Fuck me /b/ Idk what I do wrong. This is the third time out of

>>729065821
Took it like a champ, walk away now and watch

>>729065992
Like quit talking to her?

You're afflicted with a deadly condition. It's called....

betafag syndrome.

There is only one known cure: suicide.

>>729065821
>Idk what I do wrong.
>I respect your opinion

>>729066070
Yes, of course. There is zero point in remaining friends with someone that you are attracted to if they aren't willing to move forward. That would be hell on you.

>>729066070
No, stay in the pic. But act like you dgaf even if it kills.

>>729065821
Say "You're right, I can do much better"

>>729066381
This, tbh

>>729066465
I'm sold

>>729066517
Not after that

>>729065821
so much on my plate
=
fucking chad

U cant go from
>I respek
Making her feel bad
To
>I don't give a fuck bitch i can pay 45 for a happy ending 4 days a week
Makes u look insecure

>>729066368
fucking beta
already got rejected
time to leave.

>>729066682
chad's dick in her mouth*

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I didn't follow through, I just can't.

>>729066070
Only if you think she is not worthwhile as a friend

>>729066772
ABORT.

>>729066727
Lmao
>beta cuck
Proof read buddy old goy

>>729066772
weow lad everyone should be themselves but you need to not be yourself if this is how you talk to girls.

>>729067238
What should I do?

>>729066381
Typical nice guy.

>gets rejected
>tries to make her feel bad

It's not like you wanted to date her just a minute ago.
Insecure losers.

>>729066772
Bland and boring ass conversations.

>>729065821
I don't have any crazy success with females. In actuality you have probably had more luck than me, but what do have is a peace of mind. If you strike out it's time to cut your losses and move on. Keeping in touch with the failed prospects only messes with your head. Or at least it did mine. I may get labelled as an asshole but it is not worth the trouble keeping them around for the slight chance things will change. Because this, my pic, will probably never happen.

>>729067415
Leave it. Do you genuinely enjoy this conversation? Neither does she...

>>729067640
>not op
I fux with your perspective dood

>>729067725
Lmfao
This is such a girl anon

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>>729067415
Don't complain and then say you're fine. Unless shes a sadist or someshit you just look pathetic and unable to care for yourself. Just need to project confidence w/o being a cock and be most positive. No one likes hanging out/ talking with someone who complains all the time

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>>729067640
Forgot to add the pic haha.
>>729065821

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>>729065821
This is another failed attempt

>>729067415
what are you trying to do? fuck her or marry her?

>>729065821
just stop talking to her and hit on another girl.

she will either get jealous or be happy for you

Try not being a creep that hits on/wants to be with every female that gives him the time of day

>>729068094
So what did you do after? Stopped talking to her I hope?

>>729068094
Why are they telling you out of context they just like you as a friend?

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>>729068094
>youve been hurt in the past
U tryna virtue signal faggot

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>>729066772
She won't quit responding

What the fuck is wrong with you betafags?

I've been seeing women and they've told me they'd rather just be friends... but they still call me whenever they want the D!

haha I get friendzoned with benefits!

Not even a chad, I'm a skinny socially awkward twat with long hair who prefers to spend his time with computers and motorcycles than other people

I thought I was a loser...

>>729068315
Why not? What's wrong with that?

>>729067572
He still could do better. Don't be such a bitter nematode.

>>729068454
We talked about the guys she likes...

>>729068527
Original advice man. Abort now anon, this bitch playing games

tell the bitch from the start that you want to fuck. if she says no, so what. chances are good that if you're upfront with a bitch she'll at least see you as someone who knows what he wants.
and most bitches want to fuck just as much as dudes, don't buy the bullshit they sell you.

>>729068596
You're just kidding now lol

>>729068549
I'm a fat ugly motherfucking motherfucking niggerfaggot and I've been dating this qt3.14 for 10 months now. If I can do it, you beta cunts can!

>>729068549
Yup, totally believe you, I bet the Heffner himself also sent a personal invitation to crash at the playboy mansion, right? Sure did.

>>729068666
Proper advice straight from the Satan.

>>729068666
No further comments needed. The truth has spoken

>>729066353
>>729066871

If you stop seeing her as a potential romantic partner, then you can stay friends. Basically friendzone her right back.

I'm still friends with women I've asked out/been interested in, and still talk to them regularly. But now I couldn't care less because I don't see them as anything more than friends.

>>729068859
I just friendzone them first. Bitches want what they think they can't have.

Mother fucker! The moment you get friend zoned by someone you are attracted to, respond with "OK" then don't respond for the whole day. If she tries to talk the next day act like nothing happened or nothing will happen, keep your distance and go make her jealous by going out with friends and having fun and posting your fun on social media. Then if she gets jealous you have the option of trying again, or smacking that bitch down. That's what I always do.

>>729068859
But it won't happen overnight, plus OP doesn't seem to hang around girls, so I guess he feels somewhat connected to every single female that actually talks to him.

He better just move on imo.

>>729068859
You just stop being attracted to someone at the snap of finger?

>>729068859
Does not compute.
I just don't understand how this is possible. How you can choose to change your emotions and also why you'd even want to see these women who rejected you romantically any more.

>>729068737
Want proof?

>>729065821
who knows what you did wrong OP, can't see earlier text

but your next mistake was not replying with "I' not into in being friendzoned, particularly since I was interested in you. so, bye"

then never text again.
she'll have to earn it back
if she doesn't bother to try, she wasn't interested and no amount of "being there for her" will change that and will only make it worse

>>729069078
No, but you shouldn't be a little bitch about being rejected. Act like you don't care.

>>729069081
This

>>729069073
What if I don't have social media

>>729068752

hahaha I don't care if you believe me or not. The fact you don't though shows that you don't really understand how people work. Go back to your Chinese cartoons! :P

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>>729068527
I messed up guys

>>729069223
Snap chat?

>>729068094
dude, there is no reason to send even a single text message after they say that they only want you as a friend. just ghost them

>>729065821
drop it like it's thot
she doesn't want to be friends with you
she is just too much of a coward to hurt your feelings openly, like all women

>>729069274
You should have said OK instead of her... Dumb nigger

>>729069168
You don't have to act like you don't care. You can actually not care by cutting them put of your life. Pretending is what a bitch does. And pretending is pointless.

>>729069274
She doesn't care anyway, so it's ok.

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>>729069272
>hahaha
>:P

>>729069274
Just don't reply to her.

>>729069274
dude stop this shit
tell her "I don't like being friendzoned with someone I like. maybe we'll talk in the future."

FUCKING DO IT
IT WILL LITERALLY TURN YOU INTO A MAN
HAIRS WILL LITERALLY SPROUT FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOUR ARM WILL BECOME AN AXE

FUCKING DOOOOO ITTTTTT

>>729069274
say "I'm bored. Entertain me"

>>729069123
This

>>729065821
>i dont really get upset over stuff really
bitches are scared of being powerless - she wanted you to get salty not to bitch at her but just salty enough to stop putting any time into it. bitches are boomerangs

>>729065821

>having a conversation with a girl over text instead of just calling
>"guys what am i doing wrong?"

>>729069504
Telling girls you're bored is a fucking turn off.

>>729069274
here's a classic line that always works one way or another
"it's hard to be friends with someone I want to bend over a coffee table and fuck like I just got out of prison."

>>729069033
Doesn't work if she wasn't interested to begin with, lol

Because if that was the case, I'd be drowning in pussy and I'm not

>>729069504
That's funny lol

I asked out this girl who was into me for 4 fucking years... She said she couldn't because she started dating her best friend. We talked all the time, so I just stopped talking to her, and went to a few beaches and got some kite boarding shots, I knew she was still into me, and I'm confident she get jealous because her boyfriend was a boring faggot who only played video games, and I was out living an awesome life. Friend comes up a few days ago and says she broke up with him, 90% sure it was because of me.

>>729069585
Hes gen z give him a break you red pilled shitlord

>>729069453
CAPS LOCK OF TRUTH

>>729069274
You're so fucking boring, Jesus Christ. Just say something with actual substance, holy fuck

>>729069274
At the moment she just wants to talk to not feel like a bitch.
She wants to make sure you stay friends so everything is alright in her bitchass world.
Just call it a day, she will probably text you again tomorrow with the same superficial shit.
You're better of moving on, OP.

"Thanks, but I have enough friends right now, and I'm really looking for a relationship. If you ever do have more time hit me up. No hard feelings."

>>729069453
ALL OF /B/ IS WAITING FOR YOU TO DO THIS SIR

>>729069623

YES ANON!!! I'M STEALING THAT ONE!!!

>>729069453
this

>>729069453
Roll for this shit. If you don't do it you're going to be the biggest ducking beta faggot.

>>729065821
I kekd

>>729069568
So what he should've told her?

>>729069623
this is really your best shot if you want to fuck her and get out of the friendzone all in one fell swoop. make it so #1

>>729069721
>substance
Its texting. Not mint to satisy autisim, stay fresh ked

>>729069453
this, OP.
Do it.

>>729069274
This is legit disgusting and cringe OP. Stop being a dumb ass wasting your time by talking to a girl who is obviously not interested. She's pitying you. I wouldn't even call this a conversation based on what you two are saying. Take your dignity before you lose anymore and quit it. She's told you clearly she doesn't want anything so go find yourself a girl who does. Stop it.

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>>729069453
I'm framing a situation

>>729069631
Nah bro, you gotta do it slyly. When you start getting interested in her, just tell her "Hey, I just want to put this out there, I'm not interested in a relationship or anything more than friendship."

>>729069913
I 27th this op

>>729069274
This is just the most fucking inane bullshit convo I've ever seen. Fucking get a grip of yourself.

If you can't text like a heterosexual post pubescent human male then stick to calling. Even if you're beta as fuck, a phone call is much more masculine than pathetic schoolgirl text convos.

>>729069700

ya and this is why a lot of younger women prefer older men

>>729070012
>idk

You are a femOP?

>>729070012
Dumb fucking nigger, women don't feel potty for guy's emotions. Don't use potty to your advantage, makes you look desperate.

>>729070020
Tell her straight up.
I don't want to be just friends.
Stop saying idk and im tired. It screams im a low test lvl faggot

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>>729070012
Ok guys it's ok, I solved it myself

>>729070012
'k' and 'ok' are code for I'm done talking
It's over, drop it you do not need to text her and you are not salvaging anything at this point.

Either stop texting her or go for some lulz, because this battle is lost.

>>729068563
This happens, autismo

>>729070084
or maybe because they have daddy issues

>>729065821
Sent her this
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/men-and-women-cant-be-just-friends/#

She will then know empirically that biology doesn't give a damn how full her plate is. And stop fucking talking to her.

>>729070012
What's your plan at all. Making her pity you won't do any good. Just stop.

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>>729069274
are you 12 years old?
she clearly wants to talk to you.
what the fuck is wrong with you?
kys immediately

>>729070079

Pretty much this. She is probably texting like 2-3 other people at the same time as you.

If you gave a shit you'd call her and have her full attention.

Women respond to shit like that.

>>729069077
>>729069078

No it doesn't happen overnight. It's gradual, for me it took a while for a couple of them to completely 'get over it'.
Moving on is part of growing. It comes easier as you get older and mature.
You figure out -how- to move on.

>>729069168
>>729069381
Wrong attitude guys. You have to be genuine about it to really get over it. Don't 'act' and don't be petty.
If they aren't bad people, there's no sense in cutting them out. After all, there was something good enough about them to attract you to them, no?

>>729069081
As above, it's part of a process of maturing. I can admit freely that at a few points I was a total faggot about women.

Now I'm pushing 30, and teenage agnst/feelings/attitudes are mostly gone.

It's just growing up.

I kept them around because again, as above, I feel these people have a positive enough impact on my life that I don't want them to just "go away". At this point I care about them as friends.
Romantically, I've moved on and become interested in other women - some of whom are far more compatible.

You win some, you lose some. Sometimes you have to let go of a little to gain a lot.

>>729070151
No, u didn't that's the gayest ending ever.

>>729070012
don't weigh it down with your beta shit
but you do you, we'll all just eat popcorn and watch you fuck up.
just get to the point with her already you dumbass!

>>729070151
don't fall for this shit,OP
refer to:
>>729069453

>>729070151
What kind of "friend" says she needs a friend but won't tell you what's going on? She wants you to stay interested in her in case the current situation with the dude she's letting dick her down falls through.

Give it a week.. Stay friends and they talk about another woman.

>>729070225
No she wants to overcompensate for shooting him down by needlessly talking. Why should he be making her feel better about herself for turning him down?

>>729070151
you've solved nothing
tell her "sure I'm down to be friends, but I also really want to fuck you so hard you forget your own name, and I want both. so?"

OP what ever you do, do not ask her whats wrong

>>729065821
She's giving such an obvious bs excuse, why do women always do this? Why can't they be honest for once?
You did well, OP. Now walk away with your dignity intact.

>>729070416
this

>>729070151
She might acts like it, but don't get your hopes up, she's just trying to be nice instead of telling you to get lost straight up.

Listen here you limp dick.

No girl likes the sissy little "idk I'm just confused " bullshit. Sack the fuck up. You think it's easy being a girl that has to bat away all these slobbering idiots? If she says I like you as a friend, it means she doesn't like you. Period.

Pack up, move on. Nothing left to see or do. Don't try and play damage control, it's easier on you and a relief on her if you just shut the fuck up and back the fuck away.
Does she keep responding? Yea. Because YOU do. Cut her out, move on to the next. Every girl you talk to is a possible rejection, better get used to it. Don't grovel and whine, just move on. There are millions and millions of other women out there and you're going to pitch a titty fit because 1 or 2 said no?
Sack the fuck up, lassie.

>>729070151
She's keeping you around, twirling you between her fingers until she funds a real man. You are also being a desperate little betafag. You don't wait for shady bitches, be a man and find a woman ready for you. Or waste your time, up to you fag.

>>729070151
>I just have so much going on and I can't tell you most and I just need a friend right now
Translation: I'm already getting dicked down and I'm keeping you as an emotional backbone

>>729070151
Femanon here.
That's a cop out. If she really liked you, she would want support from you as a boyfriend. Duh.

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>>729070431
Shit

>>729070450
it's wayyy too late for that man
the only way he can recover is a bold statement like "sounds like you need an escape. talking isn't an escape. fucking is a great escape, and fortunately for you, I'm interested."

>>729070499
Pretty much this. She wants to char your ass on the back burner for after she's had her fun.

>>729070151
im my "spaniard alpha" mind... she wants your "D" but she wants to be able to bitch around other guys without the pressure of a boyfriend... be a jerk fuck her, then leave her... then she will love you 4ever

>>729070562
rip

>>729070151

She called you "bro" you cringey motherfucker. Stop humping her leg like a chihuahua in need of attention and dip out.

>>729070562
God Dammit, OP is a faggot

>>729070562
How old are you OK? Who does this shit?

>>729070562
At this point I hope you're just baitin us.

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>>729070416
you have no idea what you are talking about.
you think a girl would keep replying to one word answers ?
she wants to talk

>>729070562
Aaaaaaand what was left of your manhood just shriveled and died.

>>729070562
jesus, you're fucking hopeless dude.
DO YOU EVEN READ WHAT PEOPLE ARE TELLING YOU TO DO

FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE

STOP DOING WHAT YOU THINK YOU NEED TO DO

BECAUSE IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T WORKING

BE BOLD AND TELL HER

"I"
"want"
"to"
"fuck"
"you"
"very"
"hard"

Goddamn you fucking pussy STOP REPLYING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>729070668
Youre only the alpha of the shitskins. Just to lyk

>>729070562
I feel like this is b8..

>>729065821
She probably got abused by her dad or works for the CIA and has to go undercover. Call her right now and tell her:

'Femanon, I know we only know each other for so long, but you are the one for me. I will run through fire, protect you from evil and make you the hapiest girl in the world. Do you want to marry me?' BAM, you lose your viriginity on the spot.

Fucking beta faggot OP

>>729070151
>can't tell you stuff
i have only 3 hypothesis for the reasons behind that:
-it has to do with her job (nurse or something)
-she's a lying/cheating whore and tries to hide it
-she's a bullshitting cut who's running out of ideas

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>>729070562
Ima just kms tbh

WE'RE BEING BAITED BOYS. PACK UP AND ABORT. FUCK THIS BETACUCK.

>>729070562
Dude. When a girl wants your help/attention, they'll bother you to no end. When they do this, they don't want you.

>>729070794
Don't buy it op
Ask her whats wrong
Be there for her

>>729070756
Shut the fuck up with this shit beta advice. There are no lines to read between. She's "letting him off easy". Have you ever even talked with a girl? An actual living, breathing human female?

>>729070562
She can't tell you because there's nothing apart from pathetic little girl bullshit and she knows it's all trivial bullshit and if she tells you then you'll know too. She doesn't want your penis inside her, probably never will, and seems like an uninteresting person. Just stop communicating. NEXT!

>>729070903
You should. Because you're clearly not taking anyone's advice in this thread. Neck yourself faggot.

STOP REPLYING TO HER RIGHT NOW! IGNORE HER! YOU ARE FUCKING YOURSELF EVEN WORSE

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>>729070903

>>729070151
>"No"
Regain some of your dignity fag.

>>729070756
not all women are assholes
it's true they only care about themselves, most likely op has discriminating photos of her and she doesn't want him to spread them.

op post pics

>>729070903
either bait or she's going to start talking about "guy problems"
but your balls shriveled up and died long ago

The best way to get out of the friendzone is to ask if she knows any cute girls you'd look good with.

Usually it destroys the friendship. Alternatively if she's got a hot friend she wants to set you up with than that's a huge win.

I do this with every girl that friendzone me and they start talking to me way less after. You might think that's bad but the reality is that they made it easier for you to let go.

See how much of a "good friend" she is by asking her to hook you up.

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>>729070257
Pretty sure it was just their looks that stimulated my physiology and got my hormones etc pumping. At least in my situations. Befriending was just the first step in trying to progress towards a relationship or at least a fling. And again, why would anyone put themselves through that just to keep a friend you probably just recently made? Constantly being around someone or something you want that you can't have? Sure fire way to go insane.

>>729070151
>ohhhhhhh
What the fuck OP? What kind of gay ass reply is that?
Also, this girl sounds like one of those bitchy teenagers that always has "stuff" going on. You know, the type who puts her relationship status as "it's complicated". You're better off without her.

>>729070903
>it's too personal

Friendship is supposed to be personal. Jesus Christ the cunt is dumb as fuck.

>>729070948
i have a wife lol

>>729070924
this op

>>729070903
>Ima just kms tbh
Confirmed b8. Everyone leave this thread.

>>729070257
Faggot

Lurker reporting in but this shit is actually retard OP either ignore her dumbass until she tells you what's up or tell her you're not her friend

>>729071032
very good idea.
it shows disinterest in her as a romantic partner, of her own doing, while simultaneously making her jealous, and if she's not jealous, we find out whether she just wants to use your friendship or whether she genuinely wants to be a friend and hook you up with someone.

good 1 anon

>>729070151
she's going ftm

ROFL

>>729071070
Yea, and he's looking to slay some pussy not gyrate in bed for lazy morning sex the rest of his life.

Which neither are going to happen at this rate.

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Well played OP

>>729070498
This

>>729070903
I've lost all hope for you

>>729071032
This

If you're looking for a girl, and she's looking for a friend, you can definitely help each other out.

If you're looking for a girl, and she's looking for validation by having another guy fawn over her, then asking for her to set you up should clear that up real quick.

tell her you like the idea of being friends if she just wont close the door to having sex with you.

>>729070556
tits or...

>>729065821
>I'm here BTW
>I respect your opinion

kek

>>729070903
you should actually text her that
"ima just kms tbh"
because it's better than anything else you've written so far because it's actually true
everything else has been lies hoping to "goodness" your way into the sack with her
which never works
watch Animal Planet
lions don't buy roses and listen to females complain

>>729069504
Classic chick shit, but in saying that I've done this a few times with limited success

>>729070903
reply something like: "if you rly want a friend and considered me tot hat, then you actually telling me whats going on, but how isnt the case, i think we dont have any more to talk, bye anonbitch"
sorry bad english btw

>>729070903
Ok, when you get your shit straight hit me up. Say this OP

>>729070562
OP hey what's up man. I can help you out right now. Everything is going to be ok.

So here's the problem. Right now, you have not experienced a positive reward from saying what you really want to say. You anticipate that if you say what you're really feeling it might be too bold or bad or whatever.

The very instant you actually just straight up say what you're feeling and you get a positive result from being honest that way, you'll feel really good. And then because you know being that direct leads to something good it'll be so easy for you to be honest with her like that in the future.

If you don't do this, then you're going to keep being afraid of what to say to her. And you'll keep dicking around like this, not acting like yourself, filtering yourself. Be yourself RIGHT NOW and say what you want to tell her. What you really want to tell her. And if something bad happens, THATS OK. Something bad is already happening anyway because of how the conversation is right now. And at least if the situation gets bad due to you being direct and honest, that's better than whatever this is.

Do not listen to anybody here telling you to be alpha or do these fake techniques or any of that shit. Be yourself. And if being yourself doesn't work out with her and she gets mad because you're being honest, then the whole relationship would be fucked anyways. In which case leave her and go look for a woman that will accept you for saying what you really want to say.

This is all you need to know about the "friendzone".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjmAKU1-vF0&feature=youtu.be

>>729071356
bad suggestion, that's horse-trading and they hate that.

>>729070903
Tell her " I want to fuck you really bad " she will give you instant pussy

>>729065821
Shouldn't after replied after she just wanted to be friends

I would have just deleted her number then and there

>>729069274
you seem really uninterested in her so yeah obviously she's not interested in you...

>>729071363
Honestly, lets see what you're working with OP.
Lets see if its worth

>>729070756
Have you never noticed that when people do something wrong or something they perceive as wrong they tend to ramble. As if filling the void with nonsense will help the others forget what just just happen. Seem like what she is doing.

"Sorry we can't date

Oh blah blah blah
blah blah
Haha blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."

As if things just go back normal.

>>729068527
you are an orbiter, offering shit tier validation. Validation, cuddles whatever after sex only.

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>>729070903
She still likes me I think

"giv me advice pls"

> Proceeds to do none of the advice.

>>729071624
i give up
she just admitted to fucking someone
to which you said
"I'm here"
sorry OP I tried really hard. I wrote a lot of messages here hoping you'd come to your senses and tell her you want to fuck her hard.

but you're forever doomed. later

>>729071580
>I've been going thru so much
Waz the crime

>>729071624
she's got a guy, dude. that's why she's not telling you anything. ditch her assssss

>>729071229
Holy shit, random Eddy Wally meme. Lost it big time. Even bigger than how big a fag this OP is.

Wauw, geweldig!

>>729065992

So much this. Women want emotional security and you want that vag.

Walk away and when she realizes that what youve given to her so far disappears with friend zone, then she fucked up.

Seriously, itll be the hardest thing in youre life but sjes using lame excuses. Forget it. Shes not worth your time. She was practice.

>>729071032
this is surprisingly good advice.

>>729071624
You absolute fucking moron.

>>729071507
This

>>729071624
jesus christ

>>729071624
>"i know"
RIP

I have invested interest in OP, i only want the best for the young buck but for once pls pls pls don't be a faggot

>>729065821
Dude. Just become gay, otherwise you will die alone as a virgin.

This thread is actual bait.

>>729071624
There's the final nail in the coffin for me.
You're hopeless, pal. You haven't even taken the bad advice in this thread.

I sincerely hope this was all some elaborate joke to piss off strangers on the Internet because that's the only successful thing that's happening here.

Goodbye OP, I would wish you luck but there is nothing that can save your zeta ass.

>>729071624
>answered your question with a question

Get it through your head that she doesn't care about you, you cuck betafag.

>>729071701
This

>>729071624
You just killed it. She will never give you pussy because she now knows she doesn't have to in order to keep you around. Ps she will tell about the guys she fucks and she will use your feeling bad about it too feel better about herself while pretending she's not doing it.

>>729069123
Seconded

>>729071757
No /b/ad advice ever

>>729071624
Ask her " how do you feel about me "

>>729071624
>I know

That one hurt me.

kinda bummed i missed this thread

OP that sucks, you got worse than freindzoned

>>729071625
dis

>>729065821
You'r a pussy

>>729071757
Right it's a good move

>>729071624

Shes using you and shes drama. Theres nothing going on. 'She cant tell you' because she hasnt made it up yet.

Just. Walk. Away.

>>729072086
This

>>729065821

>Asks us for advice
>Doesn't take any advice given

You're a fuck up. I'm glad you'll learn from this the hard way, pussy.

>>729071871
Can you motherfuckers chill for one second you don't understand how frustrating it is knowing you can bench press 315 and shoot bowed arrows thru a dears eye from 75 ft away to get on here and see some faggot calling me a beta

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>>729065821
One of two things OP.

>You tried going too fast
>She's just not the one for you

wow OP
just shut your phone off, that's all you have to do

>>729071624
You done fuck up now a-a-ron. What the hell dude...

>>729072194
The true red pill

>>729071624
she's seeing some dude that she doesn't want you to know about, she wants you in her back pocket as that guy is in love with her whom she can FALL BACK on in case she ever runs out of more attractive bad boys.

>>729068094
what a fucking idiot, that's all i'm going to say, why are you even posting on here if you persist to remain being an idiot? I don't get it??

>>729071624
OP is a troll, confirmed. You just simply can't be this idiotic, he hasn't missed a step on how to get friendzoned.

Fuck, I have to get up in 4 hours but I can't sleep till this thread is up.

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When OP doesn't take any advice from /b/ and still is worse off

>>729072286
I believe hes trolling

>>729072375
Lol I like you

>>729068107
Looks like someone gave a black peoples haircut to my dad.

>>729071624
It's nothing. Nothing happened. She is simply not interested (who is to blame spmebody for this). And feels guilty now.

ABANDON

>>729072270
it's called an emotional tampon
laddertheory.com kids, read it.

>>729072270
and by "fall back on" that means using him for emotional support while never, ever fucking him.

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>>729072360
>>729072243
>>729072131
>>729071625

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>>729068094

>don't get your hopes up

Enough for me to stop reading, who the fuck she thinks she is? some sort of queen or something?

>>729072518
she's a sexual being
treat her like one idiot.

>>729072429
Gen Z betas are Gods at Trolling.
>thanks fox news
>thanks myspace
They come here to vent now, there is no running from the normie storm, blow my fucking head off

>>729072518
You don't understand that she is only using you for emotional support dude. She even told you that during the convo.

>>729071624
this has to be b8 no one is this fucking stupid lmao

>>729072518
>I'm just a nice guy

Is this really a bait? Now I'm pissed.

>>729072518
honestly kill yourself, youre never going to have a girl in your life, some people are born so beta that there is no coming back from it. honest to god end it before you fuck up another girls life OP

>>729072518
Can you reply something we ask you to say ? Holy shit

>>729072518
Don't worry OP I saw fleshlight are on sale this week. Buy two, you'll need them while you're protecting the feelings of the females out there.

>>729072646
Lmao
Original Advice. Fuck you OP i knew you were a faggot all along

>>729072518
Well she doesn't give two shits about how you feel and will toss your ass aside when you aren't useful anymore.

>>729072689
Goy he just admitted hes choking your chicken

>>729072689
What do I say??

OP, you have to act like a bit of a cock if you want to get a girl. This girl may be in an emotionally traumatic relationship that she can't end. Even if she likes you. Move on but be 30% douche, 30% you, 40% witty and 100% thirsty. A girl won't go for an asexual asshat

Jesus christ OP. Bigger beta male is hard to find.

>>729072873
SAY ANY OF THE THINGS WE FUCKING TOLD YOU TO SAY YOU GOD DAMN MORON

>>729072270
this. Just cease contact and if your lucky she will contact you in a few months missing you.

You have two options then
tell her to fuck off
fuck her and tell her to fuck off.

Happed with my ex and now I got a date with a cute and tall blonde so jokes on her.

>>729065821

Maybe you didn't do anything wrong. These things happen anon. You probably care too much.

I will echo what many anons have said, just stop talking to/hanging out with her and forget about it. That's how you lose most of your time , by dwelling on a chick. Seriously forget about it.

>>729070794
killer line, i feel you dude, OP his manhood is being taken away and i feel mine being taken away to.

A girl that used to show her boobs on snap suddenly doesnt want to talk about sexy anymore tells me "i friend zoned you"

I instantly told her, bitch next time i come over you better suck my dick and or only call me if you wanna talk sex.

Watch this fucking slut come back tomorrow for attention, dumb ass bitch.

>>729065821
"Not allowed to say" wtf?

>>729066772
Dude if you don't find your fucking balls and quit talking to her immediately you're destined for a life of cringe. Get your shit together or git neck'd

>>729066772

Brozoned

>>729067640
Dude I respect the shit out of that. Good on you anon. You'll yet yours one day /b/ro

>>729067968
Is that Pavel Datsyuk? Kek

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>>729072518

>>729072518

>im just a nice guy

And you fucking wonder why you got friendzoned. Even Chad Thundecock would get friendzoned if he said half the shit you have in just what we can see in this thread.

She got you wrapped around her finger for NOTHING. She'll drag you till you lost all the skin on your bum.

>>729072518
Are you actually this much of a pussy or is this bait because I really can't tell at this point.

>>729068596

I mean shit, that's a decent way to make a close friend but only if you can remove her from your mind as a romantic or sexual possibility.

If you can't then you should gtfo.

>>729072518
Holy shit. Just stop it!!! You are the worst. No wonder this girl doesn't like you. You barely respect yourself. You don't deserve her and she knows it and now you're being weird. I bet she's ugly too. Just stop it, I'd rather hear you killed someone slowly than fucking doing whatever you call this.

>>729073534
I can here for advice, but I don't want to be rude. She is a Christian girl who doesn't want sex.

>>729073486
and this confirms this is b8

>>729072518
Have some fucking dignity, faggot

>>729066070
Yes, of course.

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>>729073486
You're a lost cause. Good luck with being a pussy for the rest of your life. There is actually a difference between being nice and being stepped on. God speed gaynon

op you're starting to piss me off faggot stop baiting

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>>729073486
do you enjoy being friendzoned?

>>729065821
How long did you talk to her before this?

>>729073694
No

>>729070151
You fool she's gonna have a boyfriend by next week

GHOST HER

>>729073486
Except it's not a situation like that. She might message you tomorrow asking what's up, yet she still won't feel anything for you.

>>729073732
17 days

>>729068094
oh dude, wtf why, she's insulting you

>>729073615
dude what

how does that matter if you havent even kissed the bitch yet

are you retarded?

christian girls are the sluttiest

>>729073743
My original advice.
>1st comment
Listen OP holy fuck

>>729072518
Honestly at this point I hope you fucking die, you cringelord beta fucking cuck faggot.

>>729068046
Because the "nice guys" are all creepy manipulative pieces of shit.

>>729073486
tell her "goodnight ;)" studies show that winky faces let girls know that you are a potential mate if you don't do this you are a lost cause OP

>>729073770
>17 days
>if you love something let it go
17 day love eh? How's 8th grade going sport?

>>729069300
This is basically the most beta thing a guy could do.

>>729073619
This

well dont text her again and if you see each other lots irl just be cool about it then maybe she'll crawl back to you

>>729073854
That feels kinda hinty tho...

>>729073615
Kys

>>729069274
Dude, stop fucking talking to her, she's just going to eat you the fuck up.
Even if she keeps talking to her, just ignore her.

>>729073854
the wink get me goin down in the stink

>>729068094
>i only like you as a friend

>"its ok you've been hurt in the past"

dude what

>>729073770
Why didn't you ask her out 16 days ago?

>>729073486
Fucking hell.. Just stop!

>>729070084

*inhales*

faggot

>>729073844
Blame evolution. The nice guys had to evolve to keep up with the crazy manipulative females.

>>729066090
fuck off

>>729073486
you weak fucking faggot, FUCKING STOP IT, every text you send is making it worse

>>729070190

they're not even fucking code it's literally 'i have nothing to add to this conversation' or an acknowledgement

>>729073854
holy fuck yeah do that, what the fuck do you have to lose?

>>729071120
this

>>729073486
I'm emotionally invested now OP leave it here before you turn yourself into a cringe image

>>729073844
>want to be a girls friend before being like "ey bb u want some fuck"

>"ew what a creepy manipulative piece of shit"

Creampie her.

>>729074114
No, it's not that. You'd have to be a giant pussy to blame women.

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>>729073486
10/10 b8

It's like car crash, I can't look away

...

>>729073492 (You)

LEYKIS 101 (General rules on how to get LAID, NOT how to be in a relationship)

Treatment
+ Ignore them = bitches love being ignored, they want that high from the attention, on off on off
+ Never reply on the weekend = unless it’s guaranteed pussy, dates on mon/tues
+ Jab them = backhanded compliments, take the piss out of them
+ Drama. They are problem-based = They love fix-me-up-men, they love drama
+ Always be seeing multiple women = the more women you are seeing the more women want you
+ No gifts and No compliments = You want to lower their self-esteem
+ Money Money Money = Talk about money, flash money, be rich
+ Never change = women want to fix you but loose respect if you change

Dates
+ Spend <30 euros
+ 3 dates rule = if no sex, then bounce
+ Never date co-workers
+ If she uses her phone during a date, leave immediately

Life advice
+ Women expire at 30 = they’re past their prime and desperate for men, easy pussy for young guys
+ There are 3,750,000,000 women on the planet, don’t throw your life away over one dumb cunt.
+ Avoid bringing them home = you don’t want them knowing where you live

>>729073486
>when you're too much of a beta to get the girl

B8 if ive ever seen it
Nice lad
>thread bois

>>729074322
>wants to be friends
>stops being friends when she isn't interested

Sounds totally straight up, bro

>>729066100
Not being a douche and flying off the handle is what he did wrong?

>>729074266
A friend

>>729070562
Would you like to be cremated or buried?

>>729073486
Im getting tilted. YOU FUCKING DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

>>729074378
>euros
Lol

You are too far gone. There is no saving you, just know that we tried. There has been some stout fucking advice ITT and you have listened to none of it, and you look like the biggest fucking beta faggot because of it. With each passing message, you manage to out cringe the last. Do your family a solid and kill yourself

>>729074322
You really don't know nice guys, do you.
I know we must hate Reddit here, but you might want to check /r/niceguys out.

>>729074549
euros=dollars
>look it up

>>729074426
>Wants guys to be forward with them

>Considers any advances made on themselves by men they arent attracted to as sexual assault

>Wonder why guys try to get to know them to gauge if they're actually attracted to them before making a move

Really i guess you cant win here unless you're just born attractive, and for you to defend it makes you a flaming cuck faggot

>>729071046
Eventually you stop wanting them once you realize and truly accept that it will never progress

If those feelings persist, then there's still some part of you that has some hope for some reason; even though you know it'll never happen, you haven't really accepted it completely.

>>729074446
Why the fuck would you want to be friends after a clusterfuck like that?
Honest to fuck man, you ARE A MAN aren't you?
Grab life by the balls and grind over her and fucking take a damn risk.

>>729065821
They're a tantamount of old school rap songs that'll help you realize what you're doing wrong. I suggest starting off with Fuck You, Rather Be Your Nigga, and last but no least Bitches ain't Shit

>>729074611
What, are those like pesos or something?

Fucking hopeless eurofags and their fake money. Kek

>>729072518
>>729072575
>>729072618
>>729072646
etc. etc. etc.

greatest b8 of all time

I'm sorry guys I have failed

>>729068046
They do say that, then they take it back when they've got what they wanted.

>>729074590
>guys who want to be friends with girls before they fuck them are fairly represented by some faggot ass blogging redditors

yeah, no

>>729074817
Funny thing is, Euros are worth more than us dollars.

>>729074938
We're talking about "nice guys" ffs.

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Text her with shoveldog

>>729074649
its not that, its a test to see if you have balls

real man dont give a fuck if the girl will consider them too forward, call it an assault or any of that crap
as long as you arent a retarded to try to hit a girl that clearly is sending signs that she dosnt want any

that is what they want to see, that level of confidence
when you go slow and try to gauge things 1st, it just shows to them that you are scared, you are affraid of their reaction and you dont have confidence enough in yourself to pull that out

you already failed the test

jesus fucking christ OP, i did the same mistake as you a couple of years back, and i really hoped that i had someone tell me most of what i read here. Stop being a beta mcfaggot

>>729074817

The majority of Americans have a below average IQ on the world scale. Most Americans are literally stupid.

An actual fact.

...

If you deny this you're likely in that majority :)

Here is a list of countries smarter than America: Singapore, South Korea, Japan, China, Taiwan, Italy, Iceland, Mongolia, Switzerland, Austria, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, United Kingdom, Belgium, Canada, Estonia, Finland, Germany, Poland, Sweden and Hong Kong (technically not a country),.

The average American is as smart as the average Latvian.

...

>Google it..

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>>729066381
Honestly this is the best thing you can do, you'll just need to live up to that sentence and actually believe it. I scored a 9/10 although i'm fucking tiny and relatively chubby, i don't do sports and I'm not even a social person. I just pretend to be a social person with high self esteem and an idgaf attitude and the fucking girls are wrestling for my dick. I'm fucking typing this on my phone, i wouldn't put so much effort in this post if i weren't serious.
Pic unrelated - I'm not going to share my win until it's actually lost and sharing her stuff can't hurt anymore