6 or 9 decides what to say, get me nudes /b/ros

>>729076494
let take a nap together

Let me shove my micropenis deep in your ear canal.

>>729076494
Did you hear Dave Harvey had to say "show me titties" on air recently.

Hey, you wanna...
Send nudes?

>>729076566
>>729076579

quick thread

>>729076566
winning is so easy

>>729076579
>>729076566
Off to a great start OP

>>729076579
9 has spoken

>>729076494
>>729076579

Jk....just trying to wake you up a little. But, really, wanna have fun?

dubs says faggot OP will bail

>>729076666
nice quads CHECK'D

>>729076566
>>729076579
Well this is a delima

used "lets take a nap together" let see how this goes

>>729076666
what the shit dawg, ultra-satan

op = faggot
i'm calling it
if you don't believe me check my digits

Tell her she can lick your asshole with that stupid fucking dog filter

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>>729076566
>>729076666

>>729076823
I wouldn't be able to sleep with you next to me anyway

is op a faggot?

>>729076860
Checked and kek'd

>>729076891
Roll

>>729076924
waiting for a response

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5 or 2 gets the next one

dog filter cunt, 2nd reply should even get you nudes

>>729076891
>>729076823
Pics?

OP is a faggot

>>729076984
and by nap i mean fuck your pussy and asshole

>>729076976
Bam, gonna get you some shit

>>729076984
she speaks like a nigger

we can cuddle while i softly rub the tip of my micropenis in your buttcheek

what time can I come over?

>>729077085
>>729077085

>>729077012
right there

>>729076984
Then maybe I could face fuck you

>>729077085
AYE

>>729076984
Show me your tits

>>729077085
Lmao again!

>>729076891
using this, wish me luck

Tits or get the fuck out

>>729076924

rolling for this. also checkem!

>>729076494
This

what messaging app is that? ugliest thing i've ever seen.

>>729077231
Against the rules, but it's a smart move

>>729076494
>lemme put my dick in your dad

>>729077291
its facebook with stylish look

>>729077231
stick with me op, I got you

>>729077231
fucking faggot

>>729077390
>Stylish
Try 2005ish

>>729077182
Get to it OP.

OP here just waiting on reply

God damn op. Fucking post some replies you chicken shit. I hope a nigger fucks her first.

just say 'yo girl imma eat yo ass and suck yo dick'

>>729077591
Do you have any pics without the dog face bullshit?

>>729076494

say "let's do something fun" she'll say "like what" or something

we'll work from there.

trust me.

>>729077591
>>729077719
Asking you, not her

confirmed faggot, no needy dog filter slut takes this long too respond

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

>>729076984

say show me your napping pose

if she doesn't respond with a pic show her yours

dont take your dick out. make it something she'll find cute.

>>729077888
TRIPS nice just play your card right and you can get the grill and then maybe I'll stop dreaming of my ex because I supported an anon in gaining a new woman in his life

>>729077888
shit thread

>>729077888

good choice of words

we'll see what she says, although im starting to suspect this isnt a live convo anymore and youre just bragging about some ho you already picked up

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>>729076566
>>729076666
>>729076888
>>729076977
>>729077122
>>729077155
>>729077466
>>729077888

this is now a get thread!

RAWLIN

I'm gay, youre a fucking slut, bye

can i succ your feet

>>729077770
not OP but i just tried this line to a girl and she said suggested we could fuck

what the fuck you said she'd say 'like what' so i panicked and shut my phone off

>>729077888
Give me a preview of what's waiting under those covers.

>>729076984
want me to come down to ur place and have rough love making?

abandon thread, op isnt even playing by the rules fuck you

The united states shall be a great imperial power. We will start by agreesions to the leafcucklada. Then make cuckdouogh on his knees and sigh away the entire land to god emporer trump. The mexirats below are stupid as rats.(breed like em to.) They have a tiny army. We'll take em like you take an ant hill. All of that land and recources will be American. We'll kill or sterlilize mexirats. Kick em out their ranchos. Demolish the pueblitos. Then industrialize it. Like every great imperial power, we will be doin it for Canada and mexirats own good. its for their benefit

>>729078169
man, you really really really need to learn how to use punctuation

>>729078169

i messed up and didnt see that op actually was taking lines from the thread, assuming hes not samefagging of course. So yeah, my suggestion was based off of that ignorance. my bad

you should fuck that chick though, bra

do you have a dick? plz say yes

just please fucking post a pic of the girl to see if its at least worth sticking around

>>729078453

this. my sleeping pose line would still work if she really wants to fuck. she'll send you a sexy pic now if you ask her.

>>729078399
He is, used mine

>>729078539

if he uses my line i'll be convinced

>>729078539
Abandoned rules though, now I'm just trying to get him some titties cuz I seem to have a knack for it

>>729078664
say my line and you'll get titties

anon guarantee

Any replies yet OP?

>>729078747
Stfu queer

>>729078747
Might try it sometime, but sleeping pose seems generic and rough for the context. If she replies with a "why is that?" it doesn't fit. That's why I'm wondering if he has a pic without the dog filter

>>729078850

lol i knew you were samefagging

did you get any further?

>>729079079
Im not op ...

Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth

>>729079059

nope. if OP is real and she already agreed to sleep with him, she'll take some pics if he starts acting like she needs to win him over first.

do you follow that? make her validate herself to you. she'll do what he says if dumb dumb OP plays his cards right.

Promise me you'll keep your hands off of me, ma'lady?

>>729079059
Or knows her

>>729079206

k let's see if "OP" can deliver then.

i gave "OP" all the advice he needs and now we're still sitting here with no results, fag.

>>729079270
She hasn't agreed. This is potentially the first bout of conversation

OP here im sorry for the dick up my ass lately i've been going through anal dysfunction

>>729077888
Dem trips.
tfw she isn't going to respond

>>729079499
hi op, dont worry, researchers recently found a cure for that, its called suicide

>>729079557
OP here how do i do the suicide

>>729079371
All wise one! Thank you greatly for teaching ua your ways! How may we repay you?

>>729079415

if you're a pussy that cant read the signals, then sure your theory is "correct"

she pretty much hung a sign over her body and pussy that says open for business.

if you wouldnt take her up on that, you either just finished jerking off or your a fag. hth

>>729079638
Fuck in ass to death

>>729079691

with tits, OP

you didnt get them did you?

>>729079519
Probably not. She Probably laid down after that nap together bullshit. Should've gone with something better

>>729079702
Lol you're clearly a virgin

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Op here laptop died

>>729079786

This. and OP is still trying to brag that he ALMOST hooked up with a chick

Now if he'd listen to the advice in this thread he could seal the deal but he's a butthurt bitchboy samefagging twelve different posters.

>>729079786
Yup, made op seem autistic

>>729079868

that's cute

>>729079930
so you already got her talking about your dick, get some pics now and be done with it ty

>>729079930
OP so autistic he can't take screenshot without hitting volume buttons. but seriously OP this is like the easiest fucking girl on the planet.

>>729079930

this thread seems like smoke and mirrors.

i've lost interest

Haha, seriously, why haven't we hooked up yet?

>>729079930
Say, "no, because of fucking you"

>>729079930
what kind of response is "Bc the Viagra"????

>>729079930
Fuck her right in the pussy hang niggers hail satan

>>729079930
Why would i need Viagra with you there?

>>729080038
this
she's screaming "fuck me raw" at this point

Would you please grind my face with ur puss

>>729079930
nah, you're just ugly as fuck :'D

show me your tits

>>729079930
she wants it bro just fucking get to the point already and say you wanna fuck

>>729080109
That's a 9 OP say it

>>729080062
maybe OP has old man dick?

Well if I'm going over, I'm bringing condoms, magnums. Can you handle me?

Yeah, wanna see?

>>729079930
'Because of your ass'

>>729079930
becauae ill be raping your ass

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Op here, to prove im not just bragging about someone i already banged, 4 or 9 get next response

dont bother

>>729080302
Roll for this then
>>729080265

>>729080302
op forreal if you live close tell her you're coming over and just go and fuck her senseless

rub the alcohol around my bellend and then suck it off

>>729080265
roll

>>729080302
why would i need to use viagra when you're right there

>>729080302

i want you to suffocate yourself deep within my ass crack..

>>729080289
this

>>729080302
"How about you bring it here"

U want sum fuk?

nudes or gtfo

>>729080302
keep it going op

>>729080265
roll

>>729080381
Again

you should be drinking my cum instead of you shitty alcohol

>>729080444
Check'd

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>>729080062
I toldher someone gave me viagra and said it was xanax
ps, pic is her

>>729080424
>>729080454
wins

>>729080424
fuck the rules and dont do this you've alraedy ignored the rules we wanna get you pussy OP

say >>729080415
instead

>>729080474
THIS

>>729080302
Oh yeah? Do you get a little frisky when you drink?

>>729080424
Get

You gotta say "U want sum fuk?" That'll get them nudes

ill bring the butt plug

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POUGHSTING IHN AN EHPICK THREGHD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>729080595
This

>>729080506
Dont do the rape thing. You need to be bold but not too much

>>729080511
hes not lying

facebook/cadeyjade

>>729080511
fuck you cuck boy

fuck op too

>>729080424
Get has already been had

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>>729080566
You get for dubs

>>729080735
shut the fuck up you dirty gook

>>729080716

LOOOL

>>729080038
yeah he's totally not hiding her name you fucking dumb cunt

>>729080912
well what good did hiding her name do?

>>729080798
Should have answered the viagra thing...

Now say 'and no, because of your ass'

>>729080844
aww shit, let me get my pussy before you troll her

>>729080716
>facebook/cadeyjade
sheeet

>>729080954
> this anon gets it
go back to the viagra shit you had her in the direction of talking about sex

https://discord.gg/wCa9U7V kek

stick the viagra in my chapseye and suck it out

>>729080950
alot until he posted the facebook picture

>>729081003
so much this, just hurry with the nudes before some fuckhead ruins it

OP you from New Mexico?

>>729080716
>>729080844
>>729080981
>>729080984
let OP get his pussy guys don't fuck with her

>>729080798
Be bolder. You already have an opening, no need to play it safe

>>729081116

she looks 12! i'll pass on grooming charges :D

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>>729081100
yes, why?
this may have gone south

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>>729076494
OP is that you in the middle?

>>729081344
shouldve just replied to viagra thing, hook line and sinker

>>729081409
agreed

>>729081397

PLEEASSSEEEE!

>>729081397
no, not me
have to eat be back in a minuet

>>729081344
"Like what?"

shut it stay and do the deed

>>729081003
Thank you.
Not too straightforward but bolder. So no 'let's fuck' but ALWAYS go back to sexual innuendos

>>729081344
U are a faggot

>>729081485

If you wasn't such a pussy you could be eating her out..

lets fuck

>>729081344
Seriously you had a fucking HIGHWAY, how the hell did you screw up and got back to this ?

>>729081344
Just grow some balls and tell her you want to fuck her. If she's down then all is good, if not then she isn't worth wasting time on.

>>729081344
who the fuck says frisky. that's some 1800s type shit. also rapey. but you're in too deep now OP.

"so how bout you and i take little nap, and we'll keep the viagra and alcohol around in case things get...frisky"

Just ask for a tit pic

>>729081847
This!

>>729081881
I like it. Simple and to the point

>>729081881

OP Deliver this..

considering her age, i think fucking is off the table for now, if you play it smart nudes are still 95% guaranteed imo

>>729081847
Yes

>>729081397
holy fuck, where does girl on right's chin end?

>>729081932
>>729082081
Stop samefagging, this is fucking terrible. Sounds like a dad trying to cheat on her wife with a teen.

>>729081847
THIS

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>>729082225
Nope

fucking joined the thread now wassup, appart op being a faggot as always...

OP here, I was straight up and asked to hook up

>>729082525
screencaps

>>729082525
where that screenshot

>>729082525
op you are not a fag anymore, congratulations, you have graduated ultimate Latin-lover-lord, how do you feel?

>>729076494
Invite her over you stupid cuckl

>>729082676
OP is always a fag until proven based. Screenshots.

>>729082793
Do it FGT..

>>729082793
OP fucking nailed it
GOOD BOY

>>729082793

i'm happy for you but this is a nudes thread son, come back with the goods :D

>>729082793
Now we need video proof of this, for, you know, research purpose...

get the nudes you basket case

>>729082793
Its in times like these that I start to wonder if it's fake. But if it isn't: DO.IT.NOW.FAGGOT.

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>>729082857
I take this back.

>>729082793
/thread
please don't fuck this up op, you deserve it

>>729082793
why is everyone acting like its a done deal? he still has to hang out with her for a few hours and contain his autism which may not be easy considering how much he likes big black dick

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and what should the next step in getting nudes be?

>>729083169
Italian dick is bigger

>>729082793
Cum to my place ;o. I gotta big surprise for you.

>>729083169
she's clearly into him and she's getting drunk
it's a done deal however you cut it unless there is some SEVERE spaghetti occurrence

>>729082525
Enjoy the balls on your chin, nigger

>>729083251
"I cant wait that long, just send me something quick" or some shit like that

>>729083251
tits or GTFO

>>729083251
>preview?

>>729083300
dubs has spoken

>>729083319
alright, fair enough man I guess you're right

OP here, Waiting on response. i may invite her over BUT i live in a shed outside my parents house

>>729083251
personally I would leave it man, don't want to push it.
fuck her tonight and get nudes another time

>>729083548
<mfw op is shrek

whole point of thread is nudes my dude

>>729083548
what a fucked up life you lead my friend

If you push for nudes now you could fuck it up OP, I'd set a time and a place and enjoy the fuck for tonight

>>729083355
Win

>>729083548
KEK op is shrek>>729083621

>>729083621
kek

>>729083621
fuck you its a nice shed

>>729083251
I'll get a lot of insultes but... Dont try to get nudes tonight and DON'T post it there. You got a date, she's into you.. And we have her facebook. Nudes hère = faggots telling her = you dont get laid

>>729083548
>where should we meet
As if she's some kind of hooker lmao

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>>729083621

Died!

>>729083789
>>729083734
>>729083690
<op to grill "it's all ogre now"

>>729083564
>>729083674
>>729083798
consensus reached
I swear to god if you fuck this up, OP, I'm not inviting you to my birthday

>>729083564
agree

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found op

>>729084019
come guys, you know OP isn't the smartest tool in the shed

>>729084073
kek

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>>729084073

LOL

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need to be ruthless op

Op get nudes I need the sauce

>>729084353
same here

>>729084316
holy shit I know this girl! she goes to my school

>>729084471
you mean that fucknugget?

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>>729083789

Can I bring my uncle to drink with us, maybe I can watch you two go at it.

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Send her this

>>729084536
yh

>>729084639
>shrek is love, shrek is life

>>729084837
how are her grades?

Lol I'm actually gay. Ur safe, I'm not going to have sex with you :x

>>729084904
pretty good but she has a tard wrangler do her writing and shit

>>729084919
WTF ALLARM GRILL FOUND THREAD, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

op here, should i fap before i hang out with her?

send her link to thread

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>>729084919

You sure? i have a cool shed..

>>729085000
No, inseminate her to assert dominance

>>729085000
No, embrace the juggernaut

>>729085000
>check'd
nah dude don't worry about that, if you pop early just laugh about it and go again, they really don't care

While we are waiting for op to deliver anyone want to drop some nudes they have

>>729085000
nice trips but contrary to the others my vote is on yes, even if she doesn't mind (which she may) it even feels better to last longer

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>>729085274
got this if you want

>>729085347
idk man she seems pretty chill, I don't think it'll be a big deal
plus gotta remember they're drinking so best not to overcompensate

>>729085489
It'll do

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>>729085274
not nude, but i got this.

>>729085719
Dora, the Explorer
Dora, the Explorer
Bitch look good for a four-year old
Dora, the Explorer
Dora, the Explorer
Bitch look good for a four-year old
First name Dora
Last name Explorer
She look good for a four-year old
That's not illegal
'Cause she's an animation
And I'm a human

>>729085575
I guess you're right man, jacking off + whiskey dick might mean not busting a nut at all, I take my vote back OP don't jack off

>>729076579
Do that one

>>729085000
OP, just, give her the cummies

>>729076748
He is

>>729086071
big cums?

>>729076494
Nudes you worthless nigger

op here, we are meeting around 11

>>729076494
Nudes you worthless nigger

>>729086542
lmk how it goes.

record the whole thing

>>729086600
Hey Coulter

>>729076494
You have to be 18 to use 4chan

>>729086716
Spelled it wrong

>>729086600
this wins lewds

>>729086886
Fuck you. Dumb cunt

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>>729086757
Was thinking the same thing. She looks underage.

>>729087116
That's the point. What are you some morale faggot

>>729086757
And who is the one that make sure that happen?