Drunk/passed out thread

>>729056540
well played anon, well played

>>729056905
If I was there I would be eating that pussy. Loved playing with and fucking my gf whilst she was asleep.

>>729057272
I love it when they can't resist or remember

>>729058394
Just in her mouth?

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she's out man

>>729058817
Definitely not. Just the only pic taken just in case.

>>729059062
Is her asshole looser when she's passed out?

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My fav. Leaves them lucid enough to comply, but almost completely removes inhibitions. With the added bonus of total memory loss lol

>>729059184
Well...yeah

>>729059184
Usually, yes. No resistance puckering...lol

>>729059184
I wouldn't say looser, just not as resistant to penetration. I tried fisting a passed out bitch once. I felt a pop and a tear...ooops

>>729059228
It says "not for human consumption"

>>729059228
Allright then. Where to get?

>>729060270
And your point is?

>>729060270
Yeah well, they put that on there to keep from getting sued

someone have webm?

>>729055692
Please more!

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>>729061552

too soon

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>>729057024
mmm, passed out creampies... more?

When I was around 10 my dad got serious with a woman and moved her and her 5 year old daughter in with us. Her daughter had serious mental/behavioral problems. Was always getting sent home from daycare and later school. My dad and her mom both worked so after school I had to watch her. I spent the next five years dealing with her roller coaster emotions and tantrums. When I turned 15 I really started to resent her. I stopped even trying to watch her and just crushed her Ativan into powder and gave it to her in orange juice. One of the times I did this she passed out on the couch wearing just her panties and a t shirt. I got bold and was horny so I pressed a finger to her little hole. She didn't react at all. Long story short I drugged and raped her almost everyday for the next two years. I lost my virginty to her and had my first anal with her. I pumped my cum in her holes and then soaked her in a bath to get rid of it. After I was done hate fucking her at first I kinda got attached to her. Her destructive behavior didn't really bother me anymore. Sadly my dad and her mom broke up and she was gone from my life forever. I still miss her a lot even 15 years later.

>>729062261
wew lad

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>>729062261

>>729061665
Her name is beth and this was the time she was under age you dumb ass

>>729062261
Yep, fapping to this.

>>729062029
Got more ? German bitch
?

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More like this?

>>729062261
Noice

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>>729062691
please

>>729062261
fake and gay
>cum in her every day for 2 years
>she never got pregnant

>>729062708
moar!!!

>>729059047
more?

>>729062563
Says you. Looks 21 to me...

>>729062830
Based on the math...she'd be no older than 8. So...yeah. Very likely to not get pregnant.

>>729062830
nah dude it's cool, he soaked her in a bath

>>729062563
Pussy looks old enough. Stop being a fag.

>>729063008
her face looks like she's 30

>>729062261
Can't wait until my kids are in high school and throw parties...daddy gonna play

>>729062830
>learn to count
he fucked her from 10 to 12yo

>>729062830
She was 10 when I started and didn't have her first period till 4 months before her mom and my dad split when she was 12. So I came n her while she was fertile for about 4 months and I'll never know if she got pregnant or not cuz they left.

>>729062923

>her 5 year old daughter
>next five years

5+5=8....
wat

>>729063205
It's that fuzzy math they are teaching millenials

>>729063124
How long would she usually be out for? How hard was it to get her to the bath man cuz thats seems pretty rough doing it every day

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>>729062261
fake, shut up faggot

>>729063345
It took me about two weeks to find the right amount of meds. I started on the low end and worked up. After that she stayed unconscious for 2-3 hours. When she was 10 she was only like 60 lbs so it wasn't that hard. When she got older she really didn't put on much weight so it was never an issue. Besides it was my best plan to get rid of my cum, dumb as I was as a kid I knew they couldn't come home to find cum in or on her cuz the only one around that could have done it was me. So after I finished I picked her up and sat her in a tub and just let things flow out. She only woke up in the tub a couple of times but since I've had to bathe her before it wasn't weird.

>>729062261
Copypasta. Haven't seen this since yesterday.

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>>729063520
I bet your sister was raped. Either way I smell rustled jimmies.

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>>729064096

>>729057272
>>729058164
What's the best and easiest way?

>>729057272
Even if she had fucked somebody?

>>729063905
When i was younger and my sister was about 8 i used to molester so much while she was sleeping. She was a bed wetter so she would sleep naked or just with underwear and i would try to finger her and lick her. Idk why but i could never actually stick it in and it always felt like something was blocking her the hole. One time i even spat into her asshole and climbed onto her bed and tried to fuck her ass. Me being the little kid i was around 13 i never actually got it in and never thought to actually put aim it inside instead of putting it in between her cheeks and hoping it would go in. How she didnt wake up i will never know but as she got older it became more dangerous as she would react to me touching her so i ended uo stopping for fear of being caught

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>>729064701

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I used to pretend i was asleep so my girlfriend would pass out but my heart was beating faster because i was waiting to eat her ass and pussy. feelsgoodman.jpg

>>729062693
Definitely not German, from US AZ

When I was around 20 my dad got serious with a woman and moved her and her 15 year old daughter in with us. Her daughter had serious mental/behavioral problems. Was always getting sent home from daycare and later school. My dad and her mom both worked so after school I had to watch her. I spent the next five years dealing with her roller coaster emotions and tantrums. When I turned 25 I really started to resent her. I stopped even trying to watch her and just crushed her Ativan into powder and gave it to her in orange juice. One of the times I did this she passed out on the couch wearing just her panties and a t shirt. I got bold and was horny so I pressed a finger to her little hole. She didn't react at all. Long story short I drugged and raped her almost everyday for the next two years. I lost my virginty to her and had my first anal with her. I pumped my cum in her holes and then soaked her in a bath to get rid of it. After I was done hate fucking her at first I kinda got attached to her. Her destructive behavior didn't really bother me anymore. Sadly my dad and her mom broke up and she was gone from my life forever. I still miss her a lot even 40 years later.

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ex

>>729065043
Besides turning my story gay why would still live at home a 20? Get a job faggot.

>>729065043
How come the ages are different

>>729065315
Cuz a faggot took my story changed the numbers the reposted. It's probably the same guy that used a gas mask pic earlier when he called me a liar. The guy who's sister was raped and jimmies are rustled by these memories.

>>729065043
So your 65?

>>729065696
It's a remade version of the story I posted earlier this guy is just rustled

>>729057272
Eurofag here: how do you spell statuary again?

>>729065622
So whats the real one? The 10 yr old or the 15 yr old girl

>>729061799
Bitch needs to get them tan blocks sorted.

>>729064899

If you're going to make up a lie, at least make one where you don't sound like a total fucking loser.

>pretend to be asleep so I could be sexual with my girlfriend

Are you a fucking autist?

When I was around 35 my dad got serious with a woman and moved her and her 5 year old daughter in with us. Her daughter had serious mental/behavioral problems. Was always getting sent home from daycare and later school. My dad and her mom both worked so after school I had to watch her. I spent the next five years dealing with her roller coaster emotions and tantrums. When I turned 45 I really started to resent her. I stopped even trying to watch her and just crushed her Ativan into powder and gave it to her in orange juice. One of the times I did this she passed out on the couch wearing just her panties and a t shirt. I got bold and was horny so I pressed a finger to her little hole. She didn't react at all. Long story short I drugged and raped her almost everyday for the next two years. I lost my virginty to her and had my first anal with her. I pumped my cum in her holes and then soaked her in a bath to get rid of it. After I was done hate fucking her at first I kinda got attached to her. Her destructive behavior didn't really bother me anymore. Sadly my dad and her mom broke up and she was gone from my life forever. I still miss her a lot even 40 years later.

>>729065902
First one is my story growing up the second is a triggered faggot.

>>729065967
Wow bro. You should really take your sensitive ass back to tumblr. I'm sorry your sister got buttfucked, actually I'm not, but you need to let your jealousy of the rapist go. If your sisters butthole means so much to you just rape it. You'll feel better.

>>729066051
Oh thats hot

>>729066156
Third one is same triggered faggot

>>729062300
Damn. Can't get over this one. I think it's the lighter skin on her ass, it just does something for me.

>>729065622
Gas mask guy here, don't care, no sister, no jimmies. anon is just a liar. here no there.

Hope his sister doesn't run across someone like ;)

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My wife

>>729066530
The fact that your still hear says otherwise. Can I lick your sisters sweet butthole to or are you gonna reeeee?

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>>729062261
Nice fanfic

>>729066764
You're fucking stupid! I am here to see pictures of sleeping women, not listen to your autistic underage rape fantasy. Srsly you make me sad

>>729064470
That makes it better. Get those juices flowing.

>>729066764
Fuck off pedo.

>>729060270
Women aren't people, silly

>>729066764
Am calling FBI.

I hope my gf will be often passed out next summer

>>729055692
Last name Stroer?

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>>729062924
>soaked her in a bath
Remind me to use this birth control method next time I bust a load in chick. Forget going on the pill or using a condom. Just soak her in a bath dude.

The fact that you're* still hear says otherwise. Can I lick your sister's* sweet butthole too* or are you going to* reeeee?

Reeeeeeetard

>>729066764
So, you currently 80+

Wasssuupppppp grandpa.

>>729064899
someday i'd like to settle down and marry a classy gal like her

>>729067137
So your gonna reeee. To bad I bet her butthole tastes like Hershey heaven.

>>729067414
Fallout 5?

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>>729056905

>>729067552
Ewwwww... what's with your English?

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>>729067552
don't stop, you're retarded

>>729067303
Oh god oh no's the fbi oh dear well I'm sure there will be a top investigation by top investigators.

>>729067414
She was 10 she wasn't gonna get pregnant. The bath was to remove evidence not prevent pregnancy.

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>>729055692

>>729067441
>learn to green text faggot

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>>729067925

>>729067639
It's not set to millennial that's why your having problems

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>>729067986

>>729055692
too young? http://www.swingeer.com

>>729055692
Looks like my ex-wife. Gonna need one of her face to confirm.

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>>729055692
sure

join here :)

https://discord.gg/XNwfaEQ

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>>729068098

>>729067303
Yeah. Right.

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>>729068298

>>729056736
Is there any more of her?

>>729062923
Back to school please, or underaged and b&

>>729065967
The more I read it, the more real it seems.

>>729066322
Box of tissues.
>kek

>>729067834
Dump em all. Any new ones?

>>729064617
she knew anon

>>729069546
Gotta clean up when you're done

keep it going

Daughter was 15. Had a slrepower with 2 friends. They ask if they can have wine coolers. Cool dad says ok. Slipped a shirt ton of xanax into wine cooler and hand it to daughters hot slutry friend. Hour later all 3 passed out. Carry drugged one to my room. Definitely not a virgin. Pound her and carry her back to game room. ????. Profit.

I ain't green texting shit...

When I was around 40 my dad got serious with a woman and moved her and her 10 year old daughter in with us. Her daughter had serious mental/behavioral problems. Was always getting sent home from daycare and later school. My dad and her mom both worked so after school I had to watch her. I spent the next five years dealing with her roller coaster emotions and tantrums. When I turned 45 I really started to resent her. I stopped even trying to watch her and just crushed her Ativan into powder and gave it to her in orange juice. One of the times I did this she passed out on the couch wearing just her panties and a t shirt. I got bold and was horny so I pressed a finger to her little hole. She didn't react at all. Long story short I drugged and raped her almost everyday for the next two years. I lost my virginty to her and had my first anal with her. I pumped my cum in her holes and then soaked her in a bath to get rid of it. After I was done hate fucking her at first I kinda got attached to her. Her destructive behavior didn't really bother me anymore. Sadly my dad and her mom broke up and she was gone from my life forever. I still miss her a lot even 30 years later.

>>729070764
who dis

I was around 37 when my dad got serious with a woman and moved her and her 55 year old daughter in with us. Her daughter had serious mental/behavioral problems. Was always getting sent home from her job at goodwill (retarded). My dad and her mom both worked so after school I had to watch her. I spent the next five years dealing with her roller coaster emotions and tantrums. When I turned 45 I really started to resent her. I stopped even trying to watch her and just crushed her Ativan into powder and gave it to her in orange juice. One of the times I did this she passed out on the couch wearing just her panties and a t shirt. I got bold and was horny so I pressed a finger to her filthy diarrhea hole. She didn't react at all. Long story short I drugged and raped her almost everyday for the next two years. I lost my virginty to her and had my first anal with her. I pumped my cum in her holes and then soaked her in a bath to get rid of it. After I was done hate fucking her at first I kinda got attached to her. Her destructive behavior didn't really bother me anymore. Sadly my dad and her mom broke up and she was gone from my life forever. I still miss her a lot even 17 years later.

I was around 7 when my dad got serious with a woman and moved her and her 85 year old daughter in with us. Her daughter had serious mental/behavioral problems. Was always getting sent home from her job at goodwill (retarded). My dad and her mom both worked so after school I had to watch her. I spent the next five years dealing with her roller coaster emotions and tantrums. When I turned 5 I really started to resent her. I stopped even trying to watch her and just crushed her Ativan into powder and gave it to her in orange juice. One of the times I did this she passed out on the couch wearing just her panties and a t shirt. I got bold and was horny so I pressed a finger to her filthy diarrhea hole. She didn't react at all. Long story short I drugged and raped her almost everyday for the next two years. I lost my virginty to her and had my first anal with her. I pumped my cum in her holes and then soaked her in a bath to get rid of it. After I was done hate fucking her at first I kinda got attached to her. Her destructive behavior didn't really bother me anymore. Sadly my dad and her mom broke up and she was gone from my life forever. I still miss her a lot even 77 years later.

>>729071564
>I was around 7
>When I turned 5

Go play with you mom titties.

>>729071776
>not getting the joke

I was around 60 when my dad got serious with a woman and moved her and her 75 year old daughter in with us. Her daughter had serious mental/behavioral problems. Was always getting sent home from her job at goodwill (retarded). My dad and her mom both worked so after school I had to watch her. I spent the next five years dealing with her roller coaster emotions and tantrums. When I turned 65 I really started to resent her. I stopped even trying to watch her and just crushed her Ativan into powder and gave it to her in orange juice. One of the times I did this she passed out on the couch wearing just her panties and a t shirt. I got bold and was horny so I pressed a finger to her filthy diarrhea hole. She didn't react at all. Long story short I drugged and raped her almost everyday for the next two years. I lost my virginty to her and had my first anal with her. I pumped my cum in her holes and then soaked her in a bath to get rid of it. After I was done hate fucking her at first I kinda got attached to her. Her destructive behavior didn't really bother me anymore. Sadly my dad and her mom broke up and she was gone from my life forever. I still miss her a lot even 20 years later.

I was around tree fiddy when i went to my favorite website reddit. That's when my dad got serious with a woman and moved her and her nigger mom in with us. Her mom had serious mental/behavioral problems. Was always getting sent home from her nigger job at goodwill (retarded). My Everybody but me (neet life) worked so after school I had to watch her. I spent the next five years dealing with her roller coaster emotions and tantrums. When I turned into a normie I really started to resent her. I stopped even trying to watch her and just crushed her Ativan into powder and gave it to her in orange juice. One of the times I did this she passed out on the couch wearing just her panties and a t shirt. I got bold and was horny so I pressed a finger to her filthy diarrhea hole. She didn't react at all. Long story short I drugged and raped her almost everyday for the next two years. I lost my virginty to her and had my first anal with her. I pumped my cum in her holes and then soaked her in a bath to get rid of it. After I was done hate fucking her at first I kinda got attached to her. Her destructive behavior didn't really bother me anymore. Sadly my dad and her mom broke up and she was gone from my life forever. I still miss her a lot even though OP died because this thread gave him cancer.

spiderman might has well ben a spidey thread./ thanks for the noodz

>>729070861
So rustled he can't let it go. All of this stems from jealousy over your sister rape, and jealousy that I know what a tight 10 year olds insides feel like. I got to fuck that pussy and nut inside her and I never got consequences for it. Deal with it.

>>729071858
No it's just not funny. What's funny is your rustled jimmies.

>>729068391
>d
wow

>>729070861

>45yr old virgin living with his dad
>30yrs later you're on /b/
>75yr old browsing /b/

right.....

>>729073816
It's just a tumblrina with rustled jimmies who can't get over that his sister was raped so he reeeeees in threads like this.

>>729074498
What's the story on her?

>>729075015
It says "Cunt Whore."

Obviously.

>>729071862
v 70 85

>>729056802
Ha ha Kylie

>>729065967
ive seen this before

>>729065857
something tells me this girl does this on a semi regular basis, jmho

>>729068141
i would be so angry if i was hosting that party and someone put her in one of my beds, just sayin'

When I was around 8 my dad got serious with a woman and moved her and her 70 year old daughter in with us. Her daughter had serious mental/behavioral problems. Was always getting sent home from the nursing home. My dad and her mom both worked so after school I had to watch her. I spent the next five years dealing with her roller coaster emotions and tantrums. When I turned 13 I really started to resent her. I stopped even trying to watch her and just crushed her geritol into powder and gave it to her in her prune juice. One of the times I did this she passed out on the couch wearing just her granny panties and a t shirt. I got bold and was horny so I pressed a finger to her stretched butthole. She didn't react at all. Long story short I drugged and raped her almost everyday for the next two years. I lost my virginty to her and had my first anal with her. I pumped my cum in her holes and then soaked her in a bath to get rid of it. After I was done hate fucking her at first I kinda got attached to her. Her destructive behavior didn't really bother me anymore. Sadly my dad and her mom broke up and she was gone from my life forever. I still miss her a lot even 45 years later.

>>729080219

Whut de fuck dun did ya' plum fuckin' say about me, ya' square? I'll gots ya' know ah' graduated top uh my class in de Nahvee Seals, and I've been involved in lotsa raids on de down low on Al-Quaeda, and ah' have upside 300 co'ferm'd wastes. ah' am trained in go'illa warfare and I'm de top snipuh' in de entire US armed fo'ces. You's is nodin' t'me but plum anoda' target. Man! ah' gots'ta wipe ya' de fuck out wid precision de likess uh which gots neva' been seen befo'e on dis Eard, Amos my fuckin' wo'ds. You's dink ya' kin dig away wid sayin' dat shit t'me upside de Internet? Dink again, fucker. Ah be baaad... As we rap ah' am contactin' mah' secret netwo'k uh spies across de USA and yo' IP be bein' traced right now so's ya' betta' prepare fo' de sto'm, maggots. De sto'm dat wipes out da damn padetic little doodad ya' call yo' life. Youse fuckin' wasted, kid. ah' can be anywhere, anytime, and ah' canwaste ya' in upside seven hundred ways, and dat's plum wid mah' bare hands. Not only am ah' only in ah da unahm'd fights, but ah' have access t'de 'ole arsenal uh de United States Marine Co'ps and ah' gots'ta use it t'its full 'estent t'wipe yo' miserable ass off de face uh de continent, ya' little shit. Man! If only ya' could gots knode whut unholy retribushun yo' little "clever" comment wuz about t'brin' waaay down downon ya', maybe ya' would gots held yo' fuckin' tongue. But ya' couldn't, ya' dun didn't, and now youse payin' de price, ya' goddamn idiot. Man! ah' gots'ta shit fury all upside ya' and ya' gots'ta drown in it. Man! Youse fuckin' wasted, kiddo. 'S coo', bro.

>>729080219
You have a lot of free time. Get a girl or a job or both you hideous faggot. Plus your mom knew you sister was raped. She helped your daddy cum in your sisters shitbox. Then they literally rubbed your nose in it.

>>729065857
stupid tattoos

>>729061868
FAIL

>>729066051
What I love about this is it reminds me of an ex from about a decade ago, she was mid teens wore underwear like that and had similar puffiness to her pussy.

>>729074304
Somebody's jimmies are rustled, that's for sure.

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>>729062261

>>729070939
natalieastak on reddit

>>729072108
any more?

>>729062261
What is this some 8th graders fantasy

>>729067441
<Doesn't know how to greentext

OC