non-porn webms ISIS-America MC has already ordered 100.

>>729056578
he wanted to die what a dumbass

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>>729056979

>actually defending the police officers action

Fucking fascist bootliker. Get out of my America!

>>729056578
and they wonder why they're getting ambushed these days

>>729055915
>ISIS has already ordered 100.
But why though, it's likely going to cost more than $300 new, you can buy full auto AKs in the street for less than $100 in the middle East.

>>729056979
I don't get why cops are so paranoid now that they treat everyone as if they were dealing with a terrorist.

They have all of these policies in place to preserve their own lives at the expense of civilians when they are the ones who entered a higher risk profession on the first place.

>>729057731
But you can't fit an ak in your pocket.

>>729055915
one more reason gun laws are fucking retarded

you'll be able to 3d print this shit soon

>>729056578
b-but... BLM told me 110% of people shot by police were niggers

>>729056851
i feel bad for that man tbh

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This is apparently a common sight in what American call "the heartland".

>>729058428
No homo

>>729057841
But you can fit several different comblock pistols that are just as cheap. And you can build the same thing out of four pipes and two nails.

>>729057841
Not him, but there are a ton of .380 handguns with a higher capacity for less than $300 dollary doos.
The only reason to buy that product is if you're too stupid to purchase a holster or have no idea how to prevent your handgun from printing.

>>729058738
But you, or whoever it was, mentioned aks, so my point still stands

>>729058851
Dumb addict whores.

>>729058710
It's more common in NYC or San Francisco tbh

>>729058959
Yeah, but this might be easier to get into places. I can imagine that you pretend to talk on it while entering somewhere. Obviously not somewhere with high security, but a club or something.

>>729056578
Cops are serial KILLERS paid by gob

>>729059073
Do you even know what's going on in that webm?

WTF is with catpcha asking to select cars all the time. is this part of teaching google's self driving cars?

>>729057951
Finish him!

>>729059445
not just googles, they sell their data to other companies as well

>>729056049
oh man, she bit his dick off

>>729059060
hot water, not acid.

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>>729059250
>Yeah, but this might be easier to get into places. I can imagine that you pretend to talk on it while entering somewhere.
Then you purchase/buy one of these or a pen gun. If your goal is too shoot up a club, why even bother hiding it to start since you're limited to two shots and then done anyways?
Why do people who don't understand anything about firearms insist to have an opinion on them. It's like you're in first grade and are trying to tell a someone with a doctorate in mathematics what multiplication is. You come off as a twat and are why gun owners will never compromise with your shit ideas

>>729056578

"Are you OK?"

"NO MOTHER FUCKER YOU FUCKING SHOT ME I'M NOT FUCKING OK"

>>729056754
what's the story here?

>>729059787
Nerve gas

>>729059360
LOL y tho

>>729059360
wtf? Is there a story other than random guesses? Was thinking brakes, but it looked like car had acceleration until the very end.

>>729059787
Looks like the engine exploded. Who knows, maybe runaway diesel or something.

Someone before said lightning, but it looks to me like the flash comes from the car, and the lens flare just gives the illusion of lightning.

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Does anyone know where I can buy that mask?

>>729059318
could you explain?

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>>729059445
I hope not.
Captcha is even more retarded than the average distracted driver, I don't want this thing operating vehicles next to me on the road.

>>729059726
To be fair, the examples in your pic look like bricks from teh 90's

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>>729056578

Guy steps out of his vehicle with a black object in his hand. Cops always have to assume the worst.

I don't see how any of you losers think that this is a bad shoot. Giving strangers the benefit of the doubt when spotting something that could be a weapon will get you killed.

>>729056578

>shoot first, ask question later
>acted reasonably

>>729060050
Yes. I've seen people play this game in school.

It was a long tiome ago, but it's something like this:

Take a deep breathe (or maybe push all air out of your lungs)
Hold your breathe/don't breathe
Soneone applies pressure to your chest
You black out

>>729059360
Whoa, a car wash speed run

>>729057929
You can't 3d print a barrel and chamber that thin, it would explode on the first shot.

The thing in that gif isn't a real product, it doesn't exist and it never will. The firing video is just a cap.

>>729060054
If only we could get it to identify streetlamps or something as cars.

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>>729059787

>>729056578
>jumps out of the car fumbling with a black object in his hand

What a fucking goober. How hard is it to just slowly get out of the car with your hands empty?

>>729059073
>>729058851
it's not meth
it's merely forcing air out of lungs after getting heart rate up

>>729059601
>that last punch
Literal lol

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>>729060094
Point is that you're not gonna shoot a lot of people with derringer. If you were looking to kill a single person more discreetly you'd buy a pen gun
Outside of that you'd unload a normal handgun into the crowd outside if you were looking to be a terrorist. The news coverage and fear mongering revolving around the firearm in the op is fucking stupid

>>729060054
I got this same thing, and it wouldn't let me pass without selecting all the chipmunks as hamsters.. Chipmunks are not hamsters. Get your shit together Captcha.

>>729060818
WTf I just watched?

>>729061136
>implying a nigger would want to be a dad

>>729060054
pretty sure the bottom left one is a guinea pig

>>729061545
You are correct. It apparently thinks that guinea pigs and ferrets are hamsters.

>2mb limit on /b/
cant post any of my favorites
fuck this

want: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS
http://store.steampowered.com/app/578080/

ID: KAIIRU
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KAIIRU/

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>>729060435

>You can't 3d print a barrel and chamber that thin, it would explode on the first shot.

There are metal 3D-printers and there have been metal hand guns printed with those. Though a metal 3D-printer that can actually print reliable gun barrels will probably cost 6 or 7 figure sums. Even if it's just 5 figure sums it would still be cheaper to just by a weapon on the black market.

>>729057626
Do you have the second part?

>>729057205
Shut the FUCK up blm filth. Bldm.

>>729057626
>>729061826
Or the third?

>>729060641
G O O B E R
O
O
B
E
R

>>729060001
proving gays are degenerates one webm at a time

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>>729062000

>>729059601
>strength vs dex

Someone post the one of the Chinese kid getting thrown away

Thanks

>>729059787
Definitely a bolt of lighting. Focus on just the top half of the frame when watching...you'll se the bolt come in under the liveleak logo

>>729062920
That's not a carp, it's a plecostomus.

>>729062367
Thanks mate.

>>729059984
It's lightning...watch under the liveleak logo

>>729063264
What a bro

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>>729063096

"Dey terk er jerbs!"

>>729062800
What's the actual story behind this?

>>729060252
Its almost as if a cops life should be inherently less important than the lives of the people they are being paid to protect.

>>729062902
You're gonna have to be MUCH, MUCH more specific. Chinese girls are thrown away at birth.

>>729063413
clearly the guy is a fag

>>729063548
That's a given

>>729059673
I thought it was liquid nitrogen

>>729063531
I wanna know the aftermath of this

>>729063479
Ehh..chinks getting robbed or something at a factory. CCTV footage. Shows people running to help
Little kid wanders into shot
Can't see what's happening
Robber comes out fleeing
Grabs child
Hurls him away for no reason other than fuck everyone

>>729056754
Thats not supposed to happen in a lightning strike on a car - LPG tank?

>>729063765
Chimpout.

>>729057951
country ass niggas

>>729056049
ive ad a simmular blowjob beofer bu nw i has no ball

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>>729060252
'murica land of the free.

top kek keep up the good work, good entertainment.

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>>729064187

>>729063050
And that's why building codes require railings.

>>729057347
LaTrine? I thought they renamed you Shit House.

>>729062800
man that would turn me on so much i'd just have to fuck her right there on the train.

>>729064187
We will, keep giving us money for that tech you're not sophisticated or innovative enough to make yourselves.

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>>729064331

>>729058851
wow

willing to nearly die to have fun

>>729063298
"Oh, hey how's it going...hm. Can I fuck this?"

>>729056754
That moment when Marty read the speedometer wrong and only went 88kph.

Sorry kid, you're stuck in 1955 now.

>>729059360
Maybe a seizure?

>>729056049
What the absolute shit man, uncool! Just kill the dam beast!

>>729059902
Wrong pedal

>>729063394
holy shit it's randy marsh

>>729064331
I've seen this webm thousands of times and I still don't know why the fuck is that guy beating that trap/ugly girl.

>>729063384
why niggers always steal bikes ? someone is mindcontrolling them and making it as a prank ?

>>729056288
Ginger pubes

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>>729058428
we're all equal lol

Anyone have the Webm of the mexican jerking off in public?

>>729056851
Fucking United Airlines

>>729061834
that dude in the motorcycle video ain't black you dumb redneck

>>729062538
Free! Free! Freedom at last!!!!

>>729064973
I wonder how he got off of there

>>729064457
You're welcome for the color tv and 48 hours pill - From Mexicans
You're welcome for the guitars you play un almost every song of your music - From Spainards
You're welcome for most of your culture - From Northern Europeas
And i can continue...

>>729058191
>Feeling bad for Abdullah Kobayashi

>>729065243
dead?

>>729065235
Just as long as it's relative to 21st century achievements. Can't give the caveman credit for the car because he invented the wheel.

>>729064331
Story?

>>729065295
Put it out by spilling more.....Brilliant!!

>>729063187
niggas be niggin'

>>729065235
>color tv
>Mexicans
Holy shit, if you thought murica is bad with cops, you're going to love what cartel members do to other human beings.

>Spainards
What has spain done recently? Got that 1080 gtx spain edition going to play some spain overwatch lol faggots

>Northern Europeas
Well thankfully we don't get our culture from them anymore, it's pretty much the middle east now.

>>729063531

Wow, this is so fucked up.

That little faggot just did a cheap shot to that poor girl. You just DON'T do such things, especially when you know the person might fall and break its back.

This cunt is just staying quiet, instead of asking the ladies to stop climbing on desks. He keeps all the anger inside, and then he just does a gay move that could make the victim paralyzed forever.

He will probably end up shooting up a school, if he isn't prison for killing that poor lady.

>>729065383
Only people to do commit inovatively to the 21st century is california, japan, china, and korea. Everyone else just leaches.

>>729063470
And the word "cunt" immediately sprang to mind after i stopped laughing.

>>729065798
Probably browses /b

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>>729065062

I am going to google that now and I bet I am going to end up with a fucking dailymail story.

>>729060252
you dumb twat, the cops are supposed to give us the benefit of the doubt. To do otherwise is to elevate the value of a cops life above that of they people they're supposed to protect.

>>729063298
what a bitch, grab it and let the poor thing have fun

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>>729061821

>>729063160
oceans... scary as fuck.

>>729065169
legend says hes still there to this day

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>>729065062
>>729066095

And what do you say:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3314111/At-s-squeaky-clean-Manager-car-wash-accidentally-gets-caught-spun-rotating-scrubber-hilarious-video.html

Second google result.

Anyway, just wanted ot know if he survived that.

>>729065271
Is she wearing high heels??

>>729059601
That old man strength was real and that kid got the wheels beat off of him

>>729056578

I hope that cop was ok

poor man

>>729066424
Yep.

>>729064973
cool

>>729061821
I wonder if he suffers from brain damage.. just saying

>>729061821
The barrel in this is not 3DP nor is the barrel on ant 3DP firearm, they print a housing around the barrel which is added as a later part, or mid print so it cannot be removed

>>729063734
That filename!!

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>>729065807

>Kevonte Dekorey Austin

With that name couldn't tell whether redneck or nigger.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/dramatic-police-chases-ends-pick-9946761

>>729065956

I don't get how people get thrown away, and don't end up under the car.

I mean, imagine if a car was going to hit you and you had your feet on the ground... wouldn't it make you fall and then just run over you?

The only way i see myself thrown like that guy, is if I JUMP on the car right before the impact, so my feet aren't on the ground and I can't get pushed down and rolled over.

>>729065700
My spidey sense says that man has blue balls for a month or more.

>>729065271
hahaha!

>>729065392
>>729064827
nerve gas

>>729063264

why the fuck this arab got a god damn cheetah in his room

>>729063100
It's not fucking lightning, it's lens flare, noob. You see the same lens flare across the building in the lower left too, and of course it's under the logo, the logo is placed after the video is taken. Nothing on the video will ever be over the fucking logo.

It seems completely impossible that this was lightning, and you got fucking trolled.

>>729066976
well he got hit with the fender by the looks of it and the front end of that van looks low and wedge-shaped so that ought to have had something to do with it

>>729060435
you don't need to 3d print a barrel it would be trivial to make one with conventional tools

>>729056754
is it just me, or is it kinda odd that all these people come running up after whatever it was happened? Also, is black the national color or something, or is it just a crappy video?

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>>729066089

Is that real or staged? Because I'd say million dorrar lawsuit incoming.

>>729066976
physics, kid

>>729066089
lol

>>729063260
You're wrong. Look anywhere, there's no fucking lightning.

>>729057951
literally "won" due good hit sucker punch

>>729062330
This

>>729065798
Your b8 is weak

>>729065553

>that kid in lane 4

>>729067116
arabs basically do what niggers would if they had money

>>729057951
this is how a fucking man fist fights. that was based as fuck

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>>729067547

>>729063298
if only i had such courage

>>729067247
>Is that real
Don't eat paint chips, anon.

>>729063499
banned weapon of war in your mouth

>>729059360
that poor girl

>>729063187
That kid is having the time of his life

>>729065553
that hopeless expression of "isn't everyone supposed to wait for me or something"

>>729059984
Car vs lighting sounds pretty interesting.

>>729065798
Nice try, its a girl.

>>729057780
>higher risk profession
They kill everything before even seeing it, kids with toys, people with walltets in their hands empty handed people, black people.
Where's the risk when here? What am i missing? They'd use napalm on any "risky" area if they could (namely Baltimore)

>>729059067
I mentioned AKs simply because they are the most prolific in the middle east and failed satellite states. Like to the point that market price is as negotiable as a good meal and night with someone's wife. So to Aks specifically you are right; but to what is simply available, ISIS would probably buy 100 combloc guns or more for 1 gun that looks like an electronic device that no one in the region owns.

>>729059601
I hope that fucker got fired... WTF we send our kids on the bus and expect them to be safe yet these types of fucking assholes employed are thugs.

>>729059360
lol. i love how the girl's face turns from fake happy to see a customer to the sudden angst of seeing a car flying towards her

>>729065798
>>729068145
(You)

>>729068145
this has got to be bait

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>>729055915
Not gunna lie

I want one

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>>729068145

>>729059601
Bitch can walk.

>>729060252
Cops are fucking cowards shooting at people for normal behavior. This pig should be in jail.

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>>729068213

>fake happy

Actually it's a girl in her late teens and she has that genuinely friendly qt smile.

>>729065798
>be in class
>trying to do work
>bitch literally steps on your work while table dancing in class
She had no business being on top of her own desk. Stepping onto someone else's desk is extremely rude even if you didn't actually step on their classwork, which she did actually do. Total disregard of the hoodie kid's personal space and paperwork. Bitch deserved it.

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>>729059073

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>>729059173
Wrong.

>>729064564
what does it look like their doing ones got the nose and another has the neck....

>>729055915
Is this girl too young to sign up on a date site? http://www.swingeer.com

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>>729056578
lol wtf, how is that reasonable? what kind of low fucking standards do they have?

>>729065271
I so Hope it was just some guy underwater pulling her line, just to mess with her. That would make this that much funnier.

>>729067547
And that's why we call them sand niggers

>>729069205
A man once told me "Shoot first and ask questions later."
I tried to ask him why, but he didn't say much after I shot him.

>>729065342
Has to be.

>>729057951
he doesn't even try to fight back though...

>>729059360
LMAO That file name tho!

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>>729055915

>>729060252
This almost always only happens in the US.
They're poorly trained cowards.

>>729068785

Why not be a gentleman and ask her politely?

Why stay quiet like a little bitch AND do a cheap shot that could probably (and I'm sure it did) fuck the rest of the life of that little African-American girl?

It's like getting angry at teachers, because they aren't answering your questions...

but you ask them nothing.

You just keep it for yourself and stay quiet... then you grab a gun and we all know what happens the next day on the news.

Why hold emotions like a real bitch and then burst the fuck out when no one expects it?

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>>729069653
Nigger rebels from the Congo don't count.

>>729067580
Bu sucker-punching? Granted, the rest of it was excellent but he sucker-punched him like a nigger.

>>729065807
>not called "stunt bonus"

You only had one job, anon.

>>729069810
Wtf is this?

>>729069101
nerve gas?

>>729060540
Nostalgia

>>729059360
10/10 perfect parking

>>729056754
where did all those fcking people just come from

>>729060617
I wanted to see him get shot.

>>729065243
I like how the guy runs to see if the tire is OK

>>729070066
I hope they smashed the shit out of that fat fuck after.

>>729069101
close enuf.

>>729066976
Legs break/dislocate and also naturally bend, if the grill of the car is above your center of gravity only then you go under it. Because the most of your body is below the car. But if your legs give out and the rest of your mass is above the bumper you'll be catapulted in the air.

>>729060617
Fukken lost

>>729070249
take notes if you see injustice always jump kick.

>>729062712
dex beats all in dank souls bruv

>>729067547
dude that's truth

>>729057951
Honestly if you are stupid enough to actually get in someones face, you deserve to get suckerpunched by a faggot.

>>729069653
Pfftt, they forgot to show the other side of the picture. Its supposed to be two sets of niggers "practicing" on one another.

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>>729065392
Talk shit get hit.

>>729070648
i have no words

>>729058710
land of the free home of the brave. So fat to get the obesity stats down they literally upped the weight limit of what obesity was set at and then went 'we r doing and improve on our health world look' 300,000 people die instead of just not eating and going for a walk >.<

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cute koala

>>729068698
She works at a car wash, in that moment she's definitely fake happy.

>>729069967
HOLY SHIT

>>729065687
the point is, americans didn't invent jack shit. ya'll just leeched. it's also how your nation formed in the first place.

>>729070851
the most fucked up tourettes tick ever

>>729056440
I want that guy to be dead, fucking dumb fuck

>>729059601
act like a man get treated like a man.

>>729070655
I can think of a million more painful things than stepping on Legos but I sure do love these Reddit-memes! :)

>>729071203
Don't make me throw a Nokia at you! xDD

>>729071113
fascist

>>729069470
kek

>>729062988
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY
THE DUBS OF FUCKING DISGUSTING OBESITY

>>729069809
>why not politely ask the people dancing to loud music to behave in class like they already know they're supposed to
Because that doesn't work. The hoodie kid was doing what (s)he was supposed to, there is no defense of kids walking across other people's desks in a classroom. They clearly gave no fucks about behaving properly, being asked one more time wouldn't make a difference. Knocking someone on their ass will.

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>>729058851
Now rape

>>729070934
I did this on accident working on some cabinets, not nearly as bad as that of course. Tried to pull it out and broke off the tip, took 2 months for it to push out.

Legitimate torture.

>>729055915
That's a school shooting begging to happen.

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>>729056288
Remind me of the avg IQ of a black youth pls?

>>729064827
the trap was out front of a comic store drunk / high bothering a bunch of skateboarders in this weird rough voice, then it cuts to him on his back getting stomped. I'm guessing he just bothered the wrong person

>>729070998
Really? So, who invented air planes? Oh, what about cars? What about alot if war winning guns, like the ol' henry .45 repeater?

You ar no longer allowed to google anymore anon, you're obviously to stupid and should be required to obtain a license to google search from now on.

>wiki is life
>wiki is love

>>729071301
It's okay, my wife already wants me dead because I play so much Fallout 4 hahaha! :D

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

>>729064691
I thought I was going to be disappointed.
I was not.

>>729071463
wtf would you wait 2 months

>>729066976
Newtons laws, it doesn't matter what the object is shaped like, if an object with force impacts another object, lets say it's stationary for simplicity, it will apply force to the stationary object making it move, it won't just tip it over.

>>729061288
Equality

>>729057951
Stupid bitches just watching like its supposed to be that way, thinking guys are supposed to fight for them.

>>729062800
Probably psychological disorder. Schizoid or borderline personality disorder maybe. Who knows.

>>729071676
marxist communism. But don't tell her that!!!

>>729056979
dude was approaching a fucking accident scene, not a fucking traffic stop. Tell me, boot licker, why the fuck would he even have his fucking gun drawn for an ACCIDENT?

>>729064973
>>729065169
i imagine he threw away his tools and then climbed down, maybe given a safety rope and jumped off.

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>>729070998
Off by one, motherfucker. We invented electricity, btw.

>>729063298
>unzips dick

>>729071586
>So, who invented air planes
I'll give you planes, but it was foreign nations that improved on them.
>Oh, what about cars
Mercedes Benz, a German company.
>What about alot if war winning guns, like the ol' henry .45 repeater
Just because "my gun was used in a war and we won it hurr durr" doesn't make it any more special than, for example, the STEN.


>>wiki is life
>>wiki is love
Perhaps you should be more careful about what you get from Wikis.

>>729065553
theres no fucking way that video didnt go viral through her school system.
i hope she didnt get given too much shit for this

>>729071814
>invented electricity
ugh boy, I hope you know electricity is a naturally occuring thing.

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>>729071715
canadians just live in fucking igloos even the females and they have the same expectations of this kind of meat head shit. I'll fucking end your career in other ways. n-n-n- Niqquh. Can you sayyy it?! can you admit it!!!!!

>>729067183
Have you never seen a car struck by lightning?
This was clearly a lightning strike.

>>729071652
Didn't I had my dad sit on my arm while my gf at the time pried my nail with tweaser, still couldn't get all of it out. I had my thumb nail cut about half way down,

>>729070066
Im motionless seeing people die but that wow

>>729067324
It's lightning.

>>729056288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0

>>729064827

because he was talking mad shit for like 10 minutes straight

>>729071971
And also, it was Nikola Tesla, a Croatian, who "invented" electricity.

>>729071659
>newtons laws

You do realise there a law of inertia?

Mot including the friction from your feet being planted in the ground too.

Its based on center of gravity and where the impact takes place.

If a semi hit a guy hes going under it going to be embedded into the grill. He is not flying upwards. You know why?

Because inertia says he wants to remain in positions while the truck is hitting him and simce his center of gravity is not above the impact point he then only has three options, go under, become one with the grill, or fly straight forward with the path of travel for the truck.

>>729067363
crawling in my crib, my foreskin will not heal

>>729067426
Throwing the first punch is not a sucker punch.
Have you ever been in a fight?

>>729070066
the orgasm the kitty must be feeling after having that taken out

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>>729060001
almost quads

How does he inflate his junk like that.

>>729072196
You clearly don't understand Newton's laws.

>>729065798
She's not a "lady". She's a nigger acting like a monkey in our taxpayer funded schools.

>>729072267
With an air pump.

It's a shit dick disease, can't remember what it's called but it's technically an infection.