Why can't Britfags speak their own language?

They're called crisps

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>>729047265

They do. British English, as apposed to American English, Australian English, Jamaican English, ect.

You weren't a fan of learning things in school were you? Were you the football jock who skated by on his good looks or the fat nerd with such low self-esteem that you didn't even bother doing homework because you knew you were destined for failure? Either way, you got he short end of the straw if you A). thought you made a point, or B). thought this was a cute, wacky, and totes XD random joke to make.

May God have mercy on your pathetic soul, sir.

>>729047792
/thread

>>729047852
Their version of english is incorrect. Why do they never pronounce the letter R?

>>729047792
you fucking tea-nigger

>>729048094
Depends on the accent

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>>729047852
Clearly salty.

>>729048094
Be funnier and less bad at being good

>>729047265
Why cant you stop fucking with russia?

>>729047852
Fell for the bait

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>>729048371

indeed

>>729048094
Why do you keep shooting up schools?

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>>729047852

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>>729048094
Funny how all of you amerifags came from england, your ancestors are brits, lmaooo

>>729048094
I'm from Southern England and I legit don't understand this one. What English accent doesn't pronounce R's?

>>729048572
xD so not only americans are tards
ahww right brit left eu!

>>729048094
England - English

English speaking immigrants move to America. You lazy fucks fucked up OUR language you utter spanner.

>>729048768
Brits are fucking retarded for leaving EU, i still don't think it's gonna happen. I give it a maximum of 2 more years and they will reconsider.

I just think that the rednecks should stop trying to make their imperial system and country English look so superior when it's the lowest of the lows.

>>729048572
Nope, i came from Yugoslavia/Netherlands/Germany

Suck it ya twonk ;D

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>>729048971
#Truth

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>>729047265

Technically, those in the UK speak English correctly.

It's foreigners like Americans who have inherited it and fuck it up.

>>729048662
BrIts turn it into a W some how. I dont understand it myself.

>>729049009

It is happening now. It's over. Unlike some countries *cough USA* it seems their people actually have a choice and when they hold a referendum *surprise* the result actually matters and is honored.

The only reason public opinion has turned against leave is because of an orchestrated campaign against it funded by the rich globalist fucks who have the most to lose in the deal.

>>729049009
they just grew dumb, english came from europe and scandinavia.
americans come from america as natives and europe as wardolls.

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>>729049228
>Technically, those in the UK speak English correctly.
>It's foreigners like Americans who have inherited it and fuck it up.

Fucked it up or made it better?

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>>729049055
Immigrants go there and pick up the trash English. Go learn some real English

>>729047852
>Jamaican English, ect
>ect

lol

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>>729048406
This is the least least intelligent insult I've seen the entire day. Cringe

>>729049518
fucked it up.

you cunts are so fucking lazy you drop letters out of words ffs

>>729049781
The least least would be the most, wouldnt it?

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>>729047265
This is a loser who gives a fuck:

>>729047265
Royal inbreeding

If you look in the Oxford English dictionary it clearly says OP is a faggot.

>>729047852
Gee haytch eye Jay kay

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>>729047792

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>>729049518
Personal Opinion more or less.

>>729047852
>>729049668
The one that doesn't belong is American English. Americans dumped proper spellings for many words because they're morons.

>>729052529
The british cant pronounce most words. It may be true they created the words, but why out a ton of letters in there if you arent going to say them?

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>The one that doesn't belong is American English. Americans dumped proper spellings for many words because they're morons.

>>729052529

What, like changing colour to color? Dafuq do you need that 'u' for? Immediately, Americans made the word easier and faster to write.

Americans - 1
Brtainians - 0

>>729053476
I'm glad the yanks did that, cos when I see them write "color" or "flavor", I know I can instantly dismiss whatever they say.

>>729047265
>Herbs
>burgers always pronounce it 'erbs
Why? Do they not see the non-silent letter?

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I'm smoking a fag before having faggots for my tea.

>>729052670
The word is "tonne," yank. I really my case.

>>729053476
Lowest common denominator.

>>729053659
KEK

>>729049518
I don't think we'll ever get a consensus on that. There are people speaking different dialects of my language within 100 kilometers from each other, that insist their version is better.
It really comes down to preferences.

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>>729053988
>Sure do love a huge helping of Spotted Dick

>>729054041
>*rest

why are all americans so fucking fat and greasy

>>729053476
What the fuck is so hard about adding a u though?
You make it sound like every letter takes some amount of effort out of you, that might kill you if you aren't careful.

>>729053476
No, it's because you Amerifags are too stupid to spell correctly, you have to take letters out to be able to remember words.

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>>729047792
If chips are called crisps, what do you call crisps?

>>729054408
What the fuck is so imperative about adding a u though?
You make it sound like every unnecessary letter takes some amount of effort out of you, that might kill you if you aren't careful.

>>729054484
That is such a profoundly stupid theory. Honestly.

>>729054533

we call those "unhealthy american shit"

>>729047852
Take off your fedora for a moment there bud

>>729047265
Chips/Fries, Football/soccer, schools/shooting ranges, etc.
Amerifags always have different words for everything

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>If chips are called crisps, what do you call crisps?

They probably call them diddlypoofs or some other gay sounding shit.

>>729054789
Hey I'm not even a native english speaker, I just wish you guys would come to an agreement, so I know what to teach my future kids.

>>729055020
It's a Mexican food actually.

>>729047265
I'm not even a britfag, and even i speak the correct english rather than the degeneric american accent.

>>729054408
>>729054789
it's the prescriptivism that I object to.
English has always thrived because most of the attempts to apply laws to it have failed.
It naturally evolves and develops over time.
But Noah Webster decided that the u had to go. Not for any other reason than he thought it should.
Same with defence/defence, theatre/theater, cancelled/cancelled, prioritise/prioritize.
It was conscious effort to separate American English from English.
So fuck Webster.

>>729055375
I think autocorrect screwed over some of your examples anon.

>>729055375
Wait, you're upset because he didn't want to be a normal conformist like you? I forget how much you guys hate independence over there.

>>729055528
haha. it did indeed. corrected:
>defence/defense, theatre/theater, cancelled/canceled, prioritise/prioritize.

>>729055648
So that is why words I think are right, keep telling me they are wrong when I type them.
Fuck Webster indeed.

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>>729047265

>>729055622
no, literally the opposite. congratulations on epically missing the point.
I forget how much you guys are incapable of basic understanding over there.

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>>729055226

mexicans, niggers, italians...

same paki, different trackie

you're all mongrels.

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my question is why do Aussies sound like kids with downs

>>729047265
You mug

>>729056044
Australia started out as a penal colony.
Everyone who ended up there was a criminal.
Most could barely speak English in the first place.

>>729055886
>It was conscious effort to separate American English from English.
>So fuck Webster.
Pretty sure I read that correct faggot.

>>729056210
Did you read the word prescriptivism or these words?
>English has always thrived because most of the attempts to apply laws to it have failed.
>It naturally evolves and develops over time.

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>>729047265
Aren't the Brits lucky that the Yanks have someone who can teach them how to speak?

>>729056210
He applied his own laws to a language that in it's natural state didn't have them.
He was trying to enforce conformity and regulation where there previously hadn't been any.
Is that simple enough for you? Or should I stick to words of one syllable?

>>729047265
giz us a ciggie la

I've never got why Americans confuse breath with breathe, draw with drawer and cloths with clothes.
Is this spelling or illiteracy?

>>729055151
Topkek! I totally disagree but that was funny.

>>729052529
You can thank Noah Webster (1758–1843) for that. He wasn't a moron, he was just an authoritarian. It's the smart authoritarians you have to be careful of, so we're relatively safe during the next administration.

>>729056654
I think that happens in most languages, I think it comes from computers and phones having little prompts to tell them when something is wrong.
If it isn't technically wrong, but just wrong for the context, the computer doesn't catch it.

>>729052670
God help the French if you ever discover they're on this planet.

>>729056924
It wouldn't have been a smart authoritarian no matter which candidate got into office, we're kind of lucky that the current one is kept in check like he is though.

>>729054533

What the purple desperate FUCK is that abomination?

>>729053659
"You mean I can spell 'colour' with a 'k'? 'Kolour'? Oh, what as silly bunt!"

>>729054863

Yo're right. Letter 21 was oversed anyway.

>>729055159
>what to teach my future kids
Seeker of truth
follow no path
all paths lead where
truth is here
– Edward Estlin Cummings

>>729057186
No, you should have removed k from the alphabet. It can be covered by using c.

>>729057273
ndobtably anon, ndobtably.

>>729053659
For as little as the Brits respect the French (going so far as to show them their middle finger and forefinger as a sign of disrespect), they nonetheless adopted the French misspellings of decent Latin words.

Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!

>>729054533
If food has taste, do people have flavour?

>>729057543

Is this some weird Americanisation of the word 'ndobtedly'?

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>>729055313
>degeneric
You talkin' to me?

>>729058023
Try to keep up, Anon.

>>729058023
I was playing along with the notion of the letter u being overused.
Undoubtably becomes ndobtably if you remove the u.

>>729057736
It's when the rot began.

>>729055375
>effort to separate American English from English
Not separate so much as simplify, I suspect. But that rarely works out well. G.B. Shaw tried the same thing in England and how well did that fare?

>>729056150
They were Irish, not criminals. You want to get Mountbattened again or what?

>>729058587
Brits are generally more suspicious of authority than Americans are.

The southern dialect in America is the closest thing to original English from its settling in 1607 it has some of the same pronunciations

>>729058764
Irish political prisoners were sent to Oz, but they were a small minority.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convicts_in_Australia

>>729056654
H. W. Fowler deals with your question at great length in The King's English and in Modern English Usage. Too much for /b/ but highly recommended.

>>729054533
I dont know what the fuck that is but if its just batter we call it scraps

>>729057134
To be fair, I suspect that Her Reptilian Majesty is pretty intelligent. She was, after all, the éminence grise behind the Ozark used-car salesman. But a truly toxic human being, an insult to the species.

>>729057508
Mr Shaw, I thought you were dead!

>>729047852
>football
>skated
>speaking English properly

>>729054533
Disgusting. That's what we call it.

>>729059299
She would have coasted along on having a vagina for about two years and then people would be tired of her shit, even the sjws. But I do get your point, she's smart in some senses and beneath toddler stage in others.

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>>729049248
That's called a speech impediment you neckbeard retard fuck.

Not judgin ya just sayin

>>729048662
London?

>>729048662
That's true. The pirates of Penzance say "Arrr arrr arrr" a lot.

And now for something completely different,
https://youtu.be/wdoGVgj1MtY

>>729060318
7/10 made me chuckle.

You guys call Rugby football and we call "soccer" football we call it football because you are kicking a ball with your foot. You call it soccer because...
Anyway american football you use tlur hands and you bearly use your feet and while we are on the topic you have so much gear it doesn't even make you hard for playing it with rugby you can have a scrum cap and or a gum shield and you are by yourself.

>>729047265
WHY CANT AMERICANS SPEEK PROPUR ENGLS

>>729058805
To be fair, Shaw simply spoke his truth while Webster went from printing office to printing office, leaving behind printed copies of his orthographic prescriptions. Their countries ran their empires rather similarly.

>>729060935
I'm not disagreeing with your point but please...
>you use tlur hands
>you bearly use

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>>729047265

fix'd

>>729062365
They're all potatoes.

>>729062585
just like your brain

>>729047265
Americans have British roots so its crisps you fat wankers

We have fries, chips and wedges in the UK they all have different names depending on how they're cut.

What do you do in the usa? just say you want fries and hope you don't get that mcdonalds matchstick shit.

>>729062989
Yes, but the French helped the Yanks free themselves from George III. So it's Freedom Fries or bust.

>>729060935
Typical bong: you just don't understand history.
The word "soccer" was invented by you crooked-toothed fags and officially used to describe that boring sport about 18 years before "football." In fact, "football" was a catch-all word used for a number of different sports; including that gay stepchild of real football, rugby.
It was really just the idiotic masses (as is so prevalent in bong-land) that couldn't figure out how to pronounce soccer properly (because you can hardly read) that changed it to football.
Unfortunately, when you cromags finally pushed the word "football" as the official-official word to the rest of the world in the late 1800s, the greatest sport known to man, REAL football, was already invented in the US.
Like driving on the left side, calling underpants "pants", and fries "chips", you morons are wrong again.

>>729047265
They're called crisps, you retarded nigger

>>729063129
Hey, McDonalds fries are the best fries!

>>729062838
Nah, my brain is mostly fat and nerve tissue. Just like yours.

>>729063430
Soccer is a bastardisation of "Association Football" you simple fuck. Stop pretending you know shit, we expect very little from you now.

>>729063430
And incidentally, chips are called chips because they are literally "chipped" potato, alluding to the style of cutting, and are noticably thicker than a French fry. So again, boil your head you fat cunt.

>>729064674
>crisps

>>729064837
No, chips, as in "I'll have a bag of chips, two pickled eggs and a battered jumbo. And a can of Fanta."

>>729065106
Huh, I used to get a bag of chips, two scotch eggs and a mince pie, with a fanta exotic when I lived in England.

In Australia chips fries crisps or whatever you want to call them are all called chips

To clear it up usually we say "hot chips" if we're talking about what americans call fries
Just "normal chips" for the others