India love thread Post all the good shit about my country

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Their is no good shit about your country

>>729056033
ur county is entirely shit, literley

You no like porn
We no like you

The elephants have small ears.

Only good thing about Indians is they don't spread their religion everywhere

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>>729056033
bollywood

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>>729056033
>Good shit
>Kek
Ur country is made of shit OP

LOO

pajeet, my son.

It's poor an shitty, if you compare it to western Europe.
But I really like it!

Your mother is Punjabi.

>>729056033
Hello, Microsoft support here.
How can I scam you today?

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You put red dots on your foreheads as aiming points for our shots.
Also you are not Africa.

>>729056033
weed came from india, basic math came from india, white people go to india for musical inspiration, first hierarchal society was in india

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Best thing about India is your tandoori and the fact that you're fucking far from me.

I kinda like that Thumbs Up cola.

>>729056814
Neither do the Jews

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>>729056033

>>729058307
Neither do Asians don't feel special Jew fuck

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>>729058176
>india has a space program

>>729056033
Why is your countries chief export young adult males with "qualifications" in computer science, when they know shit all about computers outside of sexually harrassing women on facebook

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Cat can poo in the loo.
Say, Apu, why can't you?

Dog can poo in the loo.
Can you, Apu? Can you?

Monkey, too, can poo in loo.
I say, Apu, why can't you?

Sloth is slow, slow as glue,
Yet even he can poo in loo.

Elephant is big and large,
He needs toilet size of barge.
But he is smart compared to you,
For elephant can poo in loo.

Even Slav who dumb as bricks,
And barely rub together sticks,
When needs to go, what he do?
Unlike you, he poo in loo.

Rat is small and lives on streets,
Feasting on discarded treats,
But when it's time for number two,
Even rat can poo in loo.

Lying Jew who says "Oy vey"
And cheats and steals all the day,
Yet he knows just what to do,
He takes his poo into the loo.

Dirty Frenchman smells so bad,
He thinks that soap is just a fad,
Yet he cries aloud, "Mon Dieu!"
And places poo within the loo.

The time has come for our tale to end
So let's remind our Indian friend,
Unless you're stupid you already knew,
The loo is made for you to poo.

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>>729056033
>good shit

>>729056033
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