Just share them, this is a safe place.

I used to have a penis

I was raped as a child

>>729052942
I fold my toilet paper and use it 2 and sometimes 3 times.

>>729052942
I occasionally fondle my balls.

>>729052942

I bought 6 gallons of chocolate milk, just to dump down the storm drain.

I like the smell of my own smeg.

>>729052942
I enjoy rape porn

>>729052942
I am sexually atracted to cubes

i accidentlly kept beating my female cat for like 3 weeks, until she startes to bleed, then i stopped

>>729052942
I don't have secrets b is smart enough to read

>>729052942

Im waiting for my dope dealer

I keep the tears of a thousand normies

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>>729054444

I have my body sell to old mens

I like lolis

I jacked off in a public library once

I can suck my own dick and I do it every time I masturbate.
When me and my friends talked about this topic they all said its fucking gay and I agreed with them saying "I wouldnt do it even if I could'.

few years ago I pretended to be someone famous (I personally know) online and took advantage of naive girls

>>729055057
cartoon or real?

>>729052942
I'm 25. I occasionally have dreams about losing my virginity. When I was younger I'd have pure sex dreams with perfect girls. I dreamed about watching a group of perfect and pure white girls fellating each other, and one of them came to me and let me lick the juices off her soft lip. The taste lingered in my memory for a few weeks.
I'm still a virgin, and I still don't know the taste of a pussy. At this point I'm more interested in the smells and tastes of things than in the actual act.
I also sort of trained myself to get aroused from the smell of my saliva, and I wonder how a girl's saliva would smell like and if it would turn me on. I usually lick my wrist and sniff it while fapping.

>>729053819
I always do that. Like everyday. I yank them everywhere.

im the op of this thread and i have entered an endless loop of defending my pride >>729050982

>>729055515
help me by sshh-ing this dirty imbicile

>>729055426
Both..

>>729055021
For how much?

>>729053479
story

>>729053653
I do that too.

>>729055594
150-500€

>>729055592
tell moar
any real life experiences i mean like crushes/dated anyone and whats it like to be attracted to little girls

>>729054259
I do too

>>729055497
Im 25 too but fuck im happy i didnt end up like this.

Pay for sex anon if you cant get any for fee, just stop dreaming about woman saliva plz. I feel autistic for you rly.

>>729055811
Im a girl. So its not easy. I dont make anything for real. But my head is full with that shit. I feel like a pedophil but im normaly still ok.. only not in my head. I want to lick that little pussy while i get fucked. And after this he should fuck her little... sry im dump but cant stop thinking about that shit

>>729055595
congratulations anon, be proud that you have very high iq and you can recognise just by reading one single sentence. Now go back to sleep

>>729056142
Wot

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>>729054290

> Accidentally beat a cat for 3 weeks

>>729056116
story of how you first started this kink?

I got caught flirting on SMS with another woman by my girlfriend.

I regret giving her my password

>>729055994
ayy i found someone else
any webm's

>>729055325
I wish I could. Once or twice I've managed to lick the knob.

Once when my friend's cousin pissed me off I came in her shampoo bottle

She washed her hair with my cum

>>729056116
Are are you into girls or boys little

>>729056116
Do you like shotacon too?

I'm in a relationship with someone for 5 years but now i'm attracted to another girl of our friend's group.

>>729055497
holy shit

>>729056116
thats my dream

>>729055497
>>729056109

I second the prostitution route

>>729056436
With 11 i start with internet. In this time i was often on chats like icq-chat. It was full with old stupids. They show me how i should touch my self. And send me videos from lolis (real) theyre put small things in her pus.... after this i was like it. And i dont know why i dont get older in my head. Im fascinated from this smalls/little bodys... so easy to hurt and hot too..thats why i dont wabt to grew up. I dont want lose my body. Im anorexic only to look like a small little..

>>729056616
Only girls. I feel lesbian. But i also like little girls theyre get fucked from the little brother.

When I was a child i once saw the milk man wink at me. I i thought it was gesture so went to him and he touched my prepubescent 8 year old titties

>>729056907
pics

>>729056907
troll spotted, fuck off now

>>729052942
i voted for hillary

>>729056907
Is English not your first language by any chance?

>>729056620
Not so. Maybe bcause im a girl. And not intrested on little penis.

>>729053653
Heeeheeee!
>use a toilet paper

>>729057057
Im not dump. Wanna send police to me

>>729057102
No haha im from europa im sry

>>729057256
body pics i meant

>>729056907
that's hot, you should show body with time stamp

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>be me, 17 years old
>be at a friends brithday
>playing poker with friends (all normies)
>out of the blue i get asked: " are you gay"
>I say " yes " (joking)
>"realy?!"
>"sure" try to see how far i can go
>tell some stupid backstory how i discovered it
>they fucking believe it
>ffw 3, tuesday, missed school on monday because hangover
>whole fucking school knows it
>all gratulate me on my coming out, being very supportive
>can't tell it was all a joke, bc of cocial suicide
>accept it
>mfw i'm not gay
>nfw everyone i know things I'm gay
>mfw i lived as a gay men for the last 5 years
>mfw I'm still a virgin

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>>729057087
Fuck off

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i didn't delete it like she asked

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I'm taking a shit

>>729057383
Faggot

>>729052942
I hate race mixing

>>729055595
>Be child
>Get raped

>>729057345
I do not send pictures to 4chan. I am available on snapchat but do not want to send something to this post which shows me closer I am sorry. To my protection

>>729057383
U deserve it fag

I'm going full beta and completely avoiding looking for a gf. the only problem now is deciding what to do

>>729058005
You got two built in girlfriends. Use them

>>729057677
kek faggot
>>729057014
and have you fucked any adult girls

>>729058979
thanks, they have kept me company so far.

>>729058005
1. jail
2. drop the soap

>>729052942
When I was in first grade i cut a hole in my shirt and blamed the retarded kid who got expelled. There was a massive meeting at school and everyone knew about it, my parents met his parents and his mum was balling her eyes out apologizing to my parents and literally begged the principle to let her son stay (its a good school). Anyway the principle said violent behaviour of that sort was not allowed at our school so he had to go. They pulled their older son (7th grade) out of the school and I think left our city. I was like 4/5 years old a the time so i didnt give a shit. Fast forward not even 5 years. 10 year old me realized that was a fucking shitty thing to do and I really fucked up their lives. Realized that if i just told them it was me I probably wouldnt have even gotten in trouble, I was like fucking 4 years old.
Also I fell horribly in love with a bisexual pschizophrenic brazillian exchange student. She tried to kill herself in front of me and I had to call the ambulance and police and shit. I've never gotten over it because I loved her so fucking much and ive never loved anyone since. I still think about her every single fucking day despite being in multiple relationships since. I do not think im capable of loving anyone anymore. I would throw my life away just to be as happy as I once was. I actually intend on going to Brazil to see her just to see if its the same. If not I can rest easy. If we love each other the same as before I wont come home.

I dont expect to not be called a faggot or whatever. This is /b/ im not retarded. But seriously, you have no idea what love is until you actually feel it. I would die to feel that again.

>>729060283
good luck

>>729059794
90% i'm straight

im 28 virgin and probably will die alone and sad,no one even knows :(

>>729060283
faggot

>>729061333
Tell people then.

>>729053138
Same.

I have an amazing flash drive.

>>729060283
Don't care if this is real or not, just gonna say:
If you sucseed, live the most happy fulfilling life you can ever have

>>729061487
i would probably kill myself after saying it, if rigth now i have a 0.05 % chance of getting laid after saying it it would drop to -20%

>>729061782
Go buy some sex then and get a therapist as well.
Your issue isn't being a virgin, it's your thoughts and emotions fucking you over.
Also there also exist female virgin hunters out there, who loves taking the virginity of others.

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>>729061630

>>729062052
i've thinked of it several times, but then im even to shy to ask for sex to an escort, if they girl is kind of cute, words just wont come out of my mouth(dont mind my shitty english, spaniard here)

>>729062554
You sound like you've got self esteem and anxiety issues anon. Go talk with a cognitive behavioral therapist and look up mindfulness meditation classes in your area.
I'm Danish, so I tend to forgive other people for shitty english, because I myself fuck it up from time to time.

>>729062554
Pretend until you make it! The secret with women is confidence and humor. Practice conversation with some stranger specially old people and take rejection like a man and move on, treat them well even if they are whores but move away from them hos you don't want them in your life no matter how hot they are.

Several people are going to hate me by the end of the summer.

>>729062858
thx anon, didnt except this kindness on this kind of threads XD, basically ive failed on everything in life, included woman, problably have to deal with it the rest of my life

>>729053848
You sir are an insane wildman

>>729054444
Late at night do you fondle the bottle you keep them in?

>>729052942
I shaved only half of my dick, because I was lazy, and then I claimed it's art

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>>729052942
this is a very hard thing....
but i have to tell somebody....
Traps are gay!

>>729052942
i'm browsing /b and fapping while being in the samebed than my sleeping gf. Wonder if i'll cum on her face or wake her up by slipping my dick in her mouth

>>729063247
It's not a failure before you are dead anon.
Up until that point, you have to potential to change the things in your life that you dislike.
Don't let my reply fool you, /b/ is a callous place, I'm a callous person to a point, but when I see someone emotionally hurting, I get this imperative to try to help them.
That is what our interaction really is, aside from me deriving personal value from knowing I might've helped a little.

>>729063525
main problem i think it is my lack of will,where do u guys find the strength to keep trying?

>>729052942
I lost my virginity at 13

I enjoy watching/reading porn about rape. i find it to be a huge turn on. i only like it when the bitch is crying/ screaming/begging and i despise when they start to enjoy i. in reality i know rape is terrible but i love watching them scream for it to stop and someone else having total control over them. idk why. tentacle rape hentai/ real life rape fantasy is amazing. i hate when they make it obvious it's role play. now i would never rape someone and don't wanna get raped but this is one of the few things that can get me off now.

>>729063688
Do you feel okay with your current condition?
If not, get help. Asking for real life help is also dealing with your shit, you don't have to do it all on your own.
For me it was basically "My current life is shit, I better do something about it before this state becomes chronic".

>>729057383
Use it to your advantage. Some girls love gay guys.

I have trust issue because i've been raped by my 10 year older cousin, lost my mom, lost my best friend and then lost my sister.

>>729064448
That sucks anon, did your cousin face any legal repercussions?

>>729064066
ive never liked my life, ive just kept walking the road hoping for something good hapen to me after so much shit, now im 28 and "stuck" in this life, tried asking form help/council to my friends, and i only get this empty advices like try an escort or find a hobby....ive even tried lokking to work for free...no one even gave me a chance...but well this is life bruh

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>>729052942

broke up yesterday

>29m
>constant fighting and getting back together with gf
>decide to call it quits
>broke up yesterday with a 3h phonecall
>fellsbadman.png
>sleep

>today
>hey, this isn't too bad!
>spend the whole day browsing /b/
>eat
>surf web
>fap 5x
>invite a 36yr married man to come over to my place and deepthroat his 8'' cock
>eat his load
>fap 2x
>end up here

breaking up isn't so bad
how was your day?

>>729064066
fuck im even too coward to be an hero, and now im having a fucking meltdown realizing what a piece of shit i am fml

I have a foot fetish and am hebephilic. Which means I jerk off to the feet of 13 year old girls.

Also I've robbed a bank with my cousin and was never caught.

>>729064765
Ask your doctor, not your friends. They're not trained to help you, doctors and therapists are.
Just walking along won't help you, choosing the direction you want to walk in will.
Take responsibility of your own wellbeing and work towards improving it.

I can only get off to rape porn where the bitch is crying screaming and has no enjoyment.

>>729065056
if this is true, i think its kind of normal to be a little hebe, 13 is fucked though bro im talking like 16+.

robbing a bank is cool, how many shekles did you nick?

hebephilic bank robber kek

>>729064936
Anon, try to stop right now and look at those thoughts and emotions.
Are they helping you or keeping you stuck?
If they are not helping you, why are you giving them credibility?
Part of getting better is recognizing those thoughts and emotions and not letting them pull you along for a ride.

>>729065072
at least here in spain therapist are paid, with our social security sistem i would go to one of this "psycologists" and probably would hand me a bunch of pills that will turn me into a zombie as they did with my mother

>>729064725
i was like 5 year old at the time. And i never told anyone except anon 2 or 3 times.

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im a disappointment

>>729065304
Cognitive behavioral therapy, write these words down now and find the spanish version of it.
It is a therapy designed to help you to understand how your brain works and how to deal with that.
Stop making excuses and do something, if you like yourself even a little bit, you owe yourself the work to improve your life.
>>729065484
Have you ever thought about getting help for your trust issues?

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>>729052942
Im a habitual liar to the point where i have never told anyone outside of my family any sort of honest truth, and i have refined bullshittery to an artform. Sometimes when meeting new people ill create a new "backstory" and some amusing anecdotes off the top of my head and convince others that im some oil baron's son who ran away or that im some troubled rehabilitated amateur rockstar with a smack addiction and a whole lot worse.

I just wanted to use this pic

My left leg has started to feel weird when I sit down for long periods of time and I'm worried I'm gonna get a blood clot and randomly die.

>>729065300
probably im stuck, why? cuz its the only thoughts i can have atm,somedays i wake up and try think positive, but as they day goes on this nice thoughst have already gone away, im so fucking lost in life bros i feel like a little whimpy kid, and dont know but i feel guilty for having this feels, there is people in the world with problems probably bigger than mine and they keep fighting, then look at me whining on a internet imageboard. ffs

I have hypospadias

My family is super religious and think I'm a virgin. But I worked my way through 4 years of college at a glory hole and have sucked and fucked around 3,000 men, maybe more.

>>729053906
Second

>>729054278
what kind of cubes?

>>729065648

i tried, i also tried to solve the problem i have with my dad (since my mom died when i was 7).
But it didnt changed much. Never been so far i had to talk about my mom.

Didn't cried for years.

>>729065844
ice cubes

I'm 30 and in a relationship with a 16 yr old

>>729065727
You're asking for help anon, even if it's on an anonymous image board, it is still an action which requires you to be responsible about how you feel.
Other peoples problems belong to them, unless they ask you for help with them. So stop comparing and start dealing with your own. Asking for help is the first step, go do that on the next day your doctor is open.
>>729066112
It kind of sounds like you are still in shock anon, go get some professional help.

join us :)

https://discord.gg/XNwfaEQ

>>729066373
i did, been mostly useless. i'll do it again when i can pay it.

>>729060283
Don't come to Brazil unless you want to get shot just for some random grill

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>>729057383
Why not just say you're bi?!?!??

>>729066522
Try CBT, it helped me, although my issues are different.

>>729066971

Googling cbt lead me to ballbusting. What are you talking about ?

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38 swm love sucking black cock

>>729061333
I'm sorry but your trips don't lie. My condolences

>>729053138

Whitney?! :o

>>729067153
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.
Did the ball busting at least get a smile out of you?

I let a dude suck me off for 50 euro

>>729067293
ive done goofed exposing my shitpile on this thread, now i just want to kill my self, ive just realized what a pussy i am, too pussy to be an hero, too pussy to deal with my shit, no wonder why im a 28 virgin living with my mother and jobless, if i manage to get 40 years old it would be a funny plot to a shitty movie

>>729067329

I was wondering what kind of thing you can solve by getting your ball busted. But hey, why not.

>>729067718
Write a script and send it to Adam Sandler, He'll do anything

I Never kissed, non ugly, i think im atractive, i just refuse oportunities idk why. And im bi. And all i wanna do for a long time, is my straight friend.

>>729067718

dude just get a shitty apartment like an hour away from your moms house
it can't be that hard.
you need to move out of the house
everything is will follow

>>729067561

got 50 more?

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I really like big natural tits more than ass.

>>729067718
Stop shitting on yourself and go get help like I told you anon.
No one is a lost cause unless they are dead.
>>729067919
Well if you ever managed to find someone who you trusted to ballbust you, part of your issues must've been dealt with. But yeah I did mean cognitive behavioral therapy.

>>729068085
sauce

>>729068008
0€ on my wallet, hard to do that, ive already tried loking to work for free anywhere,no one gave me a chance

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>just realized
>29m
>I've had 2 long term relationships with two gorgeous women
>during and inbetween, I've sucked some 30 different cocks
>am entertaining three regular fuckbuddys atm

>mfw

>>729068161
>No one is a lost cause unless they are dead.
you could say im a living dead, vidya-major studies-fap-bed and repeat

>>729068271
Become a fuckin contractor, get a plumbing certification and fix shit for a living. Good fuken pay m80

>>729068085
sauce???

>>729068271

easier said than done, but I'd say fuck it
go on welfare and look for your own place
you can always pretend along with your mom that
she "can't support you financially anymore" or "wants you out of the house" (legal)
bam, fit for welfare plan

>>729068445
Nah, dead people tend to rot and be food for small critters.
You're just emotionally stagnating, which isn't the same thing.

>>729052942

/b/ fucking sucks now.

And not in the "I MISS OLD /b/ WAHH". It's not that I'm sick of 4chan; just that it's fucking cancer.

To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out, gay fagets.

Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's GAY.

Trump/Hillary. There's a whole separate fuckin' board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.

FB fap/Dubs get nudes/Rate my gf/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/Roll for nudes/Celeb, etc. They're all the same fuckin' thread. Literally turning 4chan into facebook+tumblr. Underage faggots fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN or BODY PARTS of AVERAGE WOMEN.

YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twittereddit9gag. Congrats.

Loli, shota, fluffy, fur: cancer of a cancer.

Porn threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling NAME SAUCE MOAR.

Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people/cats/dogs! You're pretty edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kiddin'. Fuck you.

3D/Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pics of cartoon characters or porn pics with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagoo!" Fucking sad.

BBC threads. Because /b/ can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.

Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14yo depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.

Race bait threads and Steam threads. Nuff said.

Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine digits ID! Fucking groundbreaking.

Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?

P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And SuzyKatBoxxiWTF aren't the "QUEEN" of /b/.

>>729068262
>>729068516

no idea, found it here

>>729068445
That's me as well wake up play games / computer fap and sleep

>>729068475
my country spain is kind of fucked up in terms of work, there are 2 ways 2 find a work right now, daddy is fried with the buisness owner and he puts u in there, or u can go away to another country and try

I am unbelievably sexually attracted to my partner's daughter and can't deal with it

>>729068719
There's always glory holes. You ain't workin in toilets fuck at least you can work in em

>>729068719
u see what im talking about?, an anon gives me a good advice and the first thing i do its make an excuse fml

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I want to get fucked by a shemale until I'm brought to orgasm without the use of hands.

>>729068851
Seek professional help and avoid being alone with that kid.

>>729068898
wouldnt mind sucking dicks for a living, sucks faggets do it for free, no buisness there

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>>729066140

>>729068967
Whining about it won't change that though, doing something about it will.
Stop wallowing how bad you feel and go look for help.

>>729069047
She's not a child but think professional help is probably still my only escape but how the fuck do I approach that..

>>729069177
im gonna try talking to a doctor, but i already know what is going to happen:Lorazepam

>>729069363
She legal? Arrange a three way and quit bein a fagit

>>729069363
Is she a legal adult?
Go talk with your doctor, they've got confidentiality laws governing them.
>>729069464
Ask for Cognitive behavioral therapy and tell them you don't want pills.

>>729052942
I am a gay furry.

>>729069670
maybe in you country works that way, here u do what the doctor says or u can go swallow a dick, we are slowly turning into 3rd world

>>729069844
Sounds shitty, still try to get help.

>>729069561
She will be legal very soon. I am at my wits end. /b is the first thing I've admitted it to

>>729069145
Kek

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https://youtu.be/L6aAEmlQrhg

Best Kept Secret...Life HacK
>Suck All The Dicks

>>729065763
Wat
4 years, 365*4 lets say 1300 to round it, 3000/1300
Did you really fuck/suck more than a guy a day? How are herpes and aids going? Lol

>>729069971
Maybe talk to your partner. Explain that you know it's wrong but you've had enough of the old cow and now want the young calf.

It's not the worst thing in the world to be attracted to someone you know you're not supposed to just as long as they're legal and you aren't a faggit about it.

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>>729067971
Aaaay you're pretty much me!
Pic is me

>>729052942
i pick my boogers and fuking eat them

>>729052942
i went to my local pharmacy and plucked holes with a needle to every condom i could see, 2 weeks later found out my brother's gf is pregnant

I actually think about suicide daily and i am digging myself in a hole of depression, that gets bigger each day that goes by. I think school is the only thing hanging me together. I obviously act normal like any other faggot IRL, so help is out of question

>>729070489
If /b had a 'like' button id have clicked it. I just wanna know if she's baiting me, she's a right tease with me, makes it worse. But she's quite closed down with her own bf, not done anything but kiss him a bunch of times..

>>729070882
Lol "accidentally" send her a pic of your cock and then wait for her response and be all "oopsie that was meant for yer mum bucko"

>>729057298
where in europa

My gf doesn't give enough sex so i end up mastrubating secretly

When I was 11 and got my first flip phone my mom told me to call someone,to make sure it worked. Being in the 11 year old mindset I was, I dialed 911, and my mom had to explain to the operator that I was just testing my new phone. The police arrived and thought I had been beaten, so they took me into their custody and made me explain what happens are home, and it took 4 days before they returned me to my mom.

>phone works tho

>>729071185
Masturbation has nothing to do with your girlfriend, if she gives you shit for it, she's a bad person you shouldn't fuck anyway.

>>729057578
i'm not sure what emotion she is trying to convey here

i want to make a porno with a fuckbuddy, but i dont think she'd be into it. we did some kinky stuff and i want to humiliate her

My friend and I (kid was like my brother growing up) watched eachother jack off a few years back. It wasn't really about being gay or anything, we just got curious. I didn't cum but he blasted his load all over my shoes and jeans so I ended up having to borrow his.

>>729071300
>You came on my face and you're now taking a photo of it, do not like"

>grab autists ass thinking i can get away with it.
>trigger its self defense shriek
>run like the pathetic fucker i am.
>get snitched on for placing it in an intensive shriek spasm episode.
>suspended

>>729071401
Did your buddy bring up the idea?
If so, he's probably got a crush on you.

>>729071092
I have considered this and will now consider it further. Only slight issue is she's pretty close to her mom so if it all goes south she might just bypass me and go straight to her mom like wtf is this

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>>729052942
https://discord.gg/R32mmUn

share your secrets here my friends

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>>729057383

>>729071548
Don't do anything stupid anon.

>>729071546
It was kinda mutual TBH, we were watching some porn together and he was like "I really wanna jack off" and I was like "yeah me too." So he whipped it out and started jerking off so I followed suit.

>>729071671
Was he focused on the porn or on you?

>>729071548
At LEAST this way it's not like a blatant "I wanna fuck you" like you have a way out of it.

I used to rip nude pics from all the Pc's I would work on in the end before I stopped had 235 diff girls from my general area. Would sometimes see them in public and all I could see is them naked.

>>729071756
I mean idk. Like we always used to watch porn together and it seemed to me like it was just kinda normal. Like he always seemed fixated on the porn more than I did...

We both lost our virginities pretty late- which was weird he was good looking and funny, I was kinda fat and awkward. But I lost mine first...

Maybe there's some deep psychological sexual tension we both have deep down inside.
Especially since I keep asking my gfs to peg me but none of them seem down for it

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>>729054444
UNDERRATED GET POST
QUADS CHECKED FAGGOT

>>729068643
This. So much this....

>>729071973
Well if it was what it was I guess.
Is this something that keeps you up at night or did you just say it because that is your only mildly interesting secret?

i have fordyce spots all over my cock and it looks hideous, still virgin ofc

>>729072355
I mean I've told others not just anon before. I've been reading these posts for the past few hours and figured I'd contribute.
It's a fun little story.

Sometimes I think about it and laugh. Him and I spoke about it awkwardly. Was like "that wasn't too gay right?" And I'm like "it was REALLY fuckin gay but better watch you jack off than some old fag in an alley."

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>>729057383

>>729070775
So you opened all the boxes then?

>>729072571
Okay, I was gonna go the not gay route from your first sentences.
Then I saw your interaction with your friend, which got me leaning back to judging this gay.
I dunno man, go be gay or not with your friend.

>>729052942
i'm trying to fuck my mother.

I don't like black people

>>729073265
Same

I'm a straight white cis man

I'm so ashamed

>>729073238
You're the only one who haven't managed to do that yet, shit son(I really hope not) I feel almost sorry for you.

>>729073238
To be fair, you have already been inside that pussy

I drive drunk.
I steal.
I lie.
I hate myself.

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>>729057618

You take your shoes and pants off? I was gonna make fun but as soon as I went to type.... that sounds kind of relaxing.

>>729055497
that's bad, the faster sex becomes less big of a deal for you, the better off you are. But if you're this obsessed about it and in a shortage, it just fucks you up more and probably could ruin your future chances.

>>729052942
I deliberately almost killed someone; got away with 10 hours of community service.

>>729056566
This is why I keep my shampoo in my room, fuck you, you little shit.

>>729065056
How'd you Rob it?

>>729056907
The English must be a troll

>>729066167
My man. How'd you get her?

I jerk off to pictures of my best friend (who is a female)

i banged op's mom

>>729074164
Send

>>729074164

poast em so we can too,

Then you tell her about us jerking it to her and see if she thinks its hot, that might turn you on even more. Then you can decide whether or not to tell her you jerk it to her (and if you're lucky she might ask.....)

>>729063242
What did you do Hannah Baker?

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>>729074417
>>729074481
You got it mates. She's the one on the left

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spiderman thread. GO.

i cheated on my girlfriend on my last vacation trip, bang this other chick for 3 days, also i take nude pictures of her when she is not watching cause she denied me of taking her nude pics or she does not want to send me some nudes...

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>>729074679

>>729074728
Show us them /b/ro

>>729074587
Pretty

>>729064883
haahhahaah you fucking idiot

>>729073530
You wear shoes in your bathroom?

>>729070591
dang anon around my town you would be slammin the pussy all the time

>>729052942
I tickle torture my partners. Like, I have a room for it, with furniture.

>>729073393
must be a virgin

>>729073530
>>729075152
I'm gonna take this further, you wear shoes indoors?

>>729075177
I feel bad for the girls in your town

>>729055161
Yeah me too. More than once.

>>729055325
Wouldn't it not feel like anything? Like you can't tickle yourself?

>>729055325
so.......is it more like a bj or sucking a dick

>>729075249
its just ez pussy so what

you prob only fucked a stuff animal faggot

>>729057679
what is the point of telling us if you cant prove it ?

>>729075986
Thats not that bad is it?

>>729063480
sounds like a betafag's dream to me

>>729063733
i got raped*

Poorly written story by a newfag here
no idea how I should greentext it so I'll just slam it down here:

When I was about 10 my cousins came over to my house to stay a while because their mother was taking a trip to Florida (at least I think it was Florida). Me and my siblings were pretty innocent being home schooled kids, but the cousins (who I'll call "Eyra" and "Kay") were public school kids and pretty normal.

One day when we were playing hide and go seek, the older cousin, Eyra, hid with me and seemed pretty excited. When I asked what was wrong, she kind of brushed it off and said nothing, but a few seconds later, she asked me if I wanted to kiss her.
Like I said, I was pretty innocent so I just leaned over and gave her a peck on the cheek figuring that's why she was so worked up, but before I could pull away, she grabbed my head and full on frenched me.

I was shocked at first, but quickly relaxed into it and kissed her back. She said I was a good kisser and asked if I wanted to do it again and (of course) I said yes.

This went on for the next couple of days until she left and other than once when she tried to bring it up, we never really spoke of it again.

[spoiler]She was the only girl I ever kissed[/spoiler]

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>>729075602

I'm dying of leukemia but haven't told my parents yet

>>729077139
Tell them, so they have a chance to be with you anon. It'll be way harder on them if your death is a surprise.

>>729077139
is it because you want to die and dont wanna be medicated?

>>729077447
No the cancer was caught late stage 4 and I've been given a matter of months. Doc said that chemo at this stage would do more bad then good. My life has shattered and I'm living in a constant state of shock. Every time I speak with family I can't bring myself to telling them.

The symptoms get worse every day and I've contemplated suicide. I never thought life could get so bad so quickly.

I've never orgasmed during sex. It just hurts and I can't bring myself to tell my boyfriend.

> be me
> hate anime
> tell friends who watch it they're gay
> . . .
> I watch it after I come home
> I fall in love with male characters
> Be me
> male
> bi

>>729078228
Tell him to give you more foreplay. You're probably not wet enough or into it. Or he's black.

>>729078228
tell and see doc

Tia? 729077972

I can suck my own dick.


Part that I don't tell people is that sucking your own dick is like trying to tickle yourself. You're not sensitive to it.

I've cheated on every gf I've ever had.

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>>729078721
hot, more

>>729078481
After a few minutes it stops hurting but I just can't get there

>>729077972
T

I own a dog and i walk around naked at home.
Lately, when i jerked off, she became more and more interested in me, going as far as to jump into bed with me and sniff like crazy in my direction, edging closer and closer

>>729078856
Do you guys build up before hand? Maybe a massage? Some biting? Oral or fingering? Watching porn together? Etc.

>>729052942
I want to sleep with 2 of my girlfriends friends, especially one I see everyday

>>729079015
Yes and I like everything up to the actual event. He's the only one I've ever been with so I don't know if it's him or me

>>729052942
she have a boyfriend, but she and i.... <3

i really hate mi self

you ask me for my secret?
I think Vegetarians and Vegans only do it to get some attention, but some ( who have alergies ) are okay.
Transgender is one of the most fucked up things to get even more attention, because the "poor" people are born in the wrong body etc.

>>729079250
Go talk with your gp about it, this might be an anxiety issue or something.

>>729057679
whats ur snap

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>>729052942
I have a thing for girls with nice stomachs
>Post girls with nice stomachs

>>729079250
My gf has an issue where my cock is too thick (jk she's too tight) and it physically hurts. The issue we were running into is I'm her first and we definitely didn't do enough...

My last gf, is lightly touch her and shed flood her panties and cum as soon as I touched her, some people are different.

Maybe go a while before fucking but do lots of foreplay and shit before hand.

>>729055497
That's a sad, sad story anon.

>>729060283
She probably tired to kill herself to escape from you.

I got my best friend's wife pregnant 15 years ago. We were drunk at christmas and I was helping her untangle christmas lights while my friend was at Sam's Club getting presents. She got pissed that a bulb broke and started to cry. I rubbed her back and gave her a hug that lasted just a little too long. She turned to face me to say that's enough, and I kissed her. An hour later we are naked and I'm playing with her right tit after cumming 3 times in her glorious pussy. She is petting my limp penis and calling it Sylvester. She banged me three more times by New Years. 2 months later my friend tells me he's finally going to be a dad, after 5 years of fail.

>>729060977
>90% I'm straight.
Still gay.

>>729080184
technically its bi towards women idiot

>>729064448
We're they all raped to death?

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>>729052942
still a pedo from the early ages of /b/
fetish for milfs and coworkers who are milfs
have bpd so i hate people but love the ones who havent pissed me off yet
gonna kill myself if things dont go right soon
alcoholic at parents house and they know

I have a gf but secretly have two side chicks

>>729070867
Wait until you don't have the school structure. You'll be 86 yourself in less than a year

>>729052942

A secret that I will take to the grave:

> Be 4 years old
> Hate getting hair cut
> Used to go to hairdressers to get my hair cut by a young woman called Caroline
> Used to kick her in stomach if she got close...I hated the itching of cut hair on my neck
> Like seriously pummel her stomach with my feet
> Tried this a few times before mum stopped taking me
> I have a memory of my mum angry, tell me that I had killed her baby
> My mum wasn't a spiteful woman, so I doubt that she would make this up to scare a 4 year old
> Never hear of it again, assume that she never told anyone in the family out of shame
> Mum died 17 years ago, when I was 9

tl;dr: I could have caused my hairdresser to miscarry as I kicked her in the stomach

I jerk off for hundreds of viewers on Chaturbate all the time. I show my face, talk to the chat, moan, and cum all over myself. There are dozens of videos of me on major porn video sites. I've never told anyone I know.

>>729078228
Cause he's bad at sex and clearly doesn't know how to please a woman who isn't imaginary

>>729079250
It's him

>>729080304
Sure, keep telling yourself that while you smoke cock in bathrooms at gay clubs

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>>729075225
Like this

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>>729052942
I have a strange fetish that I cannot explain. You see I like being a creeper. Meaning I like to sneak around in the dark and watch people. Not all of this is perverted mind you. Sometimes I just like to observe people in their natural habitat doing what they like. But I don't like staying outside. It's not enough to stand in the bushes or hang off the roof watching them through the window. No, I link to climb inside without their knowledge and just sneak around. Mostly sticking to the shadows, hiding behind objects, and overall remaining unseen. But my favorite is just dangling from some high spot out of sight. All of this is bad in it's own right but it's my other problem ... I don't always watch. There are times when an urge arises and I can't help myself. If I find a woman alone she doesn't know I am there, I will take her without her permission. Normally they freak out and try to kick me out but often enough they are afk. So while I am indulging in my sin I will take photos of our lil sexcapades. Then I wait until she signs back on and I will send her the photos of what We did. It doesn't turn out well, but so far Linden Labs can't do anything about it. Pic related it's me with one of my unsuspecting lovers ... just munching on her pussy.

>>729052942
I like collarbones and thighs more than I like tits and ass