You have 30 seconds to be a big a newfag as humanly possible

>>729076945
What's a new fag?

>>729076945
Is this where you go to join anonymous?

Why does everyone post green frogs

>>729076945
sauce

>>729076945
What is 4chan bro ?

>>729076945
how do i triforce?

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Came here from 9gag whats up guys

>>729076945
Can somebody teach me to hack club penguin?

>>729076945
traps aren't gay

Hi, I'd like you guys to raid my ex-friends tumblr page. he was a real douche to me and I'd like to get some payback help[

>>729076945
There's too much racism on this website.

How do I get Heaven ID?

<greentext test

I just sent someone who claimed they were a mod 60$ for a year of 4chan gold, when does it arrive

>>729076945
>How do I get Heaven ID?
What the fuck is a Heaven ID?

>>729076945
Moot was an alright guy, im glad he hired all these mods to make the site more politically correct

sup /B/

Who is anon?

wtf why do these girls have a penis

How can i triforce ?

I am anonymous, I am legion

roll lol

>>729077308
tfw no ids anymore

>>729077634
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>>729077711
nice quints

just got my summer holidays, wbu guys :<)

how do i make an account

Hi from Reddit!

>>729077026
How do I "like" this post?

DEDUCTIBLE DEDUCTIBLE DESCRIPTION

>>729077948
I was trying to write "desu".

>>729077890
>>729077883
>>729077753
>>729077727
>>729077711
>>729077707
>>729077706
So many dubs and trips

Why does this site look so old?

how do I make the text green?

teach me /b/ lords how do you do that

can we go raid i saw on youtube that we do that pleaseeee raid some grul its soooo coooll xd xd xd xd raw

hype
hype
hype


that was painful

Is this a gay site?

>>729076945
Who is moot?

This all sucks. You're all supposed to be teaching me how to hack.

Whut de fuck dun did ya' plum fuckin' say about me, ya' square? I'll gots ya' know ah' graduated top uh my class in de Nahvee Seals, and I've been involved in lotsa raids on de down low on Al-Quaeda, and ah' have upside 300 co'ferm'd wastes. ah' am trained in go'illa warfare and I'm de top snipuh' in de entire US armed fo'ces. You's is nodin' t'me but plum anoda' target. Man! ah' gots'ta wipe ya' de fuck out wid precision de likess uh which gots neva' been seen befo'e on dis Eard, Amos my fuckin' wo'ds. You's dink ya' kin dig away wid sayin' dat shit t'me upside de Internet? Dink again, fucker. Ah be baaad... As we rap ah' am contactin' mah' secret netwo'k uh spies across de USA and yo' IP be bein' traced right now so's ya' betta' prepare fo' de sto'm, maggots. De sto'm dat wipes out da damn padetic little doodad ya' call yo' life. Youse fuckin' wasted, kid. ah' can be anywhere, anytime, and ah' canwaste ya' in upside seven hundred ways, and dat's plum wid mah' bare hands. Not only am ah' only in ah da unahm'd fights, but ah' have access t'de 'ole arsenal uh de United States Marine Co'ps and ah' gots'ta use it t'its full 'estent t'wipe yo' miserable ass off de face uh de continent, ya' little shit. Man! If only ya' could gots knode whut unholy retribushun yo' little "clever" comment wuz about t'brin' waaay down downon ya', maybe ya' would gots held yo' fuckin' tongue. But ya' couldn't, ya' dun didn't, and now youse payin' de price, ya' goddamn idiot. Man! ah' gots'ta shit fury all upside ya' and ya' gots'ta drown in it. Man! Youse fuckin' wasted, kiddo. 'S coo', bro.

>>729076945
%triforce

del sys32

rate me
wwyd
lets raid this bitch
feels thread, I'll start
hey bros, how do I...
my friend is new to be, show us your worst

WHERE IS THE LIKE BUTTON

Is there someplace here where I can order the Anonymous Mask? I have some birthday money.

How to hack?

>>729078651
Nice doubles!

Okay seriously what the fuck is a heaven id?

/pol/ is the best board!
Praise kek!

throw away account

>>729077412
new gags can't green text

>>729079378
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>729079677
I can
<green>this is green text</green>

hey what does op mean?

>>729076945
i heard i could find some dank420blazeitnoscope360mountaindewritos memes here

You have 30 seconds to be a big a newfag as humanly possible

>>729079781
It's an OLD reference to a B&W TV show from the 80s, Andy Griffin. He had a stupid kid called Opie. OP is an abbreviation.

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>>729079707

>>729076945
test

<sage>

>>729078013
i am in physical pain from this

>>729076945
Why are people on here so mean? I asked what a triforce is and the called me a "newfag" What does that even mean?

I don't like the racism on this site.

>>729076945
Like.

What's moot

What's a trap?

R U the peeps who R making my iphone give me pop ups?

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>>729076945

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>>729076945

I don't understand stand why the VIP board won't let me post can one of you /r/ tards help me.

Why can't I see my username

Is it OK to swear here?

>>729080452
I ~think~ you have to actually join Anonymous, first.

How do you follow some one, and where's the PM boxes?

>>729076945
I've been here 10 months, I'm a certifiable oldfag. Newfags, newfags everywhere.

@anonymous how do i hack nsa?

>>729080727
Then help me out. Where do I see my post count and how many Like's I've gotten?

lol :D

Does anybody know who this hacker called 4chan is?

>>729077026
Nice dub 7s /bro/, like my greentext?>

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fuck you all i win

I'm here because I'm a really big Shia LaBeouf fan and I read you guys are trying to stop his art. PLEASE leave him alone. My older sister says he's really smart about politics an stuff. I just think he's cute. Bye!
~Lisa~

>>729081052
No bitch i did with the first comment

>>729080805
Ahh, yeah, i wasn't able to find it either. It turns out they purposefully hide it from the user and only release it once you've been here 10 years and have a gold account.

>>729080917
Some normie in a fat suit, so I've been told.

the game

>>729081284
go die you cactus

Tits or gtfo? What's a gtfo?

Is "newfag" another word for a n00b? Is that 1337 talk?

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>>729081570

How do you get green text?

Cory in the house is not annime

how do you blacktext?

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>>729081667
yes i do

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>>729076945
I know nobody else likes this site but im just so edgy I dont even get sick when I phonepost XD

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Who's that? She's hot!!

>>729077412
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

Can I get email notifications when someone responds to my post the next day?

>>729076945
why do you guys hate minions? i think there funny and cute.

Will I get in trouble with the police for being here?

>>729076945
">"is this how you do the lime colored text thing?

>>729076945
Reddit is better please join us xD

>>729076945
why are you guys posting that banana thing again?

>>729076945
sup niggerfags

please anonymous i need help in hacking my bully's facebook account. i really really hate him

Rolleroni and cheese

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Anyone got anymore Minecraft memes they're great

guys how do i write the green letters ?

Am i really anonymous in this site?

>>729076945
Send nudes

>>729083982
A/S/L?

hey 4 the chan where can i find the boards with the tendies and the pee pee frog?

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Five more weeks until summer vacation then I can be here every day and mom can't say anything about it! :3

None of you would say that to my face. I'm really famous on 9gag

>>729076945
triangle
triangletriangle

>>729076945
Upvoted

Is this the forum that invents all the meemes?

how do I get a 4chan gold account?