race of moon people

>>729098954
i'm too highly intellectual for such fair tales *tips fedora three times for good luck*

>>729103511
Do you possess leg of the forbidden one?

>>729103612
hope you're shitposting

>>729103660
is this yu gee oh?

>>729103612
The three fedora tips won't work if you haven't seasoned your fingers in Cheeto dust

>>729098954
Jesus has to accept /b/ first

>>729103772
It's never time to duel cause it's season zero

>>729103824
You need more Jesus privilage

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>>729098954
lord Easter bunny, says your a fag

>>729103824
Jesus accepts everyone. in his eyes we are all his children. we just need t accept his sacrifice so our sins may be forgiven.

France isn't the moon

>>729098954
How can I accept something that doesn't exist?

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>>729104112
again. there more then enough proof that jesus was real.

>>729098954
Because Jesus fuck my wife

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>>729104292
liar, proof of evolution = 1 / proof of jesus =0

>>729105041
evolution only proves how we are here, ask yourself my friend, why are we here.

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because it's a cuck religion

>>729105643
love thy enemy.

>>729105774
>lick the feet of your enemy

>>729105549
what makes you think you understand God?

>>729105847
jesus washed the feet of his deciples its an act of respect. does islam sound more "badass" to you?

>>729106004
it's an act of submission
this is why europe is falling apart

>>729106193
europe is falling aprt because the EU is trying to replace christianity with islam.

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Jesus Christ

>>729098954
But I have.

>>729106523
peace be with you

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>>729103949
well it was great talking with all of you. God bless all of your souls and may he guide you to happiness andprosperity. your all great people and i hope and pray only the best for you. if you dont want to accept jesus that is fine, but please try to help others the best you can. in jesus name, amen.

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>>729105876
what God are you talking about?? your Christian one?

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>>729098954
the real question is why hasnt this faggot accepted the truth that raptor jesus is the one true saurian savior?

>>729107919
why does this look so unsettling?

did you get this from a satanist website?

I've accepted that he's dead.

Can op accept that we don't care?