Hello all,
Where can a man like me buy a bread like the image?
Yes i know of bakeries but im not really social so i dont know what to ask for.
Or can i just walk in and say something like: "hi, i want a round bread like in the picture"
>show picture
And then he gives me the bread?
Yea i dont know im not good in buying bread i guess.
Are there some online shops that sent them per post , like in a package? (Within a day or the bread will become not good bread)
Thanks in advance
>>729044302
ALDI sometimes has these but usually sliced
>>729044302
Safeway
>>729044376
It must be a whole bread, so thats no option
>>729044302
you cant. you have to make it yourself if you want anything better than the crap they sell in stores.
>>729044302
Make it. Flour, water, salt and yeast. It's ridiculously easy
just ask any bakery for a sourdough round-loaf with a marble and dusted top and you'll get something nothing like this.
>>729044302
I'm pretty sure that's an Ohpeezaphag loaf. It's Polish, I think.
Just go into any bakery and tell them "Ohpeezaphag", and they'll know exactly what you're talking about.
>>729044302
Find a decent "real" bakery. They'll have real bread. Or try this unbelievably simple recipe:
https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/11376-no-knead-bread
It's incredible tasty, large, irregular cavities, great crust, et cetera. And easy as sin to make! It just has to rise for 18-24 hours.
Make one yourself
>>729044302
Dude, what the fuck
>Yes i dont know im not good in buying bread i guess.
Looks like you're not good at being a human - do you even talk to other ppl besides from trying to force you to ask someone for bread? Jeezez
>>729044302
top-notch lodge
>>729044677
>>729044523
>>729044471
I dont have time to wait solong. The birthday is tomorrow.
That style is a boule. I make sourdough like that at home twice a week. I can give you the recipe.
>>729044302
My best answer would be "be in France, ask for a round bread" because that's what I do, but I'm not sure that it will help you much.
>>729044854
It takes 6 hours, tops.
>>729044302
Lidl
I'll bump this bait
>>729044302
Just bring the picture on ur phone bro, show it to them.
>>729044302
Ask for a god damn pain.
Winning
Go in the bakery and look if they have similair to pic, otherwise ask for floor breads, or some special bread with rough look and with flour on it, im a baker my self and i make some looking like that, pic related, one of my pies/cake, im dutch sorry for bad english
>>729044676
Fucking kek
>>729044302
First, people cant help you if you have just picture. Specialy that tiny jpeg. You need to know what kind of bread you want, what flour it made out of ect ect. When you know exactly what you want, youll find it with no problems at all. You can google it, you can ask for it in a local bakery, and even if bread tastes the same it may look different so thats another reason why pic not going to help you. And for best quality id go to some old expensive family busyness bakery. And As early as possible. At opening is best option, youll get hot bread, right from the oven, hot, soft on the inside, crunchy, with a wondefull smell, and i bet you will not be able to even carry it home in one peace, youre gonna eat it on your way home. And if you are a real man bake it yourself!
>>729044302
Sourdough fam
>>729044302
Looks like a sourdough boule
>t. Used to be an baker
Buy some cake
>>729044950
>>729044951
Sometime it goes under the name "pain paysan" ("peasant bread"), and that's the very best bread I know. Not all bakeries have it, even in France - you're more likely to find it in the countryside as the name suggests.
I have no idea why I keep finding the best illustrations on a Japanese website though.
>>729044854
you don't have an hour to make it?
I live in germany.. We have best bread here... The bread in picture is a sour dough bread. Ask for it.. I used to live in UK.. It is really hard to get these breads as uk people seem only to eat toast
Bump for more help
>>729045585
>I live in germany.. We have best bread here...
I'm French, are you trying to pick a 3rd world war on us or what? Schwarzbrot, goddammit ! That bread was tried and found guilty at the Nurnberg trials !
>>729045550
No, i really dont have ingredients or a baking machine.
You see, its a gift for my friends birthday that works in some kind of bread factory. Soni thought this could be a gift. I dont know, im not really good in picking gifts.
Also i need time to giftwrap it.
>>729045333
Do you have a favourite recipe for bread? Im not OP but i love baking, love making fancy stuff too
>>729044302
Just go in, show them the pic and ask do you have this bread??? And they will say yes or no.
>>729045848
Flour, water, yeast, salt. Mix that shit together, let it grow in warm place fir 1 hour... Then bake the shit out of it for another hour. Eat fresh bread with butter and accessories... Or Nutella.. There are many recipes online
>>729044996
that whore is disgusting.
>>729045806
Let the pain wars begin
Some greggs if you're in the uk.
>>729044302
looks like some sort of sourdough OP
>>729046089
Best whore in town
>>729045848
>it isn't the thought, it's the gift that counts
>I have no supplies, can't go outside, and need it tomorrow
Shit friend. Shit thread
>>729046285
thats a shitty town then.
Making this thread bread again
I've seen bread like that at Wegman's and Harris Teeter
more bread
>>729044676
>Ohpeezaphag
Just fuck me with a rake.
I went to Google Translate and tried to get this from Polish to English - then I got it. sad, so sad.
more fapping, less breading
>>729044302
>>729044302
Go to a bakery.
Ask for a sourdough boule or similar.
They'll hook you up.
Done.
>>729044302
wtf
>>729048673
what exactly is so good about sourdough? I hear it's alright but what does it taste like, what's its texture?
>>729048673
protip